My passion is as mustard strong; No drum was ever tighter; I sit all sober sad; Her glance is as the razor keen, Drunk as a piper all day long, And not the sun is brighter. Or like a March-hare mad. As soft as pap her kisses are, Round as a hoop the bumpers flow; Methinks I taste them yet; I drink, yet can't forget her; Brown as a berry is her hair, For, though as drunk as David's sow, Her eyes as black as jet: I love her still the better. As smooth as glass, as white as curds, Pert as a pear-monger I'd be, Her pretty hand invites; If Molly were but kind; Sharp as a needle are her words; Cool as a cucumber could see Her wit, like pepper, bites: The rest of womankind. Brisk as a body-louse she trips, Like a stuck pig I gaping stare, Clean as a penny drest; And eye her o'er and o'er; Sweet as a rose her breath and lips, Lean as a rake with sighs and care, Round as the globe her breast. Sleek as a mouse before. Full as an egg was I with glee; Plump as a partridge was I known, And happy as a king. And soft as silk my skin, Good Lord! how all men envy'd me! My cheeks as fat as butter grown; She lov'd like any thing. But as a goat now thin! But, false as hell! she, like the wind, I, melancholy as a cat, Chang'd, as her sex must do; And kept awake to weep; Though seeming as the turtle kind, But she, insensible of that, And like the gospel true. Sound as a top can sleep. If I and Molly could agree, Hard is her heart as flint or stone, Let who would take Peru! She laughs to see me pale; Great as an emperor should I be, And merry as a grig is grown, And richer than a Jew. And brisk as bottled ale. Till you grow tender as a chick, The God of Love at her approach I'm dull as any post; Is busy as a bee; Let us, like burs, together stick, Hearts, sound as any bell or roach, And warm as any toast. Are smit and sigh like me. You'll know me truer than a dye; Ay me! as thick as hops or hail, And wish me better sped; The fine men crowd about her; Flat as a flounder when I lie, But soon as dead as a door nail And as a herring dead. Shall I be, if without her. Sure as a gun, she'll drop a tear Straight as my leg her shape appears; And sigh, perhaps, and wish, O were we join'd together! When I am rotten as a pear, My heart would be scot-free from cares, And mute as any fish And lighter than a feather.