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PILOT
MURDER APARTMENT
By
Christopher Kowalski
She spies on all the other customers, eyes shooting left and
right.
ALLIE
(whispering)
Jesus christ.
Matt steps up to the table, raising his hand at his waist for
a low, awkward wave.
MATT
Hi.
ALLIE
Whats up?
MATT
Matt.
MATT (CONT'D)
Hey you want something? I get an
employee discount so--
MATT (CONT'D)
Ah.
ALLIE
Are you high?
MATT
No?
MATT (CONT'D)
Hey if we’re gonna do the roommate
thing you’re gonna have to get used
to it.
MATT (CONT'D)
You want me to?
ALLIE
Yeah go ahead.
Matt nods.
MATT
I found this place down in Maywood.
Not bad. In the suburbs but close
enough to the highway. The--
ALLIE
Hold on.
MATT
What?
3.
ALLIE
Your ad said you already had a
place.
Silence.
ALLIE (CONT'D)
There were--like pictures and
everything.
MATT
Right, yeah sorry that was my old
place.
MATT (CONT'D)
I needed something to put on the
site.
ALLIE
Fucking craigslist.
ALLIE (CONT'D)
How much?
MATT
Eight-hundred.
ALLIE
A month?
Matt nods.
ALLIE (CONT'D)
How?
MATT
Well, look--it’s like, I think I
can get it down to eight-hundred.
ALLIE
How do you figure that?
Silence.
MATT
It’s--.
ALLIE
What?
MATT
Something happened there. The
landlord doesn’t want anyone to
know about.
ALLIE
And?
ALLIE (CONT'D)
Jesus fucking Christ I really gotta
stop meeting people on the
internet.
MATT
That’s a good one.
ALLIE
Shut up.
ALLIE (CONT'D)
You gonna say something?
Matt fidgets.
MATT
The place was--the scene of a
murder. The landlord--
ALLIE
Fuck this.
Matt follows.
Cars race by along the highway behind the two of them in the
busy, packed-in parking lot.
MATT
Come on! Wait!
ALLIE
Are you out of your mind!
ALLIE (CONT'D)
Stay the fuck away from me.
MATT
Okay.
He backs up.
MATT (CONT'D)
Okay.
Silence.
MATT (CONT'D)
You’re the only one who actually--
I’m alone in this.
ALLIE
Jesus christ! What the fuck is up
with you dude?
Matt groans.
MATT
This isn’t--
Allie cringes.
ALLIE
(yelling)
This isn’t what? What you’re gonna
blackmail some landlord?
(MORE)
6.
ALLIE (CONT'D)
The landlord we’d be sending our
rent to every month? How’s that
gonna work? Come on man what the
fuck is in your head?
ALLIE (CONT'D)
Are you gonna say something or are
you just gonna stand there like a
fucking idiot?
MATT
Stop! Okay!
Allie stares.
MATT (CONT'D)
It’s not! I mean--
MATT (CONT'D)
(screaming)
Fuck!
MATT (CONT'D)
Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.
(screaming)
Stupid!
ALLIE
Stop.
MATT
I’m living out of my car. Okay? I
got two jobs, no savings, I’m
drowning in debt and I’m fucking
living out of my car.
7.
MATT (CONT'D)
(yelling)
I am fucked! This is my last--I
don’t have any more options. If
this doesn’t happen. I’m done.
Allie finds her mother passed out on the couch, snoring with
a glass of dark brown liquor and a bottle of pills next to
her hand.
Allie sits on her bed and sighs, placing her purse beside
her.
Her mother lays drunk out of her mind on the couch next to
the mess. A small flatscreen plays Donald Trump on mute a few
feet away.
ALLIE’S MOM
(groggy)
Baby can you clean that up?
ALLIE
Sure.
ALLIE’S MOM
(groggy)
Take your pills?
ALLIE
That’s not your name. Shit you
drove out to Bellmawr to get these?
ALLIE’S MOM
(groggy)
How’s your father doing?
ALLIE
Why, you wanna visit him?
ALLIE (CONT'D)
(mumbling)
At least one of us is sober enough
to get to that fucking hospital.
ALLIE’S MOM
(groggy)
You wanna clean that shit up or
give me a lecture?
The clouds are pink in the distance as the sun begins to set.
A sign above the entryway reads “Capri Inn. Little Ferry, New
Jersey”
10.
The front desk is one giant wall of glass with a tiny slot at
the bottom for exchanging keys and info.
ALLIE
I’d like a room for the night.
CLERK
Smoking or non-smoking?
Allie chuckles
ALLIE
Shit, you still have those?
ALLIE (CONT'D)
Smoking.
Allie winces.
She spits.
ALLIE
(shaky)
Shit.
CLICK. BEEP.
The growl and the whirring become deafening, coming from all
sides. The sound of police cars wailing their sirens comes
from outside.
She runs.
Allie finishes the chips and takes a pill out of each bottle.
She drops the five pills in her hand and swallows them with
water all at once.
Her hands tremble against her head as she bobs back and
forth.
The lights are off. Only the moonlight and the quietly
flickering television illuminate her body.
Allie sits curled up on the bed against the wall, staring out
the window, smoking a cigarette.
She sighs.
ALLIE
Hey.
MATT
(shaky)
Hey.
Silence.
ALLIE
Wanna talk?
MATT
Yeah sure.
Silence.
MATT (CONT'D)
Hello?
ALLIE
Wanna meet?
13.
MATT
(shaky)
You sure?
ALLIE
Yeah.
ALLIE (CONT'D)
The top of Marvin ave, near the
high school. You know where that
is?
MATT
Yeah.
Silence.
ALLIE
Matt?
MATT
Yeah I’m on my way.
MATT
(gasping)
Jesus!
ALLIE
Sorry.
MATT
Whats up?
MATT (CONT'D)
I used to go to school here.
ALLIE
My dad and I would come here
sometimes when I was a kid.
MATT
Smoking weed with your dad?
ALLIE
What? No!
MATT
I’m just saying cuz, you know, this
is the spot.
ALLIE
Nah. Just venting.
ALLIE (CONT'D)
Look. I’m sorry--for whatever’s
going on with you. I really am.
She sighs.
ALLIE (CONT'D)
But if we’re going to do this--
ALLIE (CONT'D)
I need to know everything. Don’t
fuck with me because I will find
out eventually. If we’re gonna do
this you gotta tell me what’s going
on.
He sits frozen.
ALLIE (CONT'D)
I’m not judging.
(pause)
But I need to know.
MATT
What changed your mind?
ALLIE
Does it matter?
15.
MATT
(stammering)
I don’t know whats wrong with me.
Something just changed--a few years
back.
ALLIE
Yeah.
MATT
At first it was just like--I
couldn’t get out of bed. Then it
just got--worse.
MATT (CONT'D)
(pause)
I’ll be out in public and suddenly
for no reason I just start--like I
can’t catch my breath.
ALLIE
Why were you slapping yourself?
MATT
If I had an answer I’d tell you.
(pause)
I don’t wanna talk about this.
ALLIE
(softly)
Okay. So--what’s the plan?
MATT
The plan.
He chuckles.
MATT (CONT'D)
I used to park my car near that
complex in Maywood I was telling
you about.
ALLIE
Maywood, New Jersey. White-some and
delightsome.
16.
MATT (V.O.)
It was one of the few spots without
meters where the cops didn’t roll
by too often. I mean shit suburban
cops spend all their nights busting
teenagers for weed or slapping down
parking tickets.
(pause)
But that night...
Red and blue lights start flashing through the SUV windows.
MATT (V.O.)
Cops pulling up left and right--All
this shit--Then I see them pull out
a body. So I start taking pictures.
MATT (V.O.)
I didn’t know why at the time. It
just seemed important.
ALLIE
Wait. How the fuck did you get
these?
Matt smirks.
17.
MATT
Thats the crazy part.
MATT (V.O.)
So the homicide folk start scoping,
or canvasing or whatever you call
it. And they actually walk up to my
car. So naturally I duck the fuck
out of sight.
MATT
They don’t see me! They leave and
they don’t fucking see me!
Allie smirks.
MATT (V.O.)
Anyway, I wait it out until it
looks like they’re not coming back.
And I’m just shaking--
ALLIE
So...
MATT (V.O.)
So I break into the apartment.
Which was easy because the door was
practically open, hanging on its
hinges and shit.
Matt opens the door, which completely falls off its hinges.
BANG.
He walks in.
MATT (V.O.)
I take as many pictures as
possible. There’s blood. Lots of
blood.
MATT (V.O.)
I nearly puke.
MATT (V.O.)
And I dip.
19.
MATT
My heart’s pounding just thinking
about it.
Matt giggles.
ALLIE
You alright?
He breaths heavy.
MATT
Yeah man. I’m fine.
He smiles.
ALLIE
Damn.
MATT
I know. The shitty part was I had
to drive around for the rest of the
night for a place to sleep. Then
again who the hell could sleep
after something like that?
He laughs.
Allie chuckles.
ALLIE
These are good. I mean they’re
bloody and fucked up but I mean--
nice.
Matt chuckles.
MATT
I know how to frame a shot! I’m a
filmmaker--or--I make videos.
20.
MATT (CONT'D)
Went to film school and everything.
Not that it counts for anything
considering the debt I’m in now.
Silence.
MATT (CONT'D)
Corner the landlord and knock down
the rent. That’s the plan. He could
get in a lot of trouble for not
disclosing this sort of thing.
ALLIE
What if it doesn’t work?
MATT
There’s literally no reason why it
wouldn’t.
ALLIE
Okay but what if?
MATT
Then we’ll figure something out.
ALLIE
Figure something out. Great. What
the fuck is wrong with you?
Matt laughs.
MATT
The fuck isn’t?
ALLIE
Fine tell me.
Matt groans.
MATT
Why?
ALLIE
Because I need to know.
21.
Silence.
ALLIE (CONT'D)
Why are you--living here?
MATT
Stupid shit.
Matt fidgets.
He winces.
MATT (CONT'D)
I--uh--girlfriend kicked me out
after--It’s been months.
(pause)
She threw--
MATT (CONT'D)
(shaky)
I pissed her off bad. I grabbed
what I could--but--most of my shit
is still there. My clothes, my bong-
-
MATT (CONT'D)
All my fucking cameras.
MATT (CONT'D)
You go crazy and everyone in the
room starts to catch it. Like a
virus.
He chuckles.
MATT (CONT'D)
Those cameras were my livelihood.
But there’s nothing I can do about
it, you know?
ALLIE
Why?
ALLIE (CONT'D)
(softly)
You seeing a psychiatrist? Someone
to talk to?
MATT
No.
MATT (CONT'D)
I don’t have insurance so fuck it,
right?
ALLIE
How the hell do you not have
insurance?
Matt shrugs.
MATT
I got car insurance. Figured that
was the priority.
ALLIE
What about the fine?
MATT
Fuck the fine. I’m not paying that
shit.
Allie chuckles.
Matt laughs.
ALLIE
Thanks.
MATT
So what about you mystery girl?
ALLIE
What?
MATT
What’s you’re shit?
ALLIE
Nothing to tell.
23.
MATT
Nothing?
ALLIE
I’m a mystery girl.
Allie smirks.
Matt laughs.
ALLIE (CONT'D)
Just don’t bullshit me anymore.
Because I won’t hesitate to back
out if this, okay?
Matt nods.
ALLIE (CONT'D)
Right now, I’m the girl who’s gonna
save your ass.
Silence.
ALLIE (CONT'D)
I’m in a motel in Little Ferry.
Lets get some sleep. Tomorrow we
meet our landlord.
ALLIE
No blood. They cleaned this place
up nice.
Allie smirks, running her fingers over the sea foam green
paint.
MATT
Which one’s the landlord?
LANDLORD
How you guys doing today?
24.
Allie and Matt smile, shaking his hand one after another.
LANDLORD (CONT'D)
You guys a couple?
ALLIE MATT
Nahh. Nahh.
LANDLORD
Well as you can see this place is
in high demand. Two bedrooms, one
bathroom, lots of floorspace. Did
you see the walk-in closet over
there?
The Landlord points over to the open door near the entrance.
He smiles.
LANDLORD (CONT'D)
We have a few units similar to this
but you can’t beat ground floor.
MATT
How much you looking for?
LANDLORD
Fifteen-hundred a month. For a
place like this, close to a dozen
strip malls, you can’t get much
better.
Silence.
ALLIE
I don’t know. Seems a bit high.
ALLIE (CONT'D)
Considering one of your tenants was
murdered here only a month ago.
The office is dimly lit, with dark brown wood walls and an
old metal desk.
LANDLORD
What do you know?
ALLIE
Show him.
LANDLORD
How the hell--
ALLIE
Yeah that’s right.
MATT
(shaky)
That was--
ALLIE
Unnecessary.
MATT
You owe me a new phone asshole.
LANDLORD
(yelling)
I don’t owe you nothing!
MATT
You realize there’s this thing
called the cloud, right? All that
shit’s backed up.
ALLIE
Let’s talk.
LANDLORD
What do you want?
ALLIE
$550 a month.
LANDLORD
You gotta be out of your mind!
Allie grins.
LANDLORD (CONT'D)
That’s a third of the price!
ALLIE
Yeah. It is. But it’s better than
what’ll happen otherwise.
LANDLORD
Oh yeah? What’s that?
ALLIE
You know.
Silence.
LANDLORD
Get the hell out of my office!
ALLIE
(Yelling)
You’re fucking with crazy you know
that?
The Landlord sits back in his chair, arms crossed with a smug
grin.
Allie and Matt sit parked on the street outside the Murder
Apartment complex.
MATT
Shit.
27.
ALLIE
Shit.
MATT
I didn’t expect--
ALLIE
(Angry)
Yeah. I know you didn’t. That’s why
I was hoping you had some sort of
backup plan you idiot.
MATT
Please. Stop calling me that.
Allie nods.
MATT (CONT'D)
What’d you mean by “You’re fucking
with crazy”?
ALLIE
Nothing.
MATT
So what do we do now?
CLERK
Smoking or non-smoking?
MATT ALLIE
Smoking! Smoking!
Allie sits on the bed with the computer open in front of her.
Matt paces around the room, rambling.
MATT
What the hell happened in there? I
mean does he realize what kind of
trouble he’s got himself in!
28.
ALLIE
Uh huh.
MATT
And did you see the smug look on
his face? I hate that shit.
ALLIE
Mmhm.
MATT
(rapid fire)
And my phone. Jesus christ my
fucking phone.
Allie looks over and notices one of her pill bottles fell out
of her bag beside the bed.
She leans over and knocks the bottle back into the bag,
placing a shirt over it.
ALLIE
What?
MATT
Un-fucking-believable!
ALLIE
Sorry. I’m trying to focus.
ALLIE (CONT'D)
What’s your password?
MATT
Whoah.
Allie grins.
29.
ALLIE
Whoah.
Silence.
MATT
So what do we do now?
ALLIE
We save drafts--and print copies.
MATT
How do people print things now?
ALLIE
Shit.
ALLIE
Excuse me, do you have a printer we
could use?
CLERK
No.
Allie and Matt slam the car doors shut, parked outside the
Motel.
Allie stares out the front window. Matt leans forward with a
concerned look on his face.
MATT
You okay?
30.
ALLIE
Yeah it's just--what the fuck are
we gonna do now?
Allie sighs.
ALLIE (CONT'D)
It’s not like we can bring my
computer to that creep’s place.
He’d probably take a magnet to the
damn thing.
MATT
I don’t think he’s that smart.
ALLIE
Don’t underestimate people. If we’d
have had another plan, or something
other than just going in blind we
wouldn’t be here right now.
MATT
I know. But we’re here now so what
do we do?
ALLIE
We can’t use a print shop. If they
got a peek at what we were printing-
-well you know.
MATT
Yeah.
ALLIE
So.
MATT
So.
Allie groans.
ALLIE
(yelling)
Oh fuck me!
ALLIE
(Whisper)
Goddammit.
Allie exhales.
COWORKER 1
Hey you!
Allie nods.
COWORKER 2
What’s up girl?
TASHA (O.S.)
Hey stranger.
TASHA (CONT'D)
How’s my girl doing? It's been
lonely here without you.
They hug.
ALLIE
You know.
32.
TASHA
I thought you weren’t coming back
to work for at least another couple
of days?
ALLIE
I just needed to--
ALLIE (CONT'D)
--use the printer.
TASHA
(chuckling)
Okay?
ALLIE
(chuckling)
I don’t wanna talk about it.
TASHA
Well we miss you girl. Summer’s
here, everyone’s making
reservations at all the hotels down
the shore.
ALLIE
And all their fucking credit cards
are declining, yeah?
TASHA
You seem to be the only bitch
around here who knows how to say no
to a client.
TASHA (CONT'D)
You still owe me dinner too.
TASHA (CONT'D)
Maybe you bring me by this new
place of your’s and you and your
roommate can pamper me.
TASHA (CONT'D)
What’d I say?
Matt paces around the parking lot doing the pee dance.
MATT
Shit.
MATT
Come on. Come on. Come on.
TASHA
So who is this new roommate anyway?
MATT (O.S.)
Excuse me can I use your bathroom?
COWORKER 1 (O.S.)
(muttering)
Who is that?
COWORKER 2 (O.S.)
(muttering)
I don’t know.
ALLIE
Excuse me.
ALLIE (CONT'D)
(cheerful)
Hey you!
She forcefully grabs him by the arm and walks him back
towards her desk.
ALLIE (CONT'D)
(whisper)
What the fuck?
MATT
(whisper)
I had to pee!
ALLIE
(whisper)
You have a dick! You could have
peed outside.
MATT
(whisper)
Don’t tell me what to do with my
dick!
ALLIE (CONT'D)
This--is my roommate.
MATT
Matt.
ALLIE
Could you show him the bathroom?
TASHA (O.S.)
So tell me a little about yourself,
Matt.
She shakes it off and pops a USB key into her computer.
ALLIE
(whisper)
Goddamn shitty fucking work
computer. Fucking fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck.
COWORKER 1
What’s this?
Allie freezes.
MATT
Hi I’m Matt.
Silence.
COWORKER 1
What just happened?
She swiftly grabs the rest of the ads and bolts to the
elevator.
36.
TASHA
What’d I miss?
ALLIE
Holy shit.
MATT
Yeah--that--yeah.
ALLIE
Why?
MATT
Because.
He looks at her.
MATT (CONT'D)
I froze up!
ALLIE
You ran through my office like a
crazy person.
Matt shrugs.
MATT
I am a crazy person.
Allie groans.
ALLIE
Oh god and I got to go back to work
in a few days. What am I gonna say?
Matt chuckles.
ALLIE (CONT'D)
Oh you think this is funny?
MATT
A little.
She screams.
Matt pushes the brakes. Tires screech. The car stops short.
ALLIE
Just go.
ALLIE
You wanna stop fucking around?
LANDLORD
(monotone)
“We are catering to potential low
income tenants in the Bergen county
area who are willing to look past
the fact that this was the scene of
a murder. People who do not believe
in, nor care about ghosts because
y’all have better things to worry
about than all that stupid shit.”
(pause)
You got a real bad potty mouth
girl.
ALLIE
Don’t call me girl.
LANDLORD
You do know this is blackmail,
right?
38.
ALLIE
Blackmail my dick. Fraud. Let’s
talk about fraud. Not disclosing a
murder took place in one of your
apartments. Shit, You fucked
yourself pulling a stunt like that.
He starts to laugh.
LANDLORD
I did a little research.
LANDLORD (CONT'D)
Oh yeah. I know how to use google.
Turns out there are no laws
preventing me from leaving out any
info regarding crimes committed in
my apartments. It may be frowned
upon...
LANDLORD (CONT'D)
But so be it.
ALLIE
Bullshit!
LANDLORD
Don’t give me that look.
LANDLORD (CONT'D)
Now get the hell out of my office.
ALLIE
That motherfucker. That piece of
shit. The cocky fucking little bald-
headed cocksucker.
Matt laughs.
MATT
You really do have a potty mouth
don’t you?
Allie sighs.
ALLIE
Yeah well you aren’t much better.
MATT
What?
ALLIE
You know what.
MATT
I didn’t know.
ALLIE
Dumbass! How the fuck didn’t you
know?
MATT
(under his breath)
Stop.
ALLIE
Stop what!
MATT
Please. Stop.
ALLIE
Sorry.
ALLIE (CONT'D)
Shit, I’m sorry.
ALLIE (CONT'D)
You okay?
Allie nods.
ALLIE (CONT'D)
Yeah.
She nods.
ALLIE (CONT'D)
I’ve been kind of an asshole.
He nods nervously.
ALLIE (CONT'D)
What can I do to help?
MATT
Just don’t scream at me okay?
ALLIE
Got it.
MATT
We got these.
MATT (CONT'D)
There’s got to be something we can
do.
Silence.
MATT (CONT'D)
Jesus you got that evil laugh down
to a science.
MATT (CONT'D)
Just saying.
Allie and Matt begin stapling the ads on telephone poles all
across the busy road as people walk by to do their shopping.
One pole.
And another.
And another.
And another.
ALLIE
You want me to blow the whole
fucking house down?
LANDLORD
What do you want?
LANDLORD (CONT'D)
And?
ALLIE
The rest of them are on Essex
street.
ALLIE (CONT'D)
You know, one of the busier
shopping districts in this area.
LANDLORD
You didn’t.
ALLIE
All of them.
ALLIE (CONT'D)
Don’t give me that look.
She smirks.
ALLIE (CONT'D)
Now we can take them down. One day?
That won’t do much damage to your
building. After that?
LANDLORD
(horrified)
Do you kids even realize what
you’ve done?
ALLIE
We did what we had to!
ALLIE (CONT'D)
We talk rent now. Right now!
ALLIE (CONT'D)
Or you’re done.
43.
LANDLORD
(under his breath)
Goddammit.
LANDLORD (CONT'D)
Remind me?
ALLIE
Five-hundred.
LANDLORD
No way. Not possible.
ALLIE
Gimme a number.
LANDLORD
How about thirteen-hundred? That
good for you?
ALLIE
Six-fifty asshole.
LANDLORD
Do I need to get a swear jar in
here? Eleven-hundred dollars.
Allie scoffs.
ALLIE
Deal with it. Seven-hundred.
LANDLORD
Jesus Christ, fine. Nine-fifty.
Final offer.
Silence.
ALLIE
Eight-hundred--Because I make the
final offer bitch.
44.
ALLIE (CONT'D)
Like I said, don’t fuck with crazy.
LANDLORD
I just need you two idiots to sign
some forms. I’m assuming the loud
one is going on the lease.
Matt nods.
MATT
I can’t even--you actually--how did
you?
MATT (CONT'D)
You’re scary you know that?
Allie frowns.
MATT (CONT'D)
No--like--in a good way. You were a
fucking rockstar in there.
Allie smiles.
MATT (CONT'D)
When are we gonna take down the
ads?
45.
ALLIE
Let him squirm till tomorrow. Make
sure we’re moved in first.
Matt chuckles.
MATT
Sorry I freaked out on you.
ALLIE
No you were right.
MATT
Furniture. I set aside some money
for the first and last months rent,
pretty much the only money I have
that not already spoken for,
assuming it was going to be my
price, which you--
(yelling)
Fucking got us!
(normal)
But I don’t think we’ll be paying
that now so maybe we can put that
money towards some appliances,
maybe a good futon or something.
ALLIE
Nah.
MATT
Nah?
ALLIE
I got that covered.
ALLIE
It’s been almost a year. Hope
you’re not afraid of spiders.
Matt frowns.
46.
MATT
Where the hell did all this come
from?
ALLIE
I used to live with a girl. Then I
didn’t. Thats all you need to know.
MATT
Like a girlfriend?
ALLIE
Yeah. So?
MATT
Oh don’t worry. I’m with it.
He smirks.
MATT (CONT'D)
I’m fucking with you.
MATT (CONT'D)
Seriously that pussy is your’s for
the taking. Reach for the stars
girl.
ALLIE
(chuckling)
Okay now I’m starting to like you.
ALLIE
Hello? Okay. Yeah. Bye.
ALLIE (CONT'D)
Our keys are ready. Time to go.
The hop in the car and drive off, U-Haul bouncing behind
them.
LANDLORD
I don’t fuck with crazy.
He smiles.
She doesn’t.
LANDLORD (CONT'D)
I respect your commitment. Your
little scheme really threw me off
guard.
ALLIE
Thanks.
LANDLORD
I got your background checks.
LANDLORD (CONT'D)
Him? He’s all over the place. I
don’t even know where to start.
ALLIE
Yeah I figured as much.
LANDLORD
But you.
LANDLORD (CONT'D)
You got fucked, as you would say.
LANDLORD (CONT'D)
HIPPA laws are supposed to protect
hospital records, unless, say it
was related to something criminal.
I’m not supposed to be able to see
it, even in a background check.
LANDLORD (CONT'D)
But somehow you fell through the
cracks.
LANDLORD (CONT'D)
You went to SUNNY DAYS.
LANDLORD (CONT'D)
I won’t tell.
(pause)
My sister went there.
LANDLORD (CONT'D)
Sit. I wont bite.
Allie sits.
ALLIE
We--
LANDLORD
Just shut up for one goddamn
second, will you?
(pause)
It's always the bad stuff that
feels close by. Good stuff goes by
like it never happened.
49.
Allie mumbles.
LANDLORD (CONT'D)
What?
ALLIE
Why does crazy always follow me
wherever I go?
LANDLORD
Crazy tends to do that.
Silence.
LANDLORD (CONT'D)
She had problems.
LANDLORD (CONT'D)
She used to--burn herself with
cigarettes. Her arms and legs
looked like leopard skin. I didn’t
know what to do. My folks? They
were too old to know and--well you
probably know. Maybe not.
LANDLORD (CONT'D)
I caught her once. That look she
gave me. Like she was begging. I
smelled smoke and walked in. That’s
the only reason I found her.
(pause)
I’ll never get that face out of my
head.
He inhales deeply.
LANDLORD (CONT'D)
Anyway, she went there and at least
for a little while things were
better.
(pause)
I miss her.
Silence.
ALLIE
I’m sorry--for coming at you like
we did, we just--I don’t know.
50.
LANDLORD
I don’t get it. You’re not that
poor--shit if what you put down
here is true, you’re doing alright.
ALLIE
But he’s not.
ALLIE (CONT'D)
Look I’m not gonna be a mom. I’m
not going to pay some guy’s rent
and coddle him like a child. But I
don’t--I don’t have many other
options myself.
LANDLORD
He’s a bad bet. You see that right?
If it were him alone he’d be turned
away two minutes into meeting the
kid. Why jump into something you
know is a bad move?
Allie shivers.
ALLIE
Honestly? I don’t feel safe--by
myself. And with him, I see this
kid and he’s sick and he’s living
on the street--and he’s begging me
for help. I can’t just ignore that.
I know what happens when you mix
all that stuff together and it
never ends well.
LANDLORD
Why’d you go there?
ALLIE
I was sixteen. It was a bad time.
Bad for a long time. And some shit
went down.
(pause)
I got problems too. It’s no one’s
business. Not yours. Not his. Not
anybody’s.
51.
LANDLORD
I didn’t mean to--
ALLIE
No I know. The scary part is not
knowing what’s real--but the
scarier part is not knowing if the
feelings--like is this the one that
makes me snap?
LANDLORD
The feelings?
ALLIE
Like I said, I got problems.
ALLIE (CONT'D)
I get my shit done, you know?
Nobody’s gotta worry about me
because the other way, I don’t ever
want to go back to that place.
LANDLORD
I don’t really know what to say.
Allie chuckles.
ALLIE
I appreciate that. Seriously.
People are filled with so much
bullshit. They want to fix you when
they hear shit like this and when
they can’t they turn on you like
it’s--like it’s your fault. Like I
did something to deserve this.
ALLIE (CONT'D)
There’s nothing to fix. It just is.
(pause)
I’m sorry about you’re sister.
The door suddenly opens and Matt enters loud as can be.
MATT
Hey. Are you done yet? I have to
pee like a motherf--
52.
He sees Allie and The Landlord, heads down, red faces and
tears in their eyes.
MATT (CONT'D)
I’m sorry, should I?
ALLIE
(sniffling)
No it’s ok. Here. I’ll be done in a
minute.
She hands him the keys. He backs up slowly, closing the door.
ALLIE (CONT'D)
Thank you. I didn’t want us to be
on bad terms. You’re our landlord
now.
LANDLORD
Vince. Name’s Vince.
Allie smiles.
ALLIE
Allie.
ALLIE (CONT'D)
I mean you already know that.
VINCE
Look if things get rough or you
just need to talk, I’m mostly here.
ALLIE
I’m the loud one?
VINCE
Yeah. You are.
MATT
What are you smiling?
(pause)
You okay?
ALLIE
Yeah.
ALLIE (CONT'D)
You have--the smallest bladder of
any boy I’ve ever met.
Matt laughs.
ALLIE (CONT'D)
So we got three days on the U-Haul.
So let’s get the important stuff in
before sundown. Then I’ll order us
some food.
He smiles.
MATT
Food.
MATT (CONT'D)
Hey Allie.
Matt smiles.
MATT (CONT'D)
I’m starting to like you too.
She smiles.
Matt sits cross legged against the back wall of the walk-in
closet.
ALLIE
No smoking inside.
ALLIE (CONT'D)
Thats a rule.
Matt nods.
MATT
You ever see the future?
MATT (CONT'D)
Not like that! Like do you ever see
yourself ten years from now?
ALLIE
I try not to think about it.
MATT
I try. But all I see is--nope.
Allie chuckles.
ALLIE
Day at a time.
MATT
Thanks.
Allie smirks.
ALLIE
Don’t mention it.
ALLIE (CONT'D)
We gotta take down those posters.
55.
MATT
I thought we were gonna make him
squirm.
Allie smirks.
ALLIE
He’s squirmed enough.
They both sit in calm silence, staring out at the door of the
walk-in closet.
FADE OUT