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a sick tattoo of fired over __________ can be used to
__________ remotely reboot a
server

___________ is Layer 8 Forgetting __________ Nothing transfers data

of the OSI Networking in the datacenter is a faster than __________
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We're going to use __________ is the last That red plunger switch
___________ instead of stage of our on the wall launches
updating to IPv6 ____________ rollout ___________

PICK 2
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from a conference sophisticated _________ and
about ___________ ____________ phishing ____________
back in 1997 attack

PICK 2

Forgot my badge this ________ is now ________ is now

morning and had to use included for free with required every time you
_______ to get in every OS Update restart _________

PICK 2

The hot new videogame A helpdesk call to fix I just got a new
this year is _________ __________ with certification in
Simulator! ___________ _____________

PICK 2