...

and then there was 140 characters is just _____ - the idiot's guide
the time I found _____ enough to explain to _____ and _____.
on the root partition. _____.

DRAW 2
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_____ all the way down. _____ as a service. _____ dooms any
project to epic failure.

_____ Driven _____ is a feature, not a _____ is for closers.

Development. bug.
_____ is the new _____. _____ is weaponized _____ is webscale.
privilege.

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_____ or it didn't _____ with one weird _____, as one does.

happen. trick.

_____, for some values _____, is that even HA? _____, the only thing
of _____. worse than recruiting
spam.

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A sales rep just tried to Accidental _____. After _____ came up,
pitch me on _____; I the retrospective really
told them we already went downhill.
have _____.

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All that we had to do to Amazon built a Apple just patented

halve our response datacenter on the moon _____.
times was implement to lessen the risk of
_____. _____ causing
problems.

Ask Me Anything about But Google is using Called on account of

_____. _____ so we should _____.
too!
Chef convergence Continuous _____. DevOps: Now with
failed due to _____. 100% more _____!

Did you know that we Disrupting the Doge _____.

have _____ on pager established players in
rotation? _____ via _____.

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Employees must _____ Enterprise _____ in the Enterprise-ready _____.

before returning to cloud.
work.
Epic yak-shave caused Etsy says we should Every time someone
by _____. _____ everything. brings up _____, I throw
up a little in my mouth.

Facebook has acquired Free as in _____. Glitter-bombed with

_____ for $10b and _____.
_____.

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Hi, I'm Troy McClure. How even is _____ I came up with an

You may remember me formed? awesome regex that
from such commit converts _____ to
messages as _____ and _____.
_____.

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I can haz _____. I don't own any jeans I ended up having to
skinny enough to wear buy a replacement
to a _____ meetup. _____ on eBay.

I find Java to be way I got paged at 3am I saw the best minds of
too much like _____. because of _____. my generation _____.

I think maybe I'll leave If _____ is the answer, If we make this

_____ off my resumé. you are asking the deadline, Management
wrong question. has promised us _____.
If you're _____, you're In order to improve In the next planning
gonna have a bad time. security, we're session, we'll cover
upgrading to _____. _____ and _____.

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It figures - an article It turns out that the It worked on my _____.

about our _____ was button labeled "Don't
posted just as we're Push" actually does
pivoting to _____. _____.

PICK 2

It's dangerous to go It's like trying to herd Last week, I created a

alone; take _____. _____. Chef recipe for _____;
this week, it's an entire
cookbook for _____.
Automation FTW!

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Main benefits of Management just told Management said it's
automation: _____ and me I need to get OK to deploy _____ at
_____. certified in _____. 5pm on Friday

PICK 2

Marketing says we're My eyes started My Linkedin

leaders in the _____ bleeding when I opened Endorsements include
space, but I think it's the editor and saw _____.
more accurate to say _____.
we specialize in _____.

PICK 2

My next blog post will My two most No route to host: _____.

be about how we used indispensable tools are
_____ to create _____. _____ and _____.

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Nobody ever got fired Our app is like _____, Our competitive
for buying _____. but for _____. advantage is our _____.

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Our entire app is Our greatest Our production

geared towards achievement in the last backups are stored
providing _____. year is _____. using _____.

Pour one out for _____. Put some _____ on it Restoring from
backups failed due to
_____.
RIAA is suing me for Robots are going to Root cause of the
downloading _____. make _____ obsolete. outage? _____.

Running Windows in Security? We've got So, I was using

production leads to that! We use _____. Wireshark to check
_____. network traffic... Did
you know we have
_____ in production?

Sweet! I just found a The hardest problems The Internet is for cat
Puppet module for in computer science memes and _____,
_____! are naming things,
cache invalidation, and
_____.
The Internet of Things The most stable part of The only thing
will be controlled by our infrastructure? necessary for evil to
_____. _____ triumph is _____.

The production The status console is The two pillars of our

datacenter burned green, but I can't Continuous
down because of access _____. Deployment pipeline
_____. are _____ and _____.

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There was no good This account has This isn't going to be all
solution for _____, so exceeded the maximum unicorns and _____.
we built our own. number of _____.
Time to schedule the To secure our next Uber is on surge
postmortem for _____ . round of funding, pricing because of
Management says we _____.
need _____.

WARN: _____ has been We don't need _____ - We really need to open-
deprecated. we have _____ ! source our _____.

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We replaced our _____ We run production When I hooked the 3D

with _____. _____ and _____. printer up to the
Internet, it accidentally
created _____.

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When I told Jez Humble When I was a kid we When I write a book
about our _____, he didn't have _____. about my experiences,
actually cried. it'll be called "_____,
the good parts"

Who would have known Will merge pull Wrap it with the _____
that _____ could requests for _____. duct tape.
destroy an entire
datacenter?

xkcd.com just made a You know what our app You should think of
hilarious comic making needs? More _____, your servers like _____
fun of _____. less _____. and not like _____.

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Zero-day _____.