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The Toilet Poem
Etiquettes of going to toilet are advised
1400 years ago they were derived,

Toilets are governed by devil and jinn

Say your supplications and abstain from sin,

Head and feet must be covered

As was a practice of our beloved,

Use left foot to gain entry to toilet

Right foot to exit and please don’t forget,

Slight pressure to left leg will give you relief

Practice it always as part of belief,

Be very careful and minimise splashin’

As warned its punishment is a grave sin,

This is for men - try not to stand

Clean yourself using only left hand,

Make sure you use water to wash

At all times must you please remain hush,

These are some points to kindly remind

Of great benefit im sure you will find,

Follow these guidelines are not only best

Written are rewards which will help pass the test.

Now be a sweetie and wipe the Seatie ☺