Top 101 AdulT Jokes

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1st edition 2011; ebook
Text by Junior Cassanova & a Bunch of Jokers
eISBN 978-616-245-062-4
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dedICATIoN

I dedicate this book to all the everyone that simple loves the art
of jokes & also to those who have contribute their time in making
this a successful project.
MAY LAUGHTER BE PART OF OUR EVERYDAY LIFE

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 ACkNowledgemeNTs

I would like to express my gratitude to the many people who saw

me through this book; to all those who provided support, talked
things over, read, wrote, offered comments, allowed me to quote
their jokes and assisting me with the editing, proofreading and
design.
Thank You

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INTRoduCTIoN

My name is Junior Cassanova. Chances are you haven’t heard

of me before. I hope that you enjoy reading this book that I have
compiled and hope that you will remember my name for it. Thank
you for you’re interest in choosing Top 101 Adult Jokes. This is
the 1st edition of my funniest adult jokes compilation. I hope this
books gives lots of laughter towards your everyday boring life.

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 1 - speCIAl dAy

Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband,

“I bet you don’t know what day this is.” “Of course I do,” he

the doorbell rang and when the woman opened the door, she was
handed a box containing a dozen long stemmed red roses. At 1
PM, a foil wrapped, two-pound box of her favorite chocolates
arrived. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. The woman
couldn’t wait for her husband to come home.

exclaimed. “I’ve never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in

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2 - BIggeR BReAsTs

A couple has been married for many years, and one day the
man tells his wife that he wishes she had bigger breasts.
“But how am I going to get bigger breasts?” she asks.
“That’s simple”, he says, “Just rub your breasts with toilet
paper every day”.
“And that would do it?” the surprised wife wonders.
“Well,” answers the husband, “it sure did work on your

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 3 - RICh hookeR

One day a man went on a business trip to Florida.

He had seen this hooker and he asked, “How much for a hand
job?”
The hooker replied, “100 Bucks.”
The man said “100 Bucks, that’s a lot of got damn money.”
So the hooker pulled him to the side and said, “See that
Mercedes, I paid for that by giving hand jobs.”
So he gave her the money and received the best hand he had
ever had.
The next day he sees her and asks, “How much for a head
job?”
She said, “200 dollars.”
“200 dollars, that’s a lot of money.”
She pulled him to the side and said, “You see that yacht by the
pier, I paid for that yacht by giving head jobs.”
So he gives her the money, and gets the best head job of his life
On his last day in Florida he returns to the hooker and says ,
“The hand job was good, the head job was great, how much for
the whole package.”
“1000 dollars.’
“1000 dollars that’s a lot of god damn money.”
So she pulled him to side and said, “You see that island, I could
afford that if I had a vagina.”

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4 - wATeRgATe hoNeymooN

A honeymoon couple is in the Watergate Hotel in Washington.

The bride is concerned, and asks, “What if the place is still
bugged?”
The groom says, “I’ll look for a bug.” He looks behind the
drapes, behind the pictures, under the rug. Finally, he says,
screws. He gets his
Swiss army knife, unscrews the screws, throws them and the disc
out the window.
The next morning, the hotel manager asks the newlyweds,
“How was your room? How was the service? How was your stay
at the Watergate Hotel?”
The groom says, “Why are you asking me all of these
questions?”
The hotel manager says, “Well, the couple in the room UNDER
you complained that the chandelier fell on them.”

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 5 - hoNesTy

An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She

was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty
soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel. She began
to interview young lawyers.
“As I’m sure you can understand,” she started off with one of

must be beyond question.” She leaned forward. “Mr. Peterson,

are you an honest lawyer?”
“Honest?” replied the job prospect. “Let me tell you something
about honest. Why, I’m so honest that my father lent me $15,000
for my education, and I paid back every penny the minute I tried

“Impressive. And what sort of case was that?”

The lawyer squirmed in his sit and admitted, “He sued me for
the money”

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