A Note to all Anti-Muslim Dumbfucks

by T. S Klint
(MSc History, Political Science, Oxford)

"There is little connection between terrorism and Islamic Fundamentalism, or any one of the
world's religions. Rather, what virtually all attacks have in common is a specific secular and
strategic goal: to compel modern democracies to withdraw military forces from territory that others
consider to be their homeland. [...] The taproot of terrorism is not religion, but nationalism." -
Robert Pape (“Cutting the Fuse”, the largest study in modern terrorism)
"Syria at present has a hammerlock on US interests both in Lebanon and in the Gulf, through
closure of Iraq's pipeline. The US should consider sharply escalating pressures against Assad
through the orchestration of simultaneous military threats against Syria from three border states
hostile to Syria: Iraq, Israel, Turkey. Iraq would then undertake military operations against Syria
with the sole goal of opening the pipeline." - Declassified CIA document
(https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP88B00443R001404090133-0.pdf)

There are two types of people in the world: dumbfucks with low attention spans who don't read, and
non right wingers. As I am a genius with a masters in history from Oxford, I'm writing this simple
list of bullet points for all you racist, braindead dumbfucks out there.

1. Nobody likes Islam. It's dumb as fuck. As dumb as your wacky Judeo Christianity. But you
are simply dumber. To be dumber than Islam is quite an achievement. Congratulations,
dumbass.
2. 78 percent of extremist murders over the past two decades in the west have been by far-right
white Christians. 18 percent by right wing Islamic extremists. Yes, you're more likely to die
to allergies and swimming pools than ragheads. Nice work picking something sane to be
scared off, dumbass.
3. Hey there Muslim bashers, remember when the British Empire ruled Iraq and its oil, kept it
in absolute poverty and under a feudal monarchy, and the moment the nation rebelled and
held elections and installed a democracy, the USA and the CIA freaked out about Iraq
nationalizing its oil, flew a guy called Saddam Hussein over to Beirut, trained him in the art
of regime change, flew him back to Iraq, and then used him as a puppet to destroy
democracy in Iraq and so turn the country over to a dictator? Oh, you don't remember that?
Of course not. Because your a dumbfuck.
4. How about when puppet-Saddam was America's best buddy for 25 years, armed and funded
to fight a proxy war with Iran, a nation which was itself plunged into a theocracy because, at
the precise moment it was trying to become a democracy, the US repeatedly tried to
regime change it and prop up US/UK friendly dictators? Good job there Uncle Sam! Seems
like you pretend to like democracy but actually like to install assholes for the purposes of
preventing the nationalizing of oil! Well tickle my balls and fuck me with a dildo.
5. Hey Muslim bashers, remember when the US grew bored of puppet-Saddam, and started a
war to kick him out of power (they said he did the September 11 th WTC attacks, but he had
nothing to do with it...ooops!)? Remember when, during and after this invasion (called
“Operation Iraqi Freedom” lol), the US engineered a civil war, siding with and arming
Sunni terrorist groups (with ties to Al Queda and who would morph into Isis), and then
promising them post-Saddam governmental control, but then turning the nation over to Shia
groups instead, all for the specific purpose of engendering a civil war and balkanizing the
nation? Remember when leaked Pentagon papers explained how the aim was to divide Iraq
 into a half dozen sub-states and so fracture control of the nation's oil? Oh, you don't
remember that? Of course not. Because you're a dickless, beta-male dumbass.
6. Hey Muslim bashers, remember when the Sunni groups armed by the US to fight Saddam in
Iraq (they're our buddies!) were no longer of use, and so were pushed (they're baddies!) into
neighbouring Syria where, two years later they were armed, funded and given intel (they're
good terrorists working for us again!) and used to fight Assad, the leader of Syria. And
remember when they got out of hand and suddenly became Isis? Remember when Assad
was himself another dictator spawned by failed US coups in the 1950s? Of course not.
You're a dumbass.
7. Hey Muslim bashers, remember when countless military analysts explained that the chief
US goal in the middle-east has long been the running of pipelines north through Iraq and
Syria into Europe from Saudi Arabia and the Gulf States (thereby cutting off Russian
natural gas exports)? Remember when these experts pointed out that the chief western tool
in this endeavour was the arming of proxy militias (cf the CIA fighting alongside Al Queda
in Macedonia in the late 1990s)? Remember when they pointed out that the Saudis and the
Gulf States are the chief US allies in the region? Remember how these are all repressive
monarchies who receive US arms, funding and training in the art of subjugating their own
citizens, repressing democratic protests and shunting money to terrorist groups? That's right,
dumbass, the richest, most backward Islamic nations are kingdoms propped up by the US in
the name of oil and weapons contracts. Good job dumbass.
8. Hey Muslim bashers, remember that the terrorist attacks on 9/11 were done by Saudi
Arabians with state assistance and that all this was covered up because the US (and the
Bushes) continues to be best buddies with the Saudi kings? Remember that Saudi Arabia
continues to be the largest sponsor of Wahhabism and regional terrorism? Remember that
Saudi Arabia controls the majority shares of several of America and Great Britain's largest
banks? That's right dumbass. US citizens keep their cash, and make interest and mortgage
repayments to, banks owned by the royal families of the largest sponsors of Middle Eastern
terrorism, all of whom are US regional allies. Good job dumbfucks. You're pussywhipped by
the guys you hate. Takes a special kind of moron to be scared of the guy you're paying to kill
shit for you.
9. Hey Muslim bashers, have you seen Rambo 3? Did you see sexy Sylvester Stallone fighting
alongside Taliban warriors? Yes, dumbass, the Taliban were once US allies. Afghanistan was
once secular, and had more women in universities and politics than the United States. But
then the US armed and funded the Taliban and other Islamofascists to kick out Russia.
Countries like Libya – victim of another engineered civil war (witness the US' funding of
far-right groups like Svoboda and Right Sector to regime change the Ukraine) – would
similarly be secular by now had it not been retarded by outside meddling. And that's the
conclusion of countless experts, and even studies BY THE PENTAGON (cf Pentagon policy
chief Douglas J Feith's “War and Decision”), all of which show that the fastest way to
secularism (and reforming Islam) is to stop destabilizing "Islamic nations", funding and
installing proxy dictators, funding and arming proxy terrorist groups, and the granting of
political autonomy. Stability, the experts tell us, leads quickest to religious and social
reform, and these places would be secular by now - and indeed many were very secular in
the late 50s and 1960s - had these countries not sat on giant pools of oil.
10. Hey Muslim bashers, how come you're so paranoid about ragheads invading your country?
Has a Muslim nation ever done what the US did, which includes countless massacres
committed against the Indonesian independent movements (1898-1914 – over half a million
civilian deaths) or the theft (1903-1936) of Panama, Haiti and Nicaragua? How about the
US supporting the White Rebels and the Tsars/aristocracy during the Russian Civil War, its
murderous backing of right-wing dictators in the 1940s in the Philippines, Peru, Ukraine,
Syria (Colonel Al-Zaim's dictatorship), Albania, South Korea, and Italy (the CIA bought
every Italian election from 1948-76), all of which saw countless democratic elections
subverted and nationalist politicians/movements crushed/murdered? President Lyndon
Johnson's "F**k your parliament and your constitution", uttered to Greek ambassadors,
sums up US policy during this period. Coups in Greece were then sponsored in 1949, 1967
and 1973, with US backed dictatorships running for a ten year period. Meanwhile, US
sponsorship of the Kai-Shek family in China led to some 18 million deaths. In the 1950s, the
nationalising of resources led to similar coups in Iran. Same story in Guatemala, Albania,
Poland, Lebanon, Jordan, Guyana, Hungary, Oman, Portugal, Haiti, Taiwan, Cuba (the CIA
overthrows Socorras and puts in place Batista), Costa Rica, Jamaica, Bolivia, Dominican
Republic and Ecuador. In Pakistan, the US then supported General Yahya and his genocide.
In 1971 it put the genocidal Idi Amin in power of Uganda. In Puerto Rico, independence
movements were violently crushed. From 1950 to 75, the US supported fascist dictators in
Spain. In Laos, one coup a year was instigated by the CIA for almost 2 decades. In 1961, the
first democratically elected leader of Congo was assassinated by the CIA. Similar coups
were spearheaded in Brazil, Honduras, Fiji, Columbia, the Balkans, Romania, Liberia,
Turkey, Dominican Reublic, Uruguay, Bolivia and Indonesia. In Vietnam, the 1952 Saigon
bombings were faked and blamed on "terrorist communists" to justify US intervention.
About 5 million south east Asians would die in that "conflict", 40,000 to the CIA's
assassination programme, Phoenix. Elsewhere the US supported dictators in Saudi Arabia
and Egypt, installed dictator Kamuza Banda in Malawi and started copious coups in Ghana.

In 1968 the CIA began Operation Chaos, which spied on worker unions, radicals and
professors. It would eventually spy on over 1000 organisations. In 1970 the CIA installed a
puppet in Cambodia and indirectly causes the Khmer Rouge massacres (they sponsor Pol
Potists with 89 million dollars). Governments and Presidents in Bolivia and Chile were
overthrown and replaced with dictators. From 1962 onwards, the US sponsors pro apartheid
movements in South Africa, and engaged in proxy wars in Angola, Lesotho, Chad, Surinam,
Mozambique, Seychelles, Namibia, Kenya, Sudan, Zimbabwe, Somalia, Ethiopia and many
more African countries. In 1975, the CIA and Britain even overthrew the government of
Australia, whilst backing brutal dictators in Angola. In the late 1970s, they arm psychos to
fight off reformists in Afghanistan, El Salvador, Nicaragua, Honduras, Panama and Iran, and
back Indonesia's invasion of and massacres in East Timor. Between 1978-89, the people of
Nicaragua were similarly under attack by Washington's proxy army, the Contras. Grenada
was invaded for similar reasons whilst Operation Condor purged governments across Latin
America. Actions against Panama, Bosnia, Venezuela, Croatia, Yugoslavia (Serbia/Kosovo)
and Libya follow, then Iraq, home of CIA asset Saddam Hussein.

And on and on it goes. CIA analyst David MacMichael would detail how, between 1775 and
2008, the US military has been utilised unconscionably 776 times (216 domestic, 560
foreign); three and a half times a year to preserve the American Way Of Life. Historians like
William Blum puts the death toll between 30-70 million.

The point? Muslims are backward dumbfucks, almost as backward as whiteboy western
dumbfucks, but they are broke as fuck, and would stop believing and doing dumb shit if
bigger dumbfucks with bigger dicks stopped doing bigger dumbfuck things and minded
their own business. Brokeass western white boys working at Walmart and McDonalds
worrying about Mohammed Al Childrape bombing their rusty ass Ford pickup truck in the
name of Allah is the dumbest shit ever. Ragheads might be fucking you, but their getting
fucked harder, and fucking you with comparatively less dick than the giant white dick
currently lodged 8 feet up your loose as fuck asshole.
– Yours respectfully,
Terrance S. Klint (MSc History, Political Science, Oxford)