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"Give me a green one, please."
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Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are at a railway
station.
Hari asks the clerk: "Can I take this train to
Ludhiana?"
"No," answers the clerk.
"Can I?" asks Gani.
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Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and Sardarji were sent to
the outer space.
The ground control issues commands, "Rubi!"
"Woof!" (barking sound )
"Press the red button." "Woof! Woof!"
"Moti!" "Woof!" "Press the white button." "Woof!
Woof!"
"Sardarji!" "Woof." "Stop barking, feed the dogs and
don't touch anything!"
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Santa with two red ears went to see his doctor. The
doctor asked him what
had happened to his ears. "I was ironing a shirt when
the phone rang.
Instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked
up the iron and stuck
it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
"But...what happened to your
other ear?" "The scoundrel called again."