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Why did Acquanetta turn her back on her contract with Universal Pictures at the
height of her career? In 2004, when I first researched her past, there was little to be
found. The more I unearthed, the more elusive her origins became. Was she born on
an Indian reservation near Cheyenne, Wyoming? Was she raised in industrial Norris-
town, Pennsylvania?
Special thanks to NORMA ARTMAN, KENNY SAVELSON, DAVID LANG, JULIA WOLFE, MIKE MCCURDY, TIM APPELO, EVANGELINE JOHNS, TAMARA ARTMAN,
ROBBIE MCCAULEY, AMBER SUNSHOWER SMITH, DAVID LEOPOLD, RAY KURDZIEL, HOWARD ZAR, PAUL ESTERHAZY, DANIEL FISH, MICHAEL R. JACKSON,
JASON KAISER, the design team of our New York production — AMY RUBIN & JIM FINDLAY, JOSHUA HIGGASON, TERESE WADDEN, BARBARA SAMUELS, GARTH
MACALEAVEY — as well as MIKHAELA MAHONY, ALEJANDRO FAJARDO, VERONICA LEE, ABBY HOKE-BRADY, KARL WENNINGER, MOE SHAHROOZ, LIANNE
ARNOLD & MATT HOUSTLE, JAS LEE, ANNE FORD-COATES, ELEANOR O’CONNELL, ANGELA IVANA, LIV SWENSON, CHRIS ROBERTS, MILA HENRY, MATTHEW
MCGILL, and the wonderful BETH MORRISON, MARIEL O’CONNELL, JECCA BARRY, JAMES FRY, NOAH STERN WEBER and everyone at BETH MORRISON PROJECTS,
KRISTIN MARTING, KIM WHITENER and everyone at PROTOTYPE, BILL MURPHY, ADAM CUTHBERT and everyone at CANTALOUPE MUSIC and BANG ON A CAN.
Appropriate me, annihilate me, hide me. ACQUANETTA
Davenport me — lose me, sever me, omit me. Ahhh…
Dissolve me, conceive me, extinguish me, assimilate me.
DIRECTOR
Do you remember anything
libretto by DEBORAH ARTMAN from your past life?
SCENE 3: INTRODUCING ACQUANETTA
music by MICHAEL GORDON CHORUS, DIRECTOR, ACQUANETTA
CHORUS
2005/2018
CHORUS (playful) (Gasp!) Introducing Acquanetta.
(stylized scream) Ahhh… (Gasp!)
(spooky) Oooh…
Ahhh… (Gasp! Gasp!) Ahhh… SCENE 4: MAD SCIENTIST
SCENE 1: THE MOOD Introducing Acquanetta. DOCTOR: ARIA
CHORUS, ACQUANETTA, APE, BRAINY WOMAN Ahhh… (Gasp!) Oooh…
DOCTOR (urgent + possessed)
(stylized scream) Ahhh… Ahhh… (Gasp!)
Who am I today?
(spooky) Oooh… Burning fire in deep water.
The mad scientist.
Ohhh… Ahhh… (Gasp!) Oooh…
I live in the inner sanctum.
Ahhh… (Gasp!)
The fantastic world of my dreams.
Introducing (Gasp!) Acquanetta.
Who do I play today?
SCENE 2: CONCEAL ME DIRECTOR (curious) I transmutate an ape into a woman.
ACQUANETTA: ARIA Do you remember — ? I glandulate an ape into a captive wild woman.
I’ll transmutate an ape into a woman.
ACQUANETTA (mysterious, ethereal + revelatory)
CHORUS
Conceal me, disguise me, obscure me, exchange me.
Burning fire (Gasp!)
Obliterate me, reword me, imagine me.
in deep water SCENE 5: INSIDE THIS COSTUME
Shield me, mask me, shroud me, blind me, screen me,
APE: ARIA (+ CHORUS)
veil me. DIRECTOR
Bury me, transform me, convince me, remake me. Do you remember any — ? APE (plaintive, with growing confidence)
Conceal me, disguise me, turn me, translate me. Because I’m inside this costume —
Blur me, invert me, camouflage me, transmute me. CHORUS
Sway me, convert me, transfigure me. Introducing CHORUS
Metamorphose me, cancel me, abandon me. Ahhh… Oooh… Ohhh…
Revise me, elide me, alter me — Mildred me. ACQUANETTA
Alias me, modify me, cover me up. Ahhh… APE
Repudiate me, covert me — Norristown me. You can’t tell if I’m good or bad.
CHORUS You can’t tell if I’m black or white.
Shadow me, model me, vanish, disclaim, pass me.
Acquanetta You can’t tell if I’m thin or round.
Conceal me, disguise me, erase me, escort me.
Would it surprise you if I were a woman? APE DIRECTOR
Because I’m inside this costume — It was so hot I almost fainted. (with authority, directing the film) And cut!
CHORUS DOCTOR
Ahhh… Oooh… Ohhh… Trephinate — SCENE 7: SHADOWS AND LIGHT
DIRECTOR: ARIA (+ CHORUS)
APE APE
(confident + poetic)
You don’t know if I’m decisive or persuasive. The Demon Without a Face —
You don’t know if I’m commanding or alluring. the mask alone took six hours. DIRECTOR
You don’t know if I’m enlightened or disheartened. Well done. Let’s take five. That was swell.
Would it surprise you if I were a woman? DOCTOR Acquanetta, don’t say a word. It’s all in your eyes.
Evolution, fluctuation — And Doctor, be more intense.
APE Ape, from inside the cage to outside the cage,
SCENE 6: THE EXPERIMENT step into that light, then step into that shadow.
A hairy tarantula, the Fog Creature.
DOCTOR/APE DUET (+ DIRECTOR) (to Brainy Woman) And sweetheart: Think, what is real?
(in separate worlds, obsessively) DOCTOR
Plasmatic transfusion. CHORUS
DOCTOR Ahhh…
Gown, gloves, mask, APE
magnifying glass. The Doppelganger, Ooze, a killer bee. DIRECTOR
Razor, drape, (dreamily, to audience) The medium is black and white.
forceps, scalpel, hand drill. DOCTOR Movies are made with shadows and light.
Bulb syringe, Gown, gloves, mask, I use chiaroscuro, deep shadows that are practically
Kellies, tweezer, morphine. magnifying glass. black.
Blood, more blood, more morphine. Razor, drape, We call them bread-and-butter pictures.
Electric coagulator. forceps, scalpel, hand drill. That’s where the big money is — the B’s.
We’ve got to make this movie in ten days.
APE APE It might gross over a million the first week.
Last week I played the Bones from Beyond. Would it surprise you if I were a woman?
CHORUS
DOCTOR DOCTOR She had a certain something.
Transmutate — I’ll transmutate an ape into a woman.
CHORUS + DIRECTOR
APE APE She had a certain something.
Before that the Black Widow. Would it surprise you if I were a woman?
DIRECTOR
DOCTOR DOCTOR All right. Quiet, please.
Glandulate — I’ll transmutate an ape into a woman. Lights! Wind! Fog!
Roll camera. BRAINY WOMAN + APE I am your beautiful monster.
I want to play a real woman. Lovely and shy,
CHORUS I can stop a lion in its tracks.
Rolling. CHORUS
I want to play a real woman. I am your beautiful monster.
DIRECTOR My shadow cast upon the wall
Sound. BRAINY WOMAN + APE causes fear in people’s hearts.
I want to play a real — The secret you want to ignore
CHORUS
is inside this costume.
Sound rolling. BRAINY WOMAN
(yodels) Ahhh…
I could be the ingénue.
DIRECTOR I could be the femme fatale. ACQUANETTA + APE + BRAINY WOMAN + CHORUS
Action! Please don’t take my brain. (yodels) Ahhh…
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