Once upon a time a fine young lady who answers to the name of kiwiella [kiwi for short] was

on her
way to school you see kiwi isn’t your average teen you see shoving gum I their mouth and texting all
day NO WAY! Kiwi was nothing like that she was hard working but worst of all she was under loved
never less that’s all about to change for kiwi.

“ I want to brake free “ kiwi sung at the top of her lungs that song was her absolute favorite
because like I said just before she was hard worked. As kiwi arrived at school she saw the
strangest thing all the girls were crowded around the schools notice board unfortunately kiwi wasn’t
the tallest in fact she was tiny.

“I will marry him” said one

“He’s mine” said another

The schools principle pushed though the babbling girls she read the note aloud

“ Erin Simpson has just broken up with his hinice and now his hinice is looking for a girl to marry he
will dance with every girl at the disco and the one he like the most will marry him the dance will be
held at his palace on the 19th of July. ps the dance is at 7.00 pm.

“Omg wow can’t wait” the girls shouted. Kiwi thought that the girls can’t have been reading the note
at all.

Kiwi was usually the teacher’s pet at school but today it was not to be because she sleped all
though math and she was day dreaming though English poor kiwi all that was on her mind was
marrying the prince but then she remembered that her mum would never let her.

On her way home she was making a vowel “ I will marry his hinice and we will meet tonight and fall in
love” she said in a proud voice. “I want to break free” sung kiwis phone. She answered the phone “
please put phone on the ground “ said a strange voice. Just before kiwi through the phone on the
ground, the voice “ don’t throw it just place it on the ground. As kiwi put it on the ground a strange
man with very hairy legs appeared “kaiora little girl im your bro town fava do you want to learn how
to play the guitar” her bro town fava. Kiwi was in so much shock all she could think to say was “ hello
my names kiwi” kiwi sais in a frighten voice

“ and my names bob and I want to know if you want to play the guitar” replied bob

“No thanks” kiwi said glumly

“ how about marrying a prince” bob said in a whisper.

“OK” kiwi boomed in an excited voice.

“You will get the wish but remember all of your chances of marring him will run out at midnight” said
her bro town fava.

Later that night kiwi was on her way to the disco to meet his hinice. The prince had already started
on his endeavor to find the right lady.

All the girls were lined up waiting for their turns but just then kiwi walked in the prince was gob
smacked. His hinnies went over to kiwi “sup” said kiwi trying to be cool.”Sup” replied his hinnies. Will
you marry me Asked prince in a proud voice. “But you don’t even know my name” said kiwi in a
confused voice.

Later that day his hinnies and kiwi were husband and wife they have 2 kids and now kiwi is as lovely
as can be and as for his hinnies puberty hit and he is uglier than nanny mcphee