4 Absolutely Awful Things About the Internet

A few days ago, a quite welcome email from Amazon.com appeared in my inbox. Yet I
felt outraged. If it seems confusing that I might feel gratitude and outrage
simultaneously, let me explain.
Only a day before the email from Amazon my friend, a jazz musician, posted a YouTube
video of the late Clifford Brown. To 98.5% of the population, Clifford Brown matters not
a tinker’s damn. But to my friend and me, as well as his other Facebook friends — and
to jazz aficionados around the globe — Clifford Brown remains one of the foremost jazz
trumpeters of all time.

He was a pioneer of the 40s and 50s bop movement, the composer of an exquisite jazz
classic, Joyspring, and he served as inspiration for a later generation of trumpeters,
including Lee Morgan and Freddie Morgan. He died all too early at age 25 in a car
accident.
I didn't mind clicking “like” on my friends Facebook offering, which in turn led me to an
Amazon.com album of Brown, and a chance to sample a few minutes of his music on
MP3 recordings. I didn’t bother buying anything, thinking I might do so at some later
date. Besides, why should I buy everything on a lark from the Internet?

Then, just yesterday, that much welcome video from Amazon.com showed up in my
inbox. I opened the email to a cornucopia of choices of Clifford Brown. Great choices at
great bargains! I immediately put the email in my save box.

Hours later I began to feel the outrage. And this leads me to the first big thing that’s
wrong with the Internet.

The Internet Violates Our Privacy

Don’t get me wrong. If Jeff Bezos were reading this, he’d be correct to point out that
Amazon.com had my cooperation all the way on this. I had purchased recordings and
other items for years from the grand retailer. And after doing so, I filled out those silly
ratings forms, on which I assigned anywhere from one to five stars for different products
and the quality of the service I received.

Yes, Bezos would be justified in tagging me a cooperative — even a loyal — customer.

Still, I feel violated. Toyota Motor Company knows that I may be interested in a new car
down the road, GEICO is aware that I’ve been considering car insurance, and Macy
knows the size and style of my underwear. God only knows what the FBI knows — or
could know — about me.

Yes, I know. I could switch to “private browsing.” But when push comes to shove, and
the FBI or NSA wants to know what you know or where you've been, you’ll discover just
how much private browsing will ultimately help.
The Internet Has Ravaged Our Intimacy
This goes right along with the violation of privacy. Time was when there was such a
thing as a love note. Now, in the interest of speed, you email that note. None of that
hand-written, dead-tree communication for you and your lover! By the time he or she
receives your epistle, it will have been massaged and formatted by MSWord, trivialized
with emoticons, and timed just right with a delayed-sending email feature or boomerang.
“I lovez-ya’-honey – really, really I do!” No answer? Next! Or the hell with the email. Just
tell her on Twitter how much you love her; or swear on YouTube how devoted to her
you’ll remain to your dying day.
The speed and efficiency of Internet communication reigns supreme. Is it any wonder
that fear of exposure through recording devices and viral messages would lead to fear
of intimacy — especially among the younger generation?

The Internet Has Led to a Cult of Masses and the Democratization of

Ideas and Taste
Got something to say? Set up a website. In fact, if you have nothing to say, you can set
up a website, or have an ebook slapped together for a price. Now everyone’s a hero,
and everyone’s an expert. Justin Bieber is just as good a singer as Frank Sinatra, and
every man and woman with a third-grade education (or less) is a professional
philosopher.

In 2011, news from the Middle East was all about the Arab Spring and the overthrow of
Egypt’s corrupt dictator, Hosni Mubarak. Even professional journalists, who should
know better, acceded to the nonsense that Mr. Mubarak’s rule came undone at the
behest of Twitter and cell phones. Since his departure, Egypt has had to endure one
short-lived and incompetent totalitarian government after another. Ever wonder what the
term “power to the people” means? What people? When? How? And — one ultimately
has to ask — why? The answers are not to be found on the Internet — yet. But the
Internet is where we go to look for them.
The Internet Exposes Our Children to Danger
You can argue that bringing kids up right is all up to responsible parents. And to a large
extent that’s true. But there’s no denying that the Internet provides countless
opportunities for kidnapping, child trafficking, and exposure to pornography that weren't
there before its existence.

You can’t hammer technology back in time; you can’t unring the bell. For all the
wonders and conveniences of the Internet, we've yet to understand how to control its
very frightening downside.