Comedy Skit

SPEECH STYLES: FORMAL AND FROZEN

SPEECH ACT: PERLOCUTIONARY ACT

COMMUNICATIVE STRATEGIES: NOMINATION AND TURN-TAKING

Michelle as SSP Teacher

Michelle: Good morning STEM 4!

Everyone: Good morning Ms. Michelle!

Michelle: Who wants to volunteer to lead the prayer for today?

Jannah: *Raising her right hand/

Michelle: Yes dear, name?

Jannah: Jannah Comision, Miss.

Let’s acknowledge ourselves in the holy presence of God.

In the name of the father and of the son and of the holy spirit amen.

Our Father which are in heaven, Hallowed be your name.

Your kingdom come,
Your will be done in earth, as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread.
And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors.
And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil: For
your is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory,
forever. Amen.

In the name of the father and of the son and of the holy spirit amen.

Michelle: Let’s all sing the SWU hymn. Okay all together.

Everyone: O Southwestern, our Alma Mater

To thee, to thee we pledge our loyalty

 For thou art our guide forever

To inspire us from day to day

As the years, onward go,

We shall always honor thee,

To uphold thy name is what we’ll ever do

To be worthy sons and daughters,

And offer our laurels to you.

Michelle: You may now take your seats and as I call your name please state
your designated nicknames for your attendance.

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Michelle: Okay STEM 4, I still got to deal with some works, you can do your
works with other subjects.

Everyone: Thank you miss!

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SPEECH STYLES: INTIMATE, FROZEN and CASUAL

SPEECH ACT: PERLOCUTIONARY ACT

COMMUNICATIVE STRATEGIES: NOMINATION, TURN-TAKING,

TOPIC CONTROL and TERMINATION.

Pre- Calculus hours with Klint as the teacher.

Klint: Hiluuu gudmornengggg!

Everyone: Good morning Sir Klint!

Klint: Get your day 4 slas, detach the last page and mayor please collect.
Arkyl: Yes sir!

Klint: The next conic section is Parabola

And to easily determine the opening of it you should remember.

x2 x2 + - (ekswerd ekswerd, positive, negative)

y2 y2 + - (wayskerd wayskwerd, positive, negative)

Klint: okay repeat after me.

x2 x2 + - (ekswerd ekswerd, positive, negative)

Everyone: x2 x2 + - (ekswerd ekswerd, positive, negative)

Klint: y2 y2 + - (wayskerd wayskwerd, positive, negative)

Everyone: y2 y2 + - (wayskerd wayskwerd, positive, negative)

Klint: Together!

Everyone: x2 x2 + - (ekswerd ekswerd, positive, negative)

y2 y2 + - (wayskerd wayskwerd, positive, negative)

Klint: Okay answer independent practice numbers 1,2 and 3 only.

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Katrina: You do note is the pre-cal is the peyk of my life.

Adrian: Osgieeeee, naa kay lain ballpen?

Katrina: Unsa color?

Adrian: Blue, thank you amega kong di plastic, aw way char.

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Klint: Okay pass your slas before 3 pm, goodbye everyone.

Everyone: Goodbye sir Klint!

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SPEECH STYLES: FORMAL, CASUAL, CONSULTATIVE

SPEECH ACT: LOCUTIONARY ACT, PERLOCUTIONARY ACT

COMMUNICATIVE STRATEGIES: NOMINATION, TOPIC CONTROL

TURN-TAKING, TOPIC SHIFTING.

Filipino hours with Deanne as the teacher.

Deanne: Tumayo muna ang lahat para manalangin.

Joan: Sa ngalan ng ama ng anak ng espiritu santo amen.

Ama namin, sumasalangit Ka,

Sambahin ang ngalan Mo.
Mapasaamin ang kaharian Mo.
Sundin ang loob Mo
Dito sa lupa, para ng sa langit.
Bigyan Mo kami ngayon ng aming kakanin sa araw-araw.
At patawarin Mo kami sa aming mga sala,
Para ng pagpapatawad namin
Sa mga nagkakasala sa amin.
At huwag Mo kaming ipahintulot sa tukso,
At iadya Mo kami sa lahat ng masasama,
Amen.

Sa ngalan ng ama ng anak ng espiritu santo amen.

Deanne: Magandang umaga sa inyong lahat!

Everyone: Magandang umaga ginang Daguman.

Deanne: Pakipasa ng iyong day 10 slas sa inyong mayor, mayor please

collect.

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Arkyl: Guys! Naa diay tay sabayang pagbigkas and interpretative dance and
performance task ni siya sa second grading.

Aishery: Wait *raise right hand/ Kyl, as a whole section?

Arkyl: Oo so everyone, everybody needs to participate.

Ellen: Halaaaa, halaaa, halaaa daghana na buhatonon.

Joan: Labad akong ulo.

Tracey: Kanus- a na e present arkyl?

Arkyl: Ako sa-e ask si maam.

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Arkyl: Excuse me maam, kanus-a ang presentation sa sabayang pagbigkas

ug interpretative dance?

Deanne: Ig third week sa august mayor.

Arkyl: Ahh sige, thank you ma’am.

Deanne: Pakibuklat sa pahina 4 ang inyong slas. May mga petsang

nakalagay diyan kung kailan naganap ang paglaban upang magkaroon ng
wikang Filipino.

1937 noong napagdesisyonang gamitin ang tagalog bilang batayan nito…

Adrian: *nanamin/

Deanne: “Deanne got angry…”

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Deanne: Humana mos inyong day 9?

Everyone: Yes maam.

Deanne: Very good, butangig plus 10 kay on time nahuman.

Deanne: Kasabot mo nganong nasuko ko? Kasabot mo?

Everyone: Yes maam.

Deanne: Para rasad ni ninyo, gitarong raba tamo. Dako ko muhatag ug

grado basta lang gyud magbinut-an mo. E-pass inyong day 10 inig ka next
meeting na.

Everyone: Yehey, thank you maam.

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