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5 Billion Bailout
by Tyler Durden
Mon, 10/21/2019 - 15:54
Less than a week we reported that according to the Nikkei, Softbank was set to provide WeWork with a $5 billion bailout
loan, one which we dubbed tongue in cheek a pre-petition DIP loan.
As Dow Jones adds, the SoftBank investment would total $6.5 billion, including a $5 billion loan, which means its equity
investment would be "only" $1.5 billion.
In other words, SoftBank is throwing even more good money after a vanity investment whose value is arguably zero, but
because SoftBank wants to be able to still show idiotic slides such as this one...
How do you know it's the biggest bubble in history? This slide from Softbank pic.twitter.com/065dyDrwZW
— zerohedge (@zerohedge) September 8, 2019
... without inspiring riotous laughter, it has no choice but to buy WeWork a few more quarters of breathing room, just
so SoftBank isn't forced to mark its investment at zero. And speaking of the $5BN in new capital, which the company
desperately needed as it would have run out of cash as soon as next month, it will be WeWork - which currently burns
through $3 billion per year -roughly 18 months of time unless somehow the company manages to slash its cash burn...
which it can of course do, but it will also cripple its revenue, as its entire "scalable" business model is premised upon
selling one dollar for 50 cents.
Take that model away, and SoftBank just threw away another $5 billion. What happens then? Well, there's a tweet for
that too.
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