8/23/15, 14:31 - Samrat Mondal: A lawyer yesterday argued in Supreme Court that if

physical relation with wife, without her consent, is termed as rape then.......
Shopping without husband's consent should b termed as Robbery.....
The judge is still recovering.......
9/4/15, 11:49 - Babuda: 7278019919 etay korle pabi.
10/6/15, 13:54 - Babuda: Meyer osukher nam overlap syndrome. Auto immune hepatitis
r primary bilary cirrhosis. Eksathe with moderate fibrosis.chalu koreche prednisone
25 r azathioprine 25 sathe kichu calcium vitamin e r zincovit.
10/6/15, 13:57 - Babuda: Steroid ke komie debe dhire dhire.
10/28/15, 15:48 - Samrat Mondal: Resale property kintey holey kI ki document
dekhbo?
10/28/15, 18:42 - Babuda: Propertyr tax receipt r propertyr c.c.oboshoi original
deed r jobe theke kinlo sei somoy theke till date search report.kono loan nie kine
thakle foreclose certificate of bank.
10/28/15, 18:44 - Babuda: R podsession certificate
10/28/15, 18:44 - Babuda: Posession
11/16/15, 13:50 - Samrat Mondal: Draft agreement copy pathalaam...
11/16/15, 13:51 - Samrat Mondal: <Media omitted>
11/16/15, 13:51 - Samrat Mondal: <Media omitted>
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11/16/15, 13:53 - Samrat Mondal: <Media omitted>
11/16/15, 13:53 - Samrat Mondal: <Media omitted>
11/16/15, 13:53 - Samrat Mondal: Plan-er copy......
11/16/15, 13:54 - Samrat Mondal: <Media omitted>
11/16/15, 13:54 - Samrat Mondal: <Media omitted>
11/16/15, 13:54 - Samrat Mondal: <Media omitted>
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11/16/15, 13:54 - Samrat Mondal: <Media omitted>
11/18/15, 17:44 - Samrat Mondal: Authorised Letter-er ekta draft send korbey? Baba-
r hoye ami agreement sign korbo.
11/18/15, 17:45 - Babuda: Achha seta robbar pathabo
11/20/15, 06:59 - Babuda: Suprovat
11/20/15, 06:59 - Babuda: <Media omitted>
11/20/15, 11:08 - Samrat Mondal: �
11/20/15, 12:24 - Samrat Mondal: This is shocking
An Interesting Fact

Before 1997, the fasting sugar limit for Diabetes was 140.

WHO put a pannel to decrease it and was fixed it as 126.

All of a sudden 14% of world population became diabetics overnight.

Later in 2003, American Diabetic Association again decrease the limit to 100.

And after this 90% of Indian population became diabetic.

And you know who are the members of those panels deciding the fasting sugar limit
consists of ??

They are the consultants of 7 big pharmaceutical companies in world.

So in short, it's the Pharma industry that decide if you are diabetic or not.

Be aware !

Forwarded as received
11/20/15, 13:55 - Samrat Mondal: company bolchhey, agreement korar sathey sathey
Revised Sanctioned Plan-er copy debe. Tar agey noy. Tumi ki bolchho?
11/20/15, 14:35 - Babuda: Er karon ki ami ja dekhbo tar jonyo to token amount
diyechi tahole seta agreement er age pabo na keno
11/20/15, 14:44 - Samrat Mondal: 8336905096. Kamini Singh. Phone kortey parey.
11/20/15, 14:57 - Samrat Mondal: Bolchhey, jodi oi revised plan-ta municipality-te
'under process' thakto, taholey ki Bank papers process/clear korto na?
11/20/15, 15:00 - Babuda: Oho ora to revised planer sqr.ft ta na dekhie purono
planer kagojer upor plan diye banker loan pass korachhe
11/20/15, 15:01 - Babuda: R hoye thakle je ba jara chaiche tader dichhei na ba keno
actually apply hoyeche sanction hoyni
11/20/15, 15:05 - Samrat Mondal: bolchhey, sanction hoyechhey. By Rajarhat-Gopalpur
municipality. Not by Bidhanngr Corpn. Sanction-er process bondho hoyechhilo Corpn-
er election-er jonyo.
11/20/15, 15:06 - Samrat Mondal: Ekhon back date-e Corporation release korechhey.
11/20/15, 15:07 - Babuda: Achha ta jai hok seta dekhak
11/20/15, 15:08 - Samrat Mondal: Agreement-e 1225sqft er jaygai 1132sqft dekhabey
mene niyechhey.
11/20/15, 15:11 - Samrat Mondal: Original sanctioned plan physically verify korey,
setar copy niye, spot-e agreement kora thik hobey?
11/20/15, 17:33 - Babuda: Ha
11/20/15, 17:52 - Samrat Mondal: Next Friday/Saturday oder office-e jabo bhabchhi.
Papers OK thakley agreement sign korbo. Tomakey shongey thaktey hobey. Raji to?
11/20/15, 17:55 - Samrat Mondal: Ora bolchhey, society formation-er agey kono fees
nebe na. Party-ke handover korey choley jabey.
11/20/15, 17:56 - Babuda: Seto oi somoy amar vellore jaoa sonibar hole tobe hobe.
11/20/15, 17:56 - Babuda: Seta thik ache eta likhte hobe agreement e
11/20/15, 17:57 - Samrat Mondal: Vellor kobey jabey? firbey kobey?
11/20/15, 17:59 - Babuda: Firbo 15days por
11/20/15, 18:07 - Samrat Mondal: Kobey jabey?
11/20/15, 18:08 - Babuda: Robbar
11/20/15, 18:08 - Samrat Mondal: Porshu?
11/20/15, 18:09 - Babuda: Na porer robbar
11/20/15, 18:10 - Samrat Mondal: Draft authorisation letter ditey parbey? Next
Saturday free?
11/20/15, 18:14 - Babuda: Ha.ekhon draft dite parchi na kolkata dhuke debo.tobe
power er draft dite gele ekta jinish tui ki kakur name e na ki companyr name e
power hobey seta bol.kaku ki nijer name e kinbe na ki business er name e kinbe
11/20/15, 18:16 - Samrat Mondal: Nijer naam-e. Porey amakey gift korbey.
11/20/15, 18:17 - Babuda: Achha tui kakur name r address ta tor puro address dibi
ami banie debo.
11/20/15, 18:17 - Samrat Mondal: Power of Attoney noy. Simple authorisation holey
kemon hoy?
11/20/15, 18:22 - Samrat Mondal: Tumi amar songey next Friday/Saturday thekey
agreement-er byaparey help korley bhalo hoy.
11/20/15, 18:33 - Babuda: Otai lekha thakbe authorisation form ei
11/20/15, 18:34 - Babuda: Ha friday ta bolte parchi na monehoy registry thakbe.tobe
sondhyar por hole hobe
11/23/15, 11:02 - Samrat Mondal: Kolkata firley?
11/23/15, 11:03 - Babuda: Ha
11/23/15, 11:03 - Babuda: kal abar jabo
11/23/15, 11:08 - Samrat Mondal: draft Authorisation Letter ta money kore dio
11/23/15, 11:17 - Babuda: Ha
11/23/15, 11:21 - Babuda: <Media omitted>
11/23/15, 11:21 - Babuda: <Media omitted>
11/23/15, 11:22 - Babuda: <Media omitted>
11/23/15, 11:22 - Babuda: <Media omitted>
11/23/15, 11:24 - Babuda: Eta ekta format ekhane company proprietor er jaygay kakur
nam r companyr jaygate je property kenar byapar seta mention kore agreement er
byaparta likhte hobe.
11/23/15, 11:25 - Babuda: Power ta oi property sonkranto je kono kichu korai jete
pare sell chara.
11/23/15, 11:26 - Samrat Mondal: Eta ki Katwa-r notary diye soi koratey hobey?
Stamp paper ki Katwa theke kintey hobey?
11/23/15, 11:26 - Babuda: Attorney r jaigate tor nam thakbe r relationship tao
thakbe.
11/23/15, 11:27 - Babuda: Erokom kichu noy tobe seta korle valo stamp paper je kono
jaygar hote pare
11/23/15, 11:28 - Babuda: Toder dujoneri voter id okhaner tai odiker theke korale
thik ache .
11/23/15, 11:29 - Babuda: Dohereby appoint my son samrat mondal as my attorney eta
lekha thakle I hobe.
11/23/15, 11:30 - Samrat Mondal: Income tax-e baba-r file-e jatey kono asubidhey na
hoy - tar jonyo konta kora bhalo - 'power of attorney', naki agreement-e direct
signature?
11/23/15, 11:49 - Babuda: Dekh agreement e sign eo attorney hisabe principler name
thakbe.
11/24/15, 10:55 - Samrat Mondal: The recent Bihar Elections have shown one thing:
EDUCATION IS NOT EVERYTHING IN LIFE.

A Look at the Bihar Cabinet and the Educational Qualifications of the ministers

1) Nitish Kumar - Chief Minister, Home, General Administration - (Bachelor Of

Engineering)
2) Tejaswi Yadav - Deputy Chief Minister - Roads, Buildings, Backwards class
Welfare - (Ninth std Fail)
3) Tej Pratap Yadav - Health, Irrigation, Transport - (Twelfth Fail)
4) Abdul Bari Siddiqui - Finance - (Twelfth)
5) Vijendra Prasad Yadav - Electricity - (Tenth Fail)
6) Lalan Singh - Drinking water - ( Eighth Std)
7) Manju Varma - Social Welfare - (Twelfth)
8) Manmohan Jha - Land development - (Seventh)
9) Madan sahini - Fertilizers - (Tenth Std)
10) Ashok Choudhary - Education & IT (Tenth Std)
11) Vijay Prakash - Labour - (Fifth Standard)
12) Ram Vichar Rai - (Agriculture)
13) Kapildev Kamath - Panchayati Raj - (Third Std)
14) Santosh Nirala - SC/ST Welfare - (Twelfth)
15) Abdul Jaleel Masthaan - Programme Implementation - (Eighth Std)
16) Abdul Gafoor - Minority Welfare - (Tenth Std)
17) Chandrika rai - Transport
18) Maheswar Hajari - Urban Development - (Twelfth)
19) Chandrashekar - Disaster Management - (Fourth std)
20) Jaykumar singh - Industries And Science and Technology - (Tenth Std)
21) Anitha Devi - tourism - (Twelfth Failed)
22) Awadesh Singh - Animal Husbandry - (Fifth Standard)
23) Muneshwar Choudhary - Mines and Geology - (Twelfth)
24) Krishnanandan Verma - Law - (Eleventh)
25) Khurshid Feroz Ahmed - Sugarcane Industry - (Fifth std)
26) Shailesh Kumar - Village Administration - (Second Standard)
27) Alok Mehta - Co-operatives - (Third standard)
28) Shravan Kumar - Village Development - (Twelfth Standard)
29) Shivachandra Ram - Arts and Culture - (ILLITERATE)

HAIL DEMOCRAZY
11/24/15, 16:44 - Samrat Mondal: Babuda, oder janiye dilam je revised approved
plan-er copy verify na korey agreement sign korbo na.
11/24/15, 16:45 - Samrat Mondal: Ora hoyto aar interest dekhabey na.
11/24/15, 16:46 - Samrat Mondal: Se-khetrey booking amt (1lk) ferot paoar upay ki?
11/24/15, 18:44 - Babuda: Seta ora diye debe.oder papers properly nei sei vittite
11/27/15, 12:22 - Samrat Mondal: Free holey janio
11/27/15, 12:23 - Babuda: Ha re bikele .ekhon rastay
11/27/15, 12:25 - Samrat Mondal: Ora bolchhey, super built-up area 1132sqft. Amar
mone holo ota 1000 moton hobey. Ora bolchhey, registry-r agey measurement hobey.
Area less holey payable-amount thekey minus korbey. Ki bolchho?
11/27/15, 13:31 - Babuda: Builtup area koto bolche?
11/27/15, 13:32 - Babuda: Tar sathe to 25%add hobe
11/27/15, 13:33 - Babuda: Eta agreemente jeno mention kore
11/27/15, 13:35 - Samrat Mondal: agreement-e 25%-er kono mention nei. Tobey area
plus/minus holey add/less korar kotha bola achhey.
11/27/15, 23:14 - Babuda: Achha seta total area ta niei.
11/30/15, 12:50 - Samrat Mondal: Ora bolchhey Jan-e CC debe. Tar agey registration
kora thik hobey?
11/30/15, 17:03 - Samrat Mondal: Ei property-r khetrey Registration kon office-e
hobey?
11/30/15, 21:04 - Babuda: Seto assurance e ba rajarhat e hobe.barasat eo hote
pare.tobe registry kiser korbi?
11/30/15, 21:05 - Babuda: Possession rrady kora thakle tobei korish.
12/1/15, 10:50 - Samrat Mondal: possession ready mane possession certificate? Ota
ki developer debe?
12/1/15, 10:51 - Samrat Mondal: possession cert kokhon deoa hoy?
12/1/15, 11:28 - Babuda: Ha possession ready hole registryr por oi certificate dey
12/1/15, 11:33 - Samrat Mondal: ekhon chailey agreement-er ek soptaho por registry
kora jay? Eteu kono asubidhey achhey?
12/1/15, 11:43 - Babuda: Agreement er registry?naki deed registry?
12/1/15, 11:44 - Babuda: Toke flater ja ja deoar kotha sob jodi diye dey tobei
registry korbi
12/1/15, 11:45 - Babuda: Ekbar registry hoye gelo mane tui er theke possession peye
geli.
12/1/15, 13:17 - Samrat Mondal: possession certificate ke dey?
12/1/15, 14:14 - Babuda: Vendor jar theke kinbi orthat promoter company.
12/1/15, 14:14 - Babuda: Dekhte hobe kar allocation er flat nichhish seta land
owner na ki developer er .
12/1/15, 14:21 - Samrat Mondal: doctor dekhaley? ki bollo?
12/1/15, 14:49 - Babuda: Aji esechi porsudin dekhbe dr.
12/2/15, 11:17 - Samrat Mondal: Facebook is celebrating its birthday. Check out
this SPIN THE WHEEL contest from facebook . I just won a prize. They have prizes
upto Galaxy S6 edge. Look @ http://promosNoffers.com
12/2/15, 11:29 - Samrat Mondal: Aaj ki date 2-12
Zindagi na milegi 2-12
Maut na milegi 2-12
Pyar na hoga 2-12
Dil na tutega 2-12
Ye sub na hoga 2-12
. enjoy friends kyunki zindagi na milegi 2-12.. .�
So
12/2/15, 17:03 - Samrat Mondal: okhaney brishti kemon hochhey?
12/2/15, 18:45 - Babuda: Saradin jhirjhir
12/4/15, 14:12 - Samrat Mondal: <Media omitted>
12/4/15, 14:12 - Samrat Mondal: Draft-ta thik achhey?
12/4/15, 15:55 - Babuda: Unencumbered property.......flat bolte hobe na.flat ta to
mortgage noy.
12/4/15, 16:02 - Samrat Mondal: erokom bola jabey: '...unwiling to purchase flat
no.4 on top floor & one garage of your encumbered property'?
12/4/15, 16:37 - Babuda: Ha
12/8/15, 17:18 - Samrat Mondal: Central government has launched a scheme called
DigiLocker.
Anyone having an Aadhar card can login to digitallocker.gov.in and upload scanned
copies of all the important documents like 10th marksheet, 12th marksheet,
Graduation certificate, electricity bill, PAN, Driving License, Passport etc. So
whenever, you will need those documents (for verification by govt agencies while
applying for any service etc), you can directly give your locker number and it is
done! No more hassles of carrying those documents and tons of photocopies.

Please use it and share with friends

A very Practical step taken by Government. #Lessons learnt from chennai deluge.
12/9/15, 15:25 - Samrat Mondal: ✴Good news✴

Supreme Court has announced now that any person who meets with road accidents can
be taken to a nearby hospital immediately.
Hospital must not ask for police report to admit him/her, it's Dr's duty to
provide first aid. Police can be informed later.
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Give the train no, bogie no,precise nature of complaints like
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security problem etc through sms.
It is an effective tool.
The railway complaint sms
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Check balance
12/10/15, 18:27 - Samrat Mondal: #NationalHerald case in a nut shell.
National herald (NH) was started during 1930s by nehru and was publishing news
paper.
During the course of time it accumulated land and wealth of 5000crs.
In 2000s it went into loss and had 90crs debt.
NH's directors Sonia ,Rahul, and Motilal vohra decided to sell it to Young India
Ltd.
Now the funny part.
Young India's directors were Sonia, Rahul, Oscar farnandes and motilal vohra.
Deal was that young India would clear NH's 90cr loan and in return get assets
worth 5000 cr.
To strike this deal motilal vohra spoke to motilal vohra bcoz he was director of
both companies.
Now comes the twist.
To clear the 90 cr debt, young Indian, asks Congress party to give loan of 90 cr.
So congress calls a meeting , party president, VP, gen sec, treasurer attends it.
Who are these ppl ?? Sonia, Rahul, Oscar and motilal vohra respectively. Congress
gives loan. Who approves it, treasurer,motilal vohra.
So congress treasurer vohra, gives loan to young India, its director vohra takes it
and gives it to NH director vohra.
Hold on the fun doesn't stop here.
Next day congress party calls meeting, who attends it ??
Sonia, Rahul, Oscar, vohra . they decide that NH has done lot of service to the
country during freedom fight, let's write off the loan.
So 90cr loan is written off.
Great. Young India with 36% share held be sobia and Rahul each , rest owned by
Oscar and vohra gets property worth 5000cr, including 11 stories flat at bahadur
shah zafar marg in Delhi, which is rented out to passport office and other offices.

Wow this is what is called creation. Creating everything out of nothing. 5000crs
out of thin air!!!!
https://youtu.be/AL0jjP8UXmk
12/15/15, 15:25 - Samrat Mondal: <Media omitted>
12/15/15, 15:25 - Samrat Mondal: ককদদররমমর ফরফদসর আমদশ
12/15/15, 15:25 - Samrat Mondal: <Media omitted>
12/15/15, 15:25 - Samrat Mondal: <Media omitted>
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12/15/15, 15:25 - Samrat Mondal: <Media omitted>
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12/15/15, 15:25 - Samrat Mondal: <Media omitted>
12/15/15, 15:25 - Samrat Mondal: <Media omitted>
12/15/15, 15:25 - Samrat Mondal: <Media omitted>
12/15/15, 15:25 - Samrat Mondal: <Media omitted>
12/15/15, 15:25 - Samrat Mondal: <Media omitted>
12/15/15, 15:25 - Samrat Mondal: <Media omitted>
12/16/15, 10:56 - Samrat Mondal: Tomar e-mail ID pathao
12/16/15, 11:01 - Babuda: Parthapratimsarkar023@gmail.com
12/17/15, 17:20 - Samrat Mondal: <Media omitted>
12/17/15, 17:20 - Samrat Mondal: <Media omitted>
12/17/15, 17:20 - Samrat Mondal: <Media omitted>
12/17/15, 17:20 - Samrat Mondal: <Media omitted>
12/17/15, 17:24 - Samrat Mondal: এই document গকমলর দদমলর। এছরড়ড়র chain deed এর xerox,
sanctioned plan-এর copy, revised plan-এর copy দদময়মছ।
12/17/15, 17:25 - Samrat Mondal: আর দক দক চরইব?
12/17/15, 17:27 - Babuda: Apatoto r kichu lagbe na paper publication keno?
12/17/15, 17:28 - Babuda: Jar theke jomi kinechilo tar kono onyo sorik chilo ki?
12/17/15, 17:29 - Babuda: Chain deed.
12/17/15, 17:30 - Samrat Mondal: kono parcha ba tax-receipt dekhatey pareni.
12/17/15, 18:57 - Babuda: Tahole?
12/17/15, 18:57 - Babuda: Kiser upor base kore dag khatian bolche?
12/17/15, 18:58 - Babuda: Bllro r purono kichui to nei tar mane osob neoa risk
khuje paoa gele kar name record seta dekhte hobe .
3/3/16, 11:26 - Samrat Mondal: 19000 HINDI SONGS with video
IT IS CREDITABLE, WHO MADE THIS POSSIBLE

I'm sending you link of thousands of Hindi songs and Ghazals.

Just click on the> singer of your choice, then click on the song you want to
listen, and enjoy.

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**Udit Narayan (947)* <http://www.hindigeetmala.net/singer/udit_narayan.php>

**Mukesh (880)* <http://www.hindigeetmala.net/singer/mukesh.php>

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**Suresh Wadkar (158)* <http://www.hindigeetmala.net/singer/suresh_wadkar.php>

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**Alisha Chinai (83)* <http://www.hindigeetmala.net/singer/alisha_chinai.php>

**All those who love or like listening to Hindi songs will cherish this collection.
Pl forward to all who will enjoy...
A brilliant composition ...
5/20/16, 22:49 - Samrat Mondal: Loyalty Tests...

Test 1:
.Wife buys 12 underwears of same colour for hubby. .

Hubby- Why same colour sweetheart. people will think I never change my underwear.
Wife- Which people❓���

Total silence...����

Test 2:
� ��
A couple sees a hot girl.. �
Wife: So big, aren't they? ��
Husband: Yes �
Wife: Are they artificial?
Husband: I think natural. ��
Wife: Ear-rings & Natural?? ��
.
Total Silence ���
.

Best one
Test 3:

Once a group of men decided to go for Tirth Yatra. Their guide explained to them
that they might see some ladies bathing in open and they should not get distracted
at all. When they see anything like that, they should just say HARI OM and move on.
Next day they started the yatra and one of the men in the group said- "HARI OM" and
rest of them said- "WHERE WHERE!" ���... �

Men will always be Men �

5/21/16, 06:22 - Babuda: ������
5/21/16, 06:22 - Babuda: Good morning
5/21/16, 11:47 - Samrat Mondal: <Media omitted>
5/21/16, 11:47 - Samrat Mondal: <Media omitted>
5/21/16, 12:44 - Babuda: Darun to drawing ta
5/31/16, 16:27 - Samrat Mondal: Lawyers should never ask women a question if they
aren’t prepared for the answer !

In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly

woman in the stand.

He approached her and asked; "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you
were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment to me.. You lie, cheat
on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think
you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to
anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.."
The lawyer was stunned ! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room
and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney (the opponent's lawyer)?"

She again replied, "Why, yes, I do, I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster. He's lazy, bigoted and has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal
relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not
to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your
wife. ..Yes I know him."

The defense attorney almost died. The judge asked both lawyers to approach the
bench and in a quiet voice said: "If either of you asks her if she knows me, I'll
send you to jail for contempt of court !
���
6/4/16, 07:38 - Samrat Mondal: এক জঙমল পশক পরদখমদর মমধধ চরম ঝগড়ড়রর ফমল তররর দকই দমল দবভক।
এক দমলর দরদব করফঠরল পকপদলঙ আর আমরক দমলর দরদব করফঠরল সতত দলঙ।
মতর তররর মগমলর দশয়রল পদনড়মতর করমছ এর দমমরপসর করমত।
সব ঘটনর শকমন দশয়রল পদনড়ত বলমলরল ‘আইন অনকধরয়ত করফঠরল মতর পকপদলঙ’।
পদতবরদত বরনর বলমলরল ‘দকমসর আইন?’
দশয়রল পদনড়ত উতর দদমলরল ‘করফঠরমলর দবদচ আমছ তরই করফঠরল হল পকপদলঙ’।
.
বরনর ও কম চরলরক নর !!!
এবরর বরনর দশয়রলমক মবরকর বরনরমনরর জনধ দজমজস করমলরল
‘আচছর মরমক আইন মকরন দলঙ?’
.
দশয়রল পদনড়ত বরনমরর চরলরদক বকঝমত মপমর মকচদক মহমস উতর
দদলল ‘ওমহ ভরমগ, আইন হল সতত দলঙ। কররন,
.
. আইমনরও ফরফক আমছ!!’
6/4/16, 23:20 - Samrat Mondal: <Media omitted>
6/8/16, 07:56 - Babuda: Voy peye gelam je
6/8/16, 07:56 - Babuda: Good morning
6/8/16, 07:56 - Babuda: Hatte aschish na?
6/8/16, 10:12 - Samrat Mondal: goto 3 din sorir unfit. tai jaini.
6/8/16, 10:12 - Samrat Mondal: Good Morning
6/8/16, 10:20 - Babuda: Ki hoyeche?
6/8/16, 10:21 - Samrat Mondal: hat mochkechhey
6/8/16, 10:25 - Babuda: Ei re .ki kore
6/8/16, 10:27 - Samrat Mondal: sedin Kalboisakhi jhor holo na......hath-ta ektu
beshi duley chhilo
6/8/16, 10:27 - Babuda: ����� � �
6/8/16, 10:28 - Babuda: Vaggish hat tai dulechilo .....
6/8/16, 10:30 - Babuda: Sokto kore ekhat diye r ek hat dhore rakhle
partish.....sure tui soyar dose hat muchkechis......
6/8/16, 10:31 - Samrat Mondal: ar ek hat diye ki ki dortey hoto bolo to.....
6/8/16, 10:31 - Samrat Mondal: oto kichhu ek sathey dhora jay?
6/8/16, 10:34 - Babuda: ������
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6/14/16, 09:12 - Babuda: *The 18th Camel*

A father left 17 Camels as an Asset for his Three Sons.

When the Father passed away, his sons opened up the will.
The Will of the Father stated that the Eldest son should get Half of 17 Camels,

The Middle Son should be given 1/3rd of 17 Camels,

Youngest Son should be given 1/9th of the 17 Camels,

As it is not possible to divide 17 into half or 17 by 3 or 17 by 9, the sons

started to fight with each other.

So, they decided to go to a wise man.

The wise man listened patiently about the Will. The wise man, after giving this
thought, brought one camel of his own & added the same to 17. That increased the
total to 18 camels.

Now, he started reading the deceased father’s will.

Half of 18 = 9.
So he gave 9 camels
to the eldest son.

1/3rd of 18 = 6.
So he gave 6 camels
to the middle son.

1/9th of 18 = 2.
So he gave 2 camels
to the youngest son.

Now add this up:

9 + 6 + 2 = 17 &
This leaves 1 camel,
which the wise man took back.

MORAL: The attitude of negotiation & problem solving is to find the 18th camel i.e.
the common ground. Once a person is able to find the common ground, the issue is
resolved. It is difficult at times.

However, to reach a solution, the first step is to believe that there is a

solution. If we think that there is no solution, we won’t be able to reach any!

If you liked this story, please share with all. You might spark a thought, inspire
& possibly change a life forever!

_A very interesting management lesson_

6/14/16, 09:12 - Babuda: Good morning
6/14/16, 10:37 - Samrat Mondal: <Media omitted>
6/30/16, 14:14 - Samrat Mondal: <Media omitted>
7/7/16, 09:28 - Babuda: Good morning
7/7/16, 09:40 - Samrat Mondal: <Media omitted>
7/7/16, 09:41 - Samrat Mondal: morning walk-e jachho na?
7/7/16, 09:44 - Babuda: Na re jawa hochhe na tobe jabo
8/1/16, 18:56 - Samrat Mondal: babuda, khobor kemon bolo
8/1/16, 18:56 - Samrat Mondal: tomar meyeta to vari cute
8/1/16, 19:44 - Babuda: Ami train e vellore jachhi
8/2/16, 08:39 - Samrat Mondal: meyer check up?
8/2/16, 09:16 - Babuda: Ha.
8/2/16, 09:16 - Babuda: Good morning
8/2/16, 09:17 - Samrat Mondal: good morning
8/2/16, 09:17 - Samrat Mondal: train-e morning walk korechho to
8/2/16, 09:18 - Babuda: ������
8/3/16, 10:23 - Samrat Mondal: ��������������������
⚡ "'*সসরমত মদর দবকরশ কম"*⚡

১৯৬০ সরমল....

সসরমতল- এক করপ চর !☕

।�
সততল-(আমগ মথমকই দনময় দরফদড়ড়ময় থরকমতর).�

১৯৭০ . .
মত...

সসরমতল- এক করপ চর !☕

সততল-এককদন দনময় আসদছ..।☺

১৯৮০ . .
মত...

সসরমতল- এক করপ চর !☕

।�
সততল- আনদছ দরফড়ড়রও�

১৯৯০ . .
মত..

.সসরমতল- এক করপ চর !☕

।�
সততল-দনময় আসদছ, একটক সবকর কমরর..�

২০০০ . .
মত...

সসরমতল- এক করপ চর..!☕

সততল-দনময় আসমবর,
।�
দসদরয়রমল মবক টর আসমত দরও..�

২০১০ . .
মত...

সসরমতল- এক করপ চর !☕

সততল- মচদচও নর, �

আমরর খরওয়র হময় মগমছ, মতরমরমক কমর দদদচছ, ।�
মবদস তররর থরকমল দনমজই কমর মখময় নরও..�

Now a days
. .
২০১৬..

সসরমতল- এক করপ চর !☕

সততল- দক বলমল ?? আর এক বরর বমলর, !!!!��

সসরমতল- এক করপ চর করমত ধরদচছ,

ভরবলরম, মতরমরমকও দজজরস কমর দনই....
খরমব নর দক ???

������
 . .
����এমকই বমল ধরমরকর..
8/3/16, 10:35 - Samrat Mondal: <Media omitted>
8/3/16, 10:38 - Babuda: সপসককত করমশ পদণড়তমশরই পশন করমলন- পরপক এই মশলরমকর মরমন বল মদদখ-

কমরমণধবরদধকররমসধ মর ফমলষক কদরচন

পরপক উতর দদমলর-

মবরধকদর ররদধকর ররসতরয় ফল মবচমছ

পদণড়তমশরই- মকখর। হমলর নর।আচছর, এবরর এটরর মরমন বল-

বহকদন মম বধদততরদন, জনমরদন তব চরজকরন

পরপক- মববমরর মবশ কয়দট বরচচর হময়মছ, সব কদটর জনমই চরর জকন

পদণড়তমশরই খকব মরমগ দগময় আবরর অথর দজমগধস করমলন-

তমমসর মর মজধরদতগরময়

পরপক- তকদম শকময় পমড়ড়র মর, আদম মজধরদতর সমঙ মদখর কমর আদস

পদণড়তমশরই (খকব মরমগ দগময়)- গরধর মকরথরকরর, পড়ড়রমশরনর নর কমর চরমত ধর।আচছর এর মরমন বল-

দদকমণ লকমণরধসধ বরমম তক জনকরতমজর

পরপক- দদকমণ দরফদড়ড়ময় লকণ বলমলর, জনক আজকরল তকই ভরমলরই মজরয় আদছস মদখদছ

পদণড়তমশরই (গলরয় হতরশর)- মদখ এটর বলমত পরদরস দকনর-

মহ পরথর, তসয়র চরদপ মম চরদপ•••

পরপক- মহরভররমতর ধকমদ ভগবরন শতককষণ অজকরনমক বলমলন•••

পদণড়তমশরই (গলরয় উতসরহ)- হধরফ, হধরফ, দক বলমলন?

পরপক- ভগবরন বলমলন, অজকরন তকই চর মখময় মন, আদমও চর মখময় দন, তররপর ধকদ করমবর।
8/3/16, 10:38 - Samrat Mondal: *দশব* : আমরর দতশকল মকরথরয় ?
*পরবরতত* : রজনতকরনত দনময় মগমছ !
*দশব* : মকন ??
*পরবরতত* : মধরদগ খরমব বমল !! ��
8/3/16, 10:40 - Babuda: ����
8/3/16, 10:40 - Samrat Mondal: �
8/3/16, 17:59 - Babuda: 27-06-2016 21:08:19: Nantai: মসনসর মবরড়রমক কলর মদখরমনর ড়রয়লগগ
মজরক -: ��
দঝপকক মববদদ বলমলন দরকরওয়রলরমক: দভতর ওবদধ ধরমব?
দরকর: ধরমব, আপনরর জনধ দরফড়ড় কররলরম মতর।
মববদদ: ঘকদরময় দপছমন দনময় নরও।
���
দকধওলর নরগরমড়ড় মবল বরদজময় ধরমচছ, দভতর মথমক দঝপকক মববদদ:
আমর কত দটপমব, খকলদছ। ��
���
সসরমতমক সতত : মতরমরর মথমক মপপররওলর অমনক ভরল, চকপচরপ দনমচ দদময় চমল ধরয়। ���
সতত: জরন, আজ অদফমস বসগ আমরর ওপর চমড়ড় বসমলর।
সসরমত: মকন?
সতত: তখন ঘকমমরদচছলরম। ���
���১ম বনক: মন দমদষট খর।
২য় বনক: দক খকদশমত?
১ম বনক: বউ কলগ মসনটরমর চরকরত কমরত, অদফস মথমক 'মবষট কলগ গরলর' পরইজ মপময়মছ' ���
সসরমত-সতত ফমলর জকমসর মদরকরন মথমক ১টর Banana মশকগ আর ২টর Musumbi জকসগ মখল। করউণটরমর মপমমনট
কররর সময় ওময়টরর মচফদচময় বলল ' দরদরর ১টর কলর আর মববদদর ২টর মকসকদমস মকমট নরও।
Breakfast খকবই ধণতণরদরয়ক হয় ধখন দঝপকক মববদদ বরদড়ড়র চরকর ররমকমক বমল 'ররমক, দরদরবরবকর দড়মটর মসদ
বদসময় দরও', ররমক 'আপনরর দকধটর বরর কদর?' মববদদ 'দরদরবরবক আমগ মবমররক' �৷� ���
8/4/16, 07:28 - Babuda: *Sugar Test* �
Sardar enters the kitchen, opens the Sugar Box, looks inside and closes it. He does
it again and again. Why? Because the doctor told him to check the Sugar Level
regularly.��

*Lion and Sardars* �

Two Sardars were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. One of them
throws sand into its eyes and runs. Second one stays unmoved. When asked by the
first Sardar why he is not running, he says: "Why should I be running? It is you
who has thrown the sand."

*Cyclone* �
Bank manager asks Sardar in an interview: "What is a Cyclone?"
Sardar: "It is the loan given to purchase a cycle."

*Side Effects* �
A Sardar brought some tablets and started cutting the edges. Do you know why?
He wanted to avoid the Side Effects!!

*Advice* �
A famous Sardar's declaration to the media: "I will never marry in my
life. And I will advise the same to my children too."

*Oxygen* �
Teacher: Oxygen is very essential to life. It was discovered in 1773.
Sardar: Thank God I was born after 1773. Had I been born earlier, I would have
died.

*Skeleton* �
Interviewer: What is a skeleton?
Sardar: Sir, a skeleton is a person who started dieting, but forgot to stop!!!! �
���
8/17/16, 15:49 - Samrat Mondal: *A Builder got married. On the 1st night* of their
honeymoon, seeing her nude, he says furiously *"Tumne mujhe dhoka diya !"*

The astounded but smart bride asks "Kaise ?

How have l cheated you?"

The builder shouts "Your upper body parts are so small. l definitely remember
noticing their size when l met you at the engagement. they appeared to be much
bigger."

The *hi-tech* bride replies "Honey, what you saw and agreed upon was the Super
Built up area & what you've got now is the actual Carpet Area...!" ��
9/8/16, 17:29 - Samrat Mondal: 5 year old boy :-
I Love u Mom.
MoM :- Awww ! I Love u Too.......��
� �

16 year Old Boy :-

I Love u Mom.
MoM :- Sorry ! I Have No Money...���
.
.
21year Old Boy :- I Love u Mom.
Mom :- Hmm...Kaun hai wo ? Kahan rehti hai ? ����
.
.
Moral : Maa Sab Janti hai..���

But the Best is..

35 yr old man : mom I love you ..

Mom : Beta pehle hi bola tha uss se shadi mat karna...
����✨

And the award winning one...

55 yr old man : Mom I love you...

Mom: Beta main kisi bhi paper par sign nahi karungi... ��� ���
9/8/16, 23:41 - Babuda: <Media omitted>
9/9/16, 19:35 - Samrat Mondal: Arrested for laughing...!!
This is from an actual trial in the
UK.
A young woman who was several
months pregnant was sitting in a
bus.
When she noticed a young man
smiling at her she began feeling
humiliated on account of her
condition.
She changed her seat and he
seemed more amused.
She moved again and then on seeing
him laughing more.
She filed a court case on him. In the
court the man's defence was:-
When the lady boarded the bus i
couldn't help noticing she was
pregnant.
She sat under an advertisement,
which read "Coming Soon- The
unknown boon"..
I was even more amused when she
then sat under a shaving
advertisement,
which read:- "William's stick did the
trick"..
Then I could not control myself any
longer,
when on the third move she sat
under an advertisement, which
read:- "Dunlop Rubber would have
prevented this accident"..
The case was dismissed.
The judge fell off his chair laughing !
9/9/16, 22:54 - Samrat Mondal: <Media omitted>
9/10/16, 12:09 - Babuda: Eta padha plz. Plz share this and Help !
.
+91 9178862877
I m sarita priyadarsini sahoo from kakatpur.s
Mai mangala college me +3 kar rahi hu,ek accident me mere dono ankhein chali gai,
Operation k liye ankhon ki transplant cost hai Rs 8 Lakh,mei
apko nahi janti per Aap agar yeh message aage share karenge to
mujhe 10 paise per share(whats app se) milega,
agar aap sochte hai ki yeh ek joking sms hai to uper diye gaye No.per mere parents
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Agar aap free ho to plz share jrur karna.
(Plz is msg ko neglect mat karna, Help me) GOD HELP U.

Share it 20 guys apka to koi paisa nahi lagega but kisi ko life mil jayegi, plz
phone karo
9/10/16, 14:24 - Samrat Mondal: দতন ইফদকর দনমজমদর বতরমতসর
গলপ করমছ. . . .

পথম ইফদকরল জরদনস, মসদদন

আদম এক মবরতল ইফদকর মরররর দবষ
মখময় মফমলদছ, অথচ আমরর দকছকই
হয়দন।

দদসততয় ইফদকরল দকছকদদন

আমগ আদম একটর ফরফমদ আটকর পমড়ড় মগদছলরম।
ফরফদটর মভমঙ মবদরময় এমসদছ।

তকততয় ইফদকরল মতররর গলপ কর,

আদম আজ উদঠ। বরদড়ড় দফমর আবরর
মপরষর দবড়ড়রলটরমক খরবরর দদমত হমব।
9/10/16, 14:29 - Samrat Mondal: মকরগত ররজহরফমসর সমঙ দবময় কমর মফলরমত মমররগ মকরগত মক
মরমগমমমগ ---
-তকই হরফস মক দবময় করদল মশমষ!! আদম দক মমর দগময়দছলরম..??
-ররগ কদরস নর মর, আদম মতর মতরমকই দবময় করমত মচময়দছলরম। দকনতক মর-বরবর'র ইমচছ দছল মছমল মধন মনদভ
মত
করজ কমর ...!!
পরশ মথমক পরনমকরউরত বলমলর "তরহমল আমরমক দরমজক কমরদছদল মকন, আদমও মতর মনদভমতই আদছ"
মকরগত বলমলর "মর ররদজ হমলরনর মর ... বলমলর ও মছমল ড়কমব ড়কমব জল খরয়, তরছরড়ড়র বপশটর ও ররজবপশ
নয়...!
9/19/16, 19:01 - Samrat Mondal: ##আদরলমতর ররয়##
--------++++---------

আদরলত কক, জজসরমহমবর সরমমন বর করঠ গড়ড়রয় বউ মপটরমনরর জনধ অদভধকক।

জজসরমহব মন দদময় সমসত ঘটনর শকনমলন। পথমবরর অদভধকক হওয়রই সতকর কমর সরজর নর দদময় মছমড়ড় দদমলন।

পমরর দদন বউ মপটরমনরর দরময় আবরর আদরলমতর করঠগড়ড়রয়।

জজ মরমগ উমঠ বলল-
"তকদম আবরর একই অপররধ কররর সরহস করমল দক কমর?"
"আদরলমতর ইজত দনময় মজর করছ?"
-- হকজকর আমরয় মরজরনর করমবন, ধর সরজর মদমবন মরথর মপমত মনব, তমব আপদন আমগ পকমরর ঘটনরটর শকনকন তরর
পর ররয় দদন।
--করল আপদন মছমড়ড় মদয়রর পর খকদশমত দরমফশ হওয়রর জনধ একটক মদধপরন করমত বদস। মদখমত মদখমত পকমরর
মবরতলটর মমমর দদলরম।
--একটক মবসরমরল হমলও তরমল দঠক দছলরম।
ঘমর মঢরকরমরত বউএর দচৎকরর শকরক, বলল
"নরমকর কতট, আবরর ঐ ছরইপরফশ দগমল এমসছ!"
--হকজকর আদম চকপচরপ শকনলরম, দকচছকদট বদলদন।
তররপর বলল,
"শরলর আমরর কপরমলই দছমল, করজবরজ কররর মকমররদ মনই বউএর পয়সরয় ফকটরদন মররমত লজর কমরনর। গলরয় দদড়ড়
দদময় মরমলও ত পরর! দবধবর হমল এর মচময় ভরল থরকব।"
--তবকও আদম চকপচরপ দছলরম! ঘমর মশরয়রর জনধ আমরর দবছরনরর দদমক ধরদচছ তখনই মপছন মথমক দচললরল!
"শরলর গরনড়ক জজটরর ঘমট ধদদ একটক বকদদ থরকত মতর আজ হরররদম তকই মজমলর ঘরদন টরনদতসগ ।"
--বধসগ হকজকর আদরলমতর শকধক নয়, আপনরমকও এই অপমরন দক সহধ করর ধরয়!
দদলরম দকচরর চরপড়ড়!
�
� �.!
মকশ দড়শদমস
বর মকক! বউ আদরলত অবমরননরর দরময় অদভধকক।
��

******************************
9/19/16, 22:23 - Samrat Mondal: These are from a book called 'Disorder in the
American Courts' and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken
down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of
staying calm while
these exchanges were actually taking place.
____________________

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your

memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of
something you forgot?
____________________

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person

dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the law exam?
_____________________

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how

old is he?
WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ.
____________________

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?

WITNESS: Are you serious.
_____________________

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?

WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
W ITNESS : Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new
attorney?
_____________________

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?

WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
_____________________

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?

WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
_____________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
_____________________

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the

body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNE : And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
_____________________

And the best for last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the
autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I ., but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

������
9/25/16, 06:51 - Babuda: <Media omitted>
9/29/16, 17:55 - Samrat Mondal: *Advice from a Advocate :*

Dear All,
I Wanted to highlight a very important aspect. In ordinary course we keep issuing
and submitting our *KYC documents* ( *BSNL/MTNL Bills* identity and residential
proofs..such as *AADHAR Card* , *PAN card*, *ELECTRICITY bill* etc.) to various
people. For housing or car or other loans, bank accounts,or even for _buying new
sim card_ we submit these documents.
At almost all these places they ask for self certification on these documents. We
immediately sign those documents and hand over.

Just imagine your self certified copies are freely available in the hands of such
persons & those documents can be used by him for EVERYTHING!

For eg: Your *AADHAR / PAN Card / BSNL Bill* gets into the hands of a *Terrorist,
he can misuse it to buy a SIM in your name AND YOU MIGHT BE ARRESTED for having
Terror links*

Its really serious and its been seen that in most of the terrorist activities, KYC
documents are sourced from the SIM card sellers.

Hence, please inculcate a 'HABIT' of *writing the date and purpose for which you
are submitting the self certified KYC Documents* so that those documents cannot be
used again.
Please share this as much as possible Forwarded as I felt
Necessary to everyone.

*it's very important to write the date and purpose, which we never do while
submitting KYC documents.*
*Here after sign as
1..........signature
2..........Date
3.........Purpose
4.........and not to be used for other purpose.*

Plz dont ignore

9/30/16, 19:40 - Samrat Mondal: Girls, do you know what a Zero FIR is?
'Consent' and 'No' are current buzzwords thanks to Amitabh Bachchan and Taapsee
Pannu-starrer 'Pink', but there is one more aspect shown in the film that people
should know about - Zero FIR and other FIR-related laws. The film deals with young
working women in Delhi who have never had a brush with the law, and therefore, know
nothing about their legal rights.

In the film, Taapsee Pannu's character Meenal goes to a police station to file a
complaint against a group of boys threatening her and her friends, after she
injured one of them in self-defence. However, after giving her moral gyaan, the
police officer tells her that he can't register a complaint because "ghatna toh
Surajkund ki hai". When she later goes to a senior officer, he tells her about Zero
FIR - that irrespective of the jurisdiction in which the crime happened, an FIR can
be filed anywhere and be later transferred to the concerned police station.

In another scene, after Meenal is arrested right before the weekend and her friends
are trying to get her bail, a lawyer tells them to come on Monday, as she can't get
bail on a weekend . That's when Amitabh Bachchan's character - Deepak Sehgal, a
retired lawyer - comes to their rescue and tells them that women and minors can get
bail on weekends and the bail proceedings can be heard at a judge's residence on
Saturday and Sunday. To make sure that people, and young women in particular, know
about these laws, the central government is planning to use the film to spread
awareness about legal procedures. Delhi Police officials tell us that they have
been trying to spread awareness about law through their Parivartan Cell and the
film might help them in the endeavour.

'Pink' to create legal awareness

Talking about the decision to use the film to spread awareness about FIR laws, the
film's producer, Shoojit Sircar, tells us, "Many senior officials from the central
government, who have seen the movie, have approached us and expressed their desire
to use the film to spread awareness about the Zero FIR. They told me that after the
film is out of theatres, they will take it to schools and colleges to spread
awareness. It is important for women to know that, according to the law, FIRs can
be registered anywhere and the bail hearing for women and children can be held at
the judge's residence. We need to know the laws and sadly, not many are aware."

The issues 'Pink' raises are real: Delhi Police

Senior officials of the Delhi Police say that they conduct workshops in schools and
colleges to spread awareness about FIR laws and always focus on the Zero FIR.
Madhur Verma, DCP (North), says, "The reason Pink hits so hard is because it shows
reality. Like in the movie, even in real life, not many women are aware about many
important laws like the Zero FIR. We need to inform more girls about it and if a
film can help give the message, then why not?"

Esha Pandey, Additional DCP (North), says, "It is true that most girls don't know
about their rights when it comes to registering FIRs."

'Chup mat raho'

The North DCP office's Parivartan Cell has beat officers visiting schools and
colleges to spread awareness about these laws. Verma says, "The beat officers of
Parivartan Cell go to schools and inform girls about different laws. We always tell
women that if they will not come to us or report incidents, how will the police
know and take action? We tell them ki chup mat raho."
11/2/16, 17:29 - Samrat Mondal: *Too Good*

Closing the Divorce and Alimony case of Santa Singh vs Preeto Kaur...

Judge : "I have reviewed this case carefully and have decided to give your wife
alimony of Rs 2,000 per month.

Santa : "That's very fair & kind of you, your honor. And whenever possible, I'll
also try to give her some money myself !
11/6/16, 08:29 - Samrat Mondal: *Advice from an Advocate :*

Dear All,
I Wanted to highlight a very important aspect. In ordinary course we keep issuing
and submitting our *KYC documents* (proofs such as *AADHAR Card* , *PAN card*,
*LICENCE* etc.) to various people.

For housing or car or other loans, bank accounts,or even for _buying new sim card_
we submit these documents.

At almost all these places they ask for self certification on these documents. We
immediately sign those documents and hand over.

Just imagine your self certified copies are freely available in the hands of such
persons & those documents can be used by him for EVERYTHING!

For eg: Your *AADHAR / PAN Card / BSNL Bill* gets into the hands of a *Terrorist,
he can misuse it to buy a SIM in your name AND YOU MIGHT BE ARRESTED for having
Terror links*

Its really serious and its been seen that in most of the terrorist activities, KYC
documents are sourced from the SIM card sellers.

Hence, please inculcate a 'HABIT' of *writing the date and purpose for which you
are submitting the self certified KYC Documents* so that those documents cannot be
used again.
Please share this as much as possible Forwarded as I felt
Necessary to everyone.

*it's very important to write the date and purpose, which we never do while
submitting KYC documents.*

*Here after sign as

1..........signature
2..........Date
3.........Purpose
4. and not to be used for other purpose.*

Plz dont ignore and pass this msg to as many people u can..
12/7/16, 22:41 - Babuda: <Media omitted>
12/8/16, 16:48 - Samrat Mondal: <Media omitted>
12/8/16, 16:49 - Samrat Mondal: <Media omitted>
12/8/16, 16:49 - Samrat Mondal: <Media omitted>
12/11/16, 09:27 - Samrat Mondal: Are you aware ?

1. Who was the Lawyer of *Afzal Guru* ?

_BJP Member Ram Jethmalani _
2. Who is the Lawyer of *Asaram* ?
_BJP Member of Parliament Subramanian Swamy_

3. Who was the Lawyer of *Vodafone in Tax Scam* ?

_Current BJP Finance Minister Arun Jetley_

4. Who was the Lawyer for *Gujarat 500 CRORE Bank Scam* accused ?
_Current BJP Finance Minister Arun Jetley_

5. Who was the Lawyer in *Bhopal Gas Tragedy* in which 10000 Indians died for
Warren Anderson?
_Current BJP Finance Minister Arun Jetley_

6. Who was the Lawyer of *Scamster Lalit Modi*?

_BJP Sushma Swaraj's Husband & Daughter_

7. Who was the Lawyer of *Sahara Scam* accused Subrata Roy?

_Current BJP Minister Ravi Shankar Prasad_

8. Who was the Lawyer of our *smuggling accused Alemao*?

_BJP Member Ram Jethmalani_

*Who wants to learn DeshBhakti ??*

12/11/16, 09:44 - Babuda: <Media omitted>
12/13/16, 17:27 - Samrat Mondal: Loan sanction korar agey Bank egulo chaichhey : i)
Copy of Title deed No.4101/2013 from original. ii) Copy of Parcha w.r.t Dag no.s
154, 2245, 2246, 2247, 442, & 426 showing classification of land as Bastu. iii)
Copy of prior deed no. 4267/1974 from original. iv) Copy of agreement for sale &
draft deed of conveyance.
12/13/16, 17:32 - Babuda: Egulo ache to.parcha r deed
12/15/16, 17:29 - Samrat Mondal: Two well dressed lawyers went to an expensive
restaurant...
Ordered 2 coffees
and then took out sandwiches from their briefcases to eat...

Waitress: Sorry Sir !!! But you can't eat your OWN food here... Its against the
rules ...

The lawyers quietly looked at each other and

EXCHANGED their sandwiches & continued their meals !!!
.( You can trust lawyers to find loopholes in any rules).. .
����
------
Prize winning message of the year.
12/17/16, 17:42 - Samrat Mondal: Name: BLLRO off-Sodpur-Muhuri-SankarChk.
Phone: 093 30 993110
Reference : Samrat Mondal of Alipore DM office. Soumyo Das of Alipore SDO office.
1/7/17, 18:13 - Samrat Mondal: <Media omitted>
1/16/17, 17:14 - Samrat Mondal: 【এল, এল, দব, দশকর】

পৰ'মফসরল ধদদ তকদম করউমক একটর ড়রদলম মদওয়রর হয় তরহমল দক ভরমব বলমব …?

ছরতৰল এই ড়রদলমদট নরও……

পৰ'মফসর : হমব নর... মধমহতক তকদম একজন উকতল অতময়ব তকদম উকতমলর মমতর কমর বল!

ছরতৰল আদম শৰতধকক ভমবন, সকপকতৰ শৰতধকক খমগন, দনবরসত- গরম কলধরণপকর, থরনর মবরকরখরত দসররর
সসজরমন, সসইচছরয় অমনধর পৰমররচনর বধরদতমরখ এবপ মকরমনর মলরমকর চরমপ নর পদড়ড়য়র এই ফলদট, ধরহরমক আদম
ড়রদলম নরমমমত জরদন এবপ মধদটর উপমর আমরর সমপপৰগণ মরদলকতসসতস আমছ মসই ফলদটর মখরশর, গকদট তথর রস
সমমত আপনরমক পৰদরন কদরমতদছ……… সপমগ সপমগ ফলদটর সমপপৰগণ মরদলকতসসতস তথর অদধকরর আপনরমক অৰগপণ
কদরলরম। এখন হইমত আপদন ফলদটমক করদটমত, মখরসর ছরড়ড়রইমত, দফমজ ররদখমত বর গকদট, মখরসর এবপ রস সমমত
অনধ করউমক গছরইমত ইতধরদদ দবষময় ধর খকশত কদরবরর আপনরর সসতনতৰ অদধকরর সরবধসত কদরমত পরদরমবন! আদম
এই মঘরষণরও কদরমতদছ মধ এই ফল সমসদনত পপমবরকরর মধমকরমনর পৰকরমরর বরদ-দববরদ তথর মকরনদমলর দরদয়তস
আমরর উপর নধসত থরদকমব এবপ আজ হইমত ফলদটর উপর আমরর মকরমনর অদধকরর থরদকমব নর!

পৰ'মফসরল আপনরর চরণ দকখরদন আগবরদড়ড়ময় দদন পৰভপ...!!

1/17/17, 06:16 - Babuda: Good morning
1/17/17, 06:17 - Babuda: <Media omitted>
1/17/17, 12:10 - Samrat Mondal: <Media omitted>