Jerry: I think to me the scariest thing in food is that expiration date on the milk.

Jerry: They really… they scare you with, you know

Jerry: Did you ever had milk the day after the day, you know, and the spoon is trembling
as it comes out of the bowl…. it’s after the day.
Jerry: How do they know that that is the exact day? You know, I mean, it’s just so
definite. They brand it right into the side of the carton… ssshhhhh
Jerry: That’s your day right there!
Jerry: Do the cows tip ‘em off when they are milking ‘em, you know?
Jerry: July 3rd.
Jerry: I think they sat around the beef association. How about, uh, Bonker’s Beef
Syndrome? What do you think of that?
Jerry: No, no, no. It doesn’t sound serious enough.
Jerry: Um, silly meat condition.
Jerry: No, no, no, no, no. But look, come on, Frank! It’s eleven. Let’s get out of here.
Jerry: How about mad cow? Mad cow, I don’t know what the mad cow, just, you know, I
don’t - I don’t know what the hell it is.
Phone ringing.
Jerry: Hmmm.
Elaine: Telephone.
Jerry: Hello.
George: Jerry, are Kramer and Elaine still there?
Jerry: Yeah, Kramer and Elaine are still here.
Elaine: Who is that?
George: No! Don’t – don’t tell ‘em it’s me. I left my keys there but I can’t come back up
after an exit like that.
Kramer: Is that George?
Jerry: Yeah…But..
Kramer: Come on, let me talk to him
Jerry: No, I- I- …
Kramer: *Gibberish*
Kramer; Hey, George. You know, the thing that you said about actors, I’m not sure I get
it
Elaine: Let me talk to him just for a sec. Let me talk.
Elaine: You know what? That didn’t really make sense because bacterial meningitis is
not a small disease and- and- hang on…
Kramer: Uh…
Jerry: I’m afraid they’re right.
George: Yeah. You write that up.
Waitress: Here you are. One shrimp salad.
George: Funny, a shrimp. Ocean stopped running out of shrimp.
Person: Hey, George. The ocean called. They’re running out of shrimp.
George: Oh yeah? Well, the jerk store called. They are running out of you.
Woman: How did you come up with that?
George: Nobody busts my chop.
Person2: Congratulations!
People: You’re the one.
Person: I am nothing!
Waitress: Anything else?
George: No, thanks.
Waitress: Hey! You’re still bald.
Waitress: Anything else?
George: No, thanks.
Kramer: Oh boy! Okay! Yeah. Wait.`
Jack: Nice Wiz van, ha? Got it really cheap cause this guy’s friends saw his parents
having sex in it.
Girl: Can we please just have a dinner?
Jack: Yeah. I’m getting a break in an hour. Attention. Attention! Here you get the best
deals on consumer electronics. What? And nobody beats the WIZ. Yoohoo! And how do
I know this? Because I’m the Wiz. BECAUSE I’M THE WIZ. I’M THE WIZ.
Girl: Jack, get back in the van.
Jack: This is my Wiz lady. Lady wiz.
Girl: Jack, I can’t make this work. Repeat. I can’t make this work.
George: I’m gonna do it.
Jerry: What! After what you just went through I thought you said you’d never say it
again.