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23 Things
23 Things
5. One can survive for 3 days in Vegas on $12 and a gift certificate.
7. Give a Casino security guard a walki-talki and he'll swear he's the center
of the universe.
9. The people who work at the Death Star throw the darndest things in the
trash!
11. If you harass a hotel telephone operator long enough she WILL send
security.
13. Metal plates screwed to your hotel room ceiling generally constitute a
bad sign.
15. You know your in deep shit when THEY aim an IR-Mic at your window.
16. Setting 11 fires in selected parts of the city is probably a bad idea.
17. The guy who looks most like a fed probably writes for LOOMPANICS.
18. The guy who looks least like a fed probably does security for SUN.
19. As a general rule, don't hack the hotel PBX unless your giving them a
better credit rating.
20. If your wondering where all those C-64 warez kidz went, try talking to
some of the beggars in Vegas.