English is a Tough Stuff Friend and fiend, alive and chair,
live. Senator, spectator, mayor.
Tour, but our and succour, four. Dearest creature in creation, Gas, alas, and Arkansas. Study English pronunciation. Ivy, privy, famous; clamour Sea, idea, Korea, area, I will teach you in my verse And enamour rhyme with Psalm, Maria, but malaria. Sounds like corpse, corps, hammer. River, rival, tomb, Youth, south, southern, cleanse horse, and worse. bomb, comb and clean. I will keep you, Suzy, busy, Doll and roll and some and Doctrine, turpentine, marine. Make your head with heat home.Stranger does not grow dizzy. rhyme with anger, Tear in eye, your dress will Neither does devour with Compare alien with Italian, tear. clangour. Dandelion and battalion. So shall I! Oh hear my prayer. Souls but foul, haunt but aunt, Sally with ally, yea, ye, Font, front, wont, want, grand, Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and and grant, key. Just compare heart, beard, Shoes, goes, does. Now first Say aver, but ever, fever, and heard, say finger, Neither, leisure, skein, Dies and diet, lord and word, And then singer, ginger, deceiver. Sword and sward, retain and linger, Heron, granary, canary. Britain. Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, Crevice and device and aerie. (Mind the latter, how it's gouge and gauge, written.) Marriage, foliage, mirage, and Now I surely will not plague age. Face, but preface, not efface. you Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, With such words as plaque glass, bass. and ague. Query does not rhyme with Large, but target, gin, give, But be careful how you very, verging, speak: Nor does fury sound like bury. Ought, out, joust and scour, Say break and steak, but Dost, lost, post and doth, scourging. bleak and streak; cloth, loth. Ear, but earn and wear and Cloven, oven, how and low, Job, nob, bosom, transom, tear Script, receipt, show, poem, oath. Do not rhyme with here but and toe. Though the differences seem ere. little, Seven is right, but so is even, We say actual but victual. Hyphen, roughen, nephew Hear me say, devoid of Refer does not rhyme with Stephen, trickery, deafer. Monkey, donkey, Turk and Daughter, laughter, and Foeffer does, and zephyr, jerk, Terpsichore, heifer. Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork Typhoid, measles, topsails, Mint, pint, senate and sedate; and work. aisles, Dull, bull, and George ate Exiles, similes, and reviles; late. Scholar, vicar, and cigar, Scenic, Arabic, Pacific, Pronunciation — think of Solar, mica, war and far; Science, conscience, Psyche! One, anemone, Balmoral, scientific. Is a paling stout and spikey? Kitchen, lichen, laundry, Won't it make you lose your laurel; wits, Gertrude, German, wind and Liberty, library, heave and Writing groats and saying mind, heaven, grits? Scene, Melpomene, mankind. Rachel, ache, moustache, It's a dark abyss or tunnel: eleven. Strewn with stones, stowed, We say hallowed, but solace, gunwale, Billet does not rhyme with allowed, Islington and Isle of Wight, ballet, People, leopard, towed, but Housewife, verdict and indict. Bouquet, wallet, mallet, vowed. chalet. Mark the differences, Blood and flood are not like moreover, Finally, which rhymes with food, Between mover, cover, enough — Nor is mould like should and clover; Though, through, plough, or would. Leeches, breeches, wise, dough, or cough? Viscous, viscount, load and precise, Hiccough has the sound of broad, Chalice, but police and lice; cup. Toward, to forward, to reward. Camel, constable, unstable, My advice is to give up!!! And your pronunciation's OK Principle, disciple, label. When you correctly say croquet, Rounded, wounded, grieve Petal, panel, and canal, and sieve, Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal. Worm and storm, chaise, chaos,