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I. A. Read the text and write T (=true) or F (=false). Write your answers on the answer
sheet: (5 x 2p =10 p)
Experts often refer to exercise, a balanced diet and plenty of rest as the three essential
factors for good health in the stressful society in which we live. According to leading
doctors, laughter is also extremely important to our general well-being. When we laugh,
energy is pumped around the body and it perks up the whole system. Our stress levels are
reduced, which means laughter has a calming effect on us.
More importantly, perhaps, is the fact that laughter releases chemicals into the body.
These chemicals are natural pain suppressants and they affect the immune system, helping to
speed up healing processes and activating hormones which kill disease cells. In fact, in 1991,
the first free Laughter Clinic was set up in Britain so that patients could have fun, which
helps them to get better more quickly.
According to one doctor, laughter is a total body experience in which all the major
system of the body, such as muscles, nerves, heart, brain and digestion, participate fully, so
laughter is almost equivalent to a form of exercise. However, it is important to bear in mind
that we are talking about laughter as opposed to just a smile, in other words, “a belly laugh”
says Howard Kent of the Yoga for Health Association.
So how are we to fill our lives with merriment? Every happy home should have a
laughter library of joke books, classic cartoon books, collections of humorous quotations and
audio cassettes of our favourite comedians, comedy videos, fun board games, comic plays,
novels and amusing biographies.
One evening, he 2……….(hear) a noise in the garden and looked out of the window. A white ox had
got into the garden and 3…………(eat) his vegetables. Nasreddin at once took his stick, ran out and
chased the ox, but he was too old to catch it. When he got back to his garden, he 4………….(find)
that the ox had ruined most of his precious vegetables.
The next morning, while he 5…………(walk) in the street near his house, he saw a cart, with two
white oxen which 6………..(look) very much like the one that had eaten his vegetables. He
7…………(carry) his stick with him, so he at once began to beat the two oxen with it.
The owner of the ox-cart 8………..(drink) coffee in a nearby coffee-house. When he saw what
Nasreddin9………(do) to his animals, ran out and shouted What are you doing? What have those
poor animals done to you to beat them like that?
„You keep out of this!‟ Nasreddin10………….(shout) back. „This is a matter between me and one of
these two oxen. He knows very well why I am beating him!‟
III.Fill in a, an or the, then write your answers on the answer sheet: (5x1p=5p)
IV. Put the verbs in brackets in the present perfect simple and match the questions with the
answers for these five jokes. Write your answers on the answer sheet:(5x2p=10p)
1. ………you ever……… (travel) on a submarine? A. ……… you ever…… (try) to iron one?
2. What two things ….. you never……..(eat) for B. Lunch and dinner.
breakfast?
3. Doctor, help me! My son………… (eat) my pen. C. No, I always use an oven.
What can I do?
4. Why is an elephant‟s skin so full of wrinkles? D. No, I haven‟t. I can only travel with the
windows open.
5. ………. you ever…… (cook) a chicken with a E. Why not use a pencil?
wooden leg?
V. Arrange the following joke in order. Don’t forget to write your answers on the answer
sheet: (5x1p=5p)
a. One boy answers, „We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells
the biggest lie.‟
b. The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
c. Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
d. „You should be ashamed of yourselves,‟ said the teacher, „When I was your age I
didn't even know what a lie was.‟
e. The teacher says, „Why are you arguing?‟
VI. Fill in the gaps with the correct words from the box. Write your answers on the answer
sheet: (10x1p=10p)
My next-door neighbour has a very unusual (1)……………….He has long hair with a
(2)………………in the middle, and usually wears an old pair of jeans and a (3)…………………shirt.
His clothes are (4) ……………. for working in a bank, unless he (5)………………..and changes
them! Moreover, his clothes are usually filthy and I am sure he never washes them or takes them to
the (6)…………….When he wears a coat, it is always old, and (7)………… and even on very cold
days it is (8)………........,all down the front. The funny thing is that his son is very (9)………………,
always wears the latest styles, never wears casual clothes, even on an (10)………………..occasion.
VII. Choose the correct alternative. Write your answers on the answer sheet: (10x1p=10p)
VIII. Fill in the statement with the missing question tag. Don’t forget to write the answers
on the answer sheet: (5x1p=5p)
IX. Complete the jokes by choosing one of the adjectives in the box and putting them in the
comparative or in the superlative form. Write the answers on the answer sheet: (5x2p=10p)
X. Complete the jokesby using must/ mustn’t/ have to /don’t have toin the
present simple or past simpleand one of the following phrases: get up early , go back
tomorrow, stop her, stop it, look at it, pull. Write the answers on the answer sheet:
(5x2p=10p)
Toatesubiectelesuntobligatorii.
Se acordă 10 puncte din oficiu.
Timp de lucru: 90 minute
KEEP IN TOUCH WITH REALITY
Concurs de limba engleză
21 ianuarie 2017
CLASA a VII-a, 2 ore /săptămână
Barem de corectare
4. A- have........tried 5. C- have.......cooked
4. lighter 5. elder/older
10 points ex-officio
Total: 100 points