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Our Town 1x01 - Pilot PDF
Our Town 1x01 - Pilot PDF
"Pilot"
by
Larry Doyle
First Draft
December 8, 2003
Conaco
330 Bob Hope Drive
Suite C, B-117
Burbank, CA 91523
818 840-7643
OPENER
SCENE A
BUMPER
THE ELEVATOR DOOR OPENS, REVEALING WALLY, HIS DARK GOOD LOOKS
SEASONED BY HARD LIVING, HIS DEVASTATING CHARM ON LOW OOZE
THIS MORNING. HE IS WEARING SUNGLASSES, AND A BLACK LINEN
SUIT THAT LOOKS BARELY SLEPT IN.
IN THE SAME MOMENT, THE DOOR TO THE STAIRS OPENS AND IN STEPS
KATE, A FOUR-STAR DISH IN DESIGNER WORK WEAR, A DAME’S DAME --
AND SMART, YOU BET.
WALLY
KATE
that. I am.
WALLY
KATE
WALLY
bothering you?
KATE
McDaniel: messages?
MRS. MCDANIEL
Several.
KATE
Death threats?
MRS. MCDANIEL
Mostly.
3.
WALLY
third nipple?
KATE
We’ll be in Connelly’s.
WALLY
SCENE B
OLIVER
OLIVER (CONT’D)
slander them?
KATE
slander.
5.
OLIVER
WALLY
of.
KATE
OLIVER
KATE
KATE (CONT’D)
WALLY
KATE
divorce.
6.
WALLY
KATE
You’re optimistic.
WALLY
KATE
Trying to.
EDGAR
OLIVER
Is he dead?
EDGAR
WALLY
EDGAR
WALLY
EDGAR
harassment!
KATE
OLIVER
WALLY
Of course not.
KATE
He’s in denial.
WALLY
KATE
OLIVER
WALLY
who?
OLIVER
KATE
of-a-better-word husband.
OLIVER
You’re quitting?
WALLY
OLIVER
DESK) Kittens!
KATE
OLIVER
WALLY
OLIVER
KATE
OLIVER
RJ Lancaster’s column.
OLIVER (CONT’D)
KATE
OLIVER
WALLY
KATE
to verify --
OLIVER
KATE
WALLY
KATE
magazines.
11.
OLIVER
KATE
law -- on me?
OLIVER
WALLY
memory serves.
KATE
You’re a petard.
WALLY
WALLY (CONT’D)
She’s a keeper!
END OF OPENER
12.
ACT ONE
SCENE C
BUMPER
WALLY
MRS. MCDANIEL
KATE
Donald Trump?
SWITCH TO:
13.
WALLY
KATE
KATE (CONT’D)
WALLY
KATE
satisfaction.
14.
MRS. MCDANIEL
will.
EDGAR
WALLY
EDGAR
meridian...
KATE
WALLY
MRS. MCDANIEL
Cream Cuddler...
KATE
A notorious cuddler?
MRS. MCDANIEL
WALLY
LITTLE PETE
WALLY
KATE
LITTLE PETE
WALLY
diet...
KATE
WALLY
LITTLE PETE
WALLY
LITTLE PETE
WALLY
LITTLE PETE
WALLY
WALLY PALMS A BILL INTO LITTLE PETE’S HAND. EDGAR ENTERS WITH
NEW SCHEDULES. HE STOPS, MORTIFIED.
EDGAR
WALLY
WALLY (CONT’D)
KATE
WALLY
MRS. MCDANIEL
WALLY
Yes, please.
KATE
WALLY
KATE
WALLY
Mother!
WALLY OPENS HIS ARMS TO THE MOTHER, BUT SHE DODGES HIS
EMBRACE. HE TURNS TO THE SISTER, WHO DIPS HER CHEEK IN HIS
DIRECTION BUT DUCKS AWAY BEFORE HE CAN KISS IT. THE CHIMP
OPENS HIS ARMS WIDE AND HUGS WALLY AROUND THE LEGS.
KATE
WALLY
KATE HANGS UP, AND STANDS TO GREET HER MOTHER. THEY HUG.
BILLIE
KATE
As-
BILLIE
divorce.
REGGIE
IN THE B.G., THE CHIMPANZEE HOPS INTO WALLY’S CHAIR AND GIVES
A ONCE OVER TO LITTLE PETE. LITTLE PETE STARES BACK. THE
CHIMP BARES HIS TEETH. LITTLE PETE BACKS DOWN.
WALLY
BILLIE
KATE
Moments ago.
BILLIE
WALLY
weight on my elbows...
BILLIE
KATE
He is alive.
BILLIE
KATE
BILLIE
KATE
slavery trade.
BILLIE
CHIMPANZEE
WALLY
REGGIE
BILLIE
champagne!
KATE
BILLIE
REGGIE
WALLY
SMILE FADES)
KATE
CUT AWAY
LITTLE PETE
BACK TO
BILLIE
bitten Max.
REGGIE
to himself.
KATE
Poor Max.
BILLIE
REGGIE
BILLIE
those.
WALLY
KATE
BILLIE
You’re not?
WALLY
REGGIE
good news?
WALLY
REGGIE
WALLY
plaintiff's complaint...
KATE
WALLY
BILLIE
(MORE)
25.
BILLIE (CONT'D)
WALLY
something on him!
KATE
WALLY
LITTLE PETE
Yeah, boss?
WALLY
LITTLE PETE
WALLY
BILLIE
WALLY
KATE
REGGIE
KATE
What celebrity?
REGGIE
KATE
them.
27.
REGGIE
(INSULTED) I will.
WALLY
EDGAR
WALLY
EDGAR
WALLY
WALLY (CONT’D)
BILLIE
KATE
EDGAR (O.C.)
<ANGRY SCREECH>
EDGAR (O.C.)
<SCREAM>
BILLIE
“Lobby,” dear.
BILLIE (CONT’D)
ACT TWO
SCENE D
BUMPER
KATE
KATE (CONT’D)
MIKHAIL
KATE
MIKHAIL
I don’t know.
KATE
KATE (CONT’D)
KATE EXITS. AS SHE DOES, WALLY ENTERS IN THE AFT LIVING ROOM.
WALLY
WALLY (CONT’D)
MIKHAIL
I don’t know.
WALLY
MIKHAIL
WALLY
MIKHAIL
KATE
KATE (CONT’D)
Where’s Mikhail?
WALLY
KATE
WALLY
KATE
WALLY
KATE
WALLY
KATE
WALLY
KATE
WALLY
KATE
WALLY
KATE
KATE (CONT’D)
KATE (CONT’D)
WALLY
FADE OUT
34.
SCENE E
BUMPER
NICK
ROSCOE
WALLY
NICK
WALLY
NICK
WALLY
Si. Grazie.
ROSCOE
NICK
WALLY
FADE OUT
36.
SCENE F
BUMPER
TOMMY MITCHELL
(JOLTED) Katharine?
KATE
TOMMY MITCHELL
KATE
TOMMY MITCHELL
angel.
KATE
reporter?
TOMMY MITCHELL
KATE
TOMMY MITCHELL
KATE
TOMMY MITCHELL
FADE OUT
38.
SCENE G
BUMPER
ROSCOE
WALLY
ROSCOE
into?
39.
WALLY
I’m eating!
ROSCOE
WALLY
DISSOLVE TO:
40.
SCENE H
TOMMY MITCHELL
KATE
brother--
TOMMY MITCHELL
DISSOLVE TO:
41.
SCENE I
GLORIA
have sex!
WALLY
WALLY (CONT’D)
GLORIA
ROSCOE
ROBERT DE NIRO
ROSCOE
ROBERT DE NIRO
garbage man?
WALLY
ROBERT DE NIRO
WALLY
ROBERT DE NIRO
You. Garbage.
ROSCOE
WALLY
ROSCOE
WALLY
WALLY (CONT’D)
LITTLE PETE
WALLY
No cash.
WALLY (CONT’D)
WALLY FLIPS THE CARD OVER HIS SHOULDER. LITTLE PETE’S HAND
APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE AND GRABS IT. WALLY TOSSES ANOTHER
CREDIT CARD IN A DIFFERENT DIRECTION. LITTLE PETE SNATCHES
THAT ONE WITH HIS OTHER HAND.
FADE OUT
44.
SCENE J
BUMPER
TOMMY’S HEAD IS ON THE BAR. HE’S FAST ASLEEP. KATE LOWERS HIS
HEAD ON THE BAR, PARALLEL TO HIS. HE SNORTS.
KATE
Tommy?
TOMMY MITCHELL
KATE
REGGIE (O.C.)
Kit?
REGGIE (CONT’D)
KATE
REGGIE
KATE
REGGIE
KATE
REGGIE
me start again.
KATE
REGGIE
KATE
REGGIE
I eye-witnessed it!
KATE
REGGIE
KATE
bad, I guess...
REGGIE
Poppity...”
KATE
REGGIE
KATE
should talk.
DISSOLVE TO:
47.
SCENE K
THE PLACE HAS THINNED OUT. IN THE F.G., ROSCOE PUTS THE MOVES
ON A COSMO-SWILLING ACTRESS/MODEL.
ROSCOE
WALLY
LITTLE PETE
Bastard kid?
WALLY
LITTLE PETE
WALLY
serviceable idea!
LITTLE PETE
WALLY
LITTLE PETE
WALLY
FADE OUT:
49.
SCENE L
BUMPER
IT’S QUIET. THE FORE LIVING ROOM IS LIT. THE LIGHTS COME ON
IN THE AFT ROOM. WALLY ENTERS.
WALLY
KATE
Early evening?
WALLY
WALLY STEPS ACROSS THE BRICK WALL TOWARD KATE. SHE PLACES HER
HAND ON HIS CHEST AND INDICATES THE WALL.
50.
KATE
WALLY
KATE
(FIRM) Hedda.
WALLY
That’s my dog!
KATE
WALLY
Here. Sit.
KATE
(TEMPTED) Shouldn’t.
WALLY
Do.
KATE
WALLY
It’s meaningless.
KATE EXTENDS A FOOT. WALLY GOES DOWN ON HIS KNEES ON HIS SIDE
OF THE WALL, AND BEGINS TO MASSAGE HER FEET.
KATE
WALLY
KATE
WALLY
KATE
WALLY
KATE
WALLY
KATE
WALLY
KATE
WALLY
EDGAR
getting on press!
KATE
KATE PLUCKS THE PAPER FROM EDGAR’S HAND AND KISSES HIM ON THE
CHEEK, CONFOUNDING AND DISARMING HIM. SHE CLOSES THE DOOR.
KATE (CONT’D)
(MORE)
53.
KATE (CONT’D)
KATE (CONT’D)
WALLY
KATE
KATE (CONT’D)
WALLY
KATE
morning.
WALLY
married.
KATE
adultery yet.
WALLY
WALLY (CONT’D)
Katy.
FADE OUT.
TAG
IT’S DARK. IN THE B.G., WALLY CREEPS IN, WEARING JUST PAJAMA
BOTTOMS.
WALLY
KATE (O.S.)
(FIRM) Hedda.
HEDDA REAPPEARS, HOPS BACK OVER THE WALL, AND RETURNS FROM
WHENCE SHE CAME.
A BEAT LATER, JEFF THE CHIMP SCURRIES OVER FROM KATE’S SIDE
INTO WALLY’S BEDROOM.
END OF SHOW
56.