converse to me of the evil ways of your modern, Westernised world Ethnic time bomb WHAT started as a soccer riot among fanatical fans of two teams in a Syrian village soon developed into deadly clashes of ominous implications. Over 20 were reportedly killed and many others injured as the mayhem spread like wild fire through sever- al towns and villages in northeast Syria. Tensions simmered for three days in the Syrian towns of Qameshli and Hassake and villages in the vicinity. The spark is believed to have political overtones. It was reportedly ignited when locals from Arab tribes in the region shouted slogans against Iraqi Kurdish leaders and held up portraits of toppled Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein. Concerned Syrian officials branded the riots as part of a ‘destabilisa- tion plan’ designed to stir up ethnic unrest in the country. They erupted as the US signalled its readi- ness to slap diplomatic and economic sanctions Katasumoro, forc- on Syria allegedly for supporting terrorist groups ing the modern and developing proscribed weaponry. Washington Japanese to fight also accuses Damascus of failing to tighten con- trol of its long and porous border with troubled honourably again Iraq. Significantly, the clashes between Arab and Kurdish Syrians occurred a few days after Iraq’s people. Her dearly departed, Emperor to return to the old showering the people with Japanese soul and become By Dr. Emad El-Din Aysha thanks to Algren, husband ways. The Emperor, and by gold, wealth acquired from American (greedy, selfish, Governing Council had signed a transitional con- wasn t up to the task. Japan s extension the Japanese peo- commissions garnered from lusting for power) to the stitution, perceived to favour the country’s Kurdish lthough I ve read up because of her growing love A the (deliberately incomplete) produc- tion notes on The Last for him. There is a scene where she tidies up her hair when she sees Algren riding date with modernity is inevitable. What is important is what comes after, how far it modernises. And her hus- ple (because he is their father, their god, who must guide them with his wis- dom), returns to the old ways arms deals (with the West) and from building (Western) railroads through people s homes. This is something the core. Omura uses what s good about the Japanese, their veiledness towards outside minority over other ethnic groups. Though there is no direct link, it is not unlikely that the latest unrest in Syria’s frontier towns with Iraq and Turkey was meant to ram home a message: the Kurdish minor- Samurai, what really pro- back to her village after band was killed with a lance and stops being dazzled by Emperor corrects by confis- influences, for the wrong rea- pelled my brain into over- changing sides and saving ity seeks to carve a niche for themselves. The con- decorated with Katsumoto s everything that is Western cating Omura s assets, with sons, for distinctly troversial Iraqi code gives the Kurds, who barely drive decoding the symbol- Katsumoto (Ken Watanabe). emblem, the white tiger. Omura s corrupt, unJapanese objectives. ism of this film was a docu- Taka only begins to warm and modern, not seeing the make up 16 per cent of the country’s overall popu- Katsumoto himself calls this flaws in the picture, the unJapanese soul being Omura s moral defeat occurs mentary by investigative to Algren after he apologises karma , with the white tiger exposed when he refuses to on the battleground when his lation, the right to veto a permanent constitution if journalist John Pilger, Japan for killing her husband in downside of modernity. representing his soul as a The feminine symbolism take Katsumoto s sword and soldiers disobey him and they think it infringes their rights. The Kurds have Behind the Mask, that I saw battle, an apology he makes warrior — his Indian spirit- defend his family s honour. refuse to keep firing on the been enjoying autonomy in northern Iraq thanks in back in the 1980s. Leaving in Japanese — she doesn t of country, while quite com- animal . It s a good omen mon in the arts, becomes Omura is clearly a stand-in fallen Samurai after they ve no small part to the US. his socialist value system speak English (hint, hint). that Algren has the same for the kind of selfish capi- been defeated. The soldiers, aside, what Pilger did was She only kisses him (he evident during a heated The weekend rioting in Syria should ring alarm soul, despite the shameful debate between Katsumoto talist that Japanese culture lead by a cowardly comman- bells that in the post-war era in Iraq, the region attune my consciousness to never gets anywhere near things he s done (massacring abhors, a cheap trader if der who run away when he the fact that meanings, reali- her), when she dresses him and Omura. Katsumoto faces several destabilising threats. Key jeopardies Indians, following the wrong describes the cabinet as a you will, as Omura original- first confronts Katsumoto, ties and truths are always for battle, in her husband s orders). ly describes Algren. He s bow down in respect to their are an agenda of ethnic ambitions and the rise of veiled or hidden in Japanese clothes and armour, in the council of whores while communalism. This is why Katsumoto Omura retorts that it s the plump, smokes away on fallen comrades, admiring culture. You can see this westernising Emperor s decides to follow him, pre- their bravery and sacrifice. Pandering to Kurdish ambitions in Iraq may well early on when Omura army. Taka, then, clearly rep- Samurai, with their adher- ferring to die fighting a lost ence to old (honourable) The modern Japanese army tempt other minorities in the region to stake a (Masato Harada) speaks to resents Japan, with Algren battle against the Emperor s recruits all flee the first time claim to autonomy within its homeland, if not to his enigmatic colleague — and his eventual return to ways of fighting in battle, modern army who have turned them into they face Katsumoto — every actually break away. This potential secessionism who turns out to be chief of her, after the battle, repre- than by taking man for himself — something secret police — in Japanese in senting a healthy mar- whores. Taka s a woman should not be ignored or played down. Foreign his own life, with a strong sense of hon- Algren is afraid they ll do powers may well wield it as a tool of pressure on Algren s presence, so Algren riage and coexistence of which was his when he starts firing at a (Tom Cruise) can t under- old and new, the our and pride, willing to kill countries unwilling to their line. original herself when Algren is recruit (actually a con- stand what he s saying. modernity of the West wish. It script) to make him shoot at T hen you get the English and the noble values forced to live in her house, t a k e s and she fights the Ninja her- him. character, Simon Graham of the traditional East. Samurai But the army learns its les- (Timothy Spall), who s a Remember the self. She s clearly no whore. warrior Even the sequence involving son, that without the Samurai translator, complaining to inscription on anymore to serve the people Algren that all he does is to Algren s Samurai U j i o the Ninjas brings this out, with their assault coming of Japan, the government, the translate lies very accurate- sword — which he elite and the army have to Board Chairman : S A M I R R A G A B ly because in Japan nobody can t read — (Hiroyuki during a play where a man Sanada) a tries to place his hands on a learn how to be Samurai Editor-in-Chief : M. ALI I B R A H I M says what they mean. I Follow the from the last remaining one. 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The sibly passed (4) feels towards him until he realizes that she is just as quality of life and the way 21 Spare place setting DOWN much a Samurai as her male you die, honourably in both not wanted at first 2 Publicity man has counterparts. cases, is what matters. The Sure, Taka is shamed by military virtues of commit- (4) no time to discuss this man s presence in her ment to precision and men- 23 Dreadfully prim, with governor (9) home, the man who made tal discipline (not having many minds ), character- aunt is her creed? 3 Officer has dead to her a widow and her children orphans, but that doesn t istics of Japanese life, (10) collect and sort explain why neither Algren guide you to moral per- fection, the perfection 2 5 Black cat — what out (7) nor the viewer never sees her Tom Cruise, playing Nathan Algren, in his larger-than-life role as the of the human soul that naked. All you ever see is an dead one may do? 4 Scrap paper (3) exposed shoulder, even last Samurai warrior, one who unites the old and the new ways controls the actions of the body. Hence, you (6) 5 Animal deliberately when she is bathing, with the new ways . Remember how out because he doesn t love developing between he helps Taka to do the understand Algren s differ- learn to kill yet appreciate 26 Item on page, only concealed (5) them being a purely emo- housework, saying he isn t a ent customs, not committing life to the full, fighting with a small piece (8) 6 Unpolluted river tional affair. While in her Japanese man. He s the suicide when being defeated, honour and being compas- home, Algren and the viewer new Japanese man, the which is why he misinter- sionate to those you defeat 28 Excitement going to flowing round are constantly greeted with only man who can really prets the wooden sword fight and those you defend, not clubs for rave (8) resort — managed images of her sliding doors defend Japan, Taka, from the with Taka s son as a dishon- preying on the weak just 29 Make space about a to get over (11) shut in our faces, hiding both power of modernity, while ourable Western man pick- because you are more pow- her beauty and her feelings, preserving what is good and ing on someone smaller than erful than them. place of worship 7 In excitement of big not just out of anger but also distinct about the land and its him. This is also why Taka s The problem with the ACROSS 11 In brief, a centre of modern West, exemplified in children have no problem Colonel Bagley s character I One preserving gap population (3,7) communicating with Algren (Tony Goldwyn), is that peo- made by engineer in 13 Panic, losing end of because they speak the lan- ple there think anybody who guage of the heart with him, doesn t fight with modern proving that despite our weapons, thrilling in mineral (6) 5 Going to bed, or wing (4) 14 It was full of nois- Solution to many cultural differences, destruction for destruction s getting dressed es I shall hear (4) we human beings are all the sake, is a savage, somebody same at heart. racially or culturally inferior, Algren gets the girl, Taka like the poor native again (8) 9 Night-bird seen in 15 Read threat to blow up Pyramids (10) previous (Japan), who s playing hard Americans. Algren does day a disappoint- 18 Extremely sane, to get (a veiled reality), only describe Katsumoto as a trib- after becoming Japanese al leader, someone whose (seeing the value of what is life is about service, sacrific- ment (8) 10 Red and gold are holding on to silver that's very popular puzzle Japanese). His submission to ing himself for his people. what is Japanese is so com- Hence, Katsumoto s quip blazing (6) (3,3,4) plete it persuades the about Omura s family not