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Smell and Smells: What is the best way to fart in

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Sam Maddy
Answered May 3, 2018 · Author has 1k answers and 3.1m answer views

Originally Answered: What is the best way to fart in public?

The fart involves sound and smell most of the time but sometimes they do not smell
so bad and no loud sound. But we normally do not know before hand.

Here are some ways to handle the farts possibly avoid little embarrassment.

Release the fart slowly. Rather than release the fart quickly, which will likely
cause a loud fart noise, take your time and release the fart slowly.

Cough loudly or make a loud noise. You can distract from your fart by coughing
loudly or sneezing as you fart. This can help to cover up the noise as you fart.

Leave the room or area. Before you fart, get up and try to vacate the area so you
are not in a crowd or around a lot of people.

Make a phone call/receive a call. Pretend that you are angry with the person on
the phone shout at the person and while doing this release the fart.

Pretend you got a phone call and it is personal. Move away from public and
fart while you pretend to speak on phone.

Visit a toilet. If possible go to toilet and fart.

Hold the fart inside. Hold it inside till you get a chance to release it, I guess
many women do it unlike men who normally fart anywhere and everywhere.
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Answered Jun 19, 2013

Originally Answered: How do you fart in public?

The most egregious circumstances as to the consequences involve a crowded express
elevator and a very tall building. Avoidance of the allocation of personal responsibility
through group identification of the originator of the offense involves manually spreading
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David Wyatt
Answered May 3, 2018 · Author has 5.2k answers and 5.7m answer views

Originally Answered: What is the best way to fart in public?

I asume because of your profile picture you are a woman so…

The only way for a woman to fart in public is to visit your local library, sit next to a group of
men in a silent area of the library, cross her right leg over her left leg, lean to one side, lift
her right ass cheek off her seat as high as she can and let her thunder roar and stink the
place up right next to that group of men!!!!! Then when you are done behave all proud
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Nah jokes aside if you want a serious answer the most polite way is for anyone to go to the
public toilet to fart.
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Answered May 8, 2018 · Author has 831 answers and 1.6m answer views

Originally Answered: What is the best way to fart in public?

To quote my good buddy, Jack Nicholson, “Never trust a fart.”

That being out of the way, this depends on a number of factors.

1.) Do you care what people think of you if you fart before them?

If you’re heavily self-conscious and afraid that people might judge you for squeaking out a
quacker, then you’re best to hold it in. If you don’t care, then bombs away.

2.) Is it a windy day?

If it’s a windy day or if there’s a lot of street noise and you happen to be walking, you can
probably get away with it.

3.) Are you in a confined space?

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Answered Jan 10, 2018 · Author has 668 answers and 2m answer views

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Happy Farting

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Shalin Agrawal, been there, done that!

Updated Jun 18, 2015

Originally Answered: What is the best way to fart in public?

Farting in Public:
Joke about something and then start laughing loudly. This way you divert the attention of
people from your fart to all the laughing, while you slowly sneak it out.
 Even if someone manages to hear the sound, they'll probably look at everyone with
suspicion. so no worries.
 
P.S.: Wherever you are, let the wind pass free.
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If you have a sense that your fart is coming soon, you can walking away from the crowd to
release it. If you are eating at a restaurant with your friends, can’t get up fast enough or to
walk away to fart, you have to pretend acting like nothing happens, or keep talking about
the weather or something else to distract them.
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RACHEL GAY
Answered May 3, 2018

Originally Answered: What is the best way to fart in public?

Do it in a BIG crowd so they won’t know it’s you

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