Bedroom, Beauty Queen, Bikini

PHOTOGRAPHY: EJAY LEUNG OF MIDNIGHT BONKERS; DOC MARLON PECJO, GETTY IMAGES

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At its barest, a private room where people
usually sleep for the night or relax during the
day. But tell that to the celebrities featured
on MTV Cribs, who swear that it is “where all
the magic happens.” Ironically, the bedroom
is not the most popular choice of setting in
our Ladies’ Confessions stories, where sex
happens in the most unexpected places.

Number of FHM Hot Turistas who’d let a

guy in their bedroom after the third date: 1
BIKINI-OGLING AT THE BEACH, THREE WAYS*
1. Convenient: Stretch and crack your neck in her direction while managing to
keep her cleavage within your peripherals.
2. Bordering on obvious: Stare at women swimming in the beach, when she
confronts you, say you were looking at the ocean.
3. Slimy: Follow her wherever she goes, keeping a 2-meter distance.
*Practice ogling-then-looking-away at five-second intervals, max.