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1. Dealer West. Game All. 4. Dealer South. Love All. 7. Dealer West. Game All. 10. Dealer East. Love All.
♠ A 10 8 4 ♠ A J 2 ♠ J 9 8 7 4 ♠ 3
♥ 7 6 N ♥ K Q 6 5 N ♥ A K 3 N ♥ J 8 7 6 5 4 N
W E W E W E W E
♦ A 7 6 ♦ A K 5 ♦ 2 ♦ 8 7 6
S S S S
♣ A 10 9 2 ♣ J 10 4 ♣ A J 4 3 ♣ 9 3 2
West North East South West North East South West North East South West North East South
? 3♠ 1♠ Pass 2♦ Pass 2♣ 2♠
? ? ?
2. Dealer South. Love All. 5. Dealer East. Love All. 8. Dealer East. Love All. 11. Dealer East. Love All.
♠ A K 8 2 ♠ A J 9 8 ♠ J 9 8 7 ♠ K Q 4
♥ 9 7 5 N ♥ 8 5 3 N ♥ 6 5 N ♥ 8 7 6 N
♦ A K 4 2 W E ♦ 7 6 W E ♦ 4 3 2 W E ♦ A 9 8 7 W E
S S S S
♣ 6 5 ♣ K Q J 4 ♣ 10 8 7 6 ♣ 5 4 3
West North East South West North East South West North East South West North East South
Pass 1♠ Pass 1♥ 1♠ 1♥ Pass
1NT Pass 2♦* Pass 3♠ Pass 4♣ Pass Pass 2♠ Dbl Pass 1NT Pass 2NT Pass
2♥* Pass 2NT Pass ? ? ?
? *Transfer to hearts
3. Dealer West. N/S Game. 6. Dealer West. Love All. 9. Dealer North. Love All. 12. Dealer West. N/S Game.
♠ 7 6 ♠ 6 5 ♠ 7 6
♠ 8 4 3
♥ A K 8 4 2 N ♥ A J 8 3 2 N ♥ J 8 N ♥ 7 6 N
W E W E W E W E
♦ A K 3 ♦ K 6 ♦ A 8 7 6 5 4 ♦ 7
S S S S
♣ 8 7 2 ♣ A 6 4 2 ♣ Q 3 2 ♣ K Q J 6 5 4 3
West North East South West North East South West North East South West North East South
1♥ Dbl Redbl Pass 1♥ Pass 1♠ Pass 1♥ 1♠ Pass 3♣ 3♥ 4♣ 4♥
Pass 1♠ Dbl Pass 2♣ Pass 2♦* Pass ? ?
? ? *Fourth suit forcing
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Spotlight
R
obin Hood and Nazir had just time,’ said Nazir, making up Hood’s trumps, it would not be possible to
won the fifth rubber of their mind for him. draw the remaining trumps and then
crown-a-100 game against The well-worn cards were shuffled score the two club tricks that were
two wealthy merchants. It was fast and this was the first deal: necessary.
approaching midnight and only Nazir leaned forward and detached
the hardest-drinking of the Weary the ♣2 from dummy, East discarding
Pilgrim’s clientele remained. Dealer South. Love All. a heart. When West led a low club to
‘We had the luck on that last one,’ ♠ A 8 7 the second trick, the ♣8 was played
declared Robin Hood adding yet ♥ 7 6 5 from dummy and East ruffed. On this
more coinage to his swollen, deer-skin ♦ 7 6 3 trick, Nazir was careful to unblock the
purse. ‘Have you had enough?’ ♣ A 10 8 2 ♣J, clearing the way for a subsequent
Rupert Locke peered deeply into ♠ 3 ♠ 9 6 5 2 finesse of dummy’s ♣10.
N
Hood’s eyes. ‘You’ve been taking us ♥ J 3 ♥ Q 10 9 4 2 When East switched to the ♦J, Nazir
W E
for fools, haven’t you?’ he exclaimed. ♦ K Q 9 4 S ♦ J 10 8 5 won with the ♦A and drew trumps
‘If ever I’ve seen a pair of professional ♣ K Q 9 5 4 3 ♣ Void in three rounds, ending in his hand.
card players, it’s you two. Scarcely a ♠ K Q J 10 4 He then led the ♣7 to dummy’s ♣10
single mistake.’ ♥ A K 8 and discarded a diamond on the ♣A.
‘You play a strong game, too,’ Hood ♦ A 2 The game was his, with the defenders
replied. ‘Shall we call it a day?’ ♣ J 7 6 taking an eventual heart trick.
Locke looked across at his partner. Jeb Silver recognised a well-played
‘What d’you reckon, Jeb? One more hand when he saw one. Goodness me,
rubber?’ West North East South one more deal like that and it would be
‘To get back what we’ve lost, we Jeb Robin Rupert Nazir the most expensive day of his life. Why
would need a big win,’ Jeb Silver Silver
Hood Locke on earth had he agreed to play for such
replied. ‘Can’t be done at crown 1♠ exalted stakes?
stakes.’ 2♣ 2♠ Pass 4♠ The somewhat unkempt landlord
Rupert Locke turned once more All Pass of the establishment approached the
towards Robin Hood. ‘Let’s see what table. ‘Will you gen’lmen be playin’
you brave boys are made of,’ he Jeb Silver led the ♣K and Nazir much longer?’ he asked. ‘You ain’t
declared. ‘How about one more rubber nodded as he studied the dummy. The exactly been orderin’ heavily.’
at… let’s see… one guinea-a-100 spade game was a good one. If the ♣A ‘Depends on how the cards fall,’
stakes?’ emerged unruffed at Trick 1, he could Rupert Locke replied. He reached into
Hood paused. He and Nazir were draw trumps and establish at least one his pocket. ‘Here’s half a crown for
the better players, as had already been further trick in clubs. your trouble.’
proved, but should they put at risk Nazir paused for further thought. The Landlord caught the silver coin
the princely sum they had already What if West held six clubs for his spun towards him and returned to the
claimed? It would be enough to feed overcall? If he covered the opening bar.
a dozen villages handsomely until the lead with dummy’s ♣A, East would After a few failing part-scores,
early harvest. ruff. If it subsequently transpired Nazir arrived in a potentially rubber-
‘We will take you on, one more that he had started with four winning game on the deal below:
How do we Reach
a Grand Slam?
Q
On the At matchpoints you should singleton or void in it), you West, after East’s
following deal score very well just bidding should normally respond 1NT second bid, still could
it is apparent 6♥ and making an overtrick. (the exception being with 9 not be sure that East was
that several slams Reaching 6♣ is easy because points and a 5-card suit). not 4-4 in the majors.
make, including 7NT. a natural start to the auction The 1NT response does not Should East have bid
I cannot see how to identifies that North is promise a balanced hand, 4♥ over 3NT, knowing
bid it. Can you? 5-6 in the black suits: it simply says you have the that West must have
values to keep the bidding 3 cards in at least
North South open but the inability to do one of the majors? If
Dealer North 1♣ 1♥ anything more helpful. A he had been 5-4 in
♠ A K 8 6 2 2♠ 3♥ fellow contributor uses the the minors, he would
♥ K 3♠ 4♣ term ‘dustbin’ bid for the 1NT have bid his clubs on
♦ A 4NT1 5♥2 response, which may help the second round.
♣ K Q 8 7 5 4 5NT3 6♣4 with your picture of the bid. Rupert Timpson by email.
♠ J 3 ♠ Q 10 9 5 4 1
Asking
A
♥ 9 6 4 2 N ♥ 7 3 2
2 key cards/aces ♣♦♥♠ The way East has
W E
♦ Q 6 4 S ♦ K 8 7 3 2 3
We have all the key cards bid suggests 4-5
Q
♣ J 10 9 2 ♣ 6 4
No kings Please would in the majors, not
♠ 7 you kindly 4-4 and not 5-5. With only
♥ A Q J 10 8 5 If you can do better comment 4-4, East should simply raise
♦ J 10 9 5 than that, well done. on the bidding with 2NT to 3NT or (if available)
♣ A 3 these hands? make a 3♣ enquiry. With
♣♦♥♠ a flimsy club holding,
West’s 3NT rebid was
Q
Steve Bailey, West Surrey. If my partner ♠ K J 3 ♠ A 8 7 5 2 unwise. West should have
opens a suit ♥ K J 7 N ♥ A 9 6 4 3 given preference to 4♥.
A
W E
Reaching a making and I have 6–9 ♦ A Q 5 3 S ♦ 8 2 Yes, East was at fault too.
grand slam with points, can I respond ♣ A 10 4 ♣ 3 An initial 1♠ response
confidence is not 1NT with an unbalanced would be better. East can
at all easy. With clubs 4-1, hand without two of then rebid 3♥, over which
you cannot make a grand my partner’s suit? West East West gives preference to
slam in your longest suit. Ruth Savage by email. 1♦ 1♥ 3♠, making it easy to
You say that 7NT makes; I 2NT 3♠ avoid 3NT.
A
am not sure how you would If partner opens the 3NT Pass
make it. If the defender bidding and you ♣♦♥♠
with four clubs held the have 6 -9 points, East should surely
Q
♦K-Q or (if West) five you should not pass. If you respond 1♠. He must How might the
spades, a squeeze could cannot show a suit at the have chosen hearts in bidding best
yield the thirteenth trick. one level and you cannot the hope that partner proceed after
On the actual layout, only support partner (which, would support them West, dealer at game all,
7♥ would seem to make. clearly, you cannot with a or bid spades. opens a weak 2♠?
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Ask Julian continued raised to 2♦ and we transfer to diamonds in Opening 1♣ is
ended up in 4♦. As it addition to the usual red- correct, 5-card
turned out, she had five suit transfers), you need to majors or not.
small spades and 7 HCP. find some bid other than A standard principle of
Should I have 2NT as a way to raise to bidding is that you bid
♠ A 4 3 2 opened 2NT? 2NT. The simplest solution your longest suit if you
♥ K 10 8 7 6 5 2 Jan Hudson by email. is to go via 2♣ even when can sensibly. Opening 1♣
♦ A 8 you do not want to know and then bidding spades
A
♣ Void Opening 2NT with about the majors. You twice without any support
a singleton rarely then rebid 2NT whether does indeed show five
N works for me, opener bids 2♦, 2♥ or 2♠. spades and longer clubs.
W E
S unless perhaps it is the king. Although it is unusual
However, I would open 1♣ ♣♦♥♠ for opener to make a jump
♠ 7 rather than 1♦ because that shift rebid with only 15
Q
♥ A 4 makes it easier to find a club What are your HCP, here your exceptional
♦ K 9 7 6 5 4 2 fit. Although older textbooks thoughts on shape justifies it. If you start
♣ A J 9 recommend opening the suit how we did adding points for shape (and
below the singleton, the more and how we should intermediates) or valuing the
modern practice is to open have bid this hand? hand using the losing trick
I do not have the E/W 1♣ with a 4-1-4-4 shape. I, North, dealt. count, you will appreciate the
hands, noting only that If your partner held 5 playing strength. I would rate
both the red suits were spades and 4 or 5 diamonds, the hand as worth about 20
2-2, so, unexpectedly, 7♦, she should respond 1♠ ♠ A K 9 5 3 points. I would thus rebid 2♠
7♥ and 7NT all make. whether you open 1♣ or ♥ K 10 with the intention of bidding
Richard Bird, Sevenoaks. 1♦. Showing the major, ♦ Void 3♠ next time. As your 2♠
especially when it is a 5-card ♣ K Q 10 9 6 3 rebid is game forcing, there is
A
This is not an easy suit, should take priority. no danger of missing game.
hand to bid. If North You would then do your best N
W E
overcalls 3♥, South to show a strong hand with S ♣♦♥♠
bids 4♦ and North rebids spade support and short
Q
4♥, I suspect the auction hearts. Playing splinters, ♠ 7 6 2 Playing a 20-22
will end there. On a quick you would rebid 4♥. ♥ 5 4 2NT opener, what
computer simulation, 6♦ Not playing splinters, as ♦ K Q J 9 4 would you open
made 80% of the time and was probably the situation ♣ A 7 4 with this 19-count hand?
6♥ made 75% of the time, in a social game, you might
so it seems you do want to reverse into 2♦ (forcing for
be in a slam. Perhaps North one round) and then jump to North South ♠ A K
overcalls 4♥ rather than 3♥ 4♠ later. Note that you would 1♣ 1♦ ♥ K 9 3
(risky with so few HCP) or not normally reverse with a 1♠ 2♦ ♦ A Q
South bids on over 4♥. When 4-4 shape or fail to support 2♠ Pass ♣ Q J 10 9 8 7
the opponents pre-empt, you partner’s major immediately
do not expect good breaks. with four; this hand is a I made 12 tricks, which
bit of a special case. needed a defensive Doreen Parrington,
♣♦♥♠ error, but everybody else Lytham St Annes.
♣♦♥♠ at the table said I should
Q A
In a social have opened 1♠ (we play With honours in the
Q
game, what Please could 15-17 no-trump and short suits making
should I open you explain why 5-card majors). I said I the hand suitable
having dealt myself someone with thought I had shown five for no-trumps and the good
the following hand? 11 or 12 points, but no spades with my 2♠ bid 6-card suit warranting an
4-card major, might and longer clubs. The upgrade, a 2NT opening
need to use Stayman other players disagreed. seems reasonable. The
♠ A K 6 2 in response to a Howard Brown, alternative is to open 1♣ with
♥ A weak 1NT? Ulverston, Cumbria. a view to rebidding 3NT. ■
♦ A Q 8 4 Peter Calviou by email.
♣ K J 9 3
A
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ealer bids 1♣. The next player they have some obvious reason, for Suppose your partner bids 3♥ in
looks surprised and says, ‘Is example, they have enough points to a complex auction and an opponent
that natural?’ ‘Of course,’ says double but are not prepared to do so asks what it is. Obviously, if you know,
dealer’s partner, ‘I didn’t alert.’ At the without some answers, while they do you tell him. But what happens if you
end of the auction, dealer’s partner is not ask if they are weak. I am not sug- are not sure or do not know? A lot of
declarer in 3NT and the opening lead gesting that you do not ask questions players say, ‘I am taking it as …,’ but
is a club. When the lead is from a dou- at all, but be very careful when you do. you should not do so. If you have no
bleton, declarer accuses his opponents If you are merely curious, or want to agreement, then say so: do not invent
of cheating and World War III erupts. know because it will help your defence, one. If you have an agreement but can-
There are other similar examples. A try getting into the habit of asking all not remember it, then say so. In that
player who is just about to make the your questions before you lead if you case, the director might ask you to
final pass asks about a spade bid and are on lead, or when your partner has leave the table so partner can explain
his partner leads a spade. Or a player put his lead face down if he is on lead. your agreement to the opposition. The
whose partner is on lead asks before a Do not ask before he leads: the same tricky cases are when you do not have
card is led face down and this may af- problems as mentioned above apply: if a real agreement, but you know what it
fect his partner’s lead. Is this cheating? you ask meaningfully about a club bid might be because of similar situations:
The rules for asking questions are and he leads a club, the score may be then you should explain that.
that you can ask whenever it is your adjusted. Incidentally, do remember Let me give you an example of the
turn to call. You can also ask before the always to lead face down, giving your last case. You have agreed that 1♥-
opening lead if you are on lead and af- partner the chance to ask questions Pass-3♠ is a splinter, showing shortage
ter the opening lead is put face down (and avoid leading out of turn). Gener- and agreeing partner’s suit. Further-
on the table, if your partner is on lead. ally, declarer also should ask his ques- more, you have agreed that 1♣-Pass-
After that, a defender can ask when it tions after the auction is finished. 1♥-Pass-3♠ is also a splinter. Now the
is his turn to play and declarer can ask How do you answer questions? bidding goes 1♣-Pass-1♥-Pass-1♠-
when it is his or dummy’s turn to play. While you do not need to go into a Pass-4♦ and you have no agreement.
Dummy should be quiet. wealth of detail, single word answers If asked, what should you say? I would
So what is wrong with the questions are unhelpful. For example, suppose answer, ‘We have no agreement in this
above? While, legally, you can ask you are asked what signals you play: sequence, however we do play that
questions, there are dangers in doing do you ever answer ‘natural’ or ‘stand- double jumps are splinters in other
so. Asking questions, especially sur- ard’? Half the world plays high-low to situations.’ That is as helpful and fair as
prising or unusual questions, suggests say they like it and the other half to you can be.
something about your hand and this is show an even number: either could be Another thing to avoid is names,
unauthorised information to partner: considered natural or standard. How unless they are unambiguous and you
your partner must make every effort about ‘attitude’ or ‘count’? That is fine, play them in a standard fashion. Even
not to use the information. So if you since people know what they are – ex- ‘Stayman’ causes confusion. As invent-
ask about an unalerted 1♣ opening, cept that some people play reverse and ed, it did not guarantee a major and
your partner should not lead a club do not tell you. It is very annoying many players have always played that.
unless it is the obvious lead. The way to when someone says, ‘attitude,’ and you However, many players think it does
avoid unpleasantness and adjustments assume high-low is encouraging, but it show a major, probably because they
by the director is not to ask unneces- isn’t. Of course, it is not just annoying, were taught that way. Suppose you play
sary questions. If your opponents open it is misinformation. Safest is to say, Stayman asking for 5-card majors?
1♣ and it is not alerted, then you know ‘standard attitude,’ ‘reverse attitude,’ Then say, ‘5-card Stayman.’ Remem-
it is natural so why ask? ‘standard count,’ or, ‘reverse count.’ ber that not everyone plays things the
It is rather different with alerted The main point is that your answers same way and opponents need to know
bids because, when you ask, it is more should be as accurate and helpful as your actual agreements.
probable you are asking because of the possible. You want to win by out-play- To summarise: be careful before ask-
alert rather than what is in your hand. ing your opponents, not by confusing ing questions and be helpful when an-
Nevertheless, players often ask because them with inadequate answers. swering them. ■
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still needing to double check 13 cards for her imaginary were coming from. ‘Yes,’
the total point count. Funnily partner three times each pointing quietly to dummy’s l Julian’s FAQs
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David, who had helped her out the bidding sequence, as Mary agreed the extra tricks as reported by our
to speed up. David was Alasdair had also suggested would come from the long court correspondent
always picking up the cards in earlier sessions. suit in dummy. They could
from the TV table, shouting Tuesday mornings were commence play. Everything l Ask David
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David cheating), then Joan’s, Mary needed to look minus 200. ‘How did that
another 1p went into the jar. at her notes only a few times. happen?’ thought Mary. l Defence Quiz
Every day, David counted It had been commented on Only one of the tables l Tales from
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Graysky
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M
aurice Harrison-Gray (1900 he was surprised to see that Stella had and his partner’s ♠J and ♠K won the
-1968) almost deserves an covered it with moths. Although Stella first and second tricks. Declarer won
entire magazine devoted to had asked Tony to mention moths, the third round with the ace. After all,
him: as an expert player, theorist and Tony was a little lost for words; for he could not be certain that East held a
bridge writer, but he was also a novel- despite having visited the couple at seven-card suit.
ist (during the wars, his writing career their Hampstead flat many times,
included writing novels about Ameri- he’d never seen the moths in display
can Indians) and lepidoptery. The last cabinets nor on the walls and knew
of these two interests was not widely nothing of them.
known in the bridge world. His Rus- Gray was sitting West on the deal
sian wife, Stella (nee Soltz, a Russian below. There’s nothing exceptional
linguist by profession), nicknamed about the bidding or final contract –
him Graysky, but to his bridge friends you would expect the same today.
he was simpy known as ‘Gray’.
Tony Priday, his last bridge partner
(who now lives in Spain with his Dealer North. N/S Game.
wife Vivian), told me about his ♠ 9 Atlas Moth Photo: Haig Tchamitch
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August 2014:
Charity Begins at Home
T
o many of us, charity means It is for those who have never played of affiliation for some. It doesn’t, of
giving money or time to before, those who are beginners and course, stop unaffiliated clubs going
something we think is a also more experienced players up to down the same route if they wish to
deserving cause. It might be a cancer and including junior internationals. do so, although thus far membership
research charity, Oxfam or one of Those who are doing the teaching have of a national body seems to have some
many others. Generally, people like all volunteered their time. Attendees advantage in converting to charitable
making their own decisions and people sometimes come with parents and status. This may be because of an
who stand on high streets waving tins there are bridge activities which also assurance that there are rules and
at us, or knocking on doors uninvited, involve them. If you or someone you regulations that govern the game
or perhaps sending us mail we didn’t know is interested, then there is more properly and that the club contributes
ask for, annoy us. information at http://www.ebu.co.uk/ to this.
Many of us have a working defini- youth/Junior-Teach-In. You don’t I’ve heard it said by some that they
tion of a charity in our heads and are need to be an EBU member to take have their own definition of what
sometimes surprised when looking at part. The weekend is subsidised as a constitutes a charity and it doesn’t
a list of charities. Charitable status is result of a charity donation. include bridge clubs. Fortunately, their
determined by the Government and Around ten affiliated clubs and own personal definition and what the
the rules governing this have broad- one county have become charities Charity Commissioners believe are
ened in recent years. This affects in the last few years. The first club in not the same thing. Bridge has a role to
bridge. On April 1st, the education the country to gain charitable status, play in our society. It is a useful activity
arm of the English Bridge Union be- Hitchin, became a charity some time for the young to learn, it is a way for
came a charity. That means a differ- ago. Their switch to their new status our clubs to become more involved
ent tax treatment, possible access to has led to a wider involvement in the in the community and it is a way for
donations from bodies that would not community and, good for the club, older members of society not only to
consider a non-charity and a number an increasing membership with a become involved in a social activity
of other advantages. It’s early days but stronger teaching arm. Other clubs but also to keep their brain active. It
one of the requirements is that bridge who have followed the same route isn’t only the UK that is following
is opened up to a wider audience. One have also noticed these effects. As these sorts of initiatives. In Poland,
obvious idea is that the EBU courses the pioneers in this area, Hitchin has where bridge is fully recognised as a
for trainee directors and those who been generous in helping other clubs sport and therefore has greater access
want to be teachers will be thrown wishing to follow a similar route. In to funding, there is a large junior
open to more people. The teaching of May, one of our counties, Hampshire section of players and a programme
bridge not just to the young but also and the Isle of Wight, gained for involving older members of society
to those coming up to retirement and permission to become a charity. The that has been developing for some
also those who are retired and who, upshot of this is that it will allow them time now. In France, they have run
perhaps, experience a sense of social to receive a sizeable donation which a series of (expensive) TV adverts on
isolation will benefit from this conver- will lead to a purpose built bridge their equivalent of BBC2 to get more
sion to a charity. The increasing num- centre for the county. At least one members from the section of the
ber who will be in retirement, look- club has received permission to have community coming up to retirement.
ing for new hobbies, is likely to give its membership dues for the year gift The adverts all show a small green
many opportunities to clubs which aided. There are some hoops to jump stick man exercising in the brain area
have been struggling to retain mem- through first, but this possibility is making a simple, but effective, point.
bership and also to people who want a looking promising for other clubs. The The charitable link has the capacity
challenging activity to help keep their Club Liaison Officer for the EBU, as to make a big difference to bridge so
brain and social life active. part of his job, has to keep up to date let’s hope we can take advantage.
Later this month, English Bridge on all these initiatives so that advice If you have constructive comment
Education and Development (EBED), and help can be offered to affiliated or feedback on these or other topics,
the charity, will be running a junior clubs who wish to go down this route. I will be pleased to hear from you at
teach-in at Loughborough University. That is a new and additional benefit jeremy@ebu.co.uk. ■
Must I Pause
After a Stop Bid?
Q
I have been partner thought for a time, ago, that dummy should not lowed suit, I still would
criticised by an but pass if he passed quickly. play a card from dummy have won with my card
opponent on Ethical players will tend to that constitutes a revoke. left in my hand later on.
more than one occa- do the reverse. But if part- This seems to me to contra- His abrasive attitude
sion for placing my pass ner takes a fair time to pass dict what I have just said! upset our game for the
card on the table without whether he has a near bid or Perhaps, since he is not last two tables. I am
waiting 10 seconds after a complete bust, there are no allowed to play it nor draw relatively new to the
he made a ‘stop bid’ ie ethical problems whatever. attention to it, he should just game and very much
1♦- pass-stop 3♦-pass Note that your opponent sit there and do nothing. appreciate your ad-
(from me). Ten seconds should control the time so I believe the practical vice on this matter.
seems a long time to you do not have to worry answer is that since the world Dorothy Jackson by email.
wait when it is appar- about it: he is required to body has spoken we should
A
ent to me that I have no leave the stop card out treat this as an exception. Few clubs would
bid to make. What are for about ten seconds and So if you are dummy and even have direc-
the reasons for this wait you may not call until he partner calls for a card that tors if they were not
before passing and, if a has removed it. Sadly, too would constitute a revoke, allowed to play, so playing
wait is required, do the many club players take you should point out it directors are normal. But
rules specify 10 seconds? the stop card away im- cannot be played. Quote such directors need to be
Name and address supplied. mediately, creating fur- this article if anyone chal- very careful indeed when
ther ethical problems. lenges your right to do so. ruling at their own table and
A
It is true that you Note that this reply would it does not sound as though
are required by the ♣♦♥♠ be just the same at duplicate. your director exhibited such
regulations of the care, especially when ruling
Q
game to pause for a reason- During a rubber ♣♦♥♠ against less experienced
able time whenever your bridge game, the players. It is recommended
Q
right hand opponent makes a declarer drew At my local club that rulings should be read
jump bid. The recommenda- a card from the dummy last night, I from the law book: in prac-
tion is that the pause should and placed it into play. revoked. I had tice, directors often do not,
be around ten seconds. Immediately dummy not realised until the but failure to go and get the
You say it is apparent to pointed out that declarer end of play when the book and read from it when
you that you have no bid had not followed suit and opposition pointed it asked is unacceptable.
to make: by not waiting the indicated the card which out. The declarer, also Nevertheless, without see-
required time, you have should have been played. the director, awarded ing the whole hand, I cannot
made it clear to the oppo- Ron Nabarro, Poole. himself four extra tricks tell you whether the ruling is
nents and, more importantly, at first, then realised he correct or not. Since you won
A
to partner, which may create This is tricky: dummy needed only three for his the revoke trick and assuming
ethical difficulties for him. is not allowed to contract and changed your side won a later trick,
Suppose, to take the draw attention to it to three. My partner, two tricks are automatically
simplest case, you have a an irregularity, so should who has played for a transferred to the other side.
shapely 10 points, LHO bids keep quiet. For example, long time, asked the But if the revoke actually cost
3♥-pass-pass to you. Do you too many dummies point director to have a look the other side four tricks, then
double? If you are ethical, out to declarer that he has in his rule book which four tricks are transferred; if
you will not want your deci- led from the wrong hand, he refused to do and three tricks, then three tricks
sion to be affected by know- which is not allowed. stated he would look at are transferred. So the ruling
ing whether your partner has However, the world body the end of the evening. is possibly correct. If he had
a near bid or not: unethical that writes the laws also My revoke won the ruled this way he should also
players will now double if pointed out, many years trick, but if I had fol- have explained it carefully.
Q
Would you please followed by a delayed
help me with game raise to 4♥.
a query I have Our opponents felt that
concerning the new 2♦ should have been
rules (out about 6 or 7 alerted, saying they
years ago) regarding expected me to have five
alerting after a 2NT bid? diamonds. My partner
Is it required to alert 3♣, who, equally, did not
stayman, at this level? expect me to have such
June Arditti by email. a diamond holding said
he couldn’t be expected
A
There was no to alert every such
change in alerting bid just in case I was
responses to 2NT inventing something.
6 years ago. Stayman, I certainly don’t think
as all other conventional two of a minor over one
responses, was alertable. of a major promises
However, there has five cards and is not
been a recent change therefore alertable.
and now Stayman is an In the end, it made no
announcement. So if you difference, since every
play Stayman in standard pair bid and made 4♥.
fashion, asking for four card David Barker by email.
majors, you just announce,
A
‘Stayman,’ instead of alerting. Too many players
assume everyone
♣♦♥♠ else plays what
they play. It is not normal
Q
My partner to play a 2♦ response to
opened 1♥ 1♥ as showing five cards
and I held: so a response showing four
cards is not alertable.
When you invent a bid
♠ A 5 2 which your partner has no
♥ A Q 8 3 reason to understand, as
♦ Q 10 8 people have been doing
♣ J 9 7 when raising their partner’s
major indirectly for seventy
years, it is not alertable
I was too strong for since it is not one of your
3♥ or 4♥ (we play the agreements. ■
DUPLICATE BRIDGE
RULES SIMPLIFIED
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THE BRIDGE
LESSON
Trout v. Halibut
before his Honour Judge Kreuz,
in the Small Claims Division
of the Erehwon County Court
After the evidence and Counsels’ closing speeches, his Lordship gave judgment as follows:
“T
his case involves (a) the there? Also, as I am retired now, I hope had of bridge (or even whist). He
game of bridge (which I you will be able to give me a discount then introduced himself, saying that
have not hitherto played on your usual teaching fee. Thanks J he had started to learn bridge with
but have learned a bit about during the Thomas Trout.’ friends on the shores of the Caspian
case), (b) a bridge teacher named Mr Sadly, Mr Halibut’s precise response Sea 50 years ago and, although bridge
Horatio Halibut (the Defendant) and to this enquiry has not survived (he lessons did not exist in those days, he
(c) his erstwhile pupil, Mr Thomas must have had fun composing it), but had been addicted to the game ever
Trout (the Claimant). in any event Mr Trout received (and since. He went on to explain where the
On retirement from the Civil apparently accepted) the message that emergency exits, the loos and the first
Service, Mr Trout decided to take up bridge could not be learned (even by aid kits were located and the lesson
bridge. In the witness box today, he him) in half an hour. In the end, he began.
said that many people take up the signed up for a series of 12 weekly The lesson was certainly not what
game at that time of life, though from lessons of two hours each with Mr Mr Trout was expecting. For sure, he
what I have learned of it during this Halibut, postponing meanwhile his knew the suit symbols, but to begin
case, I am doubtful if I will myself. Mr application to join the Bridge Club. with he objected to the fact that an ace
Trout got Mr Halibut’s name from the And come September, when Mr (which he initially called a one) was
website of the English Bridge Union Halibut’s next beginners’ class started, senior to a two and said he was going
(the bridge teachers’ regulatory body) Mr Trout was there (along with a to launch a petition to change this.
and sent him the following email number of others) with bus pass and When Mr Halibut started teaching
(Exhibit A): cheque book. about the shape of hands, Mr Trout
‘Dear Horatio (if I may so address There was quite a variety of students said that in his view, a hand of 5224
you), I understand that you are a bridge in the class, including some who shape was just as balanced as one
tutor and I would be pleased if you played kitchen bridge from time to of 5332 and, anyway, was there
would teach me the game, preferably time, one or two who had studied the not a proper mathematical way of
next Thursday – say 6pm? I imagine game in the past but not kept it up, one determining whether a person’s hand
half an hour would be long enough (I woman who left after the first lesson was balanced or not? Quick as a flash,
have a PhD in Applied Mathematics because she thought she was joining Mr Halibut said yes, of course there
from Cambridge and I learned chess a course on advanced dentistry was: if p > 34 (where p = the product
from scratch in ten minutes). My and a man who had been under the of the lengths of his four suits) then
friends tell me that, having learned impression that the course was part of his hand is balanced: otherwise it is
the game, I should join a bridge club, Continuing Professional Development not. That kept Mr Trout quiet while he
so could we go on after the Thursday for civil engineers, but stayed on to worked out its ramifications.
lesson to play at the Erehwon Duplicate learn bridge anyway. When Mr Halibut started teaching
Bridge Club (their website says play Mr Halibut got the learners to how to value a hand of cards, Mr
starts at 7pm) and perhaps you could introduce themselves to each other Trout said that he did not accept that
propose me as a member while we are and say what experience, if any, they a jack was worth a whole point.
bridge cruises to
ancient civilisations
aboard Aegean Odyssey
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Christopher Dicker raises other activity. The committee this to an opponent has an to use QPlus, but I have
some relevant points in his should realise that is in the obvious conflict of interest. found it quite difficult to
letter to BRIDGE 138. best interest of the club. Andrew Kambites set up. What I think I was
He is correct that, in 2. The director is in by email. hoping for was a program
many small clubs, the charge of an evening but it that would take all of the
unpaid and playing director is helpful if other directors OUR GOLDEN GIRL improvements in Acol, which
is the general dogsbody, are willing to answer calls. Please award Jessica 10 you have taught me: weak
responsible for doing 3. Even with this relatively Gold Stars for her patience no-trump, Stayman, red-
everything from collecting limited role, everybody and skill in helping me install suit transfers, weak twos,
money to putting up tables should recognise the director QPlus10 on Windows 7. It is RKCB, cue bids, splinters,
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director training courses expected that the director Philip Medcalf, I feel like experimenting.
for the EBU. These issues will make mistakes and I Trowbridge, Of course, not all of your
came up frequently. Those would suggest that if people Wiltshire. contributors play the
attending were frequently want to grumble about the same system, but I get the
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functions. Apply the laws and director may sometimes be quite some years and am what to set. I am sure I
make sure the movement wrong but he is unbiased. pleased to subscribe to what have ended up with
works. The director may The alternative is that the I consider to be a very good, a mish-mash.
or may not score (after players decide themselves informative and educational The program certainly does
the event) as well. That is and those with the most facility for the majority not behave as I would have
quite enough for any non- dominant personalities get of bridge enthusiasts. expected a player schooled
professional director. The their own way. There is a very Mrs J Macreadie, in the Mr Bridge system to
director should explain to simple and obvious principle: Rotherham, behave. I would find it helpful
the club committee that no player ever has the right South Yorkshire. to have a guide as to what to
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I hope to be able to Thank you for sending the Troon, Ayrshire. ♦ Distributional odds.
announce a couple of information. The years Perhaps you should take
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for disabled people, in and I am no longer able to one that springs to mind. fascinating figures.
A
n e-mail from the county cap- time. After an opening one no trump, on the table. After a slight, unintended
tain was the surprise of the our new arrangement is to break red pause, I removed the seven spades
week. It invited Millie and me suit transfers holding a maximum card from the bidding box and laid it
to play for the Norfolk third team in with a good fit by cue bidding a tremblingly on the green baize gently.
the next inter-county league match. control. Subsequent non-trump suit West led the singleton heart. I
Millie and I accepted the offer happily. bids are also control showing cues, or won the trick and tested trumps. My
Apparently, we were late replacements so I thought. worries were over and I claimed the
for a male pair who had dropped out at contract. It was very pleasing as it was
the last moment. I’m sure the fact that the first time Millie and I had used the
Norwich City were playing at home in Dealer North. Love All. sequence and in our first county match
a rearranged football match had no Millie too. I haven’t bid and made many grand
bearing on their decision. The switch ♠ J 7 4 2 slams, but, from my point of view, the
of the bridge fixture from a home to ♥ K Q 10 9 real significance of the hand was that
an away venue was presumably not a ♦ A 8 6 the first time spades were mentioned
contributory factor either. ♣ K J was at the seven level. I congratulated
Spouse very kindly agreed to drive ♠ Q 6 ♠ 10 Millie on her three diamond cue bid
N
and treat us to lunch en route at a ♥ 4 W E ♥ 8 7 6 5 3 2 and explained how the four heart
newly reopened restaurant that a ♦ Q J 10 7 3 S ♦ K 9 4 2 bid showing the king was critical.
friend had recommended. We hadn’t ♣ Q 10 9 6 2 ♣ 5 4 ‘I wasn’t showing the king!’ she
booked, so, on our arrival, we stayed Wendy exclaimed, ‘I was supporting your
in the car while Spouse investigated ♠ A K 9 8 5 3 second suit. I wondered why you played
the menu and table availability. He ♥ A J the hand in spades and not hearts.’
returned soon, looking puzzled. He ♦ 5 It was then I realised that Millie had
explained that there was a notice ♣ A 8 7 3 interpreted this latest addition to our
on the door saying, ‘Sorry, Closed system in a rather different way from
for Lunch, Opening for Dinner this me.
Evening’. We accepted the situation West North East South Spouse enjoyed his afternoon and,
and found a friendly pub further down Millie Wendy on his return, was delighted to find
the road. The roast meal was perfectly 1NT Pass 2♥1 that Millie and I were also in a cheerful
acceptable as was the bottle of wine Pass 3♦2 Pass 3♥2 mood. He suggested that to celebrate
that Millie and I consumed without Pass 4♥2 Pass 7♠ our inaugural appearance for the
difficulty. It was probably not the best End county and to mark the grand slam,
preparation for the afternoon session 1
Spades 2
Control we should return to the restaurant
of bridge, particularly as Millie drank that was closed at lunchtime. On
the lion’s share. A short time later, Our opponents passed throughout. our arrival this time, a notice read,
Spouse deposited us in good spirits As dealer, Millie opened one no ‘Closed for Dinner. Open for Lunch
at the venue before disappearing into trump (12-14). I bid two hearts as a Tomorrow’. I think the establishment
town to visit an art gallery. transfer to spades. With 14 points is now off Spouse’s must-visit list. We
Team members from both counties and four spades, Millie agreed spades found a Chinese restaurant on the way
drifted into the hall, but, by the by cue bidding diamonds. At this home and had an excellent supper.
official start time, several male players point, I started to panic. Had Millie Millie and I shared another bottle
from both sides had not made an remembered the system? Would I get of wine and, of course, Millie also
appearance. As pairs congregated into the sequence right? It was too late to needed a brandy to calm her after all
their teams, the latecomers stormed in worry now. I made a cue bid in hearts the excitement of the day.
having consumed a few pints of beer showing the ace and Millie bid four We had learnt several things from
in the local pub while watching the hearts showing the king. I thought our experiences: don’t believe notices
Norwich football match on TV. Of the that with no top losers and the good in restaurant windows; men like beer
32 boards, one deal was particularly spade fit the grand slam could well and football; but most of all, make sure
memorable as it allowed Millie and make. With much trepidation and a your partnership agrees all responses
me to use our latest gadget for the first shaking hand I placed the stop card to a new convention. ■
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