Kevi

nHar
t:Ser
ious
lyFunny(
2010)Movi
eScr
ipt

(audi
encecheer
ing)

(hi
p-hopmus
icpl
ayi
ng)

Whoa!

Yeah,Cl
evel
and.

What
'sup,Cl
evel
and?

Howyoual
lfeel
ing?

Ever
ybodygood?

Y'
al
lgood?

Ever
ybodys
trai
ght
?

Col
dass
hitout

t
hisbi
tch,ai
n'ti
t?

Idon'
tli
ket
hat
--

Al
lthi
ssnow.

Idon'
tli
ket
hats
hit
.

Y'
al
lgott
hats
lus
hys
hit
,

t
hats
li
ppi
ngs
now.

Hey,l
ook-
-

Goddamni
t.

Ther
e'ss
lus
h.

Ther
e'ss
lus
hri
ghtt
her
e.

Wat
cht
hes
lus
h.

Idon'
tli
ket
hats
hit
.
Y'
al
lai
n'ts
uppos
edt
o

haves
nowouther
e.

Idon'
tli
ket
hats
hit
.

Y'
al
lai
n'ts
uppos
edt
o

haves
nowouther
e.

Goodyearf
ory'
al
lthough.

Ri
ghtnowgot
--

Bef
oreIevengets
tar
ted,

s
hout
soutt
o--

(womans
hout
s)

-Hey,s
ugarf
oot
.

Howyoudoi
ng?

Howyoudoi
ng,s
weet
ie?

Geti
toutnow.

Bef
orewegets
tar
ted,

s
hout
soutt
omymanShaq

upf
ronts
howi
ngl
ove.

Thecavs
.

(cheer
ing)

MymanLeBr
oni
nthehous
e.

Shoutoutt
oourboy

LeBr
oni
nthehous
e.

I
t'
sagoodyearf
ory'
al
l.

Agoodyearf
ory'
al
l.
Y'
al
lmi
ghtdoi
t.

Y'
al
lmi
ghtdoi
t.

Y'
al
lmi
ghtdoi
t.

Y'
al
lmi
ghtdoi
t.

Al
lri
ght
,y'
al
lgotme

upher
eforawhi
le,al
lri
ght
?

Andt
hist
ime-
-

Aboutanhour
.

I
'
m gonnabeupher
e

aboutanhour
.

Nowi
nthi
sti
mey'
al
lgonna

hearal
otofs
tuf
f.

I
'
m notgonnal
iet
oy'
al
l.

Don'
tjudgeme.

Idon'
twantnobody

j
udgi
ngme.

Il
ovet
obehones
t

whenI
'
m ons
tage.

It
alkaboutt
hingst
hat

Iknow-
-Myf
ami
ly,myki
ds.

Il
ovet
otal
k

aboutmybabi
es.

Twobabi
es-
-

Li
ttl
eboyandl
it
tlegi
rl
.

NowIus
edt
otal
kabout
mys
onbei
ngadumbbaby.

Ius
edt
o.

I
'
mser
ious
,Idi
d.

It
houghtmybaby

wasadumbbaby.

ButnowI
'
ver
eal
iz
edhe'
snot

dumb,hej
ustdoesdumbs
hit
.

Li
ke,Idon'
tli
ket
heway

mys
ont
hrowshi
stant
rums
.

Li
ke,Idon'
tli
ket
heway

mys
ont
hrowshi
stant
rums
.

Youknow,whenababy

t
hrowsat
ant
rum

he'
ssuppos
edt
ofal
lout
,

cr
y,r
ollont
hegr
ound.

That
'sat
ant
rum.

Thi
sisnotaj
oke,

t
hisi
sforr
eal
.

Thi
siswhatmys
ondoes

whenheget
smad.

I
'
m notl
ying.

Don'
tmakemel
augh.Look.

Thi
siswhathedo.

Hegoes
..
.

Thi
siswhathedo.
Hego.
..

I
t'
sthemos
tret
ardedt
hing

I
'
veevers
eeni
nmyl
if
e.

Ican'
tsaynot
hing.

Igott
owai
tti
llhe'
sfi
nis
hed

t
henex
plai
ntopeopl
e

whathappened.

t
henex
plai
ntopeopl
e

whathappened.

Hegotanat
tit
ude

'
caus
ehec
an'
tgetnocandy.

Mybabyi
swei
rd,man.

Whenheget
smad

heget
sint
heoven.

Is
weart
oGod.

Heget
sint
heoven.

Thengetanat
tit
udewi
thme

whenIgethi
m out
.

Boy,getyouras
s

outoft
hedamnoven.

Getyouras
soutoft
heoven

bef
oreIt
urni
ton.

WhenIs
ayt
hathego,

"
hot
.Hot
.

Thatt
hinghot
,daddy.
"
Il
ovehi
m

t
odeat
hthough,man.

Two-
-Al
it
tleboy

andl
it
tlegi
rl
.

Nowmydaught
er,

Two-
-Al
it
tleboy

andl
it
tlegi
rl
.

Nowmydaught
er,

mydaught
er'
s

adi
ffer
entbal
lgame.

Mydaught
er'
sspoi
led,man.

Aboutt
obef
ive.

Spoi
led.I
'
m notgonnal
ie.

Is
poi
lher
.

That
'swhatI
'
msuppos
edt
odo.

She'
satt
hatagenow

t
houghwher
esheknows
.

Sheknowshowt
opl
ayme

andhermom agai
nsteachot
her
.

Sheknowshowt
omakeusf
ight
.

Her
e'shows
hegotme

i
ntr
oubl
etheot
herday.

Shecamei
nther
oom,

s
hehi
tmewi
tht
hes
oftvoi
ce.

She'
sli
ke,"
dad,
canIhaveacooki
e?"

Is
aid,"
yeah,baby.

Let
'sgogetacooki
e."

Is
tar
twal
king

t
owar
dst
heki
tchen.

Outofnowher
e

al
lIheari
s,

"
don'
tgi
veher

nogoddamncooki
e!"

Scar
edt
hes
hitoutofme.

Is
topped.

Idi
dn'
tknowwhati
twas
.

It
houghti
twasJ
esusatf
irs
t.

Idi
dn'
tknowwhati
twas
.

It
houghti
twasJ
esusatf
irs
t.

Iwent
,"whycan'
tshe

haveacooki
e,J
esus
?

Whatdi
dshedo?"

Buther
e'shows
mar
tshei
s.

Sheknewhowt
ogetar
eact
ion

outofme.

Shel
ookedatme.

Shes
aid,"
dad,It
houghty
ou

wast
heki
ngoft
hehous
e."

Whens
hes
aidt
hat
,
i
tsetmeof
f.

I
tri
ledmeup.

SoIs
napped.

Is
aid,"
whatt
hef
uck

youmeans
hecan'
thave

nogoddamncooki
e?

Why'
dyoubuyt
hecooki
es

i
fcan'
tnobodyeatacooki
e?

Thatmakesy
ous
tupi
dfor

buyi
nguneat
abl
ecooki
es.

Ai
n'tnobody

get
tingacooki
e."

Is
hutt
hewhol
ecooki
e

oper
ati
ondown.

Igr
abbedt
hecooki
es,

gotmyl
adder
,

putt
hem ont
op

oft
her
efr
iger
ator
.

ThenIhi
dmyl
adder
.

putt
hem ont
op

oft
her
efr
iger
ator
.

ThenIhi
dmyl
adder
.

I
twas
n'tabi
gladder
.

Thr
ees
teps
.

I
t'
sal
adderf
ort
hugs
.
Pappappap,

r
ealqui
ck.

Li
ttl
ethugl
adder
.

Thi
spar
ent
ingt
hingi
shar
d.

Youneedpat
ience.

Gott
ohaveal
otofpat
ience

t
odealwi
tht
hes
eki
ds.

I
'
m notgonnal
ie,

Idon'
thaveal
otofpat
ience.

I
'
mlear
ning.

I
'
mtr
ying.

Cer
tai
nthi
ngs

makememad.

Li
ke,Idon'
tli
kei
t

whenIt
ellmyki
ds

t
odos
tuf
f

andt
heydo

ex
act
lywhatIs
ay.

Iwantyout
odo

whatIs
ay,

butIwantyout
odoi
thow

Ipi
ctur
edyoudoi
ngi
t.

butIwantyout
odoi
thow

Ipi
ctur
edyoudoi
ngi
t.

Don'
tdoi
ttheway
youwantt
odoi
t.

Doi
tthewayIs
awyoudoi
ngi
t

whenIt
oldyout
odoi
t.

I
tmi
ghtbeconf
usi
ng,

butt
hisi
sser
ioust
ome.

Theot
herdaymys
on,

he'
ssupedupof
fcandy.

He'
srunni
ng

al
lovert
hehous
e.

Igotmad.

"
Hey,t
hat
'si
t.

Comeher
e.

Shuti
tdown.

Got
obed.
"

Sweart
oGod,

t
hisi
swhathedi
d.

Thi
smademes
omad.

St
andi
ngup,

t
hisi
swhathedi
d.

Is
aid,"
got
obed.
"

Hes
aid,"
ah"

(s
nor
ing)

Iwass
omad.

"
Wakeyourdamnas
sup.

Youdon'
tsl
eeps
tandi
ngup.
You'
renotnovampi
re.
"

You'
renotnovampi
re.
"

Iwasmad'
caus
eIdi
dn'
tknow

howt
oex
plai
nwhyIwasmad.

Youdon'
tcl
oseyoureyest
il
l

yourbr
aint
ell
syourbody

t
oshutever
ythi
ngdown.

Igotal
otoff
ear
s,man.

Igotal
otoff
ear
s

asapar
ent
.

Letmet
ellyouguys

oneofmybi
gges
tfear
s.

Oneofmybi
gges
tfear
sismy

s
ongr
owi
ngupandbei
nggay.

That
'saf
ear
.

Keepi
nmi
ndI
'
m nothomophobi
c.

Ihavenot
hingagai
nst

gaypeopl
e.Behappy,

dowhatyouwannado.

Butmebei
ng

ahet
eros
exualmal
e,

Butmebei
ng

ahet
eros
exualmal
e,

i
fIcanpr
eventmys
on

f
rom bei
nggay,Iwi
ll
.
Nowwi
tht
hatbei
ngs
aid,

Idon'
tknow

i
fIhandl
edmys
on'
s

f
irs
tgaymomentcor
rect
ly.

Ever
yki
dhasagaymoment
.

Okay?Ever
yki
d.

Butwheni
thappens
,

you'
vegott
oni
pit

i
nthebud.

Yougott
ost
opi
tri
ghtt
hen.

"
Hey,s
top!That
'sgay!
"

I
t'
squi
ck.

"
No!
"

Idon'
tknowi
fIhandl
ed

mys
on'
ssi
tuat
ionr
ight
.

Okay?He'
sat

abi
rthdaypar
ty,r
ight
?

Mys
on'
satabi
rthdaypar
ty,

he'
spl
ayi
ng.

Mys
on'
satabi
rthdaypar
ty,

he'
spl
ayi
ng.

Youknowwhenki
dspl
ay,

t
heyj
ustpl
ay.

Youdon'
tknowwhat

t
hey'
redoi
ngbutt
hey'
re
havi
ngagoodt
ime.

They'
rej
ustdoi
ng

abunchofs
tuf
f,r
ight
?

They'
removi
ngar
ound.

Is
aid,"
okay
,he'
sgood.
"

If
ini
shedt
alki
ng,

It
urnbackar
oundt
o

checkonmys
onagai
n,

al
it
tleboywasgr
indi
ng

onmys
on'
sas
s.

Hewasl
iket
his
.

Idi
dn'
tknowwhatt
odo.

Ipani
cked.

Iknockedt
hem bot
hdown.

"
Hey,what
'sgoi
ngonher
e?

Whatki
ndofpar
tyi
sthi
s?

Huh?Whatki
nd

ofpar
tyi
sthi
s?

What
'sgoi
ngonher
e?"

Thi
sladycameout
.

Shewasl
ike,

"
whatar
eyoudoi
ng?

They'
reki
ds,l
ett
hem pl
ay.
"

Shewasl
ike,

"
whatar
eyoudoi
ng?
They'
reki
ds,l
ett
hem pl
ay.
"

Is
aid,"
yous
howmeanot
her

ki
dget
tingf
uckedi
ntheas
s

andI
'
llcal
m down.
"

Mys
onhadoncor
dur
oys
.

That
'swhyIhadat
tit
ude.

Idi
dn'
tseei
t,

Ihear
dit
.

Al
lIhear
dwas
..
.

Br
rbr
rbr
r.

"
Whatt
he?Whot
hehel
l

i
spl
ayi
ngwi
thcar
ds?

Whati
sthat
?

I
ssomebodys
huf
fli
ngcar
ds?

They'
ret
ooyoung

f
ors
padesher
e."

Thet
hing

t
hatpi
ssedmeof
f--

Her
e'swhat

pi
ssedmeof
f,man.

Iwaseat
ingabuf
fal
owi
ng

wheni
thappened.

Iwaseat
ingabuf
fal
owi
ng

wheni
thappened.

Is
houl
dhavedr
opped
t
hewi
ngandr
anovert
her
e,

butIl
icked

myf
inger
sfi
rst
.

Idi
dn'
tmeani
t.

Is
aid,"
hey
!

Boy!
"

Thebl
acki
nmecameout
.

Ther
e'sal
otofpr
ess
ure

deal
ingwi
thki
ds,man.

ButI
'
mlear
ning.

Her
e'sonet
hingI
'
vel
ear
ned.

Her
e'swhymypat
ience

i
sget
tingbet
ter
.

I
'
VEREALI
ZEDTHI
S:

Myki
dsar
egonna

makemi
stakes
.

Ther
eas
onwhy-
-

WhenIwasaki
d

Imademi
stakes
.

Idi
dal
ot

ofs
tupi
dst
uffasachi
ld.

Mybl
ood'
sint
hem.

They'
regonnaf
oll
ows
uit
.

Wi
tht
hatbei
ngs
aid,

Idon'
tgetasmad
asIus
edt
o.

Wi
tht
hatbei
ngs
aid,

Idon'
tgetasmad

asIus
edt
o.

I
'
m cal
mingdown.

Mydaught
ercur
sedf
or

t
hef
irs
tti
met
heot
herday.

Idi
dn'
tgetmad.

Wewaswat
chi
ng"
SpongeBob.
"

Somet
hinghappened

t
oPat
rick.

Outofnowher
eshegotmad.

She'
sli
ke,"
shi
t!
"

Is
aid,"
wai
t,what
?

Whatdi
dyous
ay?"

She'
sli
ke,"
shi
t!

TheygotPat
rick,dad.

Younotwat
chi
ng?"

Is
aid,"
whoa.

Al
lri
ght
."

Her
e'swhyIdi
dn'
t

getanat
tit
ude.

I
'
m gonnat
ellyouwhy

Idi
dn'
tgetanat
tit
ude.

Idi
dn'
tgi
veher
at
tit
udebecaus
eIr
emember

myf
irs
tti
mecus
sing.

Myf
irs
tti
mecus
sing

was'
caus
emymom s
mackedme

i
nfr
ontofcompany.

Myf
irs
tti
mecus
sing

was'
caus
emymom s
mackedme

i
nfr
ontofcompany.

Myf
riends

wasovermyhous
e.

I
'
m downs
tai
rs.

We'
repl
ayi
ng,

we'
rehavi
ngagoodt
ime.

Mymom comesdowns
tai
rs,

s
hes
aid,"
hey
.

It
oldyout
okeepi
tdown.

Youdon'
trunt
hishous
e,

Ido,okay
?

Wi
tht
hatbei
ngs
aid,

t
hat
'si
t.

You'
redone.

Got
obed.
"

Smackedme.

Sentmeupt
omyr
oom.

Nowyouknow
whenyougets
macked

whenyou'
reaki
d

yougethy
ped

whenyougetbyyour
sel
f.

"
Yougonnas
mackme,bi
tch?

(s
hri
eki
ng)

I
nfr
ontofmyf
riends
?

Yougonnas
mackme?!
"

Iwasemot
ional
.

Iwasanemot
ional
-as
ski
d.

Iwasemot
ional
.

Iwasanemot
ional
-as
ski
d.

"
I'
mrunni
ngaway!

That
'si
t!
"

Ipackedabag

andever
ythi
ng.

Youknowhowmanyt
imes

Ipackedabagwi
that
oy?

Ipackedabag

wi
thonet
oy.

"
I'
m out
.

I
'
msi
ckofi
t.

MeandHe-
Manar
eout
."

Mymom gavemeper
mis
sion

t
ocus
sonet
ime.
Onet
imes
hegaveme

per
mis
siont
ocus
s.

I
'
mins
chool
,

I
'
m bei
ngbad.

Myt
eachergotmad.

Sai
d,"
Kevi
n,comeher
e."

Tol
dmet
ocomet
o

t
hef
rontoft
hecl
ass
.

Wr
oteanot
e,

s
tapl
edt
henot
e

t
omyc
hes
t.

Sai
d,"
makes
ureyourmot
her

r
eadst
henot
e."

Igethome,

mymom r
eadst
henot
e.

Thenot
esai
d,"
maybei
f

yous
howedyours
on

s
omemor
eat
tent
ion

athome,hewoul
dn'
tact

l
ikeaf
ooli
nschool
."

Mymom r
eadt
henot
e.

Shes
aid,"
letmet
ell

yous
omet
hing.

Yout
ellher

mi
ndherdamnbus
ines
s
bef
oreIcomedownt
her
e

andIbeatheras
s."

bef
oreIcomedownt
her
e

andIbeatheras
s."

Is
aid,"
okay
.Youwantme

t
osayi
tli
ket
hat
?

Ordoyouwantme

t
otakes
omes
tuf
fout
?"

"
WhatIs
ay?

Tel
lhermi
nd

herdamnbus
ines
s

bef
oreIcomedownt
her
e

andIbeatheras
s."

Is
aid,"
no,

Ihear
dwhatyous
aid.

Ij
ustwantt
omakes
ure

t
hatyouknowt
hat

you'
ret
ell
ingmet
osay

t
hes
amet
hing.
"

"
Kevi
n,i
fIt
ellyou

agai
nI'
m gonnas
mack

t
hes
hitoutofyou.
"

"
Okay.No,Igoti
t.

Okay,Igoti
t.

Okay,Igoti
t.
No,Igoti
t.

Al
lri
ght
,okay.
"

Keepi
nmi
ndi
t'
sal
ot

ofpr
ess
ure,al
lri
ght
?

Keepi
nmi
ndi
t'
sal
ot

ofpr
ess
ure,al
lri
ght
?

Mymom j
ustgaveme

per
mis
siont
ogot
oschool

andcus
smyt
eacherout
.

Idi
dn'
tfeelcomf
ort
abl
e

wi
tht
hes
ituat
ion.

SoIwant
edt
opr
act
ice.

Iwant
edt
ogoups
tai
rs,

Iwant
edt
ogo

overmyl
ines
.

SoI
'
mint
hemi
rror
,

I
'
m goi
ngovermyl
ines
.

I
'
mli
ke,"
okay
,al
lri
ght
.

Okay,al
lri
ght
.Okay.

Mymom t
oldme

t
otel
lyou

t
omi
ndyourdamn-
-

No,t
hat
'st
ool
oud.

That
'swayt
ool
oud.

That
'snotbel
ievabl
e.
I
t'
stool
oud.
"

Fi
nal
lyIgooveri
t.

Igeti
tdown.

I
'
mli
ke,youknowwhat
?

I
'
m gonnagot
obedear
ly,

gets
omer
est
.

'
caus
eIgotabi
gday

aheadofmet
omor
row.

'
caus
eIgotabi
gday

aheadofmet
omor
row.

Idon'
twant

t
omes
sthi
sup.

SoIgot
obed.

Iwakeup,
getdr
ess
ed.

Putonmypant
sandmys
hir
t.

Igetont
hes
choolbus
.

Al
lmyf
riendss
eeme.

Theygethyped.

"
Ooh,Kevi
n'sont
hebus
.

Ever
ybodyl
ook.

Kevi
n'sont
hebus
.

Whatup,Kev?"

Iwasl
ike,

"
yo,nott
oday,y'
al
l.

Igotal
otofs
tuf
f
onmymi
nd.

Ican'
treal
lyhave

y'
al
lthr
owi
ngmeof
f."

Myf
riendswasl
ike,

"
whatar
eyout
alki
ngabout
?"

"
Ican'
treal
lygeti
ntoi
t.

Al
lIcant
elly'
al
l

i
sthati
t'
sabout

t
ogodown.
"

Hewasl
ike,"
what
?"

Is
aid,"
look,man.

Hewasl
ike,"
what
?"

Is
aid,"
look,man.

I
t'
saboutt
ogodown.

J
ustbebehi
ndmewhen

Iwal
kincl
ass
."

Hes
aid,

"
allr
ight
,cool
."

Iwal
kincl
ass
,

mi
ssgr
eenmyt
eacher
,

s
hes
tar
tss
peaki
ng

t
oever
ybody.

"
Hel
lo.Goodmor
ning.

Goodmor
ning.Hel
lo.

Hel
lo.Goodmor
ning.
"
Shes
eesme,s
hewasl
ike,

"
Kevi
n."

Is
aid,"
mis
sgr
een.
"

Shes
aid,"
didyoul
et

yourmot
herr
eadt
henot
e?"

Is
aid,"
yesIdi
d."

Shes
aid,"
wel
l,whatdi
d

yourmot
hers
ay?"

It
ookadeepbr
eat
h.

Il
ookedatmyf
riends
.

Iwasl
ike,

"
it'
saboutt
ogodown.
"

Is
aid,"
wel
l.
..

Is
aid,"
wel
l.
..

Mymom t
oldmet
otel
lyou

t
omi
ndyourdamn

mot
her
fucki
ngbus
ines
s,bi
tch.

Li
ttl
est
upi
dbi
tch.

Li
ttl
edumbt
eacherbi
tch.

2+2notknowi
ngwhat

t
hef
ucki
tisbi
tch.

Cr
oss
-eyed,cr
yingdown

yourbackf
atf
ootas
sbi
tch.

Longt
itt
ied,noni
ppl
e

havi
ngas
sbi
tch.
"
Thes
hitwascr
azy.

Myf
riendswasi
ntheback

andt
heywasl
ike,"
oooh!

Myf
riendswasi
ntheback

andt
heywasl
ike,"
oooh!

Hes
aids
heai
n'thad

noni
ppl
es.
"

Igots
uspended.

Igots
uspended

andanas
swhi
ppi
ng.

Mymom beatt
hes
hit

outofmewhenIgothome.

"
Itol
dyout
osay

t
wocus
swor
ds.

Yous
aid76oft
hem.
"

It
houghtIwas

SamuelL.J
acks
on.

I
'
msi
ckandt
iredoft
hes
e

mot
her
fucki
ngt
eacher
sint
his

mot
her
fucki
ngs
chool
.

Ihadat
renchcoaton

andIf
lappedi
t.

Youknowwhenyouf
lapi
t,

yougott
ogett
hat

ai
runderi
t.
Li
kef
uck

ever
ybodyi
nthi
sbi
tch.

Idon'
tgi
veas
hit
.

Li
kef
uck

ever
ybodyi
nthi
sbi
tch.

Idon'
tgi
veas
hit
.

I
'
m agoddamnt
hug.

Youcan'
tbes
ohar
d

onyourki
ds,man.

Oneofmyf
riends

gotat
eenagedaught
er.

Het
oos
tri
ct.

It
oldhi
m,"
yougott
orel
ax.

Thatgi
rlgonnado

whats
hewantt
odowhen

you'
renotar
oundanyway.

Rel
ax,man.
"

Hes
aid,"
Kev,l
etme

t
ellyous
omet
hing.

Dowhatyouwantt
odo

wi
thyourki
ds.

Don'
ttel
lmehow

t
orai
semyki
ds.
"

Is
aid,"
you'
rer
ight
.

Iapol
ogi
ze.
"
Nowt
hisi
sn'
tfunny,

buti
tmademel
augh,okay?

Hegoest
ohi
sdaught
er'
s

phoneandhef
indsapi
ctur
e

ofal
it
tleboy'
sthi
ng

ont
hephone.Ri
ght
?

ofal
it
tleboy'
sthi
ng

ont
hephone.Ri
ght
?

Nowi
t'
smyf
riend,okay?

Tel
lsmeever
ythi
ng.

I
t'
snotf
unnyt
hathe

f
oundapi
ctur
eofal
it
tle

boy
'st
hingont
hephone.

I
twasf
unny

t
hewayhet
oldme.

Heconf
idesi
nme.

Het
ell
smeever
ythi
ng.

Hecomesont
het
ourbus
,

hemadass
hit
.

Hes
ays
,"Kev,you'
re

notgonnabel
ievet
his
.

Igot
hroughTi
ffany'
sphone.

If
oundapi
ctur
eofal
it
tle

boy
's,uh,s
ituat
ion

ont
hephone.
"
Is
aid,"
what
?

What
?"

"
Ifoundapi
ctur
e

oft
hehotdog

wi
thoutt
hebun

ont
hephone.
"

"
Whatar
eyout
alki
ng-
-"

"
Atal
lynackl
e.Shehad-
-

"
Whatar
eyout
alki
ng-
-"

"
Atal
lynackl
e.Shehad-
-

I
t'
sadi
ckont
hephone!

Shegotadi
ckont
hephone!
"

Idi
dn'
tknowwhatt
osay

s
oIj
ustkeptr
epeat
ing

whathes
aid.

Is
aid,"
soyou'
ret
ell
ingme

hei
sadi
ckont
hephone?"

Hes
aid,"
ther
e'sadi
ck

ont
hephone.
"

"
Sor
ightnowi
fIl
ook

i
nthephonet
her
e'sgonna

beadi
cki
nit
?"

Is
aid,

"
wel
l,whatyougonnado?"

Hes
aid,"
whatyou
t
hinkI
'
m gonnado?

I
'
m aboutt
ogot
othes
chool
."

Is
aid,"
whyyougoi
ng

t
othes
chool
?"

Hes
aid,"
whyyout
hink?

I
'
m aboutt
ofi
ndout

whos
edi
cki
twas
.

That
'swhyI
'
m goi
ng

t
othes
chool
."

Is
aid,"
yo,Idon'
tthi
nk

t
hat
'sagoodl
ook.

Idon'
tthi
nk

yous
houl
ddot
hat
.

Idon'
tthi
nkyous
houl
d

got
othes
chool

wi
thapi
ctur
e

Idon'
tthi
nkyous
houl
d

got
othes
chool

wi
thapi
ctur
e

ofal
it
tleboy'
sdi
ck

i
nthephone

andt
ryt
omat
chi
tup

t
oot
herl
it
tleboys
.

That
'sal
it
tlepedophi
le-
ish,

don'
tyout
hink?
You'
l
lbei
njai
l

bef
ore3:
00.
"

Hes
aid,

"
wel
l,whatwoul
dyoudo?"

Byf
art
hemos
tdi
ffi
cul
t

ques
tionI
'
veeverbeen

as
kedi
nmyl
if
e.

Hes
aid,"
whatwoul
dyoudo?"

It
houghtabouti
t.

Idon'
tknow.

Idon'
tknowwhatIwoul
d

doi
fIf
oundapi
ctur
e

ofal
it
tleboy'
sthi
ng

onmydaught
er'
sphone.

Idon'
tknowwhatI
'
ddo.

I
'
dpr
obabl
y

punchheri
nthet
hroat
.

Idon'
tknow.

'
caus
eIgotas
ont
oo,okay?

I
fIf
oundoutt
hatmys
oni
s

pul
li
nghi
sthi
ngoutats
chool
,

whenhi
smot
her
'sar
ound

I
'
m gonnahaveanat
tit
ude.

whenhi
smot
her
'sar
ound

I
'
m gonnahaveanat
tit
ude.
I
'
m gonnahaveal
ot

ofs
tuf
ftos
ay.

"
Real
ly?Real
ly,dude?

That
'swhaty
ou

doats
chool
?

Soyoudon'
tneedpant
s

'
caus
eyourdi
cki
sout
,

t
hat
'swhat

you'
ret
ell
ingme?"

Ass
oonashi
smom l
eaves
--

"
Hey,comeher
e.

Whats
hes
ay

whens
hes
awi
t?

Gi
vemes
ome.

Gi
vemes
ome.Yes
!

Hel
lyeah!Somet
imes

yougott
oputi
t

ont
het
abl
e,s
on.

Let'
em s
eei
t.

Wes
mal
lbutwebi
g

att
hes
amet
ime.

Let'
em know.
"

I
'
m adi
ffer
entt
ype

ofpar
ent
.

I
'
m adi
ffer
entt
ype
ofpar
ent
.

Iam adi
ffer
ent

t
ypeofpar
ent
.

I
'
m notgonnal
ie.

Cer
tai
nthi
ngsIdo

di
ffer
ent
ly.

Idon'
tli
kebabys
itt
ing.

Icanadmi
tthat
.

Idon'
tli
kewat
chi
ng

myki
dsbymys
elf
--

Toomuc
hpr
ess
ure.

Nomandoes
.

Nomani
nthi
sroom

i
sagoodbabys
itt
er.

Icant
ellyouhow

ever
ymani
nthi
sroom

wat
cheski
ds.

Wes
itont
hecouch

andl
is
tenf
ors
hit
.

That
'showwewat
chourki
ds.

Ki
dsdowhat
evert
heywant

whent
hey'
rewi
thdad.

"
Hey!Hey!

Iknowy'
al
l

noti
nthatt
oil
et.
Y'
al
lbet
ternot

bei
nthatt
oil
et!
"

Weai
n't

gonnadonot
hing.

Idef
ini
tel
ydon'
tli
ke

wat
chi
ngot
herpeopl
e'
ski
ds.

I
t'
stoomuchpr
ess
ure.

Ther
e'snot
hingwor
se

t
hanwat
chi
ngs
omebody

el
se'
sbaby

andyougi
vet
hem

t
hei
rbabyback

i
nacondi
ti
on

t
hatt
heydi
dn'
t

gi
veyout
hei
rbabyi
n.

Li
keyoueverhave

t
oex
plai
nsomet
hing

bef
oret
heys
eet
hei
rbaby?

Li
keyoueverhave

t
oex
plai
nsomet
hing

bef
oret
heys
eet
hei
rbaby?

"
Hey,r
ealqui
ckbef
ore

youl
ookatyourbaby.

Uh,yourbabyhadt
woeyes

f
ors
ure,
r
ight
?

Okay,s
oit

happenedher
e.

LONGSTORYSHORT:

Gaswentof
fint
heki
tchen,

bl
ewt
heback

ofyourbaby'
sfaceout
.

I
twascr
azy.

Mybabyknewwhatt
odo.

Hegoti
ntheoven.

Yourbabyj
usts
toodt
her
e.

Y'
al
ldon'
truni
nyourhous
e?

Don'
tnobodyr
uni
nyourhous
e?"

Ihadonel
it
tlegi
rl

gethur
toveratmyhous
e.

Scar
ies
tthi
ngever
,man.

Onel
it
tlegi
rl
,ri
ght
?

Mydaught
ergot

r
ealbi
gbunkbeds
.

I
'
mint
hel
ivi
ngr
oom.

I
'
m wat
chi
ngTV.

I
'
mint
hel
ivi
ngr
oom.

I
'
m wat
chi
ngTV.

Herandherf
riends
,

t
heyi
nther
oom pl
ayi
ng.
Outofnowher
e,

Ihearal
oudbang.

Bang!

Li
ttl
egi
rls
tar
tcr
ying.

Aah!Aaaaaah!

Icomei
nther
oom,

t
hegi
rl
sar
est
andi
ng

ar
oundher
.

Theyal
lst
andi
ng

ar
oundher
.Onegi
rl

i
sonherknee

l
ooki
ngatherf
acet
oface.

Thi
siswhatal
mos
t

MADEMELAUGH:

WhenIcamei
nther
oom,

t
hegi
rll
ookedatme

l
ike"
hm hm hm.
"

ButIcan'
tlaugh

'
caus
eI'
mindaddymode.

I
'
vegott
ofi
gur
eout

whathappened.Igo

t
omydaught
er.

I
t'
sherr
oom.

She'
sres
pons
ibl
e.

Is
aid,"
heaven,c'
mer
e.
Comeher
e.

Is
aid,"
heaven,c'
mer
e.

Comeher
e.

I
t'
syourr
oom.

You'
rer
espons
ibl
e.

Whathappened?"

I
t'
sver
yhar
dtot
ake

aki
doutofpl
aymode.

Whenki
dsar
epl
ayi
ng,

t
heydon'
tknowt
hats
hit

j
ustgotr
eal
.

Theydon'
tknow.

I
nhermi
ndi
t'
sst
il
lagame.

Is
aid,"
whathappened?"

Thi
siswhatmydaught
erdi
d.

Shes
aid,"
ho!

Daddy
!

(s
hri
eks)

Daddy
!"

Youevers
eeki
ds

dot
hats
hakes
hit
?

(s
hri
eks)

"
Whati
swr
ongwi
th-
-

St
op.St
ops
haki
ngyourf
ace.

St
op.
Whathappened?"

St
op.

Whathappened?"

Thi
sist
hes
tor
y

mybabyt
oldme.

Shes
aid,

"
wegotmons
ter
s,daddy.

Ther
e'sabunch

ofmons
ter
sinher
e.

Thepr
incecameout
,

t
oldust
oget

i
nthec
ast
le.

Thecas
tlewasatt
het
op

oft
hebunkbed.

Wegotupt
her
e,

t
her
ewast
oomany

peopl
eint
hecas
tle,

s
o..
.

Somebodyhadt
ogo.

Wet
ookavot
eands
hel
ost
.

Iki
ckedherof
f."

"
Wai
t,what
?

What
?"

"
Iki
ckedherof
f,dad.

I
tcoul
d'vebeenanybody.
"
(chuckl
es)

Mybabymade

anex
ecut
ivedeci
si
on.

Is
aid,"
allr
ight
.

Mybabymade

anex
ecut
ivedeci
si
on.

Is
aid,"
allr
ight
.

Shehadt
ogo.

Igeti
t.

Iunder
stand.
"

I
'
llt
ellyou

anot
herf
earofmi
ne.

I
'
llt
ellyou

anot
herf
earofmi
ne.

Her
e'sanot
her

f
earofmi
ne.

Mybi
gges
tfear

i
sget
tingknockedout

i
nfr
ontofmybabi
es.

That
'saf
ear
,man!

Asadad,whatdoyoudo?

Whatdoyoudowhenyour

ki
dscomegetyou?

"
Dad,t
heymes
sin'
wit
hme?"

"
Who?""
Them!
"
Asadad,yougot
tago

whi
pwhoevert
hem'
sas
sis
.

That
'syourj
obasadad.

Whatdoyoudo

whenyougodownt
her
e

andgetyouras
swhi
pped?

Whatdoyous
ay?

Whatdoyous
ayt
oyourki
ds?

"
Dad,t
heymes
sin'
wit
hme?"

"
Who?""
Them!
"

"
Stayr
ighther
e.

Hey,mot
her
f--

"
Stayr
ighther
e.

Hey,mot
her
f--

Comeon,comeon!

Let
'sgo!

Thes
eni
ggasar
ereal
!

Let
'sgo!

Hur
ryup!

Geti
nthecar
!

Wast
hataki
d?

Wast
hataki
d?

Whenwegethome,

I
'
m whi
ppi
n'y
ouras
s

f
orput
tingme
i
nthats
ituat
ion.

Ihadnot
hing

t
odowi
tht
hat
.

Iwokeupt
hismor
ning

asaChr
ist
ian.

Youdon'
tdot
hatt
ome.
"

I
t'
sadi
ffer
entbal
lgame.

See,me?

I
'
m gonnabehones
t

wi
thyouguys
,man.

I
'
m nott
hatguy.

I
'
m notaf
ight
er,man.

I
'
m not
.

Iwon'
tactl
ikeIam.

Iwon'
t.Seent
oomany

badt
hingshappen.

Is
awmydad

getknockedoutonet
ime.

Iwas13.

I
ttr
aumat
izedme.

Thi
sguyhi
tmydad

t
wicei
nthes
ames
pot
--

Uhnuhn-
-

Qui
ckashel
l.

Qui
ckes
ttwopunches
I
'
veevers
eeni
nmyl
if
e.

I
'
venevers
een

anyt
hingl
ikei
t.

Hi
tmydads
ofas
t

I
'
venevers
een

anyt
hingl
ikei
t.

Hi
tmydads
ofas
t

i
nthemi
ddl
eoft
hef
ight

mydads
toppedandas
kedme

whathappened.

I
nthemi
ddl
eoft
hef
ight
.

He'
sli
ke,"
shi
t!Hey!

Kevi
n,hey!

Hej
usthi
tmet
wice?"

"
Yes
.

Yeshedi
d."

"
Areyous
urei
twashi
m?"

"
It'
sonl
yy'
al
l

t
woouther
e,dad.

Ai
n'tnobodyel
se

outher
ewi
thy'
al
l.
"

"
Soyout
ell
ingme

het
hatf
ast
?

Theynotj
umpi
ngme?

Ai
n'tnobodyj
umpi
ngme?"
"
No,nobodyj
umpi
ngyou.

I
t'
sjus
thi
m."

"
Wel
l,hemus
tbeanoct
opus
.

Is
awal
otofs
tuf
f

goi
n'bymyf
ace.
"

"
Real
ly?

Real
ly,dad?

"
Real
ly?

Real
ly,dad?

Anoct
opus
?

That
'swhaty
ouj
ustf
ought
?

Ahumanoct
opus
?

Real
ly?"

Whenmydadcal
led

anot
hergr
own-
assman

anoct
opus
,

t
hatwast
heday

hes
toppedbei
ngmydad.

Il
ostal
lres
pect
.

Hedi
dn'
tunder
standt
hat
.

Hewass
til
ltr
ying

t
odi
sci
pli
neme.

"
Kevi
n!Hey!

Di
dn'
tIt
ellyou

t
ogett
het
ras
hout
?
Getup,gett
het
ras
hout

bef
oreIcr
ackyourdamnf
ace.
"

"
Shutup.Shutup!Yougett
het
ras
hout

bef
oreIgetSt
eveoverher
e,

puthi
sdamnhands

onyouagai
n."

"
Oh.Oh.

"
Oh.Oh.

Oh,yougonna

getSt
eve,huh?

Youar
esomet
hingel
se,

youknowt
hat
?

Youar
esomet
hingel
se.

Gi
vemet
het
ras
h.

I
'
llt
aket
het
ras
hout
.

Gi
vemet
het
ras
h."

Hedi
dn'
twantt
osee

St
eveagai
n.

St
evebeatt
hes
hit

outofmydad.

Youevers
ees
omebody

l
oseaf
ightandt
alk

l
iket
heywon?

That
'smydad.

Af
terhegotknockedout
,
he'
sli
ke,"
yougood?

Ar
eyougoodnow?"

Is
aid,"
dad,Idon'
tthi
nk

t
hat
'syourl
ines
.

It
hinkt
hewi
nner
s

s
ayt
hat
.

It
hinkt
heguy

whowons
ayt
hat
.

It
hinkt
heguy

whowons
ayt
hat
.

Youj
ustl
aydown

f
oras
econdandl
ethi
m

f
ini
shhi
sspeech.

It
hinkyougotup

t
oof
astanyway
.

Yougonnabedi
zzy.
"

WhenIs
awmydad

getknockedout

andIs
awmybr
other

getknockedout
,

i
tmademef
eell
ike,

asaf
ami
ly,

we'
renotgoodatt
his

par
ticul
aract
ivi
ty.

We'
renotf
ight
ers
.
We'
rer
eader
s.We'
regood

r
eader
sinmyf
ami
ly.

HERE'
SWHYIDON'
TFI
GHT:

Youdon'
tknowwhatpeopl
e

ar
ecapabl
eofnow.

Toomanypeopl
eknow

t
oomanydi
ffer
entt
hings
.

I
'
mser
ious
.

KnowwhatI
'
mscar
edof
?

I
'
mser
ious
.

KnowwhatI
'
mscar
edof
?

U.
F.C.Fi
ght
ers
.

Youknowwhy?

Bec
aus
ethey'
rer
eal
.

Thati
snotagame,peopl
e.

Theyar
eher
e.

Theyex
ist
.

Theyknows
hit
.

Touchapr
ess
urepoi
nt,

s
hut
syourwhol
ebodydown.

Pow."
It'
sawr
ap.

Can'
tmovenoneoft
hat
."

"
Fightback!
"

"
Ican'
t.

Ever
ythi
ngi
sshutdown.
Idon'
tknowwhathedi
d.

Ever
ythi
ng.

Ican'
tmov
eanyt
hing.
"

Youknowwhogonnaget

t
hei
ras
sesbeatbyt
hes
eguys
?

Thugs
.

I
'
m gonnat
ellyouwhy.

Thugs
.

I
'
m gonnat
ellyouwhy.

Thugs
,y'
al
ldon'
tknow

howt
ojus
tfi
ght
.

Thugsal
waysgott
ogi
veyou

as
peechbef
oret
heyf
ight
.

Youevers
eehowl
ong

i
ttakeat
hugt
ofi
ght
?

Got
tagi
veyouhi
swhol
e

backgr
oundbef
orehef
ight
.

I
ttaket
ool
ong.

"
Yeah.Realni
ggas
.

Al
lday.J
ustme.

Bymys
elf
.

Ont
hebl
ock.

Hol
dingi
tdown.

Gunatmywai
st.

St
rai
ghtf
ace.
Al
lday.

Notagame.

I
njai
l.

Bymys
elf
!

Onebed.

Nopi
ll
owc
ase.

Onepi
ll
ow.

Di
dn'
tnobodywr
iteme.

I
twasear
ly.Wokeup.

Wentbackt
osl
eep.

Tookanap.

Youevergoni
ghtni
ght
,ni
gga?

Tookanap.

Youevergoni
ghtni
ght
,ni
gga?

Youever

goni
ghtni
ght
,ni
gga?!

Ever
ybodygoes

ni
ghtni
ght
,ni
gga!
"

"
What
?

Whatdoest
his

havet
odowi
tht
hef
ight
?

Ar
ewef
ight
ingornot
?"

"
Youdi
dn'
twr
iteme.
"

"
Idon'
tknowyou.
"

Thes
eguysar
egonnabe
t
heones
,man.

Ever
ybodycan'
tbeat
hug.

Ever
ybodycannot

beat
hug.

Ican'
tst
andTVt
hugs
.

Youknowwhat

aTVt
hugi
s?

Thos
etheguys

whodowhatt
heys
eeonTV

al
lday
,ever
yday.

Al
lday,ever
yday.

al
lday
,ever
yday.

Al
lday,ever
yday.

Youevers
eet
hos
eguys
.

"
Yeah,ni
g'.What
,ni
g'?"

Younevers
een

t
hedanci
ngt
hugs
?

Getoutt
hecar
..
.

(babbl
eshi
gh-
pit
ched)

"
Itai
n'tagame.

Yout
hinki
t'
sagame

ar
oundher
e?"

Idon'
tli
ket
hos
eguys
.

Iknowr
ealt
hugs
.

Myuncl
eisar
ealt
hug.
Cer
tif
ied.

Putas
tamponhi
m.

Lockedup15year
s.

Gotoutofj
ail
,

ai
n'tnot
hingchanged.

Ver
yser
ious
.

Whenmyunc
let
alk,

t
hisi
showhel
ook.

Idon'
tcar
ewhat

he'
stal
kingabout
.

Thi
sishowhel
ooks
..
.

Idon'
tcar
ewhat

he'
stal
kingabout
.

Thi
sishowhel
ooks
..
.

Idon'
tcar
e

whathe'
ssayi
n'.

"
Putt
hegoddamnj
ell
y

ont
hemot
her
fucki
n's
andwi
ch.

Doi
t!Spr
eadi
t!
"

He'
scr
azy.

He'
scr
azy.

He'
sins
tit
uti
onal
iz
ed,man.

Under
standwhenyou'
vebeen

i
njai
l15year
s,

al
lyouknowi
sjai
l.
Yourmanner
isms
,

yourl
anguage-
-

Youeat
,sl
eep

andt
hinkj
ail
.

Okay?Yourt
hreat
s

ar
en'
tevent
hes
ame.

Whenyout
hreat
ens
omebody
,

t
heys
houl
dknowwhat
's

aboutt
ohappen.

Whenyout
hreat
ens
omebody
,

t
heys
houl
dknowwhat
's

aboutt
ohappen.

I
t'
sat
rans
iti
on

i
ntoaf
ight
.

"
I'
msi
ckofyouras
s.

Getup.
"

Whent
heygetup,t
heyknow

t
her
e'sgonnabeaf
ight
.

St
uffmyuncl
esays

l
eavesyoui
nsus
pens
e.

They'
rel
iket
hewor
st

j
ailmet
aphor
sI'
veever

hear
dinmyl
if
e.

Idon'
tevenknow

howt
oex
plai
n'em.
Heget
soutofj
ail
,

mybr
othercal
lsme.

"
Kevi
n,unc
leRi
char
d

j
ustgothome.
"

"
I'
m ont
hef
irs
tfl
ight
.

I
'
llbet
her
eint
hemor
ning.
"

Iai
n'ts
eenhi
min15year
s.

Igott
oseehi
m.

Igett
her
e,

myuncl
e'
sint
hemi
ddl
e

oft
hel
ivi
ngr
oom.

I
'
m hypedt
oseehi
m.

"
Uncl
eRi
char
d,whatup,baby?

15year
s.That
'sal
ongt
ime.

Howyoubeen?"

15year
s.That
'sal
ongt
ime.

Howyoubeen?"

Is
weart
oGod

t
hisi
swhathes
aid.

"
Sayi
twi
thyourches
t,

l
it
tle-
assni
gga!
"

Idi
dn'
tknowwhatt
osay.

Mybr
othergr
abbedme.

Hewasl
ike,"
chi
ll
.

He'
sbeens
ayi
ngt
hisal
lday.
Wedon'
tknowwhati
tmeans
.

Wai
tti
llwef
igur
eitout
."

Her
e'st
het
hing,r
ight
?

Is
aid,"
I'
m notgonnachi
ll
.

I
'
m gonnat
alkt
ohi
m.

Y'
al
lnott
alki
n't
ohi
m."

Ipul
ledhi
mtot
hes
ide

Y'
al
lnott
alki
n't
ohi
m."

Ipul
ledhi
mtot
hes
ide

ands
aid,"
look,unc,

al
otofs
tuf
fhaschanged

s
incey
ou'
vebeengone.

I
'
m doi
ngwel
l.

I
'
m maki
nggoodmoney.

Letmet
akeyouout
,

putyouar
ounds
omewomen,

gets
omedr
inks
.

We'
l
lhaveagoodt
ime.
"

Hes
aid,"
allr
ight
,cool
."

It
akehi
mtoal
ounge,r
ight
?

I
'
m att
hebar
.I'
m dr
inki
ng.

Ther
e'swomenar
oundme.

I
'
m hav
ingagoodt
ime

Ican'
tseehi
m,

butIcanhearhi
m.
Ican'
tseehi
m,

butIcanhearhi
m.

Outofnowher
e

al
lIheari
s

"
I'
msi
ckoft
his

mot
her
fucker
,man.

Kev,pi
nthet
ail

onhi
sas
s!"

"
Isi
thi
sbi
rthday?

Whywoul
dIdot
hat
?

"
Isi
thi
sbi
rthday?

Whywoul
dIdot
hat
?

W-
whywoul
dIdot
hat
?

Whatdoyoumean?"

"
Peelt
hismot
her
fucker
's

muf
fincapbackbl
ue.
"

"
Ist
hatdr
ink?

That
'spr
obabl
yadr
ink.

CanIgetapeelhi
s

muf
fincapbackbl
ue?"

"
Sayi
twi
thyourches
t!"

"
CanIgetapeel

hi
smuf
fincap-
-"

Idi
dn'
tknowwhatt
odo.

Iwasconf
used.
Myf
ami
lyt
hrewhi
m

onme,man.

Theyt
hrewhi
m onme.

Theys
aid,"
Kev,l
ook,

you'
remaki
ngmoney.

Gi
vehi
m aj
ob.

Theys
aid,"
Kev,l
ook,

you'
remaki
ngmoney.

Gi
vehi
m aj
ob.

Gi
vehi
m as
econd

chanceatl
if
e."

Is
aid,"
fine.

I
'
m gonna

l
ethi
mtr
ainme,okay?"

Iwasabout

t
ogot
oAus
tral
ia.

Iwasgonnaf
il
m amovi
e.

Iwant
edt
o

getal
it
tlebi
gger
.

Lethi
mtr
ainme.

Reas
onwhy?

Myuncl
ehadt
hatj
ailbody.

Upt
op,s
oli
d.

Notagame.Rockhar
d.

Di
dn'
twor
k
onhi
slegst
hatmuch.

Somet
imesyoucoul
dseehi
m

s
truggl
ingt
okeep

t
het
ophal
fup-
-

Thes
tickl
egs
.

Lookedl
iket
hisni
ggawas

t
ipdr
il
li
ngal
lthet
ime.

Lookedl
iket
hisni
ggawas

t
ipdr
il
li
ngal
lthet
ime.

"
Whatar
eyoudoi
ng,unc?

Whyyoukeeps
haki
n'youras
s?

Whatar
eyoudoi
ng?

Rel
axyouras
s,man.
"

"
Iai
n'ts
haki
n'i
t.

I
t'
smyl
egs
."

Nowf
ort
hos
eofyou

whodonotunder
standt
hej
ob

ofaper
sonalt
rai
ner
,

I
'
llex
plai
nitt
oyou.

Aper
sonalt
rai
ner
'sj
ob

i
stodowhat
?

Mot
ivat
eyou,peopl
e,

makeyouf
eel

l
ikeyoucoul
ddot
hings

younevert
houghtyoucoul
ddo.
Her
e'sanex
ampl
e

ofaper
sonalt
rai
ner
's

conver
sat
ion.

"
Comeon,man.

Youcandoi
t.

"
Comeon,man.

Youcandoi
t.

Pus
hit
.

Yougoti
t.

Br
eat
he.

Thr
eemor
e.

Las
ttwo.

Geti
tup.

Las
tone.

Goods
et.

Gowi
peof
f."

That
'sat
rai
ner

conver
sat
ion.

Onceagai
n,

Idi
dn'
tli
ket
heway

t
hathet
alked

t
ome,okay?

We'
reatt
hegym.

I
'
m onawei
ghtbench.

I
'
m notgonnal
ie.
I
'
mst
ruggl
ing.

Icoul
dn'
tgeti
t.

(mi
micsgr
unt
ing)

Icoul
dn'
tgeti
t.

Outofnowher
e,

hec
ameupbehi
ndme.

"
Clos
eyourmout
h

Outofnowher
e,

hec
ameupbehi
ndme.

"
Clos
eyourmout
h

bef
ores
omebodycomeup,

putt
hei
rdi
cki
nit

ont
heyar
d."

"
What
'dhes
ay?

What
'dhej
usts
ay?

Somebodygett
hewei
ght
s.

Ij
ustwannaas
khi
msomet
hing.

Somebodygett
hewei
ght
s.

Letmeas
khi
msomet
hing.

Uh,i
sthatadi
ck

outbehi
ndmef
orr
eal

ori
shej
ustj
oki
ng?

No,i
fiti
s,

t
hat
'sgot
tachange.

Somebody'
sgott
oputt
hatup.
I
'
m notgonnawor
kout

i
fthat
'sgonnas
tayout
.

Ipaymymember
shi
p

l
ikeever
ybodyel
se.

Idon'
tneedt
oseet
hat
.

Fi
xit
."

That
'swhenIs
topped

mes
singwi
thhi
m.

Hey,r
ealqui
ck.

Thi
sisnotaj
oke.

Hey,r
ealqui
ck.

Thi
sisnotaj
oke.

Ij
ustwantt
oknow

whatyouguyst
hink.

Behones
t.

Youdon'
tgot
tal
ie,okay?

Thi
sist
rue.

I
t'
smebei
nghones
t.

I
'
m openi
ngupt
oy'
al
l

f
oras
econd.

Doest
hismakemegay?

Iwasatt
hemal
l,r
ight
?

Someguys
awme.

Hewasl
ike,"
oh,KevHar
t.

Whatup,man?
I
'
m abi
gfan.

Il
oveyou,
dude.

Funnyashel
l.

Keepdoi
ngyou,man.

Sweart
oGod.Funny.
"

(bl
owski
ss)

AndIcaughti
t.

Doest
hatmakemegay?

Doest
hat

makemegay?

Doesi
tmakemegay?

It
houghthewaswavi
ng.

Putyour
sel
finmys
hoes
.

It
houghthewaswavi
ng.

It
houghthewaswavi
ng.

Putyour
sel
finmys
hoes
.

It
houghthewaswavi
ng.

Byt
het
imeIr
eal
iz
ed

i
twas
n'tawave,

i
twast
ool
ate.

Iwasl
ike,"
hey,man.

Nonono.Igoti
t.

Tool
ate.Okay.

Ummm.
"

I
twaswei
rd.
WhatdoIdonow?

Ihel
ditunt
ilhel
eft

andt
henIs
eti
tdown.

Idi
dn'
tus
eit
.

Is
eti
tdown.

Is
weart
oGod.

I
'
llt
ellyout
het
rut
h.

Idi
dn'
tus
eit
.

Idi
dn'
tputi
tinmypocket
.

Ij
usts
eti
tdown.

Iwant
edt
obel
ike

myuncl
eforami
nut
e.

Idi
d.

Thi
sismebei
ng

hones
twi
thyouguys
.

Reas
onwhy?Myuncl
egot

s
omuchr
espect
,man.

Peopl
efear
edmyuncl
e.

Iwasl
ikeIwantt
hatf
ear
.

Peopl
efear
edmyuncl
e.

Iwasl
ikeIwantt
hatf
ear
.

Don'
tnobodyf
earme.

Peopl
ethi
nkI
'
m abi
tch.

Theydo.

Myl
adyt
hinkI
'
m abi
tch.
Cal
lmeabi
tchal
lthet
ime.

"
Youabi
tch!
"

Ri
ghtt
omyf
ace.

THI
SISMYANSWER:

"
So?Nowwhat
?

Whathappensnow?"

I
t'
snott
hatI
'
m abi
tch.

I
'
mjus
tsmar
t.

Idon'
tputmys
elfi
nsi
tuat
ions

wher
eI'
m notgonnawi
n.

Thatdon'
tmakemeabi
tch.

Her
e'swhatr
eal
ly

PI
SSESMEOFF:

I
fIam abi
tch,

t
hat
'sourbus
ines
s.

Don'
tnobodyknowme.

Youdon'
tknowme,man.

I
fmeandy
ou

geti
ntoanar
gument
,

i
tdon'
tmat
terwhatIs
ay,

I
fmeandy
ou

geti
ntoanar
gument
,

i
tdon'
tmat
terwhatIs
ay,

yougott
obel
ieveme

'
caus
eyoudon'
tknow
whatI
'
m capabl
eof
.

Samet
hingvi
ce-
ver
sa.

Onl
ywayyoucoul
dtel
l

i
fIwasabi
tch

i
sifs
omebodycl
ose

t
omes
ayss
omet
hingt
oset

anal
arm of
finyourhead.

That
'st
het
ypeofs
hits
hedo.

We'
reatdi
nner
.

I
'
m al
it
tledr
unk.

I
'
m notgonnal
ie.

Igeti
ntoanar
gument

wi
tht
hisguy
,hi
thi
m

wi
ths
omet
hugs
hit
.

"
Says
omet
hingel
set
ome,

I
'
m gonnagot
omycar
,

I
'
mapopt
het
runk

onyourbi
tchas
s."

ThatmeansI
'
m gonna

got
omycar
,getagun,

comeback,

s
hoott
hiss
hitup.

WhenIs
aidi
t,

s
hewasl
ike,"
whatyou

gonnaget
,thecars
eat
?"
"
Bit
ch,what
--

"
Bit
ch,what
--

OhmyGod.

Whywoul
dyous
ayt
hat

outl
oud?Wayt
ogo.

Congr
atul
ati
onsonmes
singt
hisupf
orme.

Congr
atul
ati
ons
."

Women,y'
al
lmakeme

madwi
tht
hat
.

I
'
m gonnat
ellyouwhat

pi
ssesmeof
f,l
adi
es.

Ihat
ethef
act
,women,

t
hatyoucannotcont
rol

youranger
.

Ihat
eit
.

Ir
eal
lyhat
eit
.

Women,youneedt
olear
n

t
oputacaponyouranger
.

YouknowwhatImean

whenIs
ay"
cap,
"

s
weet
ie?Acap.

I
tmeansapoi
nt

t
hatyouwi
llnevergoabove.

I
tmeansapoi
nt

t
hatyouwi
llnevergoabove.
That
'sacap.

Men,wehaveacap.

What
'st
hewor
stt
hing

you'
l
levers
ayt
oawoman?

-Shoul
dn'
ttake

t
hatl
ong,f
ell
as.

-MAN:Bi
tch.

"
Bit
ch.
"Ther
eyougo.

Comei
ndi
ffer
entl
evel
s.

(i
ncr
eas
ingpi
tches)

"
Bit
ch!Hey!Bi
tch!Bi
tch!
"

Di
ffer
entl
evel
s.

Di
ffer
entl
evel
s.

(chuckl
es)

Women,y'
al
ldon'
t

haveacap.

Y'
al
ltr
ytocuts
odeep

whenyougetmad.

Youwantt
omes
swi
th

aman'
spr
ide,hi
sgoal
s.

Y'
al
lsays
tuf
fthat

ai
n'tnobody'
sbus
ines
s.

I
t'
sChr
ist
mas
.

Mymot
her
'sher
e.

I
t'
sChr
ist
mas
.
Mymot
her
'sher
e.

Youbr
ingupper
sonals
tuf
f

'
caus
eyougotanat
tit
ude.

"
Yeah,what
ever
.

Yeah,what
ever
.

What
ever
.Fuckyou,

pi
ssi
n'-
in-
the-
bedboy.

Uh-
huh!Whatnow?

That
'sr
ight
.

Goups
tai
rs,

f
li
pthemat
tres
s.

I
t'
sabi
g-as
spi
sss
tai
n

ont
heot
hers
ide

'
caus
eyoudon'
tknow

howt
ocont
rolyourbl
adder
.

Boo-
ya!

Ri
ghti
nfr
ontofyourma.
"

Nowyougot
tas
itt
her
e

wi
tht
he"
shel
yin'
"face.

"
What
?

You'
real
iar
.

No,you'
real
iar
.

You'
real
iar
.

No,you'
real
iar
.

You'
real
iar
.
That
'sMount
ainDew.

Idi
dn'
tpeeonanyt
hing.
"

That
'st
hedi
ffer
ence.

Ladi
es,y'
al
lgot
oof
ar.

Whenyougetmad,

y'
al
lseer
ed.

Y'
al
lgot
othepoi
nt

ofnor
etur
n,man.

Whydoyougr
ab

t
hes
teer
ingwheel

whi
leamani
sdr
ivi
ng?

Why?Why
?!

Webot
hint
hecar
.

You'
regonnaki
llusbot
h.

Butyoudon'
tcar
e

'
caus
eyous
eer
ed.

(f
als
ett
o)

"
Fuckyou!

(s
creams)

Ki
llus
!

Ki
llusbot
h!"

Ki
llus
!

Ki
llusbot
h!"

"
Hey.Hey!

Ki
llyours
ide,bi
tch.
Ai
n'tno'
ki
llus
.'

usai
n'tmad.

Yougott
heat
tit
ude.
"

Iknowwomen.

Icanbr
eakwomendown.

I
'
m gonna

t
ellyouguyss
omet
hing

t
hatyou'
renotgonnal
ike,

butyouneedt
oheari
t.

Youneedt
oheari
t.

Notonewomani
nthi
sroom

l
ikesf
orherman

t
ohaveagoodt
ime

whens
he'
snotar
ound.

Notone.

I
t'
sat
rues
tat
ement
.

Is
ees
omeofy'
al
llooki
n'

atmewi
that
tit
ude.

Is
ees
omeofy'
al
llooki
n'

atmewi
that
tit
ude.

"
Nott
rue.Idon'
tcar
e.

Havef
un.Shutup.

Ki
llyour
sel
f.
"

Letmet
ellyouwhy.

J
ustl
is
ten.
Letmet
ellyouwhy

If
eell
iket
his
,okay?

Idon'
tsayanyt
hing

t
hatIcannotpr
ove.

That
'syourl
ady

r
ightt
her
e,r
ight
?

I
fI'
m wr
ong,s
weet
ie,

t
ellmeI
'
m wr
ong.

Youeverbeen

outwi
thyourboys
?

You'
rewi
thyourboys
.

Youai
n'tdoi
ngnot
hingwr
ong.

Ai
n'tnowomenar
ound.

You'
rehav
ingagoodt
ime

wi
thyourboy
s.

Shecal
lyou

whi
leyouout
.

Whenyoupi
ckupt
hephone,

s
hehear
sfun

i
nthebackgr
ound.

That
'swhyt
hey

getanat
tit
ude.

'
caus
eshehear
sfun.

Youpi
ckupt
hephone

havi
ngagoodt
ime.
(l
aughs)

"
Hey,s
hutup,St
eve!

Hey!No,hey,

Iai
n'tgonnat
ake

anot
hers
hot
.

No,hey!

(s
creeches)

Yo,Is
weart
oGod

t
hatwasl
iket
hebes
t

ni
ghtofmyl
if
e.

Is
weart
oGod.

Hey.

Hey,what
'sup,babe?"

(f
lat
ly)

"
Youknowwhat
?

Not
hing.Doyou.

Ihaven'
t

gott
imef
ort
his
.

Doyou,booboo.

Doyou,

booboo.

Doyou,booboo.

Doyou,

booboo.

Youknowwhy?
'
caus
eI'
madome!

(s
hri
eks)

Doyou,booboo!

Doyou!

Ever
yti
meIcal
l

youal
waysl
aughi
ng.

(s
hri
eks)

Whatt
hef
uck

i
ssof
unny?!

Youl
aughi
ng

atmys
tret
chmar
ks?"

"
What
?Nobodyknows

youhaves
tret
chmar
ks.
"

(s
hri
eks)

"
What
ever
!"

Y'
al
lcr
azy,man.

Y'
al
lar
ecr
azy
.

I
'
m ver
yser
ious
,man.

I
'
ll-
-I'
l
lgo

as
tepf
urt
her
.

Fort
hos
epeopl
ethat

ar
enotbel
iev
ersyet
,

I
'
llgoas
tepf
urt
her
.

Fort
hos
epeopl
ethat

ar
enotbel
iev
ersyet
,
I
'
llgoas
tepf
urt
her
.

Fel
las
,youever

haveagenui
nel
augh

ar
oundyourl
ady?

I
'
mtal
kingabout

t
owher
eyours
tomachhur
t.

Youknowt
hegoodl
aughs
?

Oneoft
hem.

(mi
micsl
aught
er)

Youeverl
ook

aty
ourl
ady'
sface?

Seehowmads
heget

'
caus
eshe'
snot

apar
toft
hel
augh?

Lookatherf
ace.

Yout
hinkI
'
mlyi
ng?

(mi
micsl
aught
er)

"
Whatt
hehel
l

ar
eyoul
aughi
ngat
?"

"
Idon'
tknow.

It
houghtever
ythi
ngwascool
.

Idi
dn'
tknow.
"

It
houghtever
ythi
ngwascool
.

Idi
dn'
tknow.
"

Iknowwhat
I
'
mtal
kingabout
.

Ladi
es,Iknowwhat

youguysar
ethi
nki
ng.

You'
rel
ike,"
what
ever
.

Men,youdo

t
hes
amet
hingt
oo.

Y'
al
lgetanat
tit
ude

wi
thuswhenwegoout
."

I
'
llt
ellyous
omet
hing,l
adi
es.

Wedon'
treal
lygi
veaf
uck.

Letmet
ellyouwhy.

Hey,l
is
ten.Li
sten.

Wedon'
t.

I
t'
sal
lanact
,okay?

I
fyouguyscoul
d

s
eehowmuchf
unwehave

whenyoul
eavet
hehous
e

andwe'
real
one-
-

Ther
e'ss
omuchf
uns
tuf
f

t
hathappens
.

You'
l
lneverknow

aboutt
hiss
tuf
f.

I
t'
sjus
tagoodt
ime.

Wegott
oputont
hats
how

s
oyouf
eell
ikewecar
e.
Wegott
oputont
hats
how

s
oyouf
eell
ikewecar
e.

I
t'
sal
las
how.

"
Babe,no.

Comeon,babe.

Babe,pl
eas
e.

Ever
yni
ghtwi
tht
hem.

Comeon.

Spendt
imewi
thme,

yourman-
-

Andt
hebi
tchi
sgone.

Yeah!Yeah!

Ohoh,I
'
m bymys
elf

What
?

Oh,I
'
m bymy
sel
f

WhatI
'
m gonnado?

WhatI
'
m gonnado?

I
'
mabeatmydi
ck,

I
'
m gonnabeatmydi
ck

I
'
mageti
t,

I
'
mageti
t

Wher
ethel
apt
opat
?

Wher
ethel
apt
opat
?

I
'
mageti
t,

I
'
mageti
t."
That
'swhatwedo.

That
'swhatwedo.

Soonasyoul
eave,

t
her
e'ss
omuchf
il
th

t
hatgoesdown.

I
fyoudon'
tbel
ieveme-
-

I
fyoudon'
tbel
ieveme,

l
adi
es,

nex
tti
meyoul
eavet
hehous
e,

comebacki
nfi
vemi
nut
es.

Ibetyoucat
chhi
m

doi
ngnas
tys
hit
.

Betmoney.

Betmoneyyoucat
chhi
m.

Soonasyoul
eave,

comebacki
n.

"
Hey!Gett
he-
-

Hey,gi
rl
.

It
houghtyous
aid

youwasgoi
ngt
owor
k.

Goddamni
t.

Yougots
omebodywi
thyou?

I
ssomebodywi
thyou?

Wai
tami
nut
e.

Letmecl
eanup.
Letmebl
ow

t
hes
ecandl
esout
.

(bl
owi
ng)

Goddamni
t.

It
houghtyouwas

gonnabegoneal
lday.

(bl
ows)

Setupaneveni
ng

f
ormy
sel
f,

yougonnacomeback

al
lfas
t.

Whydi
dn'
tyour
ingabel
l?

Youdon'
tri
ngbel
ls
?

Youj
ustgonnaus
eakey

'
caus
eyoul
iveher
e.

Youar
esomet
hingel
se.

(chuckl
es)

Somet
hingel
se.
"

Iknowwhat

I
'
mtal
kingabout
.

Iknowwhat

I
'
mtal
kingabout
.

Ladi
es,I
'
m gonnabehones
t.

Iunder
standyouguys
.

Ir
eal
lydo.
Iunder
standyouguys
.

Yourbi
gges
tfear

i
snotbei
ngf
un.

Youdon'
teverwant

yourmant
othi
nkt
hat

you'
renotf
un.

That
'swhyyou'
real
ways

l
ooki
ngf
orval
idat
ion.

Al
ways
.You'
real
ways

l
ooki
ngf
orval
idat
ion.

"
Babe,I
'
mfun,r
ight
?

Huh?Babe,l
ook.

Remember
?

Ri
ght
?

Remembert
hatt
ime?

Remember
?Jumps
hot
.

Remember
,Iwasl
ike,

'
ahhh,i
nyourf
ace.

Mi
chaelj
ordaaan.
'

r
emember
?No?"

Mi
chaelj
ordaaan.
'

r
emember
?No?"

See?That
'swhywet
ry

t
omakeyouf
eelf
un.

That
'swhywel
is
ten
t
oyours
tor
ies
.

Tobehones
t,

Ican'
tst
andwhen

woment
ells
tor
ies
.

Ihat
eit
.

I
tmakesmybal
lsi
tch.

Ihat
eit
.

Is
wear
.

I
t'
sjus
tabunchofwor
ds

wi
thnopl
ot,nomi
ddl
e,

noendi
ng

andi
t'
sal
waysangr
y.

Whyar
eal
lyours
tor
ies

s
oangr
y?

Ever
ythi
ngaboutwor
kismean.

Howcomenot
hinggood

everhappensatwor
k?

I
t'
sal
waysbad.

"
Babe,l
etmet
ellyou

aboutt
hisbi
tchSabr
ina

att
heof
fic
etoday.

"
Babe,l
etmet
ellyou

aboutt
hisbi
tchSabr
ina

att
heof
fic
etoday.

Fi
rstofal
l,
s
hecomesi
ntheof
fice

wi
thwhi
tes
tocki
ngson

andbl
acks
hoes
.

Uh,ex
cus
eme,bi
tch,

LaborDayi
sov
er.

Huh?'
scus
eme.Boop.

Thankyou.

Bac
kspace.

Del
etet
hat
.Huh-
uh.
"

Theys
tar
ttal
kingabout

pr
obl
emsi
ntheof
fice.

Wedon'
tfucki
n'know.

"
Letmet
ellyou

whats
hedi
d,baby.

Shecomet
ome

t
alki
ngabout
,

'
canyougopr
intt
his

outt
hef
axmachi
ne?'

'
uh,no.

Iam anex
ecut
ive

admi
nis
trat
iveas
sis
tant
,

notyouras
sis
tant
.'
"

wegott
oactl
ikeweknow

what
'sgoi
ngon.

"
Whaaaat
?
"
Whaaaat
?

Shet
oldyout
opr
inti
t

outt
hef
axmachi
ne?

Huh-
uh.

No,s
hedi
dn'
t.

Thatbi
tchi
scr
azy.

Notmybaby.
"

"
Thankyou.
"

Theyal
ltur
n

i
ntot
hecomput
ers
.

"
Thankyou.

It
oldt
hebi
tch,'
boop.

Bac
kspace.No.L-
o-l
.

R-
t-o-
f-m-
a-o.

Thankyou.

Del
etet
hat
.

M-
t-f
-o-
m-o-
f-o-
h-s
."

"
Whatdi
dyouj
usts
ay?"

"
Gett
hef
uckoutofmyf
ace.

Wecan'
tcur
sei
ntheof
fice.
"

"
Okay.
"

Idon'
tunder
stand

youguys
.

Il
oveyou,
butIdon'
t

under
standyou.
Il
oveyou,
butIdon'
t

under
standyou.

Butasmen,

wehavet
o.

I
'
m notgonnal
ie.

We'
renotper
fect
.

Wear
enotper
fect
.

IknowI
'
m notper
fect
.

Ther
eas
onwhy,l
adi
es?

You'
vegotal
it
tle

t
odowi
tht
hat
.

Youputmenont
oohi
gh

ofapedes
tal
.

What
everpedes
tal

youhaveuson,

t
akeusof
f.

I
t'
stoohi
gh.

We'
renevergonnameet

yourex
pect
ati
ons
.

Takeusof
f.

I
'
mser
ious
.

HERE'
STHETHI
NGABOUTMEN:

Onceyour
eal
iz
e

wedodumbs
hit
,

we'
redumbs
omet
imes
,
we'
regonnaf
uckup-
-

That
'sournat
ureasaman.

we'
regonnaf
uckup-
-

That
'sournat
ureasaman.

Onceyouguysr
eal
iz
ethat

we'
l
lgetal
ongs
omuchbet
ter
.

I
fyoudon'
tbel
ieveme

t
hatmendodumbs
hit

anddon'
treal
iz
eit
,

l
is
tent
o'em.

Li
stent
otheans
wer
s

wegi
veyou

whenwedodumbs
hit
.

Youeverhearhowdumb

ourans
wer
sar
ewhen

wedodumbs
hit
?

"
Soyouj
ustgonna

s
itdownt
her
eatt
hepool

wi
thal
lthem nakedbi
tches
?"

"
Wel
l,It
houghti
twascool
.

(mumbl
es)

I
'
m wai
ti
n'onyou

t
ocomedown.
"

Thi
sri
ghther
eist
henat
ional

dumbni
ggas
tance.
Wheneveryourman-
-

Wheneverhegetbow-
legged

andt
ouchhi
sface.
..

"
I'
m wai
ti
n'

onever
ybodyel
se.

"
I'
m wai
ti
n'

onever
ybodyel
se.

I
'
mthi
nki
n'ever
ybody

gonnaeatt
hechi
ps.
"

"
What
?

Whatar
eyou

t
alki
ngabout
,man?"

IknowI
'
m notper
fect
.

IknowIdodumbs
hit
.

Ido.

Icanadmi
tthat
.

I
'
veneverdone

cr
azys
tuf
f.

Iai
n'tneverput

myhandsonmyl
ady.

Ineverwentt
hatf
ar.

Ipl
unkedheronet
ime.

Idi
ddot
hat
.

Ri
ghti
nthef
orehead.

Mm,i
twass
oli
d.
I
tjus
tjumpedoutmybody.

Idon'
tknowwher
e

i
tcamef
rom.

Shewasdr
ivi
ng,

I
'
mli
ke,"
bit
ch,

yout
hinki
t'
sagame?"

Shewasdr
ivi
ng,

I
'
mli
ke,"
bit
ch,

yout
hinki
t'
sagame?"

Youwoul
d'vet
hought

I
'
dhi
theri
nthehead

wi
thabat
.

Shewent
..
.

(s
creams)

Iwass
car
ed.

It
houghtIwasgoi
ngt
ojai
l.

"
Hey,I
'
msor
ry.

Getyourpl
unkback.

Her
e.Geti
t.

Pl
unkmeback.

Let
'sbeeven.

Comeon.

Pl
unkmeback.

Ij
ustwannabeeven.

Pl
eas
epl
eas
e?
Canyoupl
eas
epl
unkmeback?"

That
'sj
ustmebei
nghones
t.

Ther
ear
ecer
tai
nthi
ngs

I
'
m notgoodat
.

I
'
m notagood

s
tor
m-out
ter
,peopl
e.

Icanadmi
tthat
.

Fort
hos
ewhodonotknow

whats
tor
mingouti
s,

t
hat
'swhenyou

l
eavet
hehous
eangr
y.

t
hat
'swhenyou

l
eavet
hehous
eangr
y.

"
I'
msi
ckoft
his
!I'
m gone!
"

Sl
am t
hedoor
.

Boom!

Thepur
pos
eofs
tor
mingout

i
stol
eavet
hei
ll
usi
on

i
nyourl
ady'
shead

t
hatyou'
renever

comi
ngback.

Whenyous
lam t
hedoor
,

s
he'
ssuppos
edt
obr
eakdown.

Soonasyous
lam t
hedoor
.

"
I'
m gone!
"Boom!
Shebr
eaksdown.

Thi
sismyi
mpr
ess
ion

ofawomanbr
eaki
ngdown.

"
No.OhmyGod,

pl
eas
edon'
t.

No.No,

don'
tdot
hist
ome.

No,ever
yti
meIdot
his
,

youdot
his
.

No.
"

(mumbl
es)

Ihat
ewhenwomencr
y

andt
ryt
otal
k.

Ican'
tst
andt
hats
hit
.

Ican'
tst
andt
hats
hit
.

"
Iai
n'twannadot
hat
.

Iai
n'tt
ryi
n't
odonot
hing.
"

Il
ookl
iket
hef
irs
t

s
lavet
oeverwal
k.

"
Idon'
twantt
odonot
hing.

Iwasj
ustt
ryi
ng.
..
"

(mumbl
es)

I
t'
stoomuch.

I
'
m gonnat
ellyouwhy

I
'
m notagoods
tor
m-out
ter
.
Youknowwhy?

If
orgets
tuf
f.

Youcan'
tst
orm out

andf
orgets
hit
,

'
caus
eyougott
ogoback,

gett
hes
hityouf
orgot
.

Youl
ooks
tupi
d.

Tr
ustme,f
ell
as.

Iknowf
rom ex
per
ience.

Youl
eaveangr
y--

"
I'
msi
ckoft
his
,man!

I
'
m done!

Youl
eaveangr
y--

"
I'
msi
ckoft
his
,man!

I
'
m done!

Idon'
tcar
e!

I
'
m done!For
getyou!

For
gett
hehous
e.

I
'
m out
!"Boom!

"
Don'
tgi
veas
hit
,man.

Mykeys
.Goddamni
t.

Mykeysont
het
hing.

Babe,l
etmegetmykeys

ont
het
opoft
het
hing.

Il
eftmykeysup
ont
het
opoft
het
hing.

Pl
eas
e."

Ineedmykeys
.

Ineedmykeys

'
caus
eIgott
o

geti
nmycar
.

WhenIgeti
nmycar
,

Igetmycaron,

s
tepont
hegas
,

maket
het
iresbur
nout
.

(mi
micst
ires
creech)

Reas
onwhyIdot
hat
?

Women,youcan'
thandl
eit
.

Youbr
eakdown

af
terawhi
le.

Women,youcan'
thandl
eit
.

Youbr
eakdown

af
terawhi
le.

"
OhmyGod,no.

He'
sgonnaki
llhi
msel
f.

Nono.

Don'
tdoi
t.

Dot
hes
peedl
imi
t,

pl
eas
e.No.

Ever
yti
me.
..
"
(chuckl
es)

That
'smyi
mpr
ess
ion

ofwomen.

Hadt
ogetoutoft
her
e.

Tel
lyouanot
herr
eas
onwhy

Ican'
tst
orm out

oft
hehous
ecor
rect
ly.

Mys
onal
ways

wantt
ocome.

Can'
tst
orm outwi
thaki
d.

I
ttaket
ool
ong.

As
tor
m out
's

got
tabef
ast
.

I
nandout
.

Boom boom,qui
ck.

Mys
onbeatt
hedoor
.

"
Mm mm.
"

"
No!No!

St
aywi
thy
ourmot
her
."

(mi
micsf
uss
ing)

"
No!No!

St
aywi
thy
ourmot
her
."

(mi
micsf
uss
ing)

"
Boy,Goddamni
t,

s
taywi
thyourma.
"
Thi
siswhenwomen

t
ryt
ous
eki
ds

asammuni
ti
on.

"
Lookatyou.

Youcan'
tevent
ake

yours
onwi
thyou.

Hewantt
ogowi
thhi
sdad,

butyoucan'
tevent
ake

yours
onwi
thyou.
"

NowIcan'
tbe

api
eceofs
hit
.

I
'
vegott
opr
oveapoi
nt.

Igott
otakehi
m.

I
'
llt
ellyous
omet
hing,f
ell
as,

youl
ooks
tupi
dwhenyou

t
ryt
okeepyourat
tit
ude

andgetababy'
s

s
hitt
oget
her
.

Youl
ookdumb.

Fr
om ex
per
ience,

youl
ooks
tupi
d.

"
Idon'
tgi
veas
hit
.

I
'
llt
akehi
m.

Gett
hedi
aperbag.

Putt
hes
ippycupands
hit
i
nthebag.

Gett
hedi
aperbag.

Putt
hes
ippycupands
hit

i
nthebag.

Putt
hechangeofcl
othes

ands
hiti
nthebag.
"

Thi
siswhenIknew

Il
ookeds
tupi
d.

WhenIdi
dthi
s

wi
tht
hedi
aperbag,

"
bit
ch,yout
hink

Igi
veaf
uckaboutyou-
-

Letmet
ellyous
omet
hing,

yougotanot
hert
hingcomi
ng.
"

WhenIs
wungt
hedi
aperbag

overmys
houl
der
--

"
Yougotanot
her

goddamnt
hingcomi
ng

i
fyout
hink

Igi
veas
hit
."

I
twas
n'tgood,man.

Thi
sisme

s
peaki
ngt
het
rut
h.

See,Icant
alk

aboutr
elat
ions
hips
.
I
'
vebeeni
nonef
oryear
s.

Iknowr
elat
ions
hips
.

I
'
vebeeni
nonef
oryear
s.

Iknowr
elat
ions
hips
.

Is
eeal
otofcoupl
es

her
etoget
her
.

Youguysdon'
tunder
stand

whatyou'
rei
n.

Youdon'
tknow

hows
eri
ousi
tis
.

Idon'
tmi
nds
eei
ngcoupl
es.

Idon'
tli
kes
eei
ngnewcoupl
es.

Ican'
tst
andnewl
ove.

Ihat
eit
.

That
'smebei
nghones
t.

I
t'
stoomuch.

Idon'
tli
keoverl
ove.

Youevers
eet
hos
ecoupl
es

t
hatgot
oof
ar,

t
hat
'st
oomuch?

Youevers
eeacoupl
e

t
hat
'snewl
yinl
ove

t
ryt
oshar
e?

Youeverwi
tnes
sthat
?

"
Hey,babe.
Hey.Babe.

Hey,l
ovebut
ton.

Hey,l
ovebut
ton.

Hey,Igotal
it
tlebi
t

ofj
uicel
eft
.

Youwants
omej
uice?

Yeah?Youwannat
akeas
ip,

I
'
llt
akeas
ip,

yout
akeas
ip?

Youwantt
odoi
t

l
iket
hat
?

Youwannago

'
si
psi
psi
p'l
iket
hat

backandf
ort
h?

Yeah?Goahead.

Takeas
ip.

Ah.Gi
vei
ttome.

(babbl
es)

Youdoi
t.

(babbl
es)

Samet
ime.Doi
t.

Yournos
eisi
ntheway.

No,yournos
e

i
sint
heway
.

(babbl
es)
Il
oveyou.
"

(babbl
es)

Toomuc
h.

If
ucki
n'hat
eit
.

Il
ikeol
dercoupl
es.

Il
ikeol
dercoupl
es.

Il
ikecoupl
es

t
hat
'sgott
imei
n,man.

Youknowwhy?

Il
iket
oseet
hos
e

coupl
esar
gue.

Coupl
eswi
tht
imei
n,

s
mal
lpr
obl
emsbecome

bi
gpr
obl
ems
.

I
fyou'
vegott
imei
n,

j
uicecanbecomeapr
obl
em.

Letyougobuys
omej
uice

ands
he'
swi
thyouwhi
le

youbuyt
hej
uice.

Yougoout
side,

openupt
hej
uice,

s
heas
ksf
oras
ip.

Betmoneyyoul
oseyourmi
nd

overt
hats
ipofj
uice.

Betmoneyyous
nap.
Soonasyougetout
side,

"
babe,l
etmegetas
ip.
"

"
Uh,bi
tch,di
dn'
tyou

j
usts
eemebuyt
hej
uice

whenIwasi
nsi
de?

"
Uh,bi
tch,di
dn'
tyou

j
usts
eemebuyt
hej
uice

whenIwasi
nsi
de?

Soi
fyouwant
eds
omej
uice,

whydi
dn'
tyouas
k

f
ors
omej
uice?

Nowyouwant

as
ipofmyj
uice,

f
uckar
ound,

t
akeadoubl
esi
p,

I
'
mlef
twi
thal
it
tleas
ssi
p

'
caus
eyourover
-thi
rst
yas
s

wantt
otakeadoubl
esi
p.

No,getyourownj
uice.

Wal
kyourf
atas
sins
ide,

yous
ippi
n'-
jui
cebas
tar
d.

Youwas
n'teven

t
hinki
ngaboutj
uice.
"

That
'l
lbe

onyourmi
ndal
lday.
Sevenhour
slat
er,

you'
l
lbr
ingi
tbackup.

"
Asi
pofmygoddamnj
uic
e.

Youar
esomet
hingel
se,

youknowt
hat
?

Youar
esomet
hingel
se.

Youwer
en'
tevent
hinki
ng

aboutt
hej
uice.
"

Igoti
ntoanar
gument

overmas
hedpot
atoesonet
ime.

Weal
mos
tbr
okeup.

I
'
m ver
yser
ious
.

YouknowwhatIdon'
tpl
ay?

Idon'
tpl
ayt
hatpi
cki
ngof
f

mypl
ates
tuf
f,l
adi
es.

Don'
tpi
ckof
fmypl
ate.

I
'
m ver
yser
ious
.

Idon'
tli
kei
t.

I
nthebegi
nni
ng,men,

wehavet
odoi
t.

Ther
eas
onwhy?

We'
res
til
ltr
ying

t
oimpr
essyou.

Sowegoover
boar
d.

"
Hey,youwantal
it
tlepi
ece?
Yeah?

Youwantmet
ocuti
t?

Yeah,I
'
llcuti
t.

I
'
llgi
veyoual
lthi
s.

I
'
llj
ustl
eavet
his

l
it
tlepi
ecef
ormys
elf
.

Yeah.Nonono.

Ipr
obabl
yshoul
deat

t
hewhol
ethi
ng

'
caus
eI'
m adi
abet
ic,

butno,Ij
ustwantyou

t
obehappy.

Yeah.Yous
houl
d

def
ini
tel
ydr
ivehome.

Ican'
tsee.

I
t'
sal
it
tlebl
urr
y."

Wegoover
boar
d.

I
'
m gonnat
ellyou

whyIgotmad.

We'
reatar
est
aur
ant

get
tingr
eadyt
oeatdi
nner
.

Herf
oodc
omes

outbef
oremi
ne.

"
Youwantmet
owai
t?"

Is
aid,"
no,eatyourf
ood.
Mi
ne'
l
lbeout
.

Don'
twor
ryabouti
t.
"

She'
seat
ing.

Idon'
tas
k

f
oranyofherf
ood.

"
Enj
oyyourf
ood,babe.
"

Myf
oodcomesout
.

Hes
ays
,"enj
oyyourmeal
."

Is
aid,"
thankyou,s
ir.
"

It
akemynapki
n,f
op,

puti
tonmyl
ap.

Ther
eas
onIgof
op,i
t'
sbi
g

t
ome'
caus
eI'
msmal
l.

Ther
eas
onIgof
op,i
t'
sbi
g

t
ome'
caus
eI'
msmal
l.

I
ttakesupal
otofs
pace.

SoIbowmyhead

t
osaymygr
ace.

AsI
'
msayi
ngmygr
ace,

Ihearamet
alf
ork

onmypl
ate.

"
Uh,bi
tch,youcan'
t

wai
tti
llI
'
m done

t
alki
ngt
oJes
us

bef
oreyout
ouch
mygoddamnpl
ate?"

Youknowhowmadt
hatmademe?

"
Taket
hegoddamnf
ood,bi
tch!
"

Is
napped.

Igetmadf
ast
.

Li
ttl
eshi
tpi
ssesmeof
f.

Takesal
otofpat
ience,man.

Whol
elotofpat
ience

t
obei
nar
elat
ions
hip.

I
'
m under
standi
ngt
hatnow.

I
'
m under
standi
ngt
hat

i
nar
elat
ions
hip,

I
'
m under
standi
ngt
hatnow.

I
'
m under
standi
ngt
hat

i
nar
elat
ions
hip,

t
hingswi
llchange,peopl
e.

Not
hings
taysgr
eatf
orever
.

Sexwi
llchange.

I
nthebegi
nni
ng,

i
t'
samaz
ing.

Youknowwhy?

Men,we'
recr
eat
ive.

We'
res
pont
aneous
.

We'
vegotabunchofs
tuf
f

wewantyout
odo.
"
Comeon,

l
et'
sdot
his
.

Let
'st
ryt
his
."

We'
vegotawhol
e

bunchofs
tuf
f.

Butaf
terawhi
le,f
ell
as,

wegetr
epet
iti
ve.

Wes
tar
ttodot
hes
amet
hing

overandoveragai
n.

Yourl
adywi
llnever

t
ellyout
his
.

Yougott
obear
ealman.

Yougott
ocheckyourego

t
ofi
gur
ethi
sout
.

I
'
m gonnat
ellyouhow

youcant
ell

i
fyou'
vebeendoi
ng

t
hes
ames
tuf
fforyear
s.

Sheevergeti
ntoapos
iti
on

bef
oreyouputheri
nit
?

Sheevergeti
ntoapos
iti
on

bef
oreyouputheri
nit
?

Thi
nkabouti
t.

J
ustt
hinkabouti
tas
econd.

That
'showyoucant
ell
.
That
'show

t
heymes
swi
thyou.

You'
l
lbehavi
ngs
ex,

s
he'
sli
ke.
..

(moani
ng)

"
Youwantme

t
otur
nover
,ri
ght
?

Iknewi
t.

Samet
hings
ince'
88.

Youai
n'tchanged.
"

Shes
tar
tans
wer
ingques
tions

bef
oreyouas
k'em.

"
It'
syour
s."

"
Iai
n'ts
ays
hit
."

"
You'
reaboutt
o.

Yous
ayt
hes
amet
hing

ever
yti
memyas
s

getupi
ntheai
r.

You'
reaboutt
ocome.

Wat
ch,her
eitcome.

You'
reaboutt
ocome.

Wat
ch,her
eitcome.

Youcame?

It
oldyou.Hi
gh-
five.

What
'dIt
ellyou?
Iknowmyman.

Gi
vei
ttome.

Upt
op.
"

Yourdumbas
s

getupdanci
ng.

"
You'
regoddamnr
ight
.

It
oret
hatt
hingup.
"

No,youdi
dn'
t.

No,youdi
dn'
t.

I
t'
sthes
amedumbas
smoves

t
hatyou'
vebeendoi
ng.

IknowI
'
m notgood

ats
exanymor
e.

Iknowi
t.

Noneedf
ormet
oli
e.

We'
vebeent
oget
her

t
ool
ong.

I
'
m notgonnal
ie.

I
'
vet
riedt
oreki
ndl
e

t
hisf
lame,
peopl
e.

Ihave.

It
riedt
ospi
cei
tup.

Tr
iedhavi
ng

phones
exands
tuf
f,

Tr
iedhavi
ng
phones
exands
tuf
f,

buti
t'
shar
dforme.

I
'
vegott
oomanypeopl
e

i
nmyhous
e.

Igotki
ds,

Igotananny.

Igott
ocal
l

att
her
ightt
ime.

Ical
lonet
ime,

s
hepi
ckedup.

Iwasl
ike,"
whatyoudoi
n'?"

"
Not
hing.Layi
ngdown"

Is
aid,"
whydon'
tyou

l
ickyourf
ingerandt
ouch

yourni
ppl
e?"

Shes
aid,"
what
?"

Is
aid,"
shutup.

J
ustdoi
t.
"

Outofnowher
e,

al
lIhear
dwas
,

"
daddy,youwantme

t
odomi
net
oo?"

"
Hel
lo?Hel
lo?

Hel
lo?

I
sthatt
hebaby
ont
hephone?

Wel
l,whatt
hehel
l

i
sthebabydoi
ngon

t
hegoddamnphone?"

Wel
l,whatt
hehel
l

i
sthebabydoi
ngon

t
hegoddamnphone?"

WhenIcamehome,

i
t'
sli
ke,"
daddy!
"

"
Hey,no!

No!Comeher
e.

That
'sgay
!

Comeher
e.

Letmet
ellyous
omet
hing!
"

Idi
dn'
tknowwhatt
odo.

Idi
dnotknow

whatt
odo.

I
t'
sadi
ffi
cul
tti
me

f
orme.

I
'
m gonna

t
ellyous
omet
hing.

I
'
m gonnat
ellyouwher
e

al
lofmys
exadvi
cecomesf
rom.

Mygr
andpop.

Mygr
andpopgi
vesme
t
hebes
tadvi
ceever
.

Il
ovemygr
andpopt
odeat
h.

Iwi
shever
ybodycoul
d

meetmygr
andpop.

Il
ovemygr
andpopt
odeat
h.

Iwi
shever
ybodycoul
d

meetmygr
andpop.

I
fyou'
rel
uckyenough

t
ohaveyourgr
andpar
ent
s

i
nyourl
if
e,

andyouwannal
augh-
-

Li
stent
ome.

Shout
soutt
oal
ly'
al
l

wi
thgr
andpar
ent
s.

I
fyougotagr
andpar
ent

i
nyourl
if
e

andwantt
olaugh,

as
kyourgr
andpop-
-

J
usts
eewhathes
ay-
-

Say,"
grandpop,

when'
sthel
astt
ime

youhads
omeas
s?"

J
ustt
osee-
-

J
ustt
oseewhathes
ays
.

Ipr
omi
sey
oui
t'
llbe
t
hef
unni
ests
hityouever

hear
dinyourl
if
e.

Mygr
andpopneverans
wer
ed.

Hej
usts
aidabunchofs
tuf
f.

Thi
sisnotaj
oke.

Is
aid,"
grandpop,when'
s

t
hel
astt
imeyouhads
omeas
s?"

THI
SISEXACTLYWHATHESAI
D:

"
Heyhey,l
ookatme.

THI
SISEXACTLYWHATHESAI
D:

"
Heyhey,l
ookatme.

Okay?

Heyhey.

Hey.What
'dIdo?

YouknowwhatIdi
d.

Al
lri
ght
?Okay?

Letmet
ellyous
omet
hing.

Iputt
hatkeyi
nthatdoor

andl
ockedt
hatmot
her
fucker
,

di
dn'
tI?

Hey.Okay?Hey.Gaveher

t
hatgoddamn'
wha-
whan,
'

yes
,Idi
d.Yes
,Idi
d!

Lookatmyeyes
.

Rol
l'
em.
"
"
What
?Whatdoes

anyoft
hatmean?

Whatdi
dyouj
usts
ay?

Whatdi
dyous
ay,

gr
andpop?"

I
'
mtel
li
ngyou,man,

he'
sfunny.

Mygr
andpa'
soneoft
hos
e

ol
ddown-
sout
hol
dmen.

Whenmygr
andpacus
s,

hepr
onounceever
ylet
ter

i
nthec
usswor
d.

"
Sh-
ee-
it-
tt!
"

Li
kehe'
sser
ious
.

He'
sser
iousol
d,man.

Letmet
ellyou.

Thi
siswhathedoes

ever
yday.

Al
lmygr
andpopdoever
yday-
-

Hej
usts
tandatt
he

s
creendoor

andj
ustcompl
ain

ands
hit
.

Hej
ustf
ussal
lday.

"
Lookl
ookl
ookl
ook
l
ookl
ookl
ook.

"
Lookl
ookl
ookl
ook

l
ookl
ookl
ook.

Lookl
ookl
ookatt
his
.

Somebodycomel
ookatt
his
.

Lookatt
his
.

Somebodycomel
ookatt
his
.

Lookatt
his
.

Goddamncatdr
inki
ngmi
lk

outt
hebowl
.

Getoutt
hebowl
!"

Thi
siswhatmakesmel
augh.

Af
terheyel
lats
omet
hin'
,

hes
tar
eati
tforal
ongt
ime.

"
Getoutt
hebowl
!"

Hewasas
leep.

Hef
ellas
leep.

Iwi
shy'
al
l

coul
dseehi
m.

Ki
dsbet
eas
in'
him.

Ki
dsar
emean,man.

Whyar
eki
dss
omean?

'
caus
etheyknowhecan'
t

getoutt
hes
creendoor
.

Theyt
eas
ehi
m.
Theycomeupt
othedoor
.

Theyt
eas
ehi
m.

Theycomeupt
othedoor
.

Shi
t.

Heget
ssomad.

(mi
micss
plut
ter)

Haveyouevers
een

anol
dper
son

getr
ealpi
ssedof
f

t
il
ltheys
tar
tmaki
ng

t
hem noi
ses
?

(mi
micss
plut
ter)

"
What
?

What
'dhes
ay?"

"
He'
sjus
tangr
y.

He'
sanangr
yol
dman.
"

Is
awmygr
andpopf
all

onet
ime.

Funni
ests
hitI
'
veever

s
eeni
nmyl
if
e.

Tookmygr
andpop

47s
econdst
ofal
l.

Tookmygr
andpop

47s
econdst
ofal
l.

I
ttookt
ool
ong.
I
ttookwayt
ool
ong.

I
t'
sfunny,

buti
t'
snotf
unny.

I
'
m gonnas
howyou

ex
act
lywhatIs
aw.

Thi
sishowmygr
andpaf
ell
.

Thi
sisex
act
lywhatIs
aw.

Ahh.
..

Igott
iredofwat
chi
ng.

Ij
ustki
ckedi
t.

"
Stop.Letgo.

Igott
iredofwat
chi
ng.

Ij
ustki
ckedi
t.

"
Stop.Letgo.

St
opi
t.St
opi
t.

I
tcoul
dhavebeenover
.

You'
venoteven

gott
hatf
ar.St
op.

I
t'
stoomuch,

gr
andpop.
"

Wat
chi
ngpeopl
efal
l

i
sfunny.

Whenwast
hel
astt
ime

your
eal
lyf
ell
?

"
Ohohoh!
"
Oneoft
hos
e.

"
Ohnono!
"

Hey,Shaq,
whenyouf
all

dur
ingt
hegames
,

i
t'
sthef
unni
ests
hit

I
'
veevers
eeni
nmyl
if
e.

Hey,youevers
eehi
slegs

af
terhef
all
?

Nex
tti
me,l
ook.

I
'
mtel
li
ngyou,y'
al
l.

Nex
tti
meyouwat
ch

agameandhef
all
,

t
hisex
act
lywhathedo.

Look,i
t'
sal
ways

s
omet
hings
tupi
d.

Hegoupt
ogetar
ebound,

hedon'
tgeti
t.

"
Oh.No.
"

LeBr
on.Thi
sisLeBr
on.

Lookathi
m.

LeBr
on.Thi
sisLeBr
on.

Lookathi
m.

"
Goddamni
t,Shaq.

Getyouras
s--Shi
t,man.

Getup.
"
"
Idi
dn'
tknow.

Idi
dn'
tknow.
"

(l
aughi
ng)

Okay,onemor
e,onemor
e.

Shaq,t
hisi
show

youf
allf
ront
war
ds.

"
Hey,no.

OhGod,pl
eas
e."

Hol
yshi
t!

Hol
yshi
t!

Oh,y'
al
lgott
olook

att
hecoac
h'sf
ace.

Y'
al
ldon'
twat
ch

t
her
ights
hit
,man.

Thi
sisShaqf
all
ing

andt
hisi
sthecoach.

"
Somebodyhel
phi
sas
sup.

LeBr
on,gethi
m up!
"

(mumbl
esgr
uff
ly)

"
Nonono.

Ipus
hedhi
mtoohar
d."

It
oldyouIwasgonna

f
uckwi
thyou.

I
'
m gonnat
elly'
al
l,

t
hef
ucked-
uppar
t
aboutt
hatj
oke?

If
uckedmykneeupj
ustnow.

Thats
hithur
t.

Thats
hithur
t

s
ogoddamnbad.

It
riedt
oruni
tof
f.

Thats
hitl
ockedup

onme,di
dn'
tit
?

Thatagei
scomi
ngout
.

Thats
hithur
tli
kehel
l.

Tal
kingaboutpeopl
efal
li
ng.

Tal
kingaboutpeopl
efal
li
ng.

Tel
lyouwhoel
sei
sfunny

t
owat
chf
all
.

Women,youdon'
tfal
l,

youbuckl
e.

Il
ikewat
chi
ng

youguysbuckl
e--

Thatheel
.

Fopf
op.

Il
iket
hat
.

Thatheelgethol
dofy'
al
l.

Fopf
opr
ealqui
ck.

Oh,t
hat
'st
hef
unni
est

s
hitevert
ome.
Y'
al
ldon'
tknow

howt
opl
ayi
tof
f.

Y'
al
ldon'
tknow-
-

Theydon'
tknow

whatt
odos
otheyt
ry

t
ost
ayr
egul
ar.

I
t'
sal
ways

onacut
eni
ght
."No,gi
rl
.

Theyt
alki
n''
bout
--

Toni
ght
--Nono,bi
tch.

Pl
eas
e,gett
he-
-

Gett
heheel
.

No,i
t'
ssl
ushy.

Gett
heheel
.

No,i
t'
ssl
ushy.

Gett
heheel
.

Gett
heheel

backt
her
e,pl
eas
e."

Ory'
al
ldo-
-

Ory'
al
ldot
hats
hit
--

Ory'
al
ldot
hats
hit

wher
ey'
al
lmi
ssas
tep.

Youevers
eeagi
rl

mi
ssas
tep?

Shedon'
tfal
ldownt
hes
teps
.
Y'
al
lri
de'
em.

"
N-n-
no.
"

Y'
al
ldot
hatr
ightt
her
e?

"
N-n-
nonono.

N-
n-no.
"

Youevernot
icet
her
e'sal
ways

aper
ver
tguyt
ocat
chyou?

"
N-n-
no.
"

"
Igotyou.

Goddamn.Igotyou.

Oh,damni
t.

Goddamn.

Youal
mos
tfel
l,

di
dn'
tyou?

Youal
mos
tfel
l,

di
dn'
tyou?

Igotyou.

No,Igotyou

byyourt
itt
ies
.

That
'swhatIcaught

youby-
-Yourt
itt
ies
.

J
esus
.

I
'
venevers
een

anybodyf
alll
iket
hat
.

Thatwasgood.
Icaughtherr
ightt
her
e.

Di
dyous
eehowIcaughther
?

Hert
itt
ywasi
nmyhand.
"

I
'
mjoki
ngar
ound

andmaki
ngf
unof

peopl
efal
li
ng,

ol
dpeopl
eands
tuf
f,

butIcandot
hat
.

Knowwhy?

Ihaveol
dpeopl
e

i
nmyl
if
ethatI
'
m cl
oset
o.

Myr
oadmanagerandI

ar
ever
ycl
ose.

He'
sol
der
.He'
sol
d.

Wef
ightal
ott
hough.

I
t'
ski
ndof

l
ikear
elat
ions
hip.

Beenar
oundmef
oryear
s.

Hewaswi
thmebef
oremoney

evencamei
ntot
hepi
ctur
e.

He'
stheones
crambl
ing

upf
orme.

Whenyou'
rear
ound

s
omebodyf
ors
olong,

nat
ural
lyy
ous
tar
t
t
obut
theads
.

Li
ttl
eshi
tannoyyou.

Idon'
tli
ke

t
hewayhes
neez
es.

Idon'
tli
kei
t.

Is
weart
oGod,

whenhes
neez
e,

i
t'
sacl
osecal
l.

Is
weart
oGod,

whenhes
neez
e,

i
t'
sacl
osecal
l.

Yout
hink

he'
saboutt
odi
e.

Thi
sishowhes
neez
e.

I
'
m notbul
ls
hit
ting.

I
t'
sthes
car
ies
tshi
t

I
'
veeverhear
dinmyl
if
e.

(mi
micsr
aucouss
neez
e)

I
'
venevers
eennobody

cat
cht
hei
rbr
eat
h

f
rom as
neez
e.

He'
sol
dthough,man.

Hedoess
omuchs
hit

t
hatpi
ssesmeof
f.

Idon'
tli
kei
t
whenpeopl
ear
esl
ow.

He'
sver
ysl
ow.

Whenyougeti
nthecar
,

howl
ongdoesi
ttake

yout
opul
lof
f?

Whenyougeti
nthecar
,

howl
ongdoesi
ttake

yout
opul
lof
f?

Acoupl
eseconds
,ri
ght
?

Okay.

I
ttookhi
m 25mi
nut
es

t
opul
lof
ftheot
herday.

I
'
m deads
eri
ous
.

Ican'
t--

Ican'
ttel
lyou.

Igott
oshowyou.

Butdon'
tmakeme

l
augh,okay?

I
'
m gonnas
howyou

ex
act
lywhathedi
d.

Okay.

I
'
mint
hec
ar.

I
'
mint
hepas
sengers
eat
.

Igotmys
eat
bel
ton.

I
'
mreadyf
orhi
m.
Al
lhe'
sgott
odo

i
sgeti
n,pul
lof
f.

I
'
m gonnas
howyou.

Don'
tmakemel
aught
hough.

"
Allr
ight
.

Let
'sgo.

(gr
unt
s)

Okay.

(mi
micss
neez
e)

Oh.Ohno.

Okay.

Heyhey.

Hey,Kevi
n.

Hey,Kevi
n.

Hey,Kevi
n.

Hey.

Heyhey,Kevi
n.

Lookwher
etheyat
."

NowIdon'
twannal
augh

'
caus
eIwannas
eewhat

he'
sgonnas
ay

aboutt
aki
ngs
olong.

Thi
sisex
act
lywhathedi
d.

I
'
m notbul
ls
hit
ting.

"
OhGod.Al
lri
ght
.
Al
lri
ght
,let
'sgo.

Al
lri
ght
.

Goti
t.

Al
lri
ght
,goti
t.

Goti
t.

Goti
t.

Your
eady?Your
eady

t
ogetonoutofher
e?"

Your
eady?Your
eady

t
ogetonoutofher
e?"

"
Whatt
hef
--Yes
.

I
'
m wai
ti
ngonyou.

Comeon.
"

Thi
sist
hes
hit

t
hatpi
ssedmeof
f.

He'
sal
l,"
let
'sgo.

Got
chagot
chagot
cha.
"

Whatt
hef
ucki
sthi
s?

"
Whyar
eyous
hoot
ingatme?"

Thats
hitmademes
omad.

Li
ke"
whatt
hef
uck?

Don'
tputyourhands

i
nmyf
ace.

You'
rebei
nganas
shol
e.

J
ustdr
ive,man.
Don'
tsays
hitt
ome.

J
ustdr
ivet
hecar
."

Thati
stheonl
yti
me

I
'
veevercus
sedatNat
e.

He'
dnevergotmad

t
othepoi
ntwher
e

he'
dcus
sback.

Thi
sist
hef
irs
tti
me

heevercus
sedbackatme.

Icoul
dtel
lhowol
dhewas

byt
hewayhecus
sedatme.

Icoul
dtel
lhowol
dhewas

byt
hewayhecus
sedatme.

THI
SISWHATHESAI
D:

"
Letmet
ellyou

s
omet
hing,s
ucka.

Hey!Li
sten,J
ack,

youai
n'tnot
hing

butapi
eceofchees
e

wi
thoutt
hecor
ner
s.

I
not
herwor
ds,

youai
n'tnevergonnabe

as
li
ce,bi
tch.
"

"
Whatdi
dyou

j
usts
ayt
ome?"
"
Youhear
dwhat

t
hef
uckIs
aid.
"

Her
e'st
het
hing-
-

Igi
veNat
eal
otofs
hit
.

It
eas
eNat
eal
ot,okay?

Butatt
heendoft
heday,

he'
sgotmyback.

Iknowhedoes
.

Nat
e'dt
akeabul
let

f
ormei
fhehadt
o.

HowdoIknowt
his
?

I
t'
sbeenconf
irmed.

Al
lri
ght
?

Wewasi
nDal
las
,Tex
as-
-

Wewasi
nDal
las
,Tex
as-
-

Me,Nat
e,myboyHar
ry,

Wayne,s
pank-
-

Myl
adywaswi
thme.

Wehav
ingagoodt
ime.

Wedoas
how,we'
reat

t
heaf
terpar
ty.

Weget
tin'
iti
n.

Mmm mmm

Getmoney
,

mmm mmm
Getmoney
.

Weget
tin'
iti
n,r
ight
?

Il
ookup,

t
heowneroft
hecl
ub,

hegotmyl
adybyt
hear
m,

hergi
rl
fri
endbyt
heot
herar
m,

he'
sthr
owi
ngt
hem out
.

Is
awi
thappen,

butIact
edl
ikeIdi
dn'
t

'
caus
eIdi
dn'
twantt
o

beapar
tofi
t.

Idi
dn'
twant

t
obei
nvol
ved.

MyboyWayne

wasl
ike,"
yo,hegot

yourgi
rlbyt
hear
m."

"
What
?Chi
ll
.

Don'
tnobodydos
hit
.

Igoti
t.
"

"
What
?Chi
ll
.

Don'
tnobodydos
hit
.

Igoti
t.
"

Ir
unupt
ohi
m.

Is
ay,"
don'
tputyour

handsonmyl
ady,man.
"
Ipus
hedhi
m.

Hedi
dn'
tgobackt
hatf
ar,

buti
twas

agoodpus
hforme.

I
twasal
lIhad.

WhenIdi
dit
,

hewasl
ike,"
secur
ity
!"

Secur
itycameup,

gr
abbedme,
putmei
n

af
ull
-Nel
son.

Nowyouknowhow

yout
hinky
oumaki
ng

s
omebodys
truggl
e?

Yout
hinkyou

gi
ve'
em ahar
dwayt
ogo?

It
houghtIwas
,

butIwas
n't
.

Iwasj
ustmovi
ngmyf
ace.

Iwasl
ike.
..

(gr
unt
s)

Sonowi
nmymi
nd,I
'
mli
ke,

"
wher
eisWayneat
?"

That
'smys
ecur
ityguar
d.

That
'swhoIpayf
ors
hit

l
iket
hisnott
ohappen.
Oncue,Wayneandmyboy

s
pankcomer
unni
ngup,

Oncue,Wayneandmyboy

s
pankcomer
unni
ngup,

t
heygr
ab

t
hes
ecur
ityguar
ds.

They'
rel
ike,"
getof
fhi
m.

Lethi
m go.
"

NowIhear'
em.

I
'
mst
il
linaf
ull
-Nel
son,

butIhearmyf
riends

s
oIf
eelbet
ter
.

IknowI
'
msaf
enow.

Butbef
oret
heyl
etmego,

t
heownermus
hesme!

Heput
shi
shandonmyf
ace.

"
Isai
dgett
hef
uck

out
taher
e."

Mus
hedme.

Ineverhadnobody

putt
hei
rhandonmyf
ace.

Idi
dn'
tknowwhatt
odo.

Idi
dn'
tknowhow

t
ogeti
tof
f.

Ipani
cked.
Ipani
cked.

Il
ickedhi
spal
m.

Il
ickedt
hes
hit

outofhi
spal
m.

"
Getyourhands
..
.

Of
fmyf
ace.
"

Hewasl
ike.
..

(gut
tur
algr
unt)

Hewasl
ike.
..

(gut
tur
algr
unt)

Thent
heyl
etmego.

NowI
'
mfr
ee,

butI
'
m notl
eavi
ng

'
caus
eIdon'
twanthi
m

t
othi
nkI
'
m abi
tch.

SoIr
unbackupt
ohi
m.

"
Yo,man,don'
tputyour

handsonmyf
ace.

Youdon'
tknowmel
iket
hat
."

AsI
'
mtal
kingt
ohi
m,

I
'
mli
ke,"
ohs
hit
,

he'
sinaf
ight
ings
tance.

Kev,heaboutt
ohi
tyou.

Pr
otectyour
sel
f.

Bet
teryet
,
hi
thi
mfi
rst
."

It
hrowapunch.

Punchedhi
mri
ghti
nthef
ace.

Bow!Neverhi
tnobody

i
nthef
acebef
ore.

Iwasex
cit
ed.

Icel
ebr
ated.

Iwasl
ike,

"
yeah,bi
tch.

Youdon'
twanti
t.

Realni
ggas
.

Al
lday.

D-
block.Al
lday
.

Bymys
elf
.

Gunonmywai
st.

Bymys
elf
.

Gunonmywai
st.

Smi
leonmyf
ace.

I
njai
l.

Onebed.

Onebl
anket
.

Youwannago

ni
ghtni
ght
,ni
gga?

Youwanna

goni
ghtni
ght
,ni
gga?"
Sonowhet
ries

t
otackl
eme.

AsI
'
minmys
peech,

het
ackl
esme.

Whywoul
dyout
ackl
eme?

I
'
msmal
l.

Igotal
ow

cent
erofgr
avi
ty.

Igethi
m of
fme.

Is
tar
tupper
cut
tinghi
m.

Mmm mmm mmm.

Whi
ppi
nghi
sas
s.

Her
eal
iz
est
hathe'
slos
ing.

Het
riest
ocal
l

hi
ssecur
ityguar
dback.

"
Thomas
,Thomas
,

comehel
p."

Il
ookover
.

Wayne,mys
ecur
ityguar
d--

Waynegotar
ealbi
gst
omach.

WaynehadThomas

ont
hewal
l.

Waynegotar
ealbi
gst
omach.

WaynehadThomas

ont
hewal
l.
WhenIl
ookedover
,

THI
SISEXACTLYWHATISAW:

Waynewasl
ike,

"
whatyoudoi
n'?

Wher
eyougoi
n'?

No,whaty
oudoi
n'?

Wher
eyougonnago?

Whatyoudoi
n'?"

I
tdi
dn'
tlookgood.

Idi
dn'
tknowi
fhe

washel
pingme

orhel
pinghi
ssel
f.

Ineverbr
oughti
tbackup.

Idi
dn'
twantt
oknow.

Sonowr
eal
it
yhaski
ckedi
n.

"
Ohs
hit
,

I
'
minDal
las
,Tex
as.

I
fIgetar
res
tedouther
e,

I
'
m notget
tingoutofj
ail

t
il
l,l
ike,Tues
day.
"

I
'
mli
ke,"
yo,l
et'
sgo.

Gett
hecar
.

Nat
e,gett
hecar
!

Let
'sgo!
"

Thi
sishowIknew
Nat
ewasO.
G.

Thi
sishowIknew

Nat
ewasO.
G.

Nat
egott
hecar
,

pul
ledt
hecarupont
hecur
b,

bl
ockedt
hewhol
e

cur
bof
f,r
ight
?

I
'
venevers
eenNat
e

t
hishypei
nmyl
if
e.

Hewashypeass
hit
.

He'
sli
ke,"
hey!

GetKevi
nthecar
!

Hur
ryup,man!

Hur
ryupbef
oret
hecopsc
ome.

Somebodygr
abhi
shead,

pus
hhi
sheaddowns
o

t
heydon'
tseehi
m."

Whenhes
aidt
hat
,

Iwasl
ike,"
ohs
hit
.

Nat
eus
edt
obeaki
ll
er.

Howel
sewoul
d

heknowwhatt
odo

i
nas
ituat
ion

l
iket
his
?

Idon'
tevenknow
whohei
sanymor
e."

Thenhes
napsonme.

"
Ican'
tbel
ieveyou,Kevi
n.

Yougotacar
eer
!

Youdoi
n't
elevi
si
on,

youdoi
n'movi
es.

Yougonnaj
eopar
diz
ethats
hit

f
oras
treetf
ight
?

Yougonnaj
eopar
diz
ethats
hit

f
oras
treetf
ight
?

That
'ss
tupi
d!

Let
'sgo!

Hur
ryup,man!

Hur
ryup'
for
ethecopscome.

Wedon'
thavet
ime.

Y'
al
lwannadowhat

y'
al
lwannado.

Wegott
ogett
hehel
l

outofher
e.

Wedon'
thave

t
hist
ypeoft
ime.
"

(mi
micss
iren)

Weneverpul
ledof
f.

Wegotl
ockedupont
hes
pot
.

Cl
evel
and,Il
ovey'
al
l.
Myname'
sKevHar
t.

Thankyou.

(mus
icpl
ayi
ng)

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