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and loss.
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at your heartstrings. [It’s] full of charm
and depth. I loved this quirky family saga!”
—karma brown, bestselling author
of The Life Lucy Knew
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Zoe
“Sorry,” he says.
“No problem. You see a lot of faces every day. And I
don’t think I’ve ever told you my name, anyway.”
“It’s not that. I was confused for a minute. I thought
you were someone else.”
Encouraging indeed, she thinks. She reminds him of
someone in his orbit, an orbit full of hip young people
with tattoos and piercings, doing whatever such people
do for fun. She doesn’t yet know what those things are,
but she intends to use her unexpected freedom to find out.
He says, “I thought you were my buddy’s stepmom.
It’s funny, you really look like her.”
This is when the realization comes crashing down: her
life is over.
She is not, as she has been persuading herself in
the mirror with daily affirmations, a young, soon-to-be
divorced woman with an insignificant starter marriage
behind her and a horizon littered with choices ahead. She
is, rather, a middle-aged castoff who looks like someone’s
stepmom. Merry Christmas.
Zoe takes a cab to her mother’s house. She slouches in
the back seat, working on her public message. She could
keep this to herself, she understands that, but she’s learned
often enough in the advertising business that winning is
about controlling the story. And she needs a win today. She
opens Facebook and posts: The hunky barista at MainLine
just mistook me for his buddy’s stepmom. Thanks, Santa!
She’s late, and she can feel the vibration of chaos
behind the door to her mother’s house. The door swings
open before she can ring the bell, revealing her brother,
Zack, wearing a parka.
“Tag,” he says. “You’re it. I’m going for a smoke.”
“Zoe!” Judy Hennessey pulls her daughter into her
arms. “Where’s Richard?”
“He’s at his mother’s,” says Zoe. It has taken thirty
seconds for her to start lying, which, while not unpreced-
ented, gives her a sense of foreboding.
“See you soon,” says Zack, heading down the front steps.
“Don’t be long!” Judy calls after Zack’s retreating fig-
ure, and then closes the door, trapping Zoe in a building
with all the rest of her living blood relatives.
“I thought Richard was coming here this year,” says Judy.
“He wanted to.”
“If he’d wanted to, he would have. I have to say, Zoe,
I think it’s hurtful that Richard always prioritizes his own
family. He knows how much I love Christmas.”
“Everyone knows how much you love Christmas,”
says Zoe’s father, Larry. He gives Zoe a kiss on the cheek.
“Or,” suggests Zoe, as she does every time this topic
comes up, “let’s consider the possibility that it’s not about
you.”
Her mother pretends not to hear her.
“What can I get you to drink, Zoe?” asks Uncle Marvin.
“I’ll have what you’re having.”
“He’s having double Scotches,” says Lydia, Zoe’s aunt.
“I’m down with that,” says Zoe.
“Why don’t you sit down and relax, honey?” says
Larry. “You’ve been working so hard.”
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than slightly hysterical. “Do you think this dinner will get
on the table all by itself ?”
Larry looks surprised—justifiably, in Zoe’s opinion—
and begins backing out of the room. “I’ll get your brother,”
he says to Zoe, disappearing through the archway as she
says, “Please don’t.”
“What’s going on in here?” says Zack, materializing
instantly. Zack has an obvious talent for generating and
participating in scenes of family dysfunction. It’s tempting
to blame this propensity on his recent immersion in the
television industry, but he’s been stirring the Hennessey
pot since childhood.
“Absolutely nothing,” says Zoe, filling his arms with
serving bowls. “Make yourself useful. Take these out to
the table.”
“Zoe and Richard are having problems,” says Judy.
“You don’t say,” says Zack, putting the bowls down on
the kitchen counter.
“You don’t say what?” says Larry, coming back in.
“Dad,” says Zoe urgently, “we need to carve the tur-
key. The carving set is over there, along with the platter.”
“On it,” he says, removing his suit jacket and rolling
up his sleeves.
“Mariana’s kids are going to lose it if we don’t get
some food into them ASAP,” says Lydia, whose special-
ties, in addition to baiting her sister-in-law and bungling
culinary assignments, include barging into rooms and
making unwelcome pronouncements.
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beers, because he does that; he gets into the car after a gig
where he’s been drinking steadily all night. He could fall
off the roof, doing one of the ineffective repairs that he
refuses to hire someone to do properly. He could smash
his head at the skate park, where he rarely wears a helmet.
How did she marry someone who hangs out at a skate
park? It boggles the mind.
He was Irish, for starters, and a musician: a rom-com
personified. He was easygoing, like a Labrador retriever
in human form. It was the least demanding relationship
imaginable, and it freed up all the space in her brain that
had hitherto been devoted to Finding Someone. Her
career caught fire. She was nominated for a major award
for her investigative series on city hall corruption. She
appeared as an expert on the evening news. She took a
beach vacation with Dev where they barely saw the beach
because they were having so much sex.
And then they had twins, and everything went to shit.
Siobhan and Iona have been cranky since they arrived
at Aunt Judy’s house. They missed their naps today. “Can
we have one blessed day without a military schedule in
force?” Dev had asked, and Mariana hadn’t fought him,
despite her legitimate reservations.
And now the children are fighting over a piece of
plastic, while Devlin pointedly ignores them. She wants
to murder him, but not, she tells herself, in any real sense.
No, she’ll outlive him the old-fashioned way. She made a
deal and she’ll keep her word. She’ll do what is expected
of her. She has enough to keep her going. She has mean-
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holds out her hand for the contraband phone, like a fussy
schoolmistress. She accepts that she is responsible for
her children’s behaviour, but she refuses to be judged for
Dev’s conduct around the dinner table. She’ll be judged
for her own.
She closes her hand around the phone and rises from
her seat. She hears Aunt Judy thank her as she strides into
the kitchen, and then she’s opening drawers and pawing
through ladles and spatulas and pancake flippers until
she finds what she wants. She puts a cutting board on the
counter and places the device on top of the plastic. And
then she raises the meat tenderizer above her head like a
horror-movie villain and pulverizes Devlin’s phone with
one blow.
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