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Pocket Quotation: - Penguin Reference
Pocket Quotation: - Penguin Reference
-PENGUIN REFERENCE-
“A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.”
“It’s not that I’m afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”
Anonymous, English
Anonymous, French
“For I do not seek to understand so that I may believe; but I believe so that I may understand.”
Argenson, Marquis d’ (Rene Louis de Voyer d’Argenson) 1694-1757, (French politician and essayist)
“Laisser-faire. No interference.”
“Heaven is not a place, and its not a time. Heaven is being perfect.”
“One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea.”
“Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn’t have it and
thought of other things if you dd.”
“When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my
absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.”
“A faith is something you die for; a doctrine is something you kill for; there is all the difference
in the world.”
“And do thy duty, even if it be humble, rather than another’s even if it be great. To die in one’s
duty is life; to live in anothers’s is death.”
“A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees.”
When a dog bites a man, that is not a news, because it happens often. But if a man bites a dog,
that is news.”
“Tell me what you eat and I will tell you what you are.”
Broun, (Matthew) Heywood Campbell 1888-1939, (American Journalist, humorist and novelist)
“The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.”
“One leak will sink a ship, and one sin will destroy a sinner.”
Burke, Edmund 1729-97, (Irish born statesman and man of letters)
“You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear
question.”
“Nature gives you the face you have when you are twenty. Life shapes the face you have at thirty.
But it is up to you to earn the face you have at fifty.”
“Charity is the power of defending that which we know to be indefensible. Hope is the power of
being cheerful in circumstances which we know to be desperate.”
“Democracy means government by the uneducated, while aristocracy means government by the
badly educated.”
“Sometimes you have to learn how to give the right answer to the wrong question.”
Churchill, Sir Winston (Leonard Spencer) 1874-1965, (British statesman, Prime Minister and writer)
“I cannot forecast to you the action of Russia. It is the riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an
enigma.”
“The ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year.
And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn’t happen.”
“A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn’t there.”
“Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, it doesn’t go away.”
“In regione caecorum rex est luscus. In the country of the blind the one-eyed man is king.”
“If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn’t part of
ourselves doesn’t disturb us.”
“Justice should not only be done, but should manifestly and undoubtedly be seen to be done.”
“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.”
“Little minds are interested in the extraordinary; great minds in the commonplace.”
“Editor: a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the
chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed.”
“The great tragedy of Science- the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact.”
“In a consumer society there are inevitably two kinds of slaves: the prisoners of addiction and the
prisoners of envy.”
Johnson, Samuel (Dr. Johnson) 1709-84, (English poet, critic, lexicographer and conversationist)
“Orandum est ut sit mens sana un corpore sano. You should pray to have a sound mind in a
sound body.”
“The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think that it’s there
fault.”
“If life is miserable, it is difficult to endure; if it is happy, it is horrible to lose. They come to the
same thing.”
“The impossibility I find myself in to prove that God does not exist proves to me his existence.”
“Politicians use statistics in the same way that a drunk use lamp-post for support rather than
illumination.”
“The love of justice is most men is simply the fear of suffering injustice.”
“The height of cleverness is to be able to conceal it.”
“Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about
wine.”
Mencken, H(enry) L(ouis) 1880-1956, (American Journalist, language commentator and critic)
“Conscience: The inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.”
“Imagination is the voice of daring. If there is anything Godlike about God it is that. He dared to
imagine everything.”
“If you steal from one author, it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many. It’s research.”
“Property is theft.”
“I don’t make jokes- I just watch the government and report the facts.”
“Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking together in the
same direction.”
Schweitzer, Albert 1875-1965, (German medical missionary , theologian, musician and philosopher)
“An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while the pessimist sees only the red
stoplight. The truly wise person is colou-blind.”
“For those who believe in God no explanation is necessary. For those who do not believe in God
no explanation is possible.”
“laugh and the world laughs with you; Weep, and you weep alone.”
“The good ended happily, and the bad unhappily. That is what fiction means.”
“Work is the curse of drinking classes.”
“Here lies a great and mighty king Whose promise none relies on; He never did a wise one.”
“an ambassador is an honest man sent to lie abroad for the good of his country.”