What the jiminy crickets did you just flaming say about me, you little bozo?

I’ll have you know I

graduated top of my class in the Cub Scouts, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret camping trips in
Wyoming, and I have over 300 confirmed knots. I am trained in first aid and I’m the top bandager in the
entire US Boy Scouts (of America). You are nothing to me but just another friendly face. I will clean your
wounds for you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this annual trip, mark
my words. You think you can get away with saying those shenanigans to me over the Internet? Think
again, finkle. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of MSN friends across the USA and your IP
is being traced right now so you better prepare for the seminars, man. The storm that wipes out the
pathetic little thing you call your bake sale. You’re frigging done, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I
can tie knots in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively
trained in road safety, but I have access to the entire manual of the United States Boy Scouts (of
America) and I will use it to its full extent to train your miserable butt on the facts of the continents, you
little schmuck. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was
about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your silly tongue. But you couldn’t, you
didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goshdarned sillyhead. I will throw leaves all over you and
you will dance in them. You’re friggin done, kiddo.

Why should we remove the Letter C? Well I will tell you why! First of we have 26 letters in the English
alphabet, 25 would make this super satisfying. People would initially want to remove uncommon letters
like X or Q but no C should be the one to be removed. First off C is a repost of S and K, those too letters
make Original sounds but C just copies them and get used more (not combined). Secondly C design is
Infuriating, it’s just an Oval with part of it Taken out, Every other letter at least adds on to a basic Shape.
Thirdly C is a snob, not only did it copy the K and S sounds but it also has to be the third letter in the
alphabet, so when people say A,B,C C can get off a little, and they don’t even have to say the whole
alphabet. Fourthly Cat starts with C and cats are dumb. Fifthly C’s Letter pronunciation (C) is the most
unoriginal sound ever not only is it stolen from English (See, Sea) it also steals from Spanish(Sí). Gosh
Dang C is the worst letter to exist, we need to remove it before it becomes to powerful.