Car Acronymns

Does anyone know a lot of acronyms for car names? Such as:

GM- General Maintenance

FORD- Fix Or Repair Daily
FIAT- Fix It Again, Tony!
TOYOTA- Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

Cars
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BMW Babbling Mechanical Wench

BMW Beastly Monsterous Wonder
BMW Beautiful Masterpeices on Wheels
BMW Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
BMW Big Money Waste
BMW Big Money Works
BMW Blastphemous Motorized Wreck
BMW Born Moderately Wealthy.
BMW Break My Windows
BMW Broken Money Waster
BMW Broken Monsterous Wonder
BMW Brutal Money Waster
BMW Bumbling Mechanical Wretch

Buick Big Ugly Import Car Killer

Buick Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
Buick Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer

Chevy Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.

Chevy Charged Heavily
Chevy Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet

Dodge Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter

Dodge Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere

Fiat F**king Italian Attempt (at) Transportation.

Fiat Failure in Automotive Technology
Fiat Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Fiat Fix It Again Tony?

Ford F**ked over rebuilt Dodge

Ford F**ker Only Runs Downhill
Ford F*cked on Race Day
Ford First On Recall Day
Ford First on race day
Ford Fix Or Repair Daily
Ford Found on road dead
Ford Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's

GMC Garage Man's Companion

GMC Generally Mediocre Cars
GMC Get More Chicks
GMC Got More Crap

Mopar Most Often Passed At Races

Mopar Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Mopar Mostly Old Paint And Rust

Plymouth Please Let Your Mother Out from Under The Hood!
Plymouth Pussy Lips in Your MOUTH

Pontiac Poor old nut thinks it's a Cadillac

SAAB Stupid, Arrogant Asshole Babies

SAAB Such an arrogant bastard!
SAAB Swedish Automobile - Always Broken

Toyota Too Often Yankes Overprice This Auto