Scene 6

Donkey: You can't lock us up like this!

Let me go!
What about my Miranda rights?
You're supposed to say “l have the right to remain silent”
Nobody said l have the right to remain silent!
Shrek: Donkey, you have the right to remain silent.
What you lack is the capacity.
Puss: l must hold on before l, too,
go totally mad.
Pinocchio: Shrek? Donkey?
Puss: Too late.
Shrek: Gingy! Pinocchio! Get us out of here!
Rat: Oh...
Pig: Fire in ze hole!
Gingy: Look out below!
Shrek: Quick! Tell a lie!
Pinocchio: What should l say?
Gingy: Anything, but quick!
Donkey: Say something crazy like “l'm wearing ladies' underwear”
Pinocchio: l am wearing ladies' underwear.
Shrek: Are you?
Pinocchio: l most certainly am not!
Donkey: lt looks like you most certainly am are!
Pinocchio: l am not!
Puss: What kind?
Gingy: lt's a thong!
Pinocchio: Oww! They're briefs!
Gingy: Are not.
Pinocchio: Are too!
Gingy: Are not!
Pinocchio: Are too!
Gingy: Here we go. Hang tight.
Donkey: Wait, wait, wait! Ow! Ow! Hey, hey, hey! Ow!
Rat: *in mouth* Excuse me?
Shrek: What? Puss!
Rat: *in mouth* Pardon me, would you mind letting me go?
Puss: Sorry, boss.
Shrek: Quit messing around! We've got to stop that kiss!
Donkey: l thought you was going to let her go.
Shrek: l was, but l can't let them do this to Fiona.
Donkey: Boom! That's what l like to hear. Look who's coming
around!
Puss: lt's impossible! We'll never get in. The castle's guarded.
There's a moat and everything!
Gingy: Folks, it looks like we're up chocolate creek without a
Popsicle stick. What?
Shrek: Do you still know the Muffin Man?
Gingy: Well, sure! He's down on Drury Lane. Why?
Shrek: Because we're gonna need flour. Lots and lots of flour.
Gingy: Fire up the ovens, Muffin Man!
We've got a big order to fill!
lt's alive!
Donkey: Run, run, run,as fast you can!
Gingy: Go, baby, go!
Shrek: There it is, Mongo! To the castle!
No, you great stupid pastry! Come on!
Donkey: Mongo! Down here!Look at the pony! That's right! Follow
the pretty pony!Pretty pony wants to play at the castle!
Mongo: Pretty pony.

Scene 7

Fairy: C Minor, put it in C Minor.

Ladies and gentlemen.
l'd like to dedicate this song to...
Princess Fiona and Prince Shrek.
Prince: Fiona, my Princess. Do you honor me with a dance?
Fairy: Where have all the good men gone
And where are all the gods?
Dance!
Where's the streetwise Hercules
To fight the rising odds?
Fiona: Since when do you dance?
Prince: Fiona, my dearest,
if there's one thing l know,
it's that love is full of surprises.
Fairy: Late at night I toss and I turn
And I dream of what I need
Hit it!
I need a hero
Shrek: All right, big fella!
Let's crash this party!
Knight: Man the catapults!
Aim! Fire!
Shrek: Brace yourselves!
Mongo: Ooh! Purty!
Gingerbread: Not the gumdrop button!
Knight: lncoming!
Donkey: Ha-ha! All right!
Fairy: Somewhere after midnight
In my wildest fantasy
Shrek: Go, Mongo! Go!
Knight: Man the cauldrons!
Shrek: After you, Mongo.
That's it! Heave-ho!
Watch out!
Donkey: Shrek!
Knight: More heat, less foam!
Fairy: Up where the mountains
Meet the heavens above
Out where the lightning
Splits the sea
I could swear there is someone
Somewhere watching me
Knight: Heave! Ho!
Shrek/Gingerbread: No...!
*instrumental*
Shrek: Come on!
Mongo: Be good.
Gingerbread:He needs me!
Let me go!
Shrek: Donkey!

Shrek: Puss!
Puss: Go! Go! Your lady needs you! Go!
Today, l repay my debt.
Knights: Aww...
Puss: On guard!
Fairy: He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh
From the fight
- I need a hero
Shrek: Stop!

Scene 8

Shrek: Hey, you! Back away from my wife.

Fiona: Shrek?
Fairy: You couldn't just go back to your swamp
and leave well enough alone.
Shrek: Now!
Pigs: Pigs und blanket!
Shrek: Pinocchio! Get the wand!
Pigs: l see London! l see France!
Pinocchio: Whah!
 l'm a real boy!
Pigs: Ah! Ah! Aaahhh!
Pigs: Catch!
Pinocchio: Donkey!
Rat: Oh!
Pinocchio: l'm a real boy. Aah!
Fairy: That's mine!
Donkey: Pray for mercy, from Puss...
Puss: And Donkey!
Fairy: She's taken the potion! Kiss her now!
Shrek: No!
Fiona: Hi-ya!
Shrek: Fiona.
Fiona: Shrek.
Fairy: Harold! You were supposed to give her the potion!
King: Well, l guess l gave her the wrong tea.
Prince: Mommy!
Fiona: Mommy?
Fairy: l told you. Ogres don't live happily ever after.
Queen: Harold!
Fairy: Aaaah! Woo! Ha!