Oh My Pee Mak Oh My Pee Mak

Nak=Khaing Kyal Sin Win+Mak=Si Thu Kyaw,Aey=Paing Khant Kyaw,Pauk=Phyo Thant

Kyaw,Ter=Naing Nay Yan Tun,Shin=Thwin Bhone Naing,Aunty Priek=Moe Kyal Sin
Aung,Som=Phoo Phoo

Nak :Aoi!Aoi!Help!Help!Help!Help!Help!Pee Mak

Nak :Pee Mak ka!Pee Mak ka!Pee Mak ka!
Pauk :Too many people playing.I won’t let you in.
Shin :Why not?
Pauk :No cash,no play.Get on with it.
Pauk :Are you going to shuffle until dawn?
Ter :Why don’t you go put on a card show.
Pauk :Is your dad David Blaine?
Ter :Hurry up, come on.
Pauk :Hey!What's this?
Ter :A natural 9.
Aey :Shit!I got 0.
Pauk :What?I got 1,pay up.
Pauk :What’s wrong?
Mak :My wound hurts.
Aey :I can’t believe you even survived.Man, you must be invincible.
Mak :I’m grateful to all of you for bringing me back here.
Ter :We’re the one who should be grateful.
Ter :Without you. Mark, we'd be dead already.
Mak :Actually you should pronounce my name as “Mark”.
Pauk :Huh? “Marrk”.
Mak :Forget it.Just call me “Mak” then.
Mak :The only person who called me “Mark: is my daddy.
Mak :But he is back in the USA with the missionaries.Everyone in the villages call me
“Mak”.
Pauk :You make my head spin.
Shin :Hey guys.We make it to Phra Khanong.
Ter :We are here.
Mak :Finally.
Mak :Where is everyone?
Mak :Nak!Nak!Nak!Honey I’m back.Nak!
Pauk :Is Nak taking a shit!
Mak :Hey Nak!Where were you?
Mak :I was really worried.I thought I’d never see you again.
Nak :Don’t cry Baby.You won’t look handsome.
Mak :You know when I was at war,I missed you so much.
Pauk :Man…Mak pussy whipped!
Mak :I missed you a lot.I miss you more than anyone in the world.
Mak :Baby did you miss me at all?
Nak :No!
Mak :Why not?Don’t you love me anymore?
Nak :Are you crazy?Of course I miss you
Mak :You’re mean.Don’t joke like that.
Pauk :So cheesy.
Mak :Nak what about our baby.
Nak :He’s playing over there.
Mak :Where?Come see Daddy.Wow!He’s handsome just like his daddy.
Nak :You know I gave him your favorite name.
Mak :Really Nak?Dang Dang my boy.
Ter :What’s cool about the name Dang?
Pauk :Go singure.My servant has a cooler name.
Mak :Hey! You guys This my wife Nak.
All :Hello there
Mak :These are my friends.This Aey,Ter,Pauk and that’s Shin.
Mak :So, what are you guys gonna do now?
Ter :I guess tonight it will be hard to find a boat.We’ll stay here for a night.
Mak :Why just one night?You can stay here until the war is over.
Mak :The house opposite us has been empty since my aunt passed away.There’s a
boat for you to use.
Shin :Shit!His aunt won’t haunt us?
Ter :She;ll haunt you till your hair falls out.
Aey :We’ll stay here for a night.Don’t want to be a bother.
Pauk :Hey!They’re welcoming us and you just turn them down.You have to manners,
Aey.Right? Mak’s wife is so damn beautiful.
Ter :Hey…cool it,that;s our friend’s wife.
Mak :Aunty Priek…Aunty Priek.Wake up!There’s customers there.Aunty Priek.Don’t you
remember me?Have you got any work for me?
Aunty Priek :Nope.fucking nothing.
Aunty Priek :How many staff do you think we need for a small liquor store?You think I
need salesmen?Mixers?Waiters?Bartenders?Dishwashers?Bus boy?I’ve got em all
already.
Pauk :She’s even got an escort.
Aunty Priek :You look familiar.
Mak :I’m mak.I just got back from the war.If I didn’t meet Nak first,I would probably hit on
you.You’re looking good.
Aunty Priek:As pretty as your ghost!You really don’t know Mak?If you want to
know,bend down and look between your legs.You’ll see Nak and your kid are…
Som :Mom!Shut up.
Aunty Priek :Som!
Som :You are drunk.Go rest.
Aunty Priek :I’m not drunk.Why would you let me go?
Som :Go.Get up.
Aunty Priek:I’m not drunk.
Som :I’m sorry.When she’s drunk,she talks nonsense.Get inside.
Aunty Priek:Nak!Nak!Nak!Let her come.I’m not scared.Nak!Let her come…
Mak :What’s wrong with her?
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Som :Anyone here?Anyone here?
Aey :Hey Som!
Pauk :Why are you crying?
Som :Can anyone help me slaughter my cow?
Pauk :I’m sorry too.You must really love your cow.When you're hungry you can eat
anything.Don’t think too much.I once ate my dog.
Som :It’s not like that.My cow is for funeral offerings.
Aey :Whose funeral.
Som :My mom.
Pauk :Aunty Priek is dead?
Som :That day at the market.When she told Mak about Nak,Nak was very angry and
killed her.Her body was found floating this morning.
Pauk :Shin and Ter.Damn it.
At Nak and Mak’s house

Nak :Pee Mak.Why don’t you invite your friends to eat here?
Ter :Wow!These dishes look delicious.
Mak :Come on, eat it!
Shin :Yeah!We should try! *eat*
Aey :We must try. *eat*
Pauk :Looks delicious.*eat*
Ter :Yeah!*eat*
Mak :I know you all want to play charades,Right?
Shin :A bird?Fly?
Mak :Bat?
Pauk :Shirt!
Ter :Correct!
Pauk :Dog?Tongue?
Shin :Dog tongue fish?
Mak :Dog tongue fish wears a shirt?P
Pauk :What the hell is it?
Shin :Ter,what is it?
Pauk :Oh Nak!
Ter :No
Pauk :Beautiful?Sexy?What?
Mak :Woman?Wife?
Shin :Ohh I know.Dead shirt(Desert)
Ter :Correct!
Shin :Ter it’s so easy.This is a shirt and she is dead.Dead shirt,pronoun “Desert”
Pauk :No,that can’t be right.Shin’s answer is wrong Right?
Ter :Yeah!Shin is wrong.
Shin :How can it be wrong.This is a shirt and she is dead.So it’s “dead
shirt”(Desert).Yay!
Pauk :Something’s wrong with your brain.
Mak :What’s going on?So,what’s the answer?Let me see the paper.What are you doing
Ter?
Ter :I’m still very hungry.Oh I just realized I was cooking rice at home.I’d better go
check.
Pauk :Yeah!U was about to remind him too.So let’s go before it burns.Hurry up!
Shin :WHat about the shirt?
Pauk :Forget about it!
Mak :Why don’t you tell me the answer first?
Nak :Hold on.
*The End*