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The Addams family moves into
infamous “Murder House”
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By: Kylie Loomis
Any fan of horror are gore is familiar
with The Murder House located in Los
Angeles, California, a charming yet
haunting home that has taken the lives
of dozens of homeowners. Well aware
of the house's grotesque and wicked
history, the Addams family claims they
are not afraid, and cannot wait to live
among the dead. Wednesday Addams
says she “hopes the ghosts are ready
to be truly afraid.” Pugsley claims he is
thrilled to have more “playmates,” and
is assembling his explosives and
sharpening his collection of machetes
in preparation. The questions on
everyone’s mind: Will the ghosts
prevail and reclaim the burial ground
they call home? And who should be
scared of whom?
Breaking News: Betty White is
our new Bachelorette​!
By: Taylor Shirley
Bachelor Nation wanted a bachelorette
who was older, more mature and had
more life experiences. Fans were
shocked to see Betty White be
announced as this season's
Bachelorette.​ The 98-year-old​, Hot in
Cleveland actress will be on a journey
to find love. A variety of men ages
25-80 will be competing to win Betty’s
heart. The comedic actress is looking
for someone to make her laugh and
stated, “If one has no sense of humor,
one is in trouble”. Many critics question
if Betty is too old to be casted the lead
role as the bachelorette. Betty hit back
stating, “I may be a senior, but so
what? I’m still hot!”. Join Betty White
on her journey to find love. Who will
get the rose? Watch the season
premiere of the ​Bachelorette Monday
night to find out.
There's No Bikini Season with
Corona in town, Right?
By: Desember Wright
It’s finally summer! It’s felt like 2020
has lasted for a decade at this point
but its finally summer and it’s time for
some fun in the sun. My sources told
me the country opened back up just in
time for this summer’s Model
Bootcamp getaway starting this week.
What’s that you may ask? Well every
year before the fashion season begins
the world’s top paid models go on a
little summer getaway to get in shape
and to wind down from the year. But…
this summer things are a little different
with part of the country still in chaos.
Top models Kendal Jenner and Gigi
Hadid will be traveling to none other
than… Greasy Fingers Ave in Fatty
Town, TX. That’s right folks the only
place that could take the top 50
supermodels for the summer was none
other than the fast food capital of the
world, and the kicker is there’s not a
Starbucks for 100 miles. Rumor has it
Kendall Jenner will be staying in a
Hamburger shaped cabin between
McDonald’s and Burger King and Gigi
Hadid is in a Burrito shaped cabin
between Taco Bell and Del taco. I
definitely don’t want to be the janitor
hired for that trip. Check back into my
column in two weeks to see if I have
any more juicy (no pun intended)
details from their trip.
Here, Kitty Kitty
By: Elyse Fischl
The nation once again finds itself
divided over the newest Twitter feud:
Carol Baskin, owner of Big Cat Rescue
and outspoken advocate against the
private ownership exotic animals, has
taken one of the nation’s wealthiest
families to task.
Gomez and Morticia Adams, eccentric
couple and famed Wall Street
investment tycoons, came under fire
on Tuesday when Baskin tweeted,
@BigCatRescue: “The Addams Family
should set the example for the rest of
the nation. Privately owning big cats
and other exotic animals, away from
their natural habitat, is unethical and
inhumane. Big Cat Rescue would be
happy to provide alternative care for
these animals.”
The tweet refers to several exotic
animals which reside at the Adams’
residence, including Kitty Kat, a full
grown African male lion, and Aristotle,
an octopus. The Adams family has
come under scrutiny in the past
regarding the animals, especially from
the animal rights group PETA. Gomez
and Morticia Adams have not yet
responded to the tweet, but their
daughter, Wednesday Adams, was not
so silent.
@WednesdayAdams: “Kitty Kat is
actually a very large dog, which we
have shaved to look like a lion. If Carol
Baskin would like to verify this fact by
dental analysis of Kitty, she is
welcome to come to the house. We
promise that she will absolutely not
end up missing, like her late husband
Don Lewis.”

The tweet has turned viral, and the Clash of the Reality Shows
whole world has debated over whether
it was meant sarcastically, and how
much of it is truthful. Memes and
hashtags are calling for Carol to visit
the Addams and has placed renewed
interest in the disappearance of her
first husband. Carol herself has stayed
silent on the issue. In fact, Carol and
her current husband, Howard Baskin,
have not been active on social media
at all for the last 48 hours, since just
hours after the tweet was posted.
Coincidence?

Breaking News: Meghan

Markle Joins Jerzday
By: Nicole West
Jersey Shore just got more interesting.
Ex-princess turned desperate social
pariah finally landed a paying gig on
the hit TV show, Jersey Shore. With
the absence of Sammy Sweetheart,
producers of Jersey Shore have been
looking for someone with a similar
personality to fill that gap. A source
close to the cast stated, “I mean no I
don’t think she’s a great fit, but one of
the producer’s owed Harry a favor.”
There is reportedly some tension
between the Jersey Shore crew many
of which are upset due to Meghan’s
lack of “Italianness.” Don’t miss Jersey
Shore this Thursday at 8pm to see
how this new addition unfolds!
By: Sierra Wayman
Farrah Abraham, known from ​Teen
Mom and other various sources, is
rumored to be the Naked Mole Rat on
The Masked Singer. Using the clues
given so far it is believed to be Farrah.
Some of the clues included: the
number 17 (the age she got pregnant),
cheerleading (the sport she did in high
school), and the Naked Mole Rat also
talked about how her life was rough at
age 16 when she lost somebody
important to her (her boyfriend/
daughter's father.) There was also a
mention of previously being infamous
on a television show but very different
from this type of singing show.
Although it basically could be anybody
from ​Teen Mom series, it is believed to
be her due to the slim build and Farrah
previously identifying herself as a
singer.

Breaking News: Tekashi 6ix
9ine teams up with Nicki Minaj:
We’re Trollz For Charity
By: Alejandra Segundo
News Flash! Tekashi 6ix 9ine just got
out of jail and is already working on a
little something something. In all
defense they should have kept him in
there! Tekashi and his partner Nicki
are working together to release a new
song titled “Trollz”said to be released
this Thursday. Fans are encouraged to
listen to the song on 98.5fm radio Las
Vega’s #1 hit music station for the
most perfect audio. Tekashi and Nicki
plan to have Mr. Donald Trump as
their guest for the radio show. Yikes!
Don’t know what sounds worse! The
thought of Tekashi and Nicki creating
another song or the fact that Donald
Trump is on the show. You tell me!
Now Nicki herself is not much of an
artist and Tekashi 6ix 9ine looks like
he should be on the front label of a
Skittles bag. Followers are curious to
see how this song will turn out but
other people would rather much rip
their eardrums out! After announcing
that they were releasing a song
together once again, Nicki faced some
major heat. Why would anyone want to
work with a snitch? The saying counts
for this situation, once a snitch always
a snitch. That should be a title for one
of Tekashi’s brand new songs; it would
suit him very well.
Tiger Kings Return
By Yasaira Garcia
The tiger king has unleashed his claws
yet again. After being released from
prison Joe exotic is back ,and even
more furious than before. As viewers
we have seen Joe's entertaining
character through the big screen
followed by his huge anger problems
with everyone in his surrounding. The
best part of all for many was the Tom
and Jerry role both him ,and Carole
Baskin play fighting to be the best.
Upon his arrival back into society, he
exited out the prison chanting,”Carole
Baskin, killed her husband, whacked
him”. He confirmed to having a
surprise for his massive amount of
followers who stay up to date with him.
What does his statement mean? Has
The Tiger King declared war against
Carole Baskin once again? Or is he
just stirring up a new remix to the
catchy song? Whatever it is, there will
be a special surprise for sure, maybe
Joe will go from Tiger King to the new
Keeping up with Exotic ,or even the
newest top Tik Toker!