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The teacher, lashing a great del repli “Well I suppose te one thats gobbled down the top and sucked ‘the cone” "The conect anaver ithe one with the wedding sng on, ays Joba, “bat ke bayer? ‘An old Lay spends the last of her day rocking ‘on het font porch, lecting on her ite, then, all oF a sudden, a fairy godmother appears in font of her and tlle her that she wl gvanted thee wishes T gues | woul ike to bevel, ally ih, says the old lady. Poof, Her rocking chate turns to solid gold. She smiles and says, "T guess 1 JOKE This month's jesters: two disgruntled husbands, a fairy, and a homy lady! ‘woulds't mind being young, beautiful princes” Pot! She turns into a beoutiful young woman. “Your third wish?” ass the fairy godmother. dus then the ol womar’s ft wanders across the porch infront of there “Can you change hm into a handsome prince?” she asks. Pot ‘Theve before her stands than anyone could possibly imagine. Then, he snuntete across the porch and whispers in het ear: "Bet you'e soy you had me eaters! TRSIN THE i A marred coupe is driving down the cexpresay doing 55 kph. The husband ie behind the whee. His vif looks ove at him 2d says, “Honey, | vant a divorce." The husband says nothing it increases sped to ph. She then says, “dont want you to total me out of becase ve been having an affair with your best lend, and he 3 mach beter ove than you.” Again the husband stays uit and just speeds up. She says, “T want the house” Again the husband speeds up, and ow i doing 70 kp Sho sys, “Twant the is, to," The hosband MAY / ONE-WAY TICKET TO HEAVEN ‘Three men were standing in tine to get into Ineaven, Apparently it had been a prety busy ay, though so Peter had to tell the Fist one “eaven’s patting pretty close to fll today. and Tve been asked to admit only people who have had particularly orsble deaths, So what's your story?" The fst man replies: ‘Tve suspected my ‘fe has been cheating on me, so came home ‘early to try to catch her re-handed. Ae I entered ‘my 25th floor apartment, J could tell something was wrong, So, Twent ext tothe balcony and there was this man hanging off the sailing, 25 floors above ground! T got really mad, so 1 started kicking him, but he would fl off, So gota hammer and hammered on his Ringers. He et 90 and fell—but even after 25 stories, he ell nto the bushes, stunned but okay. [eould stand itanymor,s0 Tran into the tchen, grabbed the fiidge and threw it over the edge where landed an him, king him instantly, But all the ‘res got to me, and Thad a heat attack and ied there onthe bale.” “Sounds Uke a petty SRLIGATORS Gor The husband eas Says, "He, Fve got ‘Says to the patrons, asks, “What's that?” cs this aligators mout and place my genital inside. 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The thité mat came to the font of the ine, and again the hole ‘process was repeated. Peter explained thal heaven as full and asked for his story. "ice thi,” says the third man, “was hiding naked inside a sefigeratox.” ‘amu Tonnes, wy eva. ‘woke, everyone bu the dink” The crowd agres. The guy dops ks Then he sas ay anyone P5000 his pants and puts his whofe willing to give it privates in the gators try” Altera while, oth, Gator closes ad goes up in the ruth Ater2 mite, ack ofthe fa the guy grabs a beer oman. "TU give it a bottle and bangs the try" she say “but you gator on the top of ts have to promise not to head. The gator opens hit meon the head with ide and he removes the ber bottle his genitals unscathed. —arox 2008, BY EMAIL Peter North, you will make him loo WORDS: CHRISSY D. AMINA CLT ee locate your pelvic flaor muscles by To ld in your iz longer, with the controling the surge of your piss help of glorious pom stimulate when you go to the big bos’ room. When you J | yourself upto the point of heavenly Petite have them at your beck and call lean some release—then stop Pickup from when the qeeieorgsbengs! exercises, which, bared on a study made by burning in your ons Perec nirereergmmm te University of West England, Bristol, wil had subside. Repeat ating inthe next Hustler help: 1) control your ejaculation: 2) improve thrice This i known as A MMMMNGRTRREME he ate of your erection; and 3) overal entities, EEORAOSMSARLAMPNEREEE “increase avorenes of sexual sensations and | | method, named 2 enhance enjoyment,” according to the UK Ste Gre seta fe shit you nt eure ar Coenen esis es Pee eet oe er Also known a Kegel exeretses er ores med after the South POE EATEN Californian gynecologist Dr. Amold CCTM Kecel-do pelvic flor exercises ON PM CEEOL SORTER ike the following: Help increase everday muscle mass by pulling your Rito nese pelvic muscles in and holaing eee creel them in for 10 seconds. Youre cheat and remain faithful to these folowing cheating yourself you're holding ECS CESSMESSME your breath or stitening your eee eens abdomen or buttocks, Repeat 10 times. based Impotence Assocation, therapist, ‘dynam in the sack. Aside from the done seconds. Repeat 10 times, too, Do the pecker though ina Lovapatooza marathon-—there fect isnt as instant a prevent premature wants and therefore, lke a good lover, she ‘in tingerie, bt yout $e ce i dea I eae et cep ae Inst hecrncepeancsnorines I Ircnetog Se Teta Ur some sure aie tices I Stcehoventbe Sunorad indorat tector ice” I eterno Ml Recen : F oar: rapt erkesepcaae maccicsokes AM ME ote, woeks, Se | changing positions. FLEX Another exercise inthe phallus boot camp requires trusty towel. When you've worked up some wood-—or woke up sith one—throw a small towel over your thaft, Then flex your rmuseies as though Your schlong were Going arm curt. Try hard to execute 10 carts before throwing {nthe towel a= est your sperm count. The more semen and sperm, the longer your ‘orgasm And f you want to bea dad, anyway, ‘then yu've got to, wel, shower your woman with lots of love! One way isto keep your Balls coot—titerally. So, forget those Aighte-whites that keep them pushed ‘against you body. EaT Spices spice up any bedroom romp. Mustard boosts libido, hile ginger stimulates the ‘drcuatory system—hich is ‘responsible forthe ki in your nerves. Stock up on fish, to, 2 the Omega 3 fatty acd ratses toni levels i the brain, 5 any PNS-ing woman's ‘mood and makes her les iritable— thus more receptive to your knowing kindet, ] AVOID Unless you love echon more than ‘making love to your honey, don't fatty food on a night that promises a wild session inthe sack. Fat dlgess longer than ling supercal- ieapialido backwards. And } blood sidetracked to Your digestive stem sedan tomyou reproductive system. FEED Like Roman bacchanation feastes, fee each other bers, preferably Aipped in Low-fat cream. Berries contain ‘compounds that relax your blood vessels and ‘in tm, you guessed ‘it improve blood relation Tey aso have a great amount of fiber that bles cholesterol out of your Aigestive system, STRAY Focus on your body a a whole and nt ust on the pleasure you get from your gentle. Devote 20 minutes {nthe shower. Feel the water run throogh your body and notice where you get the best Sensations—and again, we doit ust mean Sour giddy trunk. Experiment on various "Stokes and pressures a you sub your bog ‘ay and see which and where you tke it best. What’ the point? The more yore acquainted ith your body the more youl enjoy sox. 5 Ry Pasa ws Cea 1 CLEAN 15 PROTECT ] RESPECT Groom yourself for the big Don't walt for her to ask you if Whatever you do, dort eisespect event. Take a shower, sour your ‘you have protection Take the her Even if she knocks you butt cack, brush your teeth, and please put f_initiative by always keeping afresh pack like a stripper, she stil et that wild minx sh underwear. Smell and taste good of rubber handy. Regardless of your master on your—olay, your friend's—copy of Anal ‘enough to eat Think shagger status, an Intersve. So, before calling her "dit ile this oye Would Stor fathering an sore” wil banging hero rig your {ou wings go down . Svante peony Og jaca al oer er face, ale sre e's on her fs smd wal ower ay ma b {ven you her nqulifed not obwsfong Ss though she dint ge ron from et ass ! Sorahod: rf porn warty sxe take a shower? Sy it over to seconate ‘swat your gain rely dss, be wth like she deem own, woman ito these thing fo. 1 REINFORCE 1 6 STRIP 4 Lip action determines if 2 date Removing your clothing white will develop into unbra sgytating your hips to a Bary White bedroom romp, so add pogi point to your ‘ume i a scene more ft for Buble Gang. B smoach-fest by doing either oral ofthe Stl, dont just rp off evrything ike aman following holaing her ‘ying to get beamed up an alien spaceeip. Remove pieces of Clothing one 2 time ‘lowing her to remove ‘some of them herself ‘isan even batter ge Age chin with one hand stroking her back, Supporting her face with both hands, Interlocking fingers with her See 2 O RESTRAIN Leait foreplay begins miles avay fom the home Plate—even far from second base, Kiss her ‘everywhere but the tps, stroke her arms and face, run your han ‘though her har, and Just put a leash on the rabid animal roar. ‘ng to pounce on your Ladylone, even for just 2 few minutes, every ttle thing| you realy want tok between the simply ask Fo nstane, 364, "Do you © ant me to touch you Softer or harder “Sust one finger or my entire hand?” nen desire in bed If hat your Lady Loves STEER ‘Sty, your sweeties at 3 toss for ‘words atthe sight of Adonis {ike you naked or her mouth’s too full to say anything—let er show you what her body desires, Let her take your hand and put hes ontop of yours. Then let her guide you [0 wherever divine places she Jrants. Realize, though, that [she's shitting you i she’s lead- ig your hand up your own ass. 2 MOISTEN Never insert arying ery in her eve tunnel. Even when shes hankering for your body. t doesn't automatically mean she's ripping wet for you Tie discomfort of fring something into her will mae her forget ho issu everything else fel Walt forthe outer portion of her \agina to be mist before puting anything i. Simear slva—yours or hers—to two fingers and tightly slide them in he. Or simply prolong foreplay together entire body hot for you! RA SUT WATCH. Ue naked beside each ther 2 while watching some European “art film.” As the couple onthe TV screen bang teir brains out top gawking a them ‘rom time to time taki your reat-ife porn star orto fiddle With ner fine form. ‘Keepin mind, though, to focus on her more ATTEMPT ey 2 KNOW ake the moves on her when she’s ovulating, whichis io weeks from the fst day of her perio. Women who are ovlating have heighter Aesires, says Or. Irwin Goldstein, founder and former director ofthe Institute for Sexual Medicine at the Boston Univesity ‘School of Medicine, 2 Doing her from behind means you respect that she wants the most staggering G-spot stimulation she con vr handle. So, hve her get onal four then enter her with couple of shor, hard pumps and then one Ungering Slow stroke. Vary the umber of short pumps ‘3s ong a you do that long one, t0, POSITION THANK Thank hee for being the bomb between the sheets—without 28 saying "Thank you.” Seo, thanking er directly ilinake her fe he hooker. how our j ‘gratitude by saying ‘things Uke, "Tat was an amazing bonjob!” oF "Goodness, you're the only woman who has the balls to ck my balls!” CHALLENGE You know youre king ofthe sack (ora least have sored the jackpot nthe gitrend lottery) i your honey goes down on you 3 ot. Wingy: Dont push her head down your crotch f you dont Want her t feel a blowjo fs something she's forced to do—thus, something she wort find pleasure in doing instead, challenge her. Tell her you think having oral sex explosive ‘enough for you to reach orgazm ea myth, Shel be motivated to prove you wrong. Get your babe to arch her back radical, ike a pussycat stretching, Nt only does make her rump ook ike really lovely Lady ups tals directs your ove shaft Fight smack athe Set. Though you won't beable to am into her Uke a bulldozer, unhue ved, rythm pumps wil eve her wi SACRIFICE Every now and then, dont expect ner to ge down on you. In fat fren as she's inching her way towards toting Your hor, guide her towars you ips instead, (+ go sive er love passage an increible tongue-Lashng without demanding anything in return, Were fucking serous See the ladies who con credibly gauge f youre tly a shag inesta And making a session nthe sac sck- free—even once ina while—iil make you an, Infiritely better lover in your her eyes, FAM, 2 STAY Bailing out on 2 one-night affalr the second ater you t off isa no-no. OF course, you dont have te spend the night if you don't want to, especialy since once your hard lon vanishes, 0 does your beer ogales. But devote atleast 30 minutes taking to her before you run of —s0 it wont be too ‘obvious that youre actually running of, ADVERTISING EATURE “

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