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SOULISTIC DOUBT
Placing a Bet
(All Soliloquy)
Narrator:
I would like to introduce you to someone. He isn’t here, yet; but when you meet him; call him
Wally. Wally grew up in The United States of America during the Bush years where fifty years
earlier an Indiana state congressman stood on the floor of the state house and compared human
beings to cows. Wally is raised in one of the most conservative counties in the country, and we
as viewers are privileged in that we are allowed to glimpse into the far past, past, and present to
see how he is influenced into rising against the tyrannical forces that be.
Enjoy the story.
(Lilith) Then… be the one that helps facilitate one of this county’s first modern anti-war
protests.
(Halofernes) We’ll have more cops surrounding you than anti-war protesters, and the
lead cop will arrest the father.
(Halofernes) Then check him into a mental institution, start quoting the constitution to get
out, and get illegally drugged.
(Lilith) Give them this very book to photocopy, and give them the two foreign policy reports
you wrote.
(Lily) Umm… Keep in mind the liberal principle: go in having no predisposed expectations and
you’ll never be disappointed.
(Fade to Blackness )
(Culdron paddles guitars Castle Backdrop)
(Stirring the witches brew) (Richard Present hiding in corner as RNC spy)
(Witch 1) (Downbeat Throughout)
The boil growing on the candidate’s face
Is the same protein compound as the bacteria
Growing in Walter Reed Medical Facility
(Witch 2) (Downbeat)
I sat and had a beer with the First Lady’s frivolity
It came in the form of a demon that had been
Set free by a supercilious supreme being
Decapitated from reality while smiling
It had just rescued the first Lady from a psych ward
(Enter Jesters)
(Court Jester 1) (upbeat)
Jurisprudant?
Or Jerry mander?
When voting
Machine algorithms
Are manipulated
(Jester 3)
Not ever properly elected
And now a war leader
(Jester 2)
pre-arraigned marriages;
a clear sign of fascism
(Jester 2)
Aah-Hum
A Morman Bible:
(Jester 2)
(Clears throat loudly)
Ahh hum
(Jester 1)
A Morman Bible also states:
(Witches)
(first lady)
(Jester 1)
Well then the
Government is buying houses
And defining good and evil
(Jester 3) (kinda sad)
When Christianity
And fascism get into bed…
(Jester 3)
Well will he let
People choose if they join
The army without guns
To their heads?
(Jester 2)
And what is edible
Underwear defined as
On a first date?
(Jester 3)
…Is an unmarried man allowed
To date unconditionally?
( First Lady)
He will not
(Jester 2)
What if they haven’t even met yet?
Is he to repent for past transgressions?
(Bush First Lady)
When the president eats with the queen
He does so as a doggy; confused and
Growling about being a millionaire on display
And unsure about an outcome of which end
Is speaking and which end is directing and which
End will ultimately make the grass grow…
(Jester 1)
(Pouting arms crossed foot stop)
Well hmm
(Curtain)
(Present sign walks by)
(Table, Beds,)
(Grudgedly)
(Wally)
And tie a bell around ones neck
In a symbolization
Of life progressing their non-derivatives…
(A park)
Love, Country songs, and Chianti
(Lilith)
Did you see the sparks, broken glass, and screams
Sliding down the highway
in upside-Down SUVS
Rolling on recalled rims
And blown tires
soaking in rays
escaping through ozone…
stopped by pavement
Hot enough to stop an ice age
(Richard) (smirking)
…Ahh!
You wanna take your top off?
....
(A begrudged look)
(Lilith)
Isn’t it just amazing that we are
just climbing safely in the confines
of a corporate ladder
Watching the skillet
flip flopping autonomous sovereignty
Still sounding a siren
of tyrannical domination
Around a world
still hesitantly reading newspapers
(Richard)
But they still give us money;
(Lilith)
Let’s just hope always for the destruction of unilateralism
And the reinstitutionalization of French fries
(Richard)
(Grabs crotch)
Let’s find another way to forget about the past
(Enter Army Bratts On Cell Phone)
(Army Bratt 1) (Loud and cynical)
Prudence was bound and gagged
The day you were sworn in
And marched onto that plane
Headed for hedonism
Mother crying and desperately
Fighting security
to hold her boy marine
(Richard)
How’s this : Tell me which side spends
The most on lawyers and
Offensively defensive weaponry
And ill tell you which side wins
(Cut Off)
(Mackenzie)
By sacrificing humanity
to the level of constantly losing
(Curtain)
Selling a Cause
(Pecking at home-rows)
(Wally) (Soliloquy)
To see through the motions of congress
Comparing the pushing and wrangling
Of printer paper to nuclear movements
Life plastered over silk screens
(Wally)
The taste of splashing toilet water tastes
Better in my mouth than the supposed
Reality that playfully pretends to represent
The hopes and wishes of a dreaming
America at large and largely ignored
(Father)
and someone
Please take lady liberty’s towel away…
(Mother)
I have to watch
these
statues fall and
freedom fail to pay you murders
(Wally)
We have put reason and logic in the dunce’s corner
And are being led by an idiot
(President on projector)
I Spend more money
On death than can be
Returned in tax returns
And I still demand a salute
(Curtain)
(Intermission)
(Lincoln/JFK whispering back and forth walking off stage) (Lit lightly)
(Lincoln)
That was just armchair quarterbacking though
(JFK)
Hindsight should get a job in the government and
We should pay him a king’s ransom to plan the future
(Lincoln)
In protest to the déjà vu
Experience forced to endure
(JFK)
Playfully placed on a population still recovering
From mismanaged games of chaotic dominos
(Curtain)
Sand Standing Still for Centuries
(Sydney) (exasperated)
The twisted and tangled world weaved…
(Shifting Spotlights)
(Jack Acknowledges)
(Up-ward pointed finger)
Well just the other day I was watching officers
Making arrests
(Sydney)
(noticeable upset)
……………………..Was it From dark dewy
Comfort of bedrooms?
(Jack)
Well I like to drive around then
watch police brutality
In boxed perspective
(Lights Shift)
(Enters Cop Training Class from stage right to off stage left stops stage center)
(Lead Cop)
Use deadly force
And brandish weapons
To inform points
Of implied guilt
Pre-emptively
Walk streets
And threaten bats striking heads
(Spotlight shifts)
(Jack)
(Sydney)
Jack; teach self restraint
(Jack) (Pointing)
Of the women in red high heels
(Lilith)
Watching scumbags
Smelling cash
Paying for silence
(Sydney)(Conspiratorially)
Dew rags describing geography
Gem stones intoning status
Colors and jerseys are important
And if you get shot…
To the Used and Abused
(Lilith soliloquy)
The things you do and actions you take out of whimsical frivolity
In your porn and drug induced fantasy world leave me feeling horrible,
Miserable, and utterly alone.
Good Bye
Don’t call
(Curtain)
(Lilith)
You can usually tell by the look in their eyes
Just gotta get em over a few of life’s hurdles
Hopefully it’s just santa and the easter bunny
Then they graduate with a cost of 50 dollars
Starting the process of creating their own delusions
(Ends Soliloquy)
(Wally Approaches)
(Wally)
Your Great Uncle Sal wrote a song about life
I believe it was…
(Lilith) (Supercilious flirting)
(Wally)
Well in my case Grandma goes around on holidays
Breaking bread and telling everyone to go to Hell
And I’m smart enough to recognize three things:
That first, your more beautiful than the harlequin of existence.
Second, that you are the positive influence in my life.
And Thirdly, and most importantly; because, those two things
Are absolutes; there is always heaven on earth.
(Moment of Silence)
(Wally)
Except coming from executors of billion dollar ponsi schemes
But I have come to put my faith back into the lord
Trusting always with my legal matters
(Lilith)
(Lilith) (soliloquy)
He makes me trust my gut like a quick-
Shooting President, least that’s what
I tell all foreign intelligence
(Puts on wig)
(Lilith)
I bet he doesn’t trust the blondes either
Must scare him more than anything else
They do things in teams like secretive
Organizations being institutional and creepy
Making Brunettes take death pacts and sign
Blood oaths before they use the dye and
Transfer over to the other side in an attempt
At creating something in the world
Putting on the zebra shirt
to flip
A poly-sci spectrum of dysfunctionality
(In Soliloquy)
(Stage Center)
(First Lady addressing Richard)
(First Lady)
(Seductively)
(Excited)
(Richard)
Let’s make it contractual
(Pitt) Caste)
(Shouting)
…He’s a conservative…
(First Lady)
I’ll train a mouse
To run a maze; But you’ll never see this mouse
Open a book and compose
A thesis upon comprehension