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1) When you say 'that', are you referring to the incident with the ground beef or with the
thresher?
2) I am who I am.
4) The Spork wasn't built by anyone. It willed Itself into existence a few years back; kinda
like that greyish gunk that builds up underneath your fingernails.
QUESTION: mmmm....forbidden
dooohhhhgggnuuuttt....
ASKED BY: Drey
ANSWER 1: Homer: You know, when I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my
dad wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on
the coffee table. [cheerily] The doctor thought I might have brain damage.
QUESTION: im bored
ASKED BY: Drey
ANSWER 1: Me too.
I'd probably screw if I had one of my multiple girlfriends with me at the time. On that
condition only, though.
However, if I was stuck with a man and/or thing (i.e., you), I'd buy a cattle prod just to see
what would happen when I stuck it in your hair/fur.
ANSWER 2: I'm not sure that Maynard will be too happy with you stealing his lyrics...
QUESTION: Drey
ASKED BY: whaaaaazaaaaap!!!
ANSWER 1: So whassup B?
Just watchin' the game, havin' a Bud.
True, true.
WHAAAZAP!
Whaaazaaap.
Yo, whozzat?
Hey, pick up the phone!
Hello?
WHAAAAAAASAP!
WHAAASAP!
Ehhhhhh!
Yo, where's Dookie?
Yo, Dook-hey!
Yo.
WHAAAZAP!!
Wuasssap.
Saaaaap!
Whazaaaaaap!
Ehh heheheh.
Hold on - hello?
WHAA-SAAAAAP!
Whazzzap!
Ahhhh!
Ehhhhh!
Ehhhhhh!
*click*
So whassup B?
Watchin' the game, havin' a Bud.
True, true.
QUESTION: what might a new unit dubbed the "TRO!
kridia" look like?
ASKED BY: MAXBLOW!
ANSWER 1: Probably rather similar to what a MYRK GIANT looks like.
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