7

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THE MONXEES

MO$(EES TOY TRSUND

'by
COSLOUGH J0lrNsolt
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FIRST DRAFT
rEB.2?,196?
 fiOIq(EES TOY AROUND

C AST

DAVID JOI.IES

PETER TORI(

MIO(Y OOLENZ

MITE NE5MITH

TOMMIE TUCXEB

HATA MARI

ACTNT

EIfSl
TU'O GUA8Ds

PROFESSOR

LAUNCHER MAI\I

BLACKBIRO MAfl

GENERAL

mAN#l
MAN#I
FBI MAil
 Strs

INTERIOflST

80Yrt pAD

TOY COMPANY sHoun00m

HALLIdAY

BASEMENT

(3) IrloRXR0O'1S
,

TREI'ICH
 TEASER

FADE It{r
INT. 30YrS PAD -DAY

fiICKY la vtry buay on hla uor* brnch. Thr addlla ars burnlng,
bottlr am bolltng, and toola rpread aII ovrr. Thr 30YS
rnter carrylng Crlct<rt attcka, and drraerd ln typlcal Crlckrt
playlng unlfounc.
- MICXY
HoH uar thr Crlckrt gacr ?

PETER
Cmat, I caught rlx crlckrtr.
llr ahoua mtcky a aanll box.

MIXE
ufiat arr you bulldlng ?'
mlo(Y
Soncthlng gtnlut tJ.tth Tsralr Tuckrr
daalgnrd, I dsr't knor rhat lt ls.

Thrt r rldlcr^rl*.Ttl:o.ltrvabh,
I lneant,
rldlanlor....
DAVY
You rald that brfon.
MIKE
0h...hontr , lEtrrpoulblr ?

FETER
flnr, but hlr couatn haE thr grlppl,
Hrta
LITTLE TOt'tmIE TUC{ER sllrabe ln ulndor. H! rralj<a to ttllckyrr
uronkbrnch.

TOMMIE
Hourr lt golng ?

MI O(Y
t tn about t/to f ,Jr.tchld.
( conro)

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( coHro)

MIKE
Turn11, uhat lr lt ?

TomrxIt
It rr a toy.r,... I lll cqar back
Iatrr urhrn lt t a Il,/16 l,lnlahcd. . ..
Irvr got to * grt back to ny
ducbar phyalcr...
Tunlr cllmba out of urlndsl.

PETER
Say hrllo to your nuohar phyalce.

CUf T0r
IllT. PAD -HICtlT

mtd<yla totally dlrhevaltd, uorklng lrvtrlehly. Thr cuedl.! aro

burnrdto thr bottcrn, Davy le practlelng hlr gotf awtngr ualng-o large
marrtrrrllor. Davy mlra, tno rurnge, pitrr riac*rer doun, takia
golrball and ratr tt. pllcky auOOrn1y. lrnpe-up.--
f'II CKY
( ahouttng )
I rvc donr lt, I rvr dmr tt.
Eofr run ovrf to h!m. Hr ctandr, lod<lng at Me handa.
mIcKY (corur'o)
Frsn thrar hande, frsn thraa tuoluc
?lngmt rprutd lorth 9m1ua..
my brilllanct oyrruhrlna mr.

Ha wlMr thr toy up an! tt Jurt got! ln circlre. They Look

at hln and salk auray dtaappolntrd.
(corur'o;
Icnrt that srea, Ttot
DAUY
Il you Seay ro.

PETER
Crsat aprullng.
(cor'rTrD)
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(cor{TrD)

MIK E
ilobody sould r,uan! a toy llkr that. ..
Hotd havl to Ot rtdl arlnrrc
!Y' rnFro! { arrrhl a
Ervi$oYqe"
and. a. a

ACEIIT cltraOe ln thrwgh ulndos.

AGENI
I muet havr that.
PETER
....lnlanr, llrleponalbla...
AGENT
I aurt havr ltr I rauct havr lt.
oAVY
lory ?
AGEII?
($rfr*fngr thrn rnotlmal)
f tvr nantrd c toy ilkr that iGce r
ua. a Ll.tth boy qr thr farn rlavlng
und.s thr crurl hot crn.
MICXY
Somyr you canrt havt lt. It belonga
to Ltttl Tsrlt Tuckrr.
PETER
8ut ltll glvr y(ru qtt o? ay crlckrtr.
Ho handr hlra a raall box, Th, Ag!.t looka at
dtaguatrdly ellnor out thr trtndd. hle and

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3ll$
F ADE Ill t

Roqn la ?lllrd ullh toyr. S.vltt lod<lng HATA mARI ln alltlng

at hm deak thrsclng knJ.vI al thr doot. egent op3nt thc door
and la nrarlY htt oY ggft.
HATA
Dtd you grt lt ?

NGENT
(drfCnrlvrly )
No, but halcra a or!d<rt.
Ht ofltrr h|l thr bor and ahr throsr a knl?r tqrard hln. Hs
to plnnrd agalnrtr thr daor.
HATA
A orldtrtrro/otl our back slth a
orlckrt,
(looklnq uPsord)
Br lllata Flsrl, dld You hovr euctr
troublr ?

AGEHT
Hata, shtt do'You uant that alllY
toy lot ?...I! mly 9or. ln clrclm.
ShB throur knlfu at dat.
HATA
u,. atr ln thr burlnlaa oi rtcallng
arctrll and naklng rpreJ.al ulaponr
arrd dlrgutrlng tlrm at toYa.

Shr throrga knt'fr.

HATA (CoNtrD)
Dunb, that toY lr ths suPlt ercrst
bqrb dcicrrator. ng3nt X dlaappeared
rlth thr Planl.
l--, a- Ll
5na EnlrorrD MAr ! cb
-t lr+h.
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xntn (coNT'D)
Dr.srb. . . go back tonlght and grt lt. ..
and anotlrrt thlng,.
Shr throrys knlfr at hlm.
HATA (CoNTfD)
Rrturn that orld<rtt
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INT.-P3D -l{IGHf
Boyr arr rlrrplng. Thr roor ls.dar*. Agrnt alouly crauls thratgh
opan sl,ndor, Ho gata hlr fret ovcr wlndall sllt and hlr hand
geta caught ln thr a/rtatnc. Hr lrtta hlaarll, thcn trlP! ovsr
a lanp on the f loor. Thr larnp ovcturrtr, 'naklng a oud nolgt.
Ho qulckly dlvrr qrt thr windar. Thr Boyr, uraslng atlangr
nlght clothr, nrn lnto thr roan. lttlkr turnr on llrr llghtr.
MIKE
Dld you hrat rurthlng ?

PETER
(aheplly nrbblng ryra)
I crrtalnly dld...ttrta kntght ln ahlnlng
alrnout rlaa danctng utth a dragon and thr
dragan brrathtd flame...th. nol,cr ol that
neltlttg araorrt. 11r{olil 3

Thry reaot te Frtrr, trlld<y pld<r up !h. Iamp laylng on the flmr.
MICKY
trfio put thr lanp hers ?
They look at Prtc.
PETER
You uantrd thr llght turned dourn low.
fhoy lodr at hlm.
DAUY
Good nlght.
SHOT- HIGH SPEED EOYS GO 3ACX TO gED.

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lNT. PAD -lllGH?

Rooa te dad<. Agrnt, dlahrvrlcd lrsn Jr,mplng out w!,ndow, angaks

ln agaln. Hr nakra autrr hr dorrnrt grt entangrrd ln curtal.n, Hr
Hr then trlps ov* crld<et box and knocks
-ovrr ehalr,wlndor.
gota paat
ghlch knod*a ovar tablr. He qulct<ly Jrrnps out of
wlndour. Tht Boye run lnto tlrr room. Davy turnr thr llght on. They
arr tha ovrrturntd ?srflltsrr.
DAUY
Uthat happlned dourn fhiFr ?

MI CXY
Robbsrs ?

MIKE
l{evrr ! Rsbb.t would taks }nr lod<
at thla placr and hcrd leavc ur monly.fr
Petcr looks at syelturnrd erld<rt box.
PETER
I donrt sar any mon!)r...th8n1 lt murt
have b.rn th crl,ckrts.
AII lhr boyB agr.r AD LIB n 0h yta, sur., thatla lt"
MI CXY
lrhat arr yor.r frrdlng thm ?

FETCR
Chld<rn toru rnd buttcrtly Josla.
MIKE
uondrr they I re mstltal. . . batter Inavr
l.Jo
th&a rere blcarbonltt,n.,,Gsod nlghL.
SHOT. HIEH sFEED, BOY9 GO 3Ae( TO i-]ED.

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J"!Ll*_Su-ril bH I

Agant, badly mtrrtd up frsrn Jrnrplng out wlndou, clowly and pgJnfully
cllmbr ln sl.ndos, aldratrpplng all ttrr obatachs. Hl **friT way
to ih; iiiork-oeneh. H: lindr a drau* ihai ie ioui<rci. Hr iakra
out a knlfr and trlga to ep*r the dtascr, An alarm goaa olf
and hr la nprayrd rclth blad< ifik. In panLerhr Jr.mpt ou! of srronB
uLndou, and thr erarh ir heard. Thc Boya run ln. tllld<y goee Lo
the workbrncfi and rhutr off thr ararn. pelsr turrra thr ughts ono
( corur' o;
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(corilD)
MIffiY
Ssneong trled to grt lnto ony
rrclrt draurrr

MIKE
Uthat do yqr k.rp ln ttrrre?
MICNY
(Ioa<hg cautlourly)
You urmrt tlll anyonr?

Tlr boya nod No and hold up scorrtr gaBtrr

lYtIo(Y ( coNTr o)
Thlr recrtt draurt har i..nothlng ln lt...
:xcrpt that toy.
OAUY
trfiy rould rnyonr rrant to atgcl that
thlng ?

PETER
I knal why..,bteauar thryrrt rldlatfana,
unorLlcvabtt...
Thry gag Petrr.

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JIIr-9!9@E -DAY
Hata Harl la ?rcdlng a etulfcd l!,on, The llcr le charulng thr lood.
Agent dragr hlmarll lnto tht roc!!. Hr ta a E.Bs, urlth torn up
clothc, bandogrr, rtt.
HATA
Dld yan get tt ?

AGENT
l{o, thr placr tuar booby trappod.
HATA
And thry trapped a perfrct booby.

AGEITf
[hat arr you golng to do nos ?

( coNT'D)
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( contro)

HATA
rll have to grt Lhr
I detmatsr
ln ny oun rubtla nayr
Shr lrtr doun herl halr, taJ<ea glarsrr off, fl,xss har drrsa and
blogora Fllrs Srx.
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INT. PAD -DAY

Prtlr lc sklpplng roprr Srxy llata ee3r,ln through ulndou.

- PETER
Hrlro.
Shr Jolne hlo ln Junplng roprr
HATA
HcLLo darllng.
PETER
lEe there ecnrlhlng you urantrd ?

Shc stope :klpplng ropr and dragr hln onto thr @udr.
HATA
Ycr,.
PETTR
(nervouely )
Yqr cantt havr mr...I brlong to my
nothrr and fathrt...rnd thay urouldn|t
srll or...hor snucir Bould you pay ?

Shr rubr hrr handr through hle halr.

HATA
Donlt you undcratand. I'n madly trn love
rlth you and ihr toy you bul.It.

&1 no, I dldn't.,::t'o

(coNTrD)
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( conr'o1
HATA
( quld<ty )
Dmrt ba baehful.,.lrt mt rs! th!-E toy-..
Sharr lt url,th your drvoLcd rlavr.
PETER
I canlt, but you can look at ono ol
my crld<etr.
Hr handc har crlcket box, shlcfi atrr puahr! Buafr
HATA
lt to thr FgI ?
You gavr
. PETER
ilo, thly ean grt thrlt oun orld<1tE....
mlcky har lt.,..
She grrhra hln of? thr coudt.

HATA
mld(y ?...tr ht anythtng lurr
YOtt ?

PE.fER
rtl llkr tuln!...hbJld
Irf you llkr to
C<lp sopr rml motr?
Sltr Jr.mpa qrt of nlndm.
OJT T0 t

INT. SHOWRO$i- DAY

Agent le playlng ulth SEE l{ SAY toy. Artou la po!.ntlng tourard
dog. Hr pulle thr strtn0.
TOY
- Itlaas, fieou.

He rsactsyr . Thrn hr tutns thr dlal to a tur*ry. He pulla the

etrl,ng and toy rxplodca ln hls lact. ftata obatvaa thls.
HATA
Thatto emr tuskry.
( coNT r D)
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(cori,o)
AGENT
Gobbll, gobbh, gobble.....dld you
gal thr detonator ?
HATA
No, but Irvr got another plan.....thlE
ta suppoaad to br a toy factory...ur! ala
rl,nply gotng to buy ua a nlu toy"
CUI T0r

INT. pAp -oAY

Eoyr asr playlng wtth toy. Knod< qr door'la hrate. fllld<y puta
tlr toy auay aa Davy anautrr thc door. Agrnt and Hata, dlrgu!,aed
aB )rourg blond arrrlnser stth long cyrlarhcar rntatar Davy la
ascd ullth her.

Fro,n HAIA
HoIIo, Ila,Gladyr Good toy lrlanu?acrturlnq
Csapany.

Shr stnka hcr largt ryetaahtr and boya arr antrancad"

MIKE
Ifiat can rr do fo! you.,hgal or
lLLrgal,
HATA
trtcll emrqrr told oo about that narvalous
toy you nadl..fmy cmpany would be hmorrd
to aunufaoturr lt lor all thr klddlre
ln Bhr urorld to anJoy.

Thatre vrry nl* 3lT*.

T MI EKY
I fdllke to pharr lhlr toy ulth aII thr
blmda..I nrafl klddlrr, but lt doeanrt
urlong to aa.
Shr sini<a ai ihen and ihry naarly au,oon.

(cot{rto)
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(coutro)
HATA
I
Juat knor that th. l;l'ttk boy
vor,rld urant io gharr lt urtth aII thr
othrr lltth boya tn thr urhole wtda urorld.

Boyr agrcer gesturlng wldr. Prter gaaturre tall.

HATA (CONTTD)
Herata my card, ulhen youtvr nadr up
you mlndar phaer cone by and wotll havr
rornr boozt,..I mran pundt and cod<lrE.

Sho glvr tlrr grvrral ulr{<r ol hsr eyro and rxlta. Iha Boyr
E.maln ltarlng at thl doot.
MI CXY
( trancr-Ilkr)
tl,r clrnrt do anythlrq slthout aaklng
Tgrmtr,
DAVY
Old you arr her blg ryra ?
MIKE
Shr had rucfi pmtty goldm halr.
MI O(Y
Kldr havr to lrarrr hmrety, tntegrlty,
and goodnlrr ftsr thelr cldarr.
FETER
I brt ehrrd llkr ny crlckrt.
MIO(Y
Addlng up all thr facta add for Tomnlrrt
oun good thrtltr orly olr lalr declgloi...
ktrr eyrlaeh..t ntan go.
CUT T0 t

I.[[r.i@9.s -oAY

Agent and Hata alttlng tn rhosroore. Agrnt opcnt JACK lll THE fiUSIC
SOX shlcfi rhootc a knl?r lnto crlllng.
(conro)
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(coHrD)
AGEIIII
One mom urlrd< and theyrd havr mrlted.
HATA
It worta rwrytlme.
ACENT
Boy,fB, rrally got to br dunb
to faII for thos ulnklng eyalashts.
Shr ulnks at hln and hr falnta. Thr Boya tntu ofllcr ae thr
Afmt lr grttlng up.
HATA
Hrllo boye.
MIKE
U}rIt, uc thought ovrt rhat yorr sltnkad..,
I rnmn talk:d about.
Frirr pld<r up AGEI{T ZERO ilWIE CAIIEflA. Hr polnte !.t tosard
the wall,
PETER
Uhat a grrrt leoklng Ensrtar
Hr prusaca thr trlgger and blata a holr ln thr sa1l. Agent
$rtd(ly grabr lt frqn hlm,
PETEn (CoNTrD)

Ufiat happms uhrn you urs ftlrn ?

HATA
Nou, lrtrr talk buatnlsa.
mt o(Y
Noi yrt, I tvr got to cal] Tonrnlr
flrst. Hr aheuld br hcrnr Btrof,r
MIKE
lfrtb ultrr
--- lL-
wa!,tlng, gnn you ehow
LI" E5E'UNI,]
------J ETTI I EtrEOrI r

( mruttp)
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AGENT
(ts Hata)
Ir tt safr ?
HATA
They uonft notlce a lhtng.
CUT T0r

INI. HALLWAY- DAY

They nalk dorrrn halluray. TUJ0 GUARDS' corrylng naehlns gunB, iollou
thm. llata opana a doot.
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lNI. r{BRt(Rofirl #l dAY

serdy looklng PROFESSOR te ratrd ln thr olddlc ol gcveral dolls.
HA?A
Thtc lr rhrre ur tracfi the Uttlt
dollr hou to talk.
AGEHT
Yea, Juat pult thr atrlng.
Davy pulla a rtrlng an doll. Thl baby doll aprake ulth a vrry
lon naaanllne volcr.
DOLL
Tha ptrcm ol thr bmb ars as f ollourlr.. r.
BoyE react ard Agrnt graba thr doll and puahee lhr tsoyr out ol,
8Om.

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INf. u,0Fl(R00In r#2- DAY

I mrn la playlng urtth a H0ITJLER m0BrLE mrssILE LAUNCHER. Thr ,oya

loci< tn the door. Th. frlAtt LAUNCHES ONE fiISSILE.

(coNT'o)
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( coHrrD)

MAH
(hoUulng)
Chlcago.

itllsalIe larrCr and rxplodrc. He larnclrcg anothar nrlestlr.

MAN
(rroIIe rtng)
Nrr Yot*l
illccllc landr and explsdru. Hr laundrea another mlsai.la "
MAN
(trollmt,ng)
LoB AngsleE I

ftllarlh landa and rxplodtr.

Dary notlsr! a IttALL fiILITABY TAM LAUNC}IER

DAUY
Irnf t that cnrtr.
MI CXY
Ittrrst bt for gmallrr cltlcs.
MAN
Yourrt rlght, that mrla fsr Kar*aker.
He lamchra :aall alrrlk and mall rrploetm appeata. Hata
qufd<ly uahtra thga out of tom,
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INT. til0RKR00li .#3-DAY

BIRUIAH 1r altttng ln thr mlddl: oF arveral toya. The Boys enter.

Prtrr gorr to th. ELACK0IRD PIE T0Y. I'to urlnda lt up. They lleten
to thr tune, then cratch the blrds crno llylng out. Aganl, Blrdnan
and Hato quld<ly grab tl'n blrdr brlorr thry drop. Thry carelully
art the blrdr qr thr tabb. Frtr takra me and puta lt ln hla
pockeL.

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INT. HALLTUAY- DAY

Boyr and Hata, Agsnt and Guardr arr uralklng dosn thr hallway.
M IKE
Do o11 toy lactorfra have armtd guarda ?
HATA
0h yos, ua noed eecurlty...tlrs3l a3e
qll ktnda ol srcrctg around htta,...toy
srcretr that.la.. (Uneolortaub laugh)
AGENT
tfiy mly last wr* ur lotrnd a spy
trytng to rtml qr taU<tng trongoor.,
OAVY
Ihatra trrrlbk, rhat
*d y* do to hlm ?

AGENT
(Iaughtng)
Wr ?rd hlrn to thr {lnglng alUgatora..r
Icnrt tlrat funny ?
9rtar -Hr
looka at thr Blusbtrd h. took, and drcldea to throg lt
3uay, toacra lt ovrr hta ahouiOir".- iI .rpf"oea, knoeklng
tfu gtardl dorn. Boye rtaot.
M IKE
Do you gst tht ldra rmothlng la wrong ?

MIO(Y
Juet brcaur thr toyr rxplodr ?

DAVY
And thr gulsdr earty machlnr guna.
Thry all nod no.
SHOT+IIGH SPEED. BOYS RUH OOU'I{ THE I{ALL.

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INI. eJ\o -oAY .

SHOT-HIGH SPEED. MICKY, PETER ANO MIKE RUN INIo ApARTrllENT, CL05E THE
OOOR AI{D PUSH N'RFIITURE IH FBONT OF IT.
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BACX TO TIORXIAL SPETD.

MIKE
Uotr, that urar cloEe.

MICXY
Utrerolr Davy ?

MIKE
Ht uac rtght bohlnd mc.

Illlke raachea bdrtnd hdm.

ln your ahirft'^
LocJ<

They cantlnur to plb thlngs up at door. Turmlc cll,rnba

through tln open urlndql,

TmmrE
H! gu)ra.
MI CXY
Tcnrllr, what la thta thlrrg ?

Hr ahosa hln toy.

TOfiIIE
( apologrtlcalty )
I Juat found out...Itts a Bupsr
eaert bmb drLsnator"
MIKE
Yor.l deatgncd ll ?

T00mt r
No, I tha planr trranr my Uncle
borrorund
who wofl<r ler a toy egnpany. I thought
it uraa a toy untll thr FBI arreatad
h1rn.

MICKY
tt*rat ar* u* golnq t,o Erlth tt ?

r0rnmt e
Clvr lt to tha FBi,
( r;rut'o)
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(coNTtD)

mlkr, mtd<y and Petcr AD LIa " Yee, good tdea, yourto rlght"
Thr phone rlnga. mlke pld<c l,t up. He llEtene, node and hangs
UP.

MIKE
Thay got DaW...ll thcy donrt get tha
drtonatorl thoyrll ferd hlm to thr
toy alllgatot....

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ENp 0r 4cT otlg

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ACT TUP

FADE INT

INT, PAD -DAY

Boya atttlng crossrd laggrd m floot thlr*lng. They try to
gst up, but canlt trnbmd hga.
MIKE
Gentkmen, the altuatlm ealls for
a uar eqtfgrrficl.

ot r
. mI cxY
Burg3al.

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luJr-.P.&HAY
8oy8 ln Indlan ooatuaaa, gttlr alttlng cooasraggad, around llrs.
Itllkr has CMllre hat qr. Prterra hat 1r too Uig, 6ory," t,oo-"iitt,
and ttltckyra keopa loalng ?ec!hg8a. Thry aurltcfr-tratr arotnd. ild<y
takrg or.lt gun and ehootr upurald. A fes feathsra float doun and-he
pute tha ln hlr hat. Itllkt paau thr peasg ptpe, They cough
i

eadr tlme thcy takt a drag.

-
MIKE
At eaar, bEavS uratrr.l,ola.
Petcr laye dorun"

DAVY
At eaat, not uncmaeloue.
MI EXY
0h qroat O'rlrl, ruhet tB our plan ?

PTTTR
Attacl< thr fort. ..I aluraya uantad to
-*},--J,
sirqq -o Ir*\
I Hl.l'r

mIK:
s.- _, ia, firat....io
my plnn get urna battgr
to.baceo, "

l-le throus tha peace plpr ovrr hla shotlldrr.

( cmsr,o)
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' D)

MICXY
Glrl wlth long ryelashea epd<r with
for*ed tongue.
PETER
01, I In aorryr D hope lt qete
getter.
MIKE
Uh havc truo plana..

SH0T.PETER AND ItlIO(Y ASLEEP

BAO( IO SCENE

Itllkr le oaklng many mad<a tn rand.

mrKE (coilTrD)
ttJ. can rrlurl to glvr thm thr drtonator.
Then try to aavl Davy by rld<tng our llvea.

3OYS bm.
l'lIKE (Co$r'D)
0t, ur can gtve thsn thl datonator, get Davy
bad< ulthqrt rlsldng out tlvea and Jepordlre
thr rafrty of tho rhoh ruorld.
Boya boo.

MI CKY
Nobl. Ch&?, I havt auggertlon,
MIKE
trJhat la tt ?

MICXY
Lrtrr attad< tjre fort.
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INT. TREICH .OAY

Boyaalr ready to chargr ovrs thr hlll. Thry arr dressed trbsld uEr I
styh. Shrlla dropplno ard othrr sar nolao hcard ln BG.
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MIXE
Synchronlzr satche!...,lir 30 srconds lt
rlII br 9t27.
Frter looka cloaaly ct sateh.
PETER
9t2?,...m1n0 enly cost 7tZA,
MI O(Y
l#iat tlmr do you havr ?

PETER
Tlror rnough ?or ffir ror3 danca,
Ha trachrr for mld(y.
MIKE
I blos thr uhletle...ovar th,
Ufirn
top..,.[[ckyp yq, go atall the glrl
ulth thc ryelarher. Prtrr and I trrlll
ararclr lor and laBcut Davy..
Hr blotcr tho ghlstlr. Ihty try to cl&nu ovar ths trrncfr ruall.
Thry kerp ?atllng dasn. Ihrn Ectry brlngr a laddarl and lt
lc too rhaD!. In dlrgutt, tluy throu dqrn thalr hclmata.
Pr?ER
Lrtra attack tht fort.
CU? TOT

IllT, SAStF1ENT -DAY

Davy le tlrd up. Agrnt la sb:plng ln chalr. Davy works hts
handc frra. Hr untlu hl,r lrga and anraka toward the door.
Hc pl*e up Gn AGEFIT ZIRO RABIO ffRE EUt{ and la lmmcdlatrly
aurround.d by STUITCH tl G0 BATTLE TANKS whlch arr fLrlng
. mlaallrr at hlr, Hr back aray and Agmt laugha.
ALLN I
Golng rcrnawhctr ?

? ,--^-.
a I sl,'gsl a- L-.---DlYt^^-..
IfL' UrlJEtt my LBttEtto o r r
Yeu dgnrt eant mg to gat cavJ.tlee,..

ACENT
Grt back hrrr.
Davy polnlr gun at lgant,
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DAVY
kay, prt your handa up.
Agent fearlecaly rualko up to hln, Davy cloaes h1a eyra
and ltres thr gun. Hc alarly opsns hlc tyoa and reallzea hc
hag a cap guno

ACENT
fhatrg Just a toy. If yan uant a saapon,
us! me ol tlrear,
Hr pldcs up toy gultar and trrrna ths caink. Bullet holra
appota ln wall. Davy gladly rltt doln.

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U-8!8!!S.;PeY
ml cky r dreeard aa a gangrttrr tralkc lnto thr OPflcr. Hata la
tharr.
HATA
Youtv. brqlght thl dctsrator ?
tllr6ry
Suro baby, but flrat, I uant to
talk tur*ry,
Ht plcka up SEE tl SAY TOY and pullc thr strlng accldantly.
rl oor-u
Cobbla, gobbt!, gobblo.
mlcky roaeta and quickly reta ttr toy dasn.
MICKY
You rrall,tr, youfrc not talklng to an
amattut.
lio plcka up BIFF BEAR TALKING D0LL,

fltre
UJc Aet the dctmator, yur get your
frland bad<.

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MI CXY

H,::1.
uhat counl"
::*":: :*i"H;:"il:r:'
ln thr crurl uosld oF apydrn.
nld(y pull6 talklng dollra otrlng to accrntuate polnt.
DOLL
I rm gonna go out and brat up a
chlfrnunk.
mld<y React!,

}IATA
Yqr uant monry ?
MICXY
Yourrrg rradlng mrr baby,
Hc pulle dollta atrlng a9a1n. /
DOLL
Can I havr a klra ?

mlcky and Hato React.

HATA
Uhy you ?rmh, cvllr n.rcsnary, dltty....
MICXY
Flattery urlll gat yq, noulhetr.
HATA
*oy, I thfnk Br can m*a a dral.
ml cxY
Ecfore I dral ulth your Eutflt, I
u/ant to knosr mort abqtt you and
thls rrt up..undtrrtand baby.
Hr pulla tlrr dollra atrlng rgllB.
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DOLL
Sha{ mc yelr EeorREr
mlcky rracte.

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Irrr. _I" ACToRY HALU{AY= -DAY

Pet* ard t4lke aDs encaklng dam thr harl. Thcy burnp lnto
a S0UTH AfiERICA|{ CENERAL and atart to lnrn.

rrJrlcor to or.r J:[l]eanrlmcn.

They stop, look bad<' rnd ralk tonrd thr Gmtral.
MIKE
ttlrlL thar{< yqr. Soy, do you knoo .o.

!Enmrt
Notlor qrr beautllul lakrs and tar*c.
PETTR
far*r ?

GENERAL
Yqrrrr urlccrr.
( rntltndtrq )
-
i.eonr to thr ?rattvol and put
yarr handr up, Ilm golng to,....
Gsnnal atopa aovtng. They look at hlg bt* and he haa a
glnat wlnd.rp kry tn hl,a back.
MIKE
Hrrr a talklng Gsnsral.
PETER
Strould era ulnd hlm up ?

MIKE
Ho, I f n lltrE a lrlend of the cnlisled man.
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INT- SHoun00fi DAY

flct<y hrr pllr of bm{<a ln frsrt ol hlm.

HATA
*oy, youlve ctrrckcd ou! bod<s, ou!
lnventory, our health !ecord8.,.now
glvr me the detonator.
MI CKY
Itlot eo fast....I uant to ue surc lt falls
lnto wrong handg.
HA?A
You havt my guatantaa.
.

MICKY
Arrnrt you evll, vlelou, emnlvlng,
and dlehonut ?
" }IATA
-Y3r, (nroudtY)
I am.

Thcn ho,r can I t"fiil

your guarantrr,
You thlr* I uaa born yaetrrday ?
mlcky pulle the cord ol a 9ABY 000L.
DOLL
I rat pldgama.
mleky DeaeLa.

eUT T0r

tltf: e{snarr DAy

oavy La atruggllng to grt out of ehalr.

| DAUY
!,hy donrt wr arttlc thla llkr men.
In a duel.
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At tr{[
Ufrat klnd of a durl ?

iiAU Y

( thlnkrns )
Hou about a aullrsulng cantrst ?

AGENT
Tharrta no pool arourd hrrr.
DAUY
ubll, u,e tll
havr to humy. Iht
planr lcavtr lor Florlda ln a
ftu alnutler r r*ufitll mt.
Agsnt atarto to unth hln.

koF, tt you *rn,TlXrgo rrsr. !r

I uln, I lerd yorr to the al$gatora.
Hg h'na ovet and dropa a 6.tcl qrt or hra pocket. He prcJcs
It up and handt l! to hqf.

rrr,u you tnrd rny lffJI.lTI;:l* msdar ?

(thrnr<rnlAlJr*r,
^
on aacsrd-thcught; in lu"l ite I
a utg
rnlal, r, rI td dtoun,,..alllgatort...
tlr srr up agaln.
CUT T0 r
rr?r THslEEHfl 0lr
mtcky hae 16tr6 sr hlc lap.
HATA
Itlhy muat I slt q1 )rour Lap ?

rrri6(y
(dovlllahly )
Checklng your uetghtr and prrealng
my panta.

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( coutro)
HATA
ilor, hou about thr drtcrator ?
Ht rhovta hrr aray and grtr gp. He grab! a tABRy THE LION DOLL.
MIBY
Thr drtqratorl
HATA
Arr you rtalllng ?

MICXY
Uho nr ? Evll, vlclourl bad, not nlEr.
ttfiy uoutd I rtall ? I fn not afrald
o? anythlng.
ffi pullr rtrlng sr doll. Llon roarr and ht Junpa lnto htt lap.
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It{Tr HALLUTAY -DAY

8o)rs op.n a door rnd prd< ln.

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I[T. W0Bl(R0qtl #1- DAY .

drraerd ln nllttary unlfornr,

Turo mEIil, GD. elttlng at labrr
flll.d ulth toy roldlrre.
mril fl
i{otrr, tf tht troops arl marrsd ltkr thlc,
nAfi #2
(aharll,ng; mllltany etyh)
t$at do yctr do ?...0u1d(....fel Euat
thlr* quld(.
MAil #I
f uar my Ray gun and dratroy thrrn.
Hs polnls : T0CS{AB00HI at toyr and they btanr uB.
MAil #2
Ererllant...norr l"enrt that a oq;ta toy?

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( coul'D)

Petrr anri rrUkl grab a cotrpk of T00NM00NI5 and qulatly cloee

ihr door.
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iNr. ansergru1, DAY

Onvy 1r tlrd up. Agant lr ahrplng.

DAUY
lhy yar...I lv. had lt. .. Lrt oa
go nor, or yqutll ruffr tJr coruqusno.r.

16EET
Llkr rfiat ?

OAYY
0<ayl IrLl trIL you, I hrpprn to
br thr nortdtr greatcrt Karatr lxpct.
SHOT- DAVY 8REIKINC A BiiICK IIALL ItT HAlf UITH H/. .(AIiATE sTYEE.

OAUY
Ir o alrs an excrllant frncsr.
SHOT- DAUY BUILOINC A FETICE

DAUY
Thr bret gm ahot arornd.
SHOT- DAVY SH@TINC GUN AHD BULLET HOLES SPELLI!{C "I LOUE DAUY"

DAUY
A otranplon boxtr,

sr{0T- oAyY KHotr(tNc oU'N SHAooU ouT

DAVY
And thr usrldll baat...
sirol-DAuY bEncrrc

DA,Y
.:::...Dancrt ?
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 28.

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AGEITT
(faklng trar)
^
,{gayr^ I f
ll let you gcr tl you do ss
grt fryot. ,

DATIY
Sparr yqr! l{fr, no danbt.

Nor tradr ror hor |l'IL"".

l-|r bmokr out ln laughtrr*

n
9UT T0r

IHI. TELLII,AY DAY

mlk. rr'd Fetar cmr tqnrd thr bacnmt doo!. Trro cuardr,
carsylng sacfrlnr luil !!t atandlng ln lrcrt of tfrr door,

fhpt cuet o. rrrr.{I[Lrr". kecptng htn.

PETER
gst to grt paat thoar
,*"lyr go armod Cruarde ?
Lrtrr hmr.
MIKE
fut arvy lr brtrlng thorl dooro.

^ (r.rr'*!iEt
irdr thrn hc Fnr nothl,ng !o urolry
aboutr hrra alrcadf paet thm
m*a,y $trotr, trylng tc llgusr thr logler m hl,s fing*r. Hr
glvar up.
mL{r
ItL run trlel arra nl I}.^-*
r, tvsa ,r..a-J-
y'fll UEa. . a
tue goi theag rEV uiinr-

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PTTER
Yan kne, yarrre prrtty amart lor
a lmg halrrd srlrdo.
Thry hold th. T00I|AR00NI5 up and ralk to Urr gtrardo.
PETER
Qoy, yolr guyar put dorm yo.t! Eupon!.

The guardr lod< at ttrr TOO}|AfiOONIS and $fd(ly put dour thelr
'iiaapcxltr

Yourrr rucry ;* Il[t*!...!tr{e ray

grn uouldlvr dlrcalvtd ycu.
PETER
Jurt mtctr.
E lt to hla nouth and alnr at Urr doot. Hs slnda tt.
H. puta
out. Petrr lr panldr.d.' mlkr Caya hla and anly
frtuelo conla
nuglc cmrc out. Ihr grrardr nadr donn ?or thelr guns and ltltJ<r
and Pctrr hft $E w:r thr hmda udth lhr T00NAR00N15I knodclng
thn out.
Trrtr t,a r v.ry ,.llllr. aor.
They oprn thr door and prak ln.
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TNT IIA5E;TFN? DAY

Eavy arar thm rntee. Aggrt tr almplng ln dtalr. pstar pl*g

up a toy trlrphom ard carrlu lt to Agrnt, llc oakaa lt rlng
and !1lkr qulckly ralla hl,n up and handr hlrl tht phonr.
FETER
Trkphonr fot you.
Shosr hln phmr. thrn hangc tt up.
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(curto)
MIKE.
Yourre uantrd ln plttlburg.
Agrnt nrnr out ol rwr.
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INT. SE0UR0Er1 oAY

rdckyla practlolng faet drag Edth and cap guns, Hc har
trmty dll,?trnt grnc alsjppod cr. holatcra
Ag31t n5a tnto the rocn.

(rxart*i.EilT .

Ithor santr or ln plthbuag

|iATA
Plttrburg ?
&ICKY
Rlght qrrstdr De lrlolnrr..otheyrvt a
dlnsr thrrr tlrat rrnl.a th. uiat gmaly
potetcmr..Urqy ucr rlal grrartr

utrdsr suardr.ns u,lTla ,

o.Et'lr
tlo qlr..
*t:,a-pd Agrnt nrn otrt of orrrcr. filcky polntr 9un at thrn"
HGtt, or rrlt "n":l:t
Hr chostr all hlc Aunr and trlp3 ovsr thmr.
|-il? YTr
tul .

*-r 6 a r-
'- r,+
:rnJ:r'lLlll
Ilrlr uaI

i:':ikf, Fat*r arrd Davrr

- - ctarL nrrt fhp amr . rrsLor
p qryl L-r-!- lf9f,af
A---rL nn0 quftf
eRter' mleky ccrn36t Dairl-+i Er*r=-.. ri, puia ;; i;-;;";;-oi]ri.--
OA

"
( eorut'n)
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( coHT'D)

MIct,Y
0s'ltt mova qrt lndr..,no! rvtn
tno lfiehar.

He lr ml,y got oapHATA

gufla.

PET[8
Yqr rhould have brqrqht Ut. cartra
HATA
Grt th*.....
Thr OIASI brglna. CHASE T0 I|{CLUDE r

0: nrnnlng ln and ottt ol rocrll, hallnaya.

b, brlng chasrd by uartanr toy v*rlctm.
Er boyr dlrgut rrd ar datlr and agtn! putUng thlrr atrlnga.
d. rldlng vlhlohr,
'\-' l. wlng etp 9[rnl a^d othu toy uraponr gtttlng nlxrd ,lth 3jal crt3!.
. ?. playtng tosuroanlt
g. laklrn anapahotr ulth gwr carnrsas, blo*lng holer ln ryall.
h. etopplng drar and playlng gro3c.
t. llatontlng to tsy phsrll.
J. grttlng caught ln Sltltfi H Co art sp.
Charr mdr up wlth. Boyt .ntangllng thm ln |,hltlbk tubc trad<.
Tqootr cm3. lnto thr roo rlUr r iltn o.''?lng a gun.

TqfiUE
tsoy, I In glad you guyr arr aafl. I
brought r Ean lrm ttrr FBI.
rdI
hlrvr brm lodrlng for ihla epy rlng
fof aorr ttnr.rEvm Batraan Cqul61rt-
ggt Bhtn.
Boyo rract.
.'..
!v. (coNtro)
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)

( coHt'o;
TBI
You can 91vr mt thr drtmatot,
MI CKY
I krt lt at urc pad.
rBl
Unguardrd ?

PETtit
0f courro noLl my ertckrt 1r uratcltlng lt.

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FNDT "IN T

INT. PAD DAY

mlcky, Itllkr and Dovy arr playlng o gag . pctrr lc busy acttlng
up a blg fub ol nater.
M IKE
Potrrr rhat ars yal dotng ?

PETER
I to golng to lamdr the rockel toy
I Juel bullt.
. DAI/Y
Hofl c6. yan nrrd thr erat r ?

PETER
(rnatttr a facttf)
Itrr tht uratrr aock.t.
a
Soyr rract.

MIKE
Htrr htgh trltl lt go ?
I

PETER
Thatra a good qutatlon...I llkr
good quratlone.
lllpreaead a buttsr and thry aL[ look up. Tht toy alr&a lnto
thc ulctrr. Thry rrr all lod<lm up.
PE?ER
Lfou,, dld that go fart.
mlkr lodta lnto tub.
MIKE
I hatr to br iht ono io eoy thla, but
your nodcet 1r undor thr water.
PETER
(rxc.ltld)
Hay guyr, yat urant to sae thr
guboarinr I Juat butlt ?
Thry pueh hlm lnto thr ustrr.
.
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