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Raul TREVINO

MUTATED
LIMITED EDITION

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MUTATED
LIMITED EDITION

Created and Illustrated by

Raul Trevino
TINKERS OF THE WASTELAND
Created and illustrated by Raúl Treviño

First edition: March 2016.

500 copies

The production of this comic is independent. Raul Trevino created

the script, cover, drawings, inks, grays, designs, logos, and layouts.
Contact: trevinoart@gmail.com

© 2016 Copyright Tinkers of the Wasteland, Raul Trevino All rights

reserved. Represented by FIXION Storytellers.

© 2010 Copyright Tinkers of the Wasteland, Raul Trevino All rights

reserved. Originally published weekly online as a web-comic starting
January 12, 2010 at http://www.coolchickens.com/en/

The story, characters and incidents featured in this publication are

entirely fictitious. Any resemblance to reality is purely coincidental.

This comic may not be reproduced, in whole or in part, by any means

or method without prior written permission by the author. All rights
reserved.

Printed in Mexico
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MUTATED
LIMITED EDITION

Books Two and Three

2. The Mutant
Chicken Incubator
&
3. Mutated Ranch

Written and Drawn by

Raúl TREVIÑO

Under the Advisement of

Mio KUNIYOSHI

Dialogue Editing
Robert Diamond &
John Stork
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LIMITED EDITION
Arrrgh!

Hello wasteland survivor,

The issue you hold in your hands contains the last two books
of the Tinkers of the Wasteland trilogy. A collector’s edition,
only 500 copies were printed.

What makes this edition special is the mutation suffered by

books 2 and 3. Result: one aberrant book instead of two 128
page books. All the printer could tell us was that a gang of
mutants broke into their shop. For this reason, the author
Raul Trevino disclaims all responsibility, since in the Wasteland,
anything can happen.

Enjoy it! But beware of gangs and mutant chickens…

 RECAP
We know this world is not the world we know because
meteors rained down from the sky and destroyed the
world we know. What, what? You didn’t know? Can you
still grab beers from your fridge and watch football?
How lucky you are! Cuz in the Wasteland, all that has
ceased to exist.

In book 1, the Tinkers stole chickens and outran hot rod

cars driven by the crazy gays, minions of King Queer.
However… Milla, Splitter and Chapi barely survived an
encounter with one of the most fearsome inhabitants of
the Wasteland: Fly, the elusive cannibal. What the hell
happened that allowed them to live is anyone’s guess.
Perhaps the cannibal didn’t even feel they presented a
challenge. Regardless, the Tinkers must now deal with the
fact that King Queer never forgets the face of a thief…

Escaping that trouble, the Tinkers not only repaired

The Pirate, their powerful Mini Cooper, they also found
a map leading to a secret bunker. Unfortunately,
others are willing to kill for the map and there’s
some confusion about its final destination. Many wild
yarns run through the Wasteland, all with conflicting
accounts of what’s actually there. To make matters
worse, the Bumblers gang managed to steal the map
from the Tinkers and also kidnapped Milla!

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 Meanwhile, Chapi entered a recurring hallucination, arguing
with his “imaginary enemy”, a toy-stealing, evil Santa Claus.
Milla explained to Splitter: Chapi’s a prodigy child who
can’t control his intellect and the struggle manifests itself
in unhealthy ways.

Splitter, amazed by Milla’s knowledge, asked her

for reading lessons. Milla’s study plan is simple:
suppositories cure illiteracy. Splitter’s all in. How
long will this scam last?

Elsewhere, King Queer and his clan set out with all the
chickens they could carry. They encountered the ultimate
threat: an enormous alien being, abhorrent to some,
beautiful to others. The alien sprouted black seeds which
the chickens immediately gobbled up. Now King Queer
must wait and see what sort of strange effect these seeds
will have on the chickens. Cluuuck, hic!

Crap! Let’s see what happens…

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 Shhh…
I said silence!
lt’s gonna start.

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 What do girls
like you taste
like? {Huff}

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 l ick
Do your breasts I love women’s
have a name? is the breasts more than
right one “bo” and their eyes. I love
the left one “ob”. how they don’t blink
“Boob” it’s such a when I stare at them.
well-rounded word. Just like my eyes!
Don’t you think so?

Girls have balls.

Balls? Ha! You They’re just
They’re my
don’t have balls.
Do you? Are you
higher up. That’s
all. What about
HUh?
balls. Not my a shemale? your balls? Do
boobs. they blink when
someone
kick them?
Dumb-ass…

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 What’s the matter? Huh?
Now that is one Too much meat for
wild girl… you? Ha ha ha!

Argh!
Shut up!

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 now I’m gonna show you
how we treat whores
like you!
Damn! you
killed him!

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 All this time you’ve
Ohhh, I’m afraid of been playing
nipples! Shit-Bird Bingo and
you’re afraid of
nipples?
What?

Yeah… I thought I could Don’t worry. I’ll take your

get over it, but I can’t. place if you ever win!
Ha ha ha!

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Due to the unfortunate fact
that the winner of this round
is no longer able to claim his
prize, it is hereby deferred
to all members…
Now just wait a second,
you fuckin’ dirty freaks!
You can fuck me if you
want, but just for your
information, I was raped
by a zombie just a
couple days ago…
yeah, that’s right… he
raped me and I got this
super-terminal STD…
…but if you get it, I mean
if men get it, in a couple
of days your balls’ll
swell up and explode
and… and…
Really?
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…starting with me.
This wild little
pussy needs to be
tamed. I wouldn’t
want her to injure
any of you…
your dick’ll swell up too,
but not in a good way,
‘cause it hurts so much
‘cause it starts curving
around, and you actually
wish it would explode but it
doesn’t…
it just grows into your
ass and just keeps fucking
you in the ass, but it really
doesn’t feel good at all,
and… and…
your pants won’t fit
properly anymore, and it’s
all just really unpleasant…
trust me.
Fuck! That’s
fucked-up,
man…
 No… that’s
Alright.
bullshit!
Let’s fuck
then.

Um… OK!
Let’s do it
then…

No, don’t do it! This is Yeah… could be true.

exactly why I’m afraid But who ever said we
of nipples! I’ll never had to fuck her to
be able to forget what have fun…
I saw that day… and
now it’s happening all
over again…

I can think
of a whole
bunch of ways
to enjoy this
little cunt…

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 This guy again?
Now why the
fuck is he
here?

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