WANT TO SPY ON THE OTHER SIDE?

THE GEOPHONE IS
YOUR VERY OWN GUIDE!!!

​The geophone is an invaluable device used to detect enemy 

tunneling during this world war. It’s simple- two mercury discs attached to 
a stethoscope. These discs magnify sound by two and a half times when 
placed on the floor or wall of a tunnel, making it a 
snap to estimate where the German tunnels are 
and how deep they run. It’s also a blessing in that 
it gives warning to our side! 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Spokesman Commander Ornerier “Jabs” Pennon says: 
“Let me tell you, this thing is perfect. We need a victory 
against those Germans. Doesn’t everyone want that? My man 
Georges Clemenceau’s got everyone following him on the idea 
that we’ve got to weaken Germany to the point where they can 
never threaten our beloved nation of France ever again. And 
with this little baby? We can do that. This is our way of 
eavesdropping and staying one step ahead of the enemy.”  
 
 
 
“LET’S GET ONE UP ON THE GERMANS!!! GET YOURSELF A 
JABS’ GEOPHONE TODAY!!!”-Georges Clemenceau 
 
 
 
HELP THE WAR, HELP THE WIN!!! JABS’ GEOPHONES 
GIVE YOU A WAY IN!!!