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    Rob recounts a story about his friend being aggressively hit on by an overweight woman at their local dive bar during an '80s night. The woman physically grabbed his friend and told him they were going to dance, despite his clear lack of interest. Though he pried her hands off, she kept replacing them. Feeling obligated since she later bought them drinks, the friend reluctantly gave the woman his number. Now she won't stop texting him, but doesn't know his real name. Rob is asking for a fake, ugly-sounding name suggestion to give her instead to try to lose interest.

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    Rob recounts a story about his friend being aggressively hit on by an overweight woman at their local dive bar during an '80s night. The woman physically grabbed his friend and told him they were going to dance, despite his clear lack of interest. Though he pried her hands off, she kept replacing them. Feeling obligated since she later bought them drinks, the friend reluctantly gave the woman his number. Now she won't stop texting him, but doesn't know his real name. Rob is asking for a fake, ugly-sounding name suggestion to give her instead to try to lose interest.

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    Rob's Storytelling Script: How To Begin

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    Amine Hacene
    Rob recounts a story about his friend being aggressively hit on by an overweight woman at their local dive bar during an '80s night. The woman physically grabbed his friend and told him they were going to dance, despite his clear lack of interest. Though he pried her hands off, she kept replacing them. Feeling obligated since she later bought them drinks, the friend reluctantly gave the woman his number. Now she won't stop texting him, but doesn't know his real name. Rob is asking for a fake, ugly-sounding name suggestion to give her instead to try to lose interest.

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    Rob’s Storytelling Script

    How to begin:
    Hey, what’s an ugly-sounding name for a guy?
    Quick, I gotta text it to my friend…

    After she responds:


    Alright. Get this.

    My friend gave his number to the creepiest girl


    the other night!

    We were out at our dive bar, enjoying the magic of


    two-for-one domestic drafts. It was ‘80s night so
    everyone was rocking to Journey…no one’s
    stopped believing.
    So all the elements of a good night are in place. But
    when I go to order another round, this chick
    makes a beeline for my friend .

    If I had to describe this girl, picture


    Tony the Tiger as an overweight woman.

    Okay, so she’s got this fizzy-perm hair thing going on


    and this huge “They’reeeeeeeee great” grin on her
    face. So Tony is like muscling her way through the
    crowd, just clawing through people to get to my
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    friend. He makes unfortunate eye contact with her
    and…it’s on!

    So, I’m just standing there, watching


    this impending tragedy unfold.

    Like if this were me, I’d use my patented ‘bathroom


    bail’ but before my friend even has time to get out of
    her way, Tony the Tiger has one hand on his back,
    telling him – not asking – TELLING him they’re
    gonna dance.

    Well.

    He pries her hand off like a dead starfish, sort of


    like this…one finger at a time.

    So funny. My friend said it seemed like this chick


    had eight arms because whenever he pealed one hand
    off his back – or, at this point, off his ass…she was
    very forward – it felt like two more hands took
    its place!

    Anyway, she ended up buying us a round of drinks so my


    friend felt bad and gave her his number. Now she
    won’t stop texting him.

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    But she doesn’t his name. So we’re trying to
    figure out the worst sounding name so he can flake
    her off.

    What do you think??


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