Medics Revue 2010:

Running Order

Act 1
1) Walking with purpose
Start Screen down curtains closed

2) Drill Sergeant
Screen Down – Bed off stage left
Cast – Kyle, Gregor, Dan, Nicola, Linzi, Gareth
Prop – Bed stage L, stethoscopes x4 brought on with each medical student , Nicola reading metro
that she’s brought on
ON: Bed from stage left by Andy and Ailish when screen halfway up, Screen up by Catriona
OFF: Bed off stage right by Ailish and Andy

3) Jimmy the sperm- Throat

Props – ??2 seats stage L/Space hopper , Spitting sound
Cast – Tom, Nemi, Siobhan

4) Ways to get kicked out of med school- PR exam

Props – ON: sam and kyle move bed ON from stage right.– front of stage facing diagonally
- OFF:. Sam and kyle move bed to stage right at the end.

5) PBL
Cast – Sam, Laura, Nemi, Jonny, Jane, Siobhan, Savita
Props – 5 chairs, flip chart, marker pen, jaffa cakes, bed.
ON: cast brings these on themselves (jonny brings chair and flip chart from left)
markers and jaffa cakes with students
2 chairs stage left(2 in middle wing) and 3 right(2 in middle wing, one in back wing)
Bed already on stage
OFF: Students take off what they brought on from where they brought them on from
Sam and Ailish move bed to centre

6) Ways to get kicked out of medical school- Cadaver

Cast - Tom, Katherine
Props – Cadaver sign, Stomach rumbling noise, roast beef, Bed (centre front moved by ailish
and sam), Knife and fork
OFF: bed off stage right by Ailish and Tom

7) Medicine around the world

Cast – Tom
 Props -2 chairs (centre stage), hats under chairs, box for hats
ON: catriona brings box of hats on. We may have to move chairs on.
OFF: box and chair moved off by catriona to stage left. Linzi moves own chair off stage right
Linzi
8) Cleanliness Championship
Props – stool stage right, towel stage right, two chair stage left, alcohol gel bottles stage right,
broom stage right.
ON: gregor brings on stool and towel from stage right to stage front.
Catriona brings two on chairs from stage left and puts them back of the stage, centre,
together
Broom comes on from stage right with Sam – leave with props to pick up for next sketch.

Cast – Alice, Savita, Katie, Jenny, Siobhan, Claire, Micah, Rachel, Gregor

SCREEN DOWN – as soon as Sam sweeps Claire by Catriona

OFF: ailish takes towel and stool off stage right

9) The Race part 1

Cast – Tom Tom, Nicola

Props: start and finishline.
ON: startline stage right by ailish. Finish line stage left by Catriona. STAY ON WITH LINE!
OFF: same as above

10) Medic Marriage

11) Coffee
Props – table, sign, coffee machine, coffee mugs, calculator
ON: make sure coffee cups and calculator are on table. ailish helps Rachael bring on table from
stage right.
OFF: Fran and Rachael take table off stage right

Cast – Rachel, Francesca, Luke, Jenny

12) Jimmy The Sperm- Poo

Props: chair and newspaper.
ON: Gareth brings on chair with him from stage left.
Cast – Tom, Gareth

SCREEN DOWN: Catriona brings it down as soon as the lights off.

OFF: Gareth takes off chair and newspaper with him as the screen goes down.
As screen is going down Sam walks on with broom from stage right.

13) Doors
Interval
Act 2
1) Wilderness Medics
Screen Down – KEEP DOWN THROUGH MEDICS RUGBY FOR BUPA

2) Ways to get kicked out of medical school- Medics Rugby

Props: 1 Chair, table
ON: Andy takes chair on with him. Table on from stage left – Catriona and Linzi
OFF: Catriona, Linzi and Ailish, take all props off stage left

3) BUPA – screen will already be down

SCREEN UP – LINZI DOES IT AS CATRIONA ON STAGE

4) The Race part 2

Same as before – Ailish and Catriona stage right and left with start and finish line
respectively
Cast – Tom Tom, Nicola

5) Dan’s Rap
Cast: Dan, Simon
Props – 2 chairs, 2 desk, 2 Exam papers stage L and R
ON: stage right Andy and Ailish table and chair on. Make sure exam paper is on table.
Stage left Catriona and Linzi take on desk and chair stage left
OFF: Dan and Simon take off chairs one to stage left and one to stage right
Ailish and Catriona take a table each to stage right and left

6) Jimmy the Sperm- PMS

Cast – Tom, Francesca, Alice, Fiona, Siobhan, Michelle
No props

7) Ways to get kicked out of medical school- Defibrillator

Cast - Claire, Jane, Duncan

Props – Defibrillator, Bed (centre stage), Drip stand, other medical paraphernalia, clipboard
ON: Duncan and Jane take on bed from stage right to centre stage
Duncan has clipboard
defibrillator brought in by Claire from stage right
OFF: Claire takes off defib
Duncan and Jane take off bed

8) New Uniform – Kyle, Gareth, Katherine, Gimp 1 and Gimp 2

 Props – Desk, 3 chairs, other paraphernalia of an office (?HAI sign), sponge

ON: Table from stage left placed to stage left

3 chairs from stage left – brought on by Kyle, Gareth and Katherine
OFF: everyone takes off what they brought on to stage left

9) The Race Part 3

Cast - Tom Tom
Nicola
Start and finish line (Cat and Ailish) – come on from middle wing - stand further back

10) Bicycle Tom

Cast – Tom
Props – Leaves, Mud, Watering can, broom, bike
Need leaves and tinnies on both sides and watering can on stage right

ON: ailish follow tom with watering can and then off
Andy brings on bike with tom from back
Meadows ‘here i come’ run on and throw leaves and then exit
Nicholson street ‘what a joy’ run on and throw tinnies and exit
Nicola on with bus from stage left
OFF: andy and tom take bike off
Sam sweeps stage from stage right to stage left (broom on stage right)

11) Ways to get kicked out of medical school- Fanny

Cast – Jenny, Gregor

Props – Punch noise, skeleton, wig and Viking helmet
ON: Jenny brings on skeleton from stage right and wearing wig and Viking helmet
OFF: Jenny takes skeleton off stage right

12) Jimmy the sperm- other Sperm-

Cast: Tom, Paddy
Props: bar stool and easter egg
ON: Catriona brings on Bar stool and easter egg from stage left into centre
OFF: Paddy takes off egg and stool taken off to stage left

13) Euthanasia
Cast: Gregor, Fiona
Props: Table, 2 chairs, box of euthanasia tools, gregor has dictophone
ON: Table and box brought on by Gregor and Catriona from stage left. Andy brings on two
chairs from stage left
OFF: one chair off to stage right withn Fiona
Gregor takes box

14) Ways to get kicked out of medical school –ppd

 Cast- Michelle
Props - Computer, Table, “You’ve got mail” noise
ON: table and chair already on, moved centrally
Laptop brought on by Michelle
OFF: Gregor and Catriona take laptop and table off

15) Christian Medics

Cast - Micah, Michelle, anyone else – Andy, Claire, Simon, Nicola, Fiona, Duncan, Dan,
Props 2 chairs, inflatable doll (brought on from stage right and off)
ON: Michelle moves chair and Micah brings on chair from stage right
OFF: Michelle and Micah take off chairs both to stage right

16) Jimmy the sperm –end

Cast: Tom
Props:

17) Fatty
Cast - Gareth, Laura, Jonny, Nicola
Props – Fat costume, Chair

18)

The END
The Race 4

Cast – Tom Tom

Nicola