Nacho Cheese

R: *sigh* This isn’t working out so well. Time for a change of plans. *picks up phone and dials*
R: Yo Pat, can you come over to my house for a second?
P: *picks up phone* yeah sure, what’s up?
R: *hangs up and dials* Hey Dawn! Meet me at my house alright?
D: Yeah be right there Robber *hangs up*

R: Hey thanks for coming guys. I need to talk to you guys about something important so I’ll get
straight to the point. I’m bored.
D: That’s all? How about running over a dead cat? What do you guys say?
P: What’s the point of that? How about going in the girl’s restroom and screaming at them when
they walk in?
D: Hey I don’t know about you, but I don’t wanna get slapped in the face every time I do that.
Let’s rob a bank or something I don’t know.
R: THAT’S IT! Let’s rob a bank! It should be fun!
P: Wait what? NO WAY MAN. We can’t do it! Someone might tell on us. DO YOU WANT
YOUR LIFE TO END?!
D: What are you talking about? Come on, you’re bored right? I’ve never robbed a bank before,
lets do it!
P: Dude! Do you got something wrong in your head? What if we get caught? IT’LL BE THE
END OF US I SAY! THE END!
R: Alright guys, shut up. It’s decided! We’re robbing a bank. So here’s the plan.

Just like you guys, we all get bored when we have nothing to do. Whether it be from just plain
laziness or because we don’t know what to do, there comes a time when we are bored. Similarly,
in the (story?) Nacho Cheese, Robber and his two friends, Pat and Dawn, are stuck in a similar
situation. Having nothing else to do, they choose to rob a bank. However, their boredom in the
beginning of the (story?), turns to pure greed in the end creating a giant tear between their
friendship. This is, Nacho Cheese.

R: Ohkay Dawn. So what’s the plan?

D: What?! I thought you said that you had a plan!
R: Well you introduced the idea, so come on, what’re we gonna do?
P: Hey guys, I still don’t think that we should do this.
R: Well, you got anything else we should do?
P: *thinks* Ohkay ohkay! I’ll do it.
D: Yeah, yeah. Ohkay so first of all, what should we do about the security guard?
P: WHAT?! THERES A SECURITY GUARD?! I thought this was easy! There’s no way we can
pull this off!
R: Stop worrying Pat! We’ll just use some handguns to take him out alright? What’s else?
D: Well, how about the vault? How are we gonna open it?
P: NO ONE TOLD ME THAT THERE WAS A LOCK ON THE VAULT. THAT’S IT MAN!
GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER! WE CAN’T DO IT!
R: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Pat. We’ll just get some employee to open it up for us
Dawn.
D: Ohkay well then theres the security cameras we have to worry about. What do we do?
P: Oh! That’s easy, I saw this one commercial for make-up that really revolutionizes your face.
We can just use that and make us so ugly they’ll never recognize us.
D: ohkay… now which bank are we gonna rob?
R: Well, I was thinking about robbing the bank next door! I think it’s a Swiss bank.
D: That’s all guys! I’m pretty sure that’s all there is. So we’re gonna rob the bank tomorrow
ohkay? Meet up here. And Pat remember to bring your make-up.

P: I think we’ll be able to pull this off guys. This make-up makes me look really ugly!
D: Hey Pat! Do I look ugly enough in this?
P: Hmm. Roses are red, Violets are blue, your face looks like poo, what the hell did you do.
D: Ohkay im good, do you have those handguns Robber?
R: What are you talking about? You already have them, you just gotta make your hand look like
this. *shape hand into gun* and just shoot.
D: Ohkay good. So you guys know the plan right?
P: Yessirr.
R: Ohkay let’s move out!

P: *walks straight in the bank with “handgun“* Hello miss, we’re robbing this bank, so could
you please open the vault for us? *gets pulled back*
R: What in god’s name are you doing Pat? We’re suppose to go in with our guns!
P: But I was holding it! *looks left & right* Everyone is watching us Robber.
R: *fumbles taking gun out, points it* Alright we’re robbing this bank people! Everyone get
down or we’ll shoot! As for the guard… *shoots guard*
G: *looks confused* Oh well. *dies*
R: Alright Dawn, keep an eye on the people, Pat, go talk to the bank teller, and I will enjoy this
delicious eggroll.
P: Ohkay dude, where’s the vault.
B: You’re ugly! (:
P: Thanks! You look pretty ugly yourself. So where’s the vault?
B: It’s over there! *points*
P: Ohkay thanks. *moves* Hey Robber! I know where the vault is.
R: Good job Pat. Now let’s get going. Dawn! You’re coming.
B: Have fun!!! And be careful!!
P: Ohkay this is the door.
R: *opens door*
M: hey hey hey! Wassup ma little peeps
D: Who are you supposed to be?
M: Yo man, it’s no big deal, I’m just, *official voice* the guardian of this bank.
D: Well let us through, we’re here to get the money.
M: That’s great man, but I cant let you do that, you gottta answer the question first.
D: Ohkay whatever, whats the question?
M: heyhey. Chill dawgg, slow down. The question is, “I am related to you, but I am not.” What
am I?
D: your uncle?
M: hmph. Yo man, we’re all brothers so here’s a little hint.
P: Man this is easy, I got this. It’s I’m your brotha from anotha motha.
M: That’s right man, how’d you know that. Well anyways, you can enter now.
R: *opens door & steps in* OH MY GAWD! It smells! P.U. man. What’s with all the cheese??
P: Aw god! Let’s hurry up and get outta here!
D: What do we take? The money or the cheese?
R: THE MONEY YOU RETARDS! Hurry up! I’m gonna die from the smell.
P: ohkay ohkay! *takes bag from back and puts money in* *looks at cheese, takes a bite and
faints*
D: What are you doing Pat?! Hurry up and load the money!
R: HE ATE THE CHEESE! Let’s just grab the bag and get outta here! Leave Pat! We’ll come
back for him next week!
D: *grabs bag* Alright! Let’s get outta here!
R & D: *starts running, but Dawn begins to lag behind*
R: Why are you running so freaking slow! HURRY UP!
D: STOP YELLING AT ME! *bounces up and down*
R: ohkay! Just come on!
D: Don’t tell me what to do! You know what? *flings money bag away*
R: Why’d you do that for? Go get it back!
D: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP! DON’T TALK TO ME ANYMORE!
R: Stop being such a baby! Now go grab the money and let’s go!
D: NO!
R: YES!
D: Wait a second! Who’s that guy stealing our money?
G: *steals money and runs away*
R: ey-hey you! Stop! Where do you think you’re going. *shoots gun* Why doesn’t he die?!
D: WOW! If you hadn’t yelled at me, we would’ve gotten away!
R: WHAT?! If you hadn’t ran so slow I wouldn’t have yelled at you!
D: You know what? Forget you man. I don’t need you. Get that face of yours outta my sight.
R: Yea? Well, GOOD DAY DAWN.