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Opciones Monologue
Opciones Monologue
You're so neat. You're such a neat guy. I wish I woulda known you
when I was little. Not real little. But at the age when you start
finding out stuff. When I was cracking rocks apart and looking at
their sparkles inside. When I first put my finger inside me and felt
wonderment. I would've took you to this real neat hideout I had
where I made a waterfall with tires and shit, and my own hut. We
could've taken all our clothes off, and I'd look at your dinger, and
you could show me how far you could piss. I bet you would've
protected me. People were always giving me shit. Ya know what?
Once I was in a play. I was real glad I was in a play 'cause I
thought they were just for pretty people, and I had my dumb
eyepatch and those metal plate shoes to correct my duck foot. It
was The Ugly Duckling, and I really dug that 'cause of the happy
ending and shit. And I got to be the ugly duckling and I had to
wear some old tattered black cloth and get shit flung at me, but I
didn't mind 'cause at the end I'd be that pretty swan and all. But
you know what they did, Slim? At the end of the play I had to
kneel on the stage and cover my head with a black shawl and this
real pretty blonde- haired girl dressed in a white ballet dress rose
up behind me as the swan. It was really shitty, man. I never got to
be the fucking swan. I paid all the dues and up rose ballerina Cathy
like the North Star. And afterwards all the parents could talk about
was how pretty she looked. Boy, I ran to my hideout and cried and
cried. The lousy fucks. I wish you were around then. I bet you
would've protected me.
http://www.sam-shepard.com/CowboyMouth-2.pdf
Musas huerfanas
http://www.monologueproject.com/?_escaped_fragment_=?page_id=632
Den of thieves
http://azactorsacademy.com/uploads/monologues/womens_stage_mono_2005.pdf
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