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Nobody's Wife
Author(s): Portia Bohn
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Source: The Massachusetts Review, Vol. 34, No. 4 (Winter, 1993), pp. 621-632
Published by: The Massachusetts Review, Inc.
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Portia Bohn
Nobody's Wife
met Leonard cohen at the laundromat. Leonard
I Cohen, the balladeer? The doctor thinks there's a connec
tion between my flushing the lithium down the toilet and
my meeting Leonard Cohen, but I don't like to believe that.
It was, though, directly after I flushed the lithium that
I met him. I hate lithium. It always makes me feel as if
I'm living under a blanket. All wrapped up. Life can't get
to me. So this time?for no reason I can name?I said to
hell with everything, and I flushed it. And the party began.
I walked around smiling and talking to people. I felt
great. I threw out my clothes and bought all new outfits.
My favorite was a blue and white kimono I got from The
Salvation Army Store. I cut off the bottom and wore it over
black toreador pants. I could tell by the way people looked
at me that I looked outstanding. The only thing was that
the bottom kept unravelling where I cut it, so to look ab
solutely perfect, I had to carry a scissors and kind of
surreptitiously snip off the threads.
About a week later was when I met Leonard Cohen at
the laundromat. I used to go to that one on Second Ave
nue and Sixth Street, right next to Schacht's? One time I
saw Bobby Kennedy there, but that was a time ago,
long
of course. Before he died. Anyhow, this time I saw Leonard
Cohen. He was just going into the wash cycle. Leonard
Cohen! I could hardly believe my eyes. Imean, you don't
expect to meet a renowned poet-singer at your laundromat.
He was wearing a trench coat and he held a half-peeled
banana, just like the picture on the jacket of his "I'm Your
Man" album.
I said, "You're Leonard Cohen, aren't you?"
He looked surprised that I'd recognized him, but he
admitted he was.
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a big nose.
"I feel privileged to be here inMcSorley's Bar with you."
I raised my glass to him.
"And I feel privileged to be here with such a beautiful
woman," he said.
"I'm not too old for you?" I shot a quick look at him
to see how he reacted. He took it okay. "Actually, I don't
think I'm that much older than you," I added, "but I know
men like young girls."
He said he liked amature woman, that young girls bored
him.
"Like Janice?" I said, sneaking one in.
"Oh," he said, "you are too clever by far."
I hadn't noticed before, but now I saw he had his guitar
with him. Holding it close, he plucked one string, then
another.
I said, "Where do you get the inspiration for your songs,
Leonard?"
"Inside myself," he said.
"Every experience I've ever had,
every person I've ever known, is in there, just waiting for
me to turn them into music." He tightened the guitar pegs,
plucked a string, and brought it up to his ear to listen. "Like
you, baby, you're down there in the hopper right now, wait
ing your turn."
He strummed a single chord, loud.
"Nola Jean," he sang, kind of mellow and sexy. Then,
looking startled, he said:
"Well, here she comes, now. This
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heading?"
He strummed some chords. "Came from hell. On my way
to the moon."
The pace made me feel light-headed. "That's quite an
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"Did anyone come around looking for me?" I asked him.
"A man?"
The guy glanced at me, kind of deadpan. "What does he
look like?"
"He has a big nose, sensuous and he's wearing a
lips,
trench coat and carrying a half peeled banana."
"No," he said.
"You're sure?" I didn't trust him.
"Even in here a man like that would stand out," he said,
and tossed the pizza dough over his head.
So I sat down at one of the tables. The woman who re
minded me of Nola Jean walked by the window dragging
her laundry cart behind her.
The last time I saw my sister, she took me for a ride in
her chauffeur-driven Cadillac. She obviously considered
this some kind of treat.
"You are fifty-seven years old," she said. (Like she
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"Are you still on that kick?" He looked at me suspi
ciously. "You're kidding me, aren't you?"
I assured him that I was not, that I really wanted to
hear all about his days in Canada when he and Leonard
were young.
"Well, Leonard was a pisser," he said, and then laughed.
"I don't believe this."
"Did you always call him Leonard?" I asked.
"Lenny," he said. "We called him Lenny," and he
laughed again.
"Go on," I said.
"Well, I don't know what to tell you. One time my father
beat him for stealing money from the old man in the fruit
stand on the corner. He beat him so bad Lenny couldn't
sit down for a couple of days. My old man was a maniac."
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You're old and you're nuts. I just thought I'd be nice." Tears
welled in his eyes. "Oh, Christ!"
He looked so young. Itwrenched my heart. What would
it hurt me to be kind? I hesitated another moment.
"All right," I said, finally. "But I lost my diaphragm, so
we'll have to be careful."
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