• Ass: Butt, booty, apples, haunches, meat, beef, slabs, hemispheres, puckerhugger,

pillow, mattress, meatballs, poundcake, sausage patties, buns, seat, squash n'
stretch, dough, backside, American Pie, arse, caboose, derriere, dairy-ere,
lapweight, pearbottom, peach, bottom, fat, Sodom settlement, bubblebutt, pumpkin
pie, rump, pumpkin, hill, flank, backtits, fartbox, hams, badonkadonk, junk in the
trunk, chaircrusher, hippudding, laplord, what your Mama gave ya, cake, thickness,
beatseat, spank spot, chunkbunker, meathills, global meat, pelvissnapper, water
balloons, moons, couch-filler, bumper truck, tushcheeks, crackpatty, hipbutter,
pelvisplump, ass-alanche, haunches, percussion, muffler, glutes, glutefat,
sweatshop, slip n' slide, butter barricade, sightclogger, doughdanger, lapclappers,
twerking ovation, quicksand, thiccsand, tushcakes, buttcakes, seatsqueaker, donkey,
sexsofa, meat mountain, blubberbutter, fuck-bumper, wobblemeat, steakcake, Play-
dough, poundmountain

• Asshole: Butthole, asshole, pucker, pinch, starfish, pinch, star, sewer, skunk,
pout, cauldron, tailhole, target, epicenter, backdoor, Plan B, junk, squish, donut,
exit, breach, canal, passage, twitch, abyss, pit, punctuation, dot, seal, pothole,
trumpet, ring, bunghole, brownie, asscrater, shitchute, Eye of Sauron, balloon
knot, kissing partner/practicer, apple core, sin socket, plumbing, cock toaster,
button, dumpster, dung dungeon, two-way street, penis-flavored meat doughnut,
wedding ring, garbage dump, portal, Ring of Fire, Starburst, logcutter, prison
wallet, shitpipe, spit canvas, fun tunnel, corkhole, exhaust port, tail-pipe,
squinthole, asscannon, ditch, coalmine, X, sweatsticker, cockscabbard, wrinklepipe,
dinner plate, tailpussy, fagdent, milk chocolate dot, raunch ring, tongue-toaster,
pacifier, beefbowl, pipe organ, queefcore, funkhovel, fartbar, pooper, turdcutter,
chocolate escalator, waste-chute, booty belcher, rimgum, hip pollution, hidey-hole,
cumsmelter, smellter, downstairs, backbusiness, soilhole, bagelfat, fume chute,
Toblerone tunnel, fudge freeway, hershey highway, The New Testament, rosebud,
cornhole, gutsocket, butt-coochie, toiletries, mudjungle, squeakhole, posterior
porthole, rump socket, b-hole, stomachstraw

• Pussy: Canyon, cave, gash, watering hole, south mouth, muff, Chamber of Secrets,
clam, slug, petals, puss, squish mitten, cock ruler, Y, love tunnel, thotpot,
bitchslit, netherlips, bitchstink, motherhood, booboo, the Old Testament, lardlips,
roast beef, upstairs, envelope, clambake, broken faucet, spongebeef, ham wallet,
love glove, cock garage, dick prison, egg chamber, baby oven, squirtcenter, baby
bunker

• Clit: Button, pussy ignition, climax battery, joy buzzer, pussytab

• Cock: Schlong, dong, bong, jizz rifle, scepter, piece, firehose, fuckpipe,
geyser, mast, thing, fountain, hulking monster, screwdriver, hole howitzer,
diamond, spear, fuckstick, dark meat, sausage, crown, D-rex, nut castle, between-
the-thighs-to-the-sky-little-guy, masculine statue, slab, banana split, plunger,
pipecleaner, faux bone, sweat sponge, girth, cum syringe, stomachslammer, cork,
meat-totem, monument to dick cheese, nuttack, pussydoom, babydaddymaker, pussy
whisk, coloncrusher, babymaker, crackcleaver, bellybludgeoner, bellybeater, donger,
manhonor, between-the-legs behemoth, thightrunk, thottamer, spunkshooter, cumgun,
thermometer, stomachstamper, honeypot stirring stick, fartkebab, cheek floss,
cuntcrowbar, firehose, bootycratercreator, hotrod, manly anchovie, gutmusher,
hydrant, sledgehammer, sludgehammer, pork sword, ovary hammer, wombbully, breed
beacon, tubesteak, lickorice, Hummer Cummer

• Balls: Nuts, sack, weights, bag, wrecking balls, semen anchors, sponges,
spunkspheres, impregnators, splooshfruit, meteors, orbs, cream containers,
cumcafeteria, jizztanks, spunkkegs, tankards, spermbanks, fauxknot, cantaloupes,
sweatclappers

• Tongue: Mop, sponge, red muscle, pink muscle, worm, slippery appendage, cockwash,
spitsponge, dicklicker, bowel towel, eel, scrotum towel, babymakers, rimmop

• Lips: Petals, stickers, kissers, smoochers, mwah-ta-tas, sugardough, DSL, ASL,

ballkissers, pillowpink, ballpounders, chup, chokepussy, facesuckers

• Breasts: Jugs, milk jugs, milk bags, chesticles, spineburden, coffee sweeteners,
milk tanks, udders

• Nipples: Teat, mosquito bites, nubs, milk duds

• Cum: Semen, jizz, spunk, pudding, gunk, muk, cock slime, cocksnot, cockspit,
spooge, honey, explusion, latecomers, milkshake, toothpaste, frosting, tsunami
salt, whorebrew, splooshjuice, ballpulp, ballslop, concocktion, bootysauce,
pudding, ballspray, manshampoo, cock mustard, bootybroth, porridge, custard,
molasses, ballstock, motherload, mothermakerload, pulp, throatlotion, potency,
ballsnot, ballgel, nutsludge, cumfactory product, baby batter, penis paste,
nutbutter, cockgravy, sacksoup, wombpaint, nutmilk, gaygravy, baby formula, hot
sauce

• Kiss: Smooch, snog, French, peck, mack, munch, tongue hockey, slobber soccer, lip
press, mouth melding, oral fencing, mouthmash, slobberjob, throatfeast, mouthsquat

• Fuck: Rut, smut session, shovel, scoop, excavate, dig, slam, pound, thrust,
hammer, drive, pummel, brutalize, bang, drum, bumpin' uglies, plung, smash, goin'
to town, goin' to the city, annihilate, ruin, consensually rape, devastate, dunk,
deepstir, rhino stampede, pleasurable ferocity, pump, pound, stamping, labor, mush,
bounce, jackhammering, breaking the sound barrier, hipviolence

• Pet Names: Baby, babe, babydoll, babyslut, babyboy, babygirl, cupcake,

sweetheart, sweetie, muffin, precious, pookie, angel, minx, devil, darling,
addiction, hun, honey, hottie, hunk, stud, studmuffin, Daddy, Mama, king, queen,
princess, prince, cutie, cutiepatootie, bootycutiepatootie

• Smells: brume, fog, miasma, stink, smell, musk, must, ovenheat, airbroth, funk,
hotair, swampsteam, steam, pheromones, aroma, sauna heat, whiffbait, haze, odor,
malodor, plume, fish market, scent, cologne

• General Adjectives: Phat, gorgeous, beautiful, luscious, lewd, lavish,

Latinaesque, bountiful, bodacious, bootiful, thick, thicc, lascivious, gushing,
snug, nasty, damp, furiously, chunky, chewy, palpable, ripe, doughy, muggy, molten,
frisky, voluptuous, lush, furtive, fecund, thick-set, callipygian, smoldering,
massive, plump, precious, meaty, obnoxious, ghetto, behemoth, savage, dreamy,
tender, supple, bloated, fervent, flushed, titanic, alabaster, dangling, obscene,
sheepish, excruciating, sunburnt, charcoal, boisterous, lap-drowning, mumpy, anti-
fat-free, acrid, paunchy, gourmet, colossal, sweltering, virile, unkempt, glossy,
hippo-hipped, heelshelved, remodeled, repurposed, distended, unfurled, masegenated,
expired, porcelain, culinary

• SFX!!: mwah, plp, chu, chup, plek, pwah, muchuuuu, plup, plap, schlpp, sluuurrp,
buh, blllp, blrrpft, bwuh, muh, mah, nngh, mmph, mmf, guh, glk, ugh, oof, ooomph,
clp, fwaaah, hnf, blurrrp, brap, pwuuuhh, hgk, glrk