MODEL BEHAVIOR

Women in the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown

Words and Music by

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David Yazbek
Frantic
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Pe - pa, it’s me a - gain, why aren’t you pick - ing up the phone? It’s like my

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Pe - pa to zno - wu ja, no, od - bierz wresz - cie bła - gam Cię! Jak nie po -

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brain is gon - na melt if I don’t talk to you. I’ve got a prob-lem in the show - er and I’ve

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ma - ły

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ga - dam z To - bą za - raz sto - pi się mój mózg. Mam prob - lem pod prysz - ni - cem no i

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on - ly got a mi - nute ’cause the prob - lem in the show - er is that guy that I’ve been dat - ing named Ma -
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tyl - ko mam mi - nu - tę, bo mój prob - lem pod prysz - ni - cem jest fa - ce - tem i na i - mię ma Ma -

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lik. He’s, what’s the word, swar - thy, like a des - ert sheik. And he’s been

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żbik!

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lik. Jest... jak to się... sma - gły jak pus - tyn - ny I bę - dzie

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here at my a - part - ment for a - bout a week. I met him down at Ca - fé Som -bra and I

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mnie śpi. Spot - ka - łam

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z ty - dzień od - kąd już w miesz-ka - niu u goś - cia w Ca - fe Som - bra i znów

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know you think I’m o - ver - ly ro - man - tic, but you would - n’t be - lieve the con -

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naz - wiesz mnie kre - tyń - ską ro - man - tycz - ką, no, ale nie u - wie - rzysz, no, od

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nec - tion we had like im - me - di - ate - ly. I was rea- dy for him to meet my mom. Like I could

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ra - zu ta - ka blis - kość i na-tychmiast po - czu-łam, że ma - mie chcę przed - sta - wić go! Tak jak - by

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lo to Grand - ma and be sure to take your… That was him! I may be
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jump ing to con - clu sions, God I hope I am. He thinks I’m thin and he’s got shoul - ders like Jean

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chop - ne wnios - ki je - dnak wciąż na - dzie - ję mam. Zwłasz - cza, że kla - tę ma i ty - łek jak Jean

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Claude van Damme. Lis - ten, call me when you hear this, I’ll be here for half an hour, call me

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Claude van Damme. Zadz - woń za - raz jak od - słu - chasz, bę - dę tu przez pół go - dzi - ny za - dzwoń,

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Pe - pa, are you there? Are you there? Are

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you o - kay? You’re not there, but we need to talk. My stom - ach’s ach - ing like I swal-lowed some e -

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steś? Wiem, że Cię nie ma, a - le mam to gdzieś! Brzuch mi roz - sa - dza jak - by mia - ło mnie od

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nor - mous rock. I’m at the phone booth on the cor - ner and I’ve on - ly got a min - ute ’cause I’m

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środ - ka

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zjeść. I dzwo-nię z bud - ki tej na ro - gu, no i tyl - ko mam mi - nu - tę, bo skoń -

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run-ning out of change ’cause I’ve been lend - ing all my mon- ey to Ma - lik. God knows with

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czy - ły ca - łą że

  
mi się drob - ne, wziął o - de mnie for - sę mój Ma - lik. No, wiem,

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Ab7 G7 Ab7
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men, I’m not ex - act - ly on a luck - y streak. But this one real - ly is a mess, I think I’m

        
że - by świr, od - bi

   
z fa - ce - ta - mi mo - gło le - piej u mnie być. No, a - le, ta - ki - je

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gon - na freak. I know you say I’m an a - larm - ist, but I’m not. Re - mem-ber there’s that time I
Wiem, że
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         
za - raz mi. mnie masz za pa - ni - ka - rę, a - le nie, pa - mię - tasz kie - dyś jak prze -

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Cm7 Ab7 Cm7 Ab7 Cm7 Ab7

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
thought I saw a spi - der? You said, “Nah, it’s a rai - sin,” but it sud - den - ly start - ed mov-ing and it

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wi - dział mi się pa - jąk, a Ty: "Nie, to ro - dzyn - ka", i się na - gle po - ru - szy - ła i pod -

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Gb[add2] G7 Ab7

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µ
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
crawled o - ver and bit me on the toe! So if you’re gon - na stand in judg - ment, that’s how


- żar - ła

   
peł - zła i u w pa - luch mnie! Przy - pom - nij o tym so - bie jeś - li kry - ty -

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
much you know. It’s a good thing I did - n’t eat it, but I nev - er would have ate it ’cause I

   
ca - łe zjad - łam, cho - ciaż zjad - ła,

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ko - wać chcesz! Na szczęś - cie go nie ra - czej bym nie bo ro -

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               


nev - er did like rai - sins so why would there be a rai - sin on the floor? So when you
dzy - nek nie na - wi - dzę, więc skąd mo - gła ta ro - dzyn - ka się tam wziąć? Więc pro - szę


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    


hear this call me back, I’ll wait a lit - tle more. I’ll be at sev - en sev - en three. Damn, they

   
Cię, zadz - wo - nić za - raz tu łas - ka - wa bądź! Jes - tem pod sie - dem, sie - dem trzy... Szlag! Ktoś

                
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
scratched out the num - ber and mis - spelled “Va - gi - na.” All right, I’m hang - ing up, I’ll call you


zdra - pał ten nu - mer i napisał: "Wa - gi - na...." Roz - łą - czam te - raz się, zadz- wo - nię

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G7 Ab7 G7

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back!

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   
znów!

               

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Ab7 Bb G7 Fm6/Ab G
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Fm6/Ab Ab13 G7 Ab7

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
Pe - pa, o - kay I’m try - ing you a - gain, it’s af - ter -
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 
Pe - pa, wiem, że się cze - piam jak o - go - na psie - go

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G7 Ab7 G7
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
noon. It’s like my eyes are gon - na pop if I don’t get you soon. I’m at the
   
          
rzep, a - le jak nie po - ga - dam za - raz to mi pęk - nie łeb! Już je - stem

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F7 G7 Ab13
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
stu - di - o, which sucks, be - cause I’m hav - ing trou - ble work - ing ’cause the on - ly thing I think a - bout’s this


źle,
    
  
w stu - dio i jest no, bo się nie da tak pra - co - wać, no, bo ciąg - le tyl - ko myś- lę o tym

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  


cra - zy sit - u - a - tion with Ma - lik. I don’t know what I’m gon - na do if you and
     

co tam kom - bi - nu - je mój Ma - lik. Jak nie od - bie - rzesz, chy - ba wpad - nę tu - taj

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G7 Cm7 F7 Cm7 F7
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
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   
I don’t speak. I know you think I’m just a dra - ma queen, but ac - tu’al - ly I’m prac - ti - cal and,
   mia - łaś
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za - raz w ryk. Za his - te - rycz - kę zaw - sze mnie, a prze - cież mam roz - są - dek, bo jes -

     

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   
damn it, I’m a mo - del so of course I feel things deep - er than most

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   
tem w koń - cu mo - del - ką i jes - tem głęb - sza niż ja - kiś tam pierw -

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
3
peo - ple ty - pi - c’lly do! And an - y - way, I think my life may be in

        
że mo - że


szy, lep - szy leszcz... I myś - lę, na se - rio coś mi

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          


dan - ger too. You won’t be - lieve what he’s got hid - den in the…

      
gro - zić też. Nie masz po - ję - cia co tam scho - wał w swo - im...

              
      

               
      

Eb7

   
              


oh, Fer - nan - do’s work - ing here. He’s lost a lot of weight and now he’s

       
 
O, Fer - nan - do tu - taj jest! Nap - raw - dę su - per schudł i wow! U -

              
      
 
         

     
     
 

Ab7


4fr

            
           


got that thing re - moved, he just looks… Pe - pa, Mar - cos, He says hel -

       
   
su - nął tam - to coś, wy - glą - da... Pe - pa, Mar - cos, poz - dra - wia

      
     
 
        
   

    
   
 

G Ab9 G
4fr


      
  
            
  


lo. And now he’s tell - ing me we’re shoot-ing so I got - ta go. It’s some big

 
Cię! I mó - wi, że już za - czy - na - my no to le - cę, cześć! Ja - kaś rek -

             
    
 
   
  
       
    

                   
            
 11
Cm Bb Ab G7 Cm Bb


3fr 4fr 3fr

           
               


deal ad cam - paign, I don’t know what it’s for. They’ve got me pos - ing with a mel - on and a
         
     
la - ma al - bo coś, cho - le - ra ich tam wie. Mam z ma - ta - do - rem stać i da - wać mu me -

    
          

         
           
     

Ab6 G

 
3fr

  
µ
         
  
 
     


mat - a - dor. Some kind of met - a - phor. Call me


 
lo - na kęs... Wy - czu - wam głęb - szy sens... Od - dzwoń,

      
     
     
  

           
         
  

G Bdim Cm[add2] Edim7 Fm Ab13

 
4fr

      
µ
   


back!
             
         
please!

        
                            
f

        
           
      

  
     
   

G7 Ab7 G7


4fr

         

           


Pe - pa, it’s eight, I don’t know why you’re treat-ing me like this.

  
Pe - pa, to, ja! Jak mo - żesz coś ta - kie - go ro - bić mi?

           
             
mf
        
                   
      
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Ab7 G7 Ab7


4fr 4fr

               
  


Pe - pa, it’s al - most ten o’ - clock, you real - ly are a

    
Pe - pa, dzie - sią - ta pra - wie już ok - rop - na z Cie - bie

                    

 

             
         
    
G7 Ab7 G7
4fr


               


ter - ri - ble friend. Pe - pa, I’m sor - ry. I

              
            
kum - pe - la jest! Pe - pa, prze - pra - szam, tak

   

mp

   
         
       
  
   

Cm


3fr

                



nev - er felt so fright - ened and a - lone. I’m like a


źle.

 
bar - dzo znów się bo - ję, tak mi Jes - tem bez -

   
                         
  
     
cresc. dim.

    

     
  

G7 Ab7


4fr
µ
                

   

 



help - less lit - tle kit - ten up a… Hey! I’m on the fuck - ing phone! Please call me

         
 
bron - nym, ma - łym kot - kiem, któ - ry... EJ! ZA - JĘ - TE, KUR - WA JEST! Zadz - wo - nisz,

              

    
f

  
    
      
  
 13
G7#5

 
        


back.
       
                                 
co?

             

   
 

 

 

               
       

G7#5

  µ  
      
      


Pe - pa, it’s mid - night. Are you screen - ing?
   
                
Pe - pa, już pół - noc, czy Ty mnie unikasz?

  
        

  
 

 
         
 

 
µ
 
             


It’s three A. M. you have to call me!

 
     
Trze - cia nad ra - nem, mu - sisz zadzwonić!

       
      

   
 
 
   
      

G7#5


            
µ
       



3 3
Would ne - ver do this to you, what kind of friend?…

 
... bym Ci nigdy tego nie zrobiła! Co to za przyjaciółka, która...

             
     

     
       

    
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G7#5


    
µ
          
3



3 3
What was the name of that cheese that I like?
 
         
Co to był za ser, co mi tak smakował?

    
  

     
       
 

G7

 
       
  


IVAN: Pepa, Pepa sweetheart. Listen, I need to tell you …
MECHANICAL VOICE: Tape is full. End of messages.
KONIEC TAŚMY, NIE MASZ WIĘCEJ WIADOMOŚCI!



    
           

    
      
   
  
Ab7 G7 Ab7


4fr 4fr

          
    
          


                 
  
       

 

               
              
        
G7b9 Abm(maj7) G7b9
3fr


      
  
        


Pe - pa, o - kay now e - ven your ma - chine’s ig - nor - ing me.

    
Pe - pa, o - kej już na - wet Twój te - le - fon zle - wa mnie.

          
 
           
         
       
     
 
 15
Abm(maj7) G7b9 Abm(maj7)

 
3fr 3fr

                  


Lis - ten, Pe - pa, I know you think I’m need - y but you’ve
Słu - cahj, Pe - pa, już pew - nie masz mnie do - syć, a - le

            
        
           
  
             
              

G7b9 Abm(maj7) Ab9/C


3fr 3fr

         

        


got - ta see I’m feel - ing kind of woo - zy. I’m here
zro - zum, że... Niech ktoś już mnie o - bu - dzi, co się

       
                      
       
           
                
    

Db7

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4fr

                        



cry - ing for an hour and my boy - friend’s got an U - zi and he does - n’t clean the show - er and I
jesz - cze mo - że przyś- nić, gdy mój fa - cet trzy - ma U - zi i zos - ta - wił brud - ny prysz - nic, nie wiem

  
                   
         
 
                     
     

D7

  
                


don’t know where you are. I don’t know where I am. I’m
jak Cię zna - leźć mam? Gdzie jes - teś nie wiem gdzie, Od -


             
     
    
            
  
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D9 D7#9 D7#5
4fr 4fr

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                       


half - way up a tree and com - plete - ly in a jam. I’m out here in the des - ert and no -
zro - bił

  
bi - je za - raz mi, jesz - cze ko - rek się... Ja jes - tem w czar-nej du - pie, wy w po -

  
                    
    
     
                    
   


µ
 
           
  


bo - dy gives a damn! Call me


dob - nej ma - cie mnie!


CANDELA: Pepa? Pepa? Pepa …

    
Daj, choć

 
 
      

 
    

 
 
      
                 
  

G Cm G Cm

        

3fr 3fr


back!

                     

         
znak!

            

   
            

      
      

G Cm Abmaj7 G Ab G

   

3fr 4fr

 


          
            
          

  
 
      

     
         