Humor

Dari selera humor sebenarnya dapat dilihat tingkat kecerdasannya.

Dapatkah anda sedikit tertawa dengan beberapa humor berikut?

Puisi sang matematikawan

Life without you, like cos 90o=0

I and You, like sin2 90o+ cos2 90o=1

Everything with you, like tan 90o=∞

Logika implikasi dan janji seorang pacar

p q P => q p: seorang lelaki berjanji untuk

B B B datang ke rumah pacarnya
B S S
S B B q: seorang lelaki datang ke rumah
S S B pacarnya

p benar, q benar, p => q benar

Jika seorang lelaki berjanji untuk datang ke rumah pacarnya (B), maka ia benar-benar
datang (B), maka perbuatannya benar.
p salah, q salah, p => q benar
Jika seorang lelaki tidak berjanji untuk datang ke rumah pacarnya (S), maka ia benar-
benar tidak datang (S), maka perbuatannya benar.
p salah, q benar, p => q benar
Jika seorang lelaki tidak berjanji untuk datang ke rumah pacarnya (S), maka ia datang
(B), maka perbuatannya masih benar karena ia berniat memberikan kejutan buat sang
kekasih.
TAPI
Jika seorang lelaki berjanji untuk datang ke rumah pacarnya (B), maka ia tidak kunjung
datang (S), maka perbuatannya salah, tidak menepai janji namanya.
p benar, q salah, p => q salah
Kesombongan e x
The guy gets on a bus and starts threatening everybody: "I'll integrate you! I'll
differentiate you!!!" So everybody gets scared and runs away. Only one person stays.
The guy comes up to him and says: "Aren't you scared, I'll integrate you, I'll differentiate
you!!!" And the other guy says; "No, I am not scared, I am e x .”

At other place
A constant function and e x . are walking on Broadway. Then suddenly the constant
function sees a differential operator approaching and runs away. so e to-the x follows
him and asks why the hurry.

"Well, you see, there's this diff.operator coming this way, and when we meet, he'll
differentiate me and nothing will be left of me...!"

"Ah," says e x , "he won't bother ME, I'm e to-the x!" and he walks on. Of course he meets
the differential operator after a short distance.

ex : "Hi, I'm e x "

diff.op. : "Hi, I'm d/dy"

Proof: 1 = -1

1
= sqrt (1)
= sqrt (-1*-1)
= sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)
=i*i
= -1

Here is a proof for 1=3

First we state that

1/2 closed door=1/2 open door
=>Closed door = Open door ......(1)

Also,
 1/4 closed door = 3/4 open door
Multiply by 4 both sides..
=>1 closed door=3 open door

But by eqn. (1),we have closed door=open door

Therefore, 1 open door = 3 open door
Divide by open door on both sides...
Therefore we have 1=3
Hence proved....

Proof: Girls are evil:

First we state that girls require time and money :-

Girls = Time x Money

And we know that time is money :-

Time = Money

Therefore :-

Girls = Money x Money

Girls = (Money)^2

And because 'money is the root of all evil'

Girls = (Evil)^1/2 x (Evil)^1/2

Girls = Evil

From: geenius#NoSpam.enteract.com (Geenius@Wrok)

Note:
A problem with this proof occurred to me immediately: Since evil is
negative, the square root of evil must be imaginary, which would mean that
money is imaginary, and therefore, by definition, so is time.

Then I realized that, in my life at least, that's pretty much true.