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Martin Lawrence Show
By: Altheia Jackson
Finally, Martin and Gina moved from
their apartment into their new home.
After so many years of working and
saving their incomes, they found
themselves a home in Florida. Both
were able to transfer their jobs to
Florida, just because their jobs are
transferable. Martin worked in the
media forum and Gina worked as
attorney. They both realized that by
moving from their home state to
Florida they could earn more money,
to create a lifestyle for themselves,
and start a family. After saving their
income, they were able to afford a
home of at least $95,000 and a
mortgage of $3,300 a month. Due to
their combined income of $1.3 million
yearly, they were able to afford their
mortgage.
How YOU Doin’ Bachelor
Nation?!?!
By: Chelsea Miller
In the latest Bachelor franchise news,
former “Friend,” Joey Tribbiani, has
decided he wants to try his luck at finding
a wife! Say whaaa… WIll he find a woman
to share his love of sandwiches and
accept his Final Rose?… Or will he be left
playing foosball, eating pizza, and visiting
The Central Perk alone for all of
eternity?? The “OG Ladies Man” will get to
include his 7 lovely Italian sisters in the
choosing of his bride-to-be, but also, in a
new season 26 twist, Joey will be able to
choose women to live as roommates with
his fellow “Friends,” Monica and Rachel,
across the hall, for however long he’d like!
Talk about a plot twist! Wow-wee! Catch
the new season, Monday at 8pm PST on
ABC! And “if he doesn’t like you, this is all a
moo point!!”
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Royally Yours! After five years of trying, Duchess Karina and Prince
few people think, however, John deserve a baby so
By: Marimar Rivera the miracle might happen much! “They are so sweet
Duchess Karina and again. People close to the together and it was very
Duke - Prince John family sadly accepted that sad to hear about Duchess
Stuart of the English Duchess Karina has lost her Karina’s abortions.” - said
Stuart Royal Family - fair share of unborn Cain Asdra, when
are finally welcoming babies, very sad news interviewed by this
their first born indeed. Duchess Katherine journalist. “They deserve a
daughter: Duchess has to survive long enough win!” - yelled a crowd at the
Katherine. Although to see her father inherit Pastrami Club bar. We can
Prince John Stuart is the crown to be able to assume that the country
heir to the crown ever dream of becoming and the family are excited
because of backwards Queen. However, many for the news. We
sexist laws, Duchess subjects of the English congratulate the new
Katherine cannot inherit crown are very very parents and wish them the
the English crown if a happy with the news indeed. best luck in the parenthood
brother is born into her adventure!
family.
Have you seen our friend?!
By: Irma Nielsen

Jerry Seinfeld was reported missing this

morning by his friend Elaine Benes. She said
that she met her friends Jerry and George
Costanza at Monk’s Café for a late lunch
Friday evening. They talked about their week
and some of the challenges they were facing.
That night they parted ways and assumed that
everyone made it home safely. The next
morning, when Jerry's neighbor Cosmo Kramer
decided to drop in on him, there was no sign
that he made it home the night before. After a
day and a half of calling around, they could not
find anyone who had seen him since Friday.
Kramer kept telling everyone that it was the
work of what he called, the “Demogorgon” or
“Mind Flayer” and shouting about how they
needed to get to Hawkins, Indiana as soon as
possible. George refused to confirm or deny
whether a trip is being planned.

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WHO STOLE THE GLUTEN FREE
RECIPE BOOK!?
By: Alejandra Meza

It is just in! Elle Woods is back in the

courtroom after finally graduating
from Harvard and she is ready to
defend Kourtney Kardashian; a pair you
never thought you would see together.
A close source says that Kourtney,
"health freak" as her sister calls her,
has contacted the FBI to open an
investigation because a suspect broke
Sister Drama!!
into her house and stole her gluten By: Erika Villasenor
free recipe book! Elle Woods, her
lawyer, has also been working tirelessly Rumor has it that Kim Kardashian is coming
out with a new makeup line. While on vacation
to find evidence against a prime
with the Kardashian's, the very own Kylie
suspect. The jury involved in the case
confronted Kim about the new makeup line
have mentioned that they not only took
because it's so similar to the one Kylie did.
her book but someone switched out
Kim was shocked to hear this because the
her gluten free snacks for new
only one that knew about the new makeup
snacks full of gluten. Quite the
line was Khloe. Kim started to cry and went
monstrosity I’d say! Rumor has it the
in the look for Khloe. Khloe denied everything,
suspect might be one of her sisters - but little did she know that Kourtney had
although nothing has been proven yet. recorded the whole conversation she had
Kourtney is furious and is willing to get with Kim. Khloe got mad at Kourtney for
to the bottom of this, every family snitching on her, they all got into a family
member is a suspect. The security feud. Will this family feud cause Kim to lose
footage was erased and another close billions of dollars by postponing the launch of
source says that this incident happened her new makeup line? Stay tuned for the
during a family gathering with close next episode of Keeping Up With The
friends. Will the Kardashian Clan be Kardashian's.
incriminated or the Jenner's? The
crime of the year is still yet to be
resolved and we will be front in line to
get the latest scoop.

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Gossiper
Geographic
By: Marco A. Cedeno
Aguayo
Marco Polo concludes his
120th journey. This time to
Morelia, a colonial city in
Mexico after winning the
"fat" one, mega millions
price, Marco Polo and his
friend Gengis Khaaan, who
was invited to join Marco
by the same Marco, who
has spent only 0.0010% of
his net fortune in the
whole 120 trips around the
world. Morelia was
founded in 1541, by the
Spanish Viceroy Antonio
de Mendoza. This time he
visited the beautiful
Cathedral of Morelia.
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He donated 5 million dollars
for the poor children of
the city. He visited la "Casa
de las Artesanias" the
House of Handcrafts. He
went into a shopping
spree, spending almost
800,000 dollars! He visited
several museums, one of
them: the House of Jose
Maria Morelos y Pavon.
Morelos was one of the
most important heroes of
the Mexican Independence.
He was born in Morelia.
Morelia is a word that
makes tribute to Morelos.
"Morel-ia." "Morel" from
Morelos, "ia" makes a noun
Feminine, ideal to name a
city. After that, he
enjoyed a show at the
Planetarium, the show was
about how stars are born.
We must not forget that
Marco Polo enjoys night
life, and he had great
experiences at the world
class night clubs of
Morelia. He was enjoying
his nights at the maximum,
he was dancing when he
lost his debit card, and just
because he did not have
another form of payment,
he had to cover his
$500,000 bill by washing
dishes and singing with the
mariachi band the rest of
the night at the club, for
six months! According to
him, he does not regret a
bit about this incident,
because, this is how he
meet Thalia, a Mexican pop
singer, who is now his
girlfriend.
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