every family member is a suspect...
The
EAVS NEWS!!
WHO STOLE THE GLUTEN
FREE RECIPE BOOK!?
It is just in Elle Woods is back in the
courtroom after finally graduating from
Harvard and she is ready to defend
Kourtney Kardshian, a pair you never
thought you would see together. A close
source says that Kourtney "health freak"
as her sister calls her has contacted the
FBI to open an investigation because a
suspect broke into her house and stole
her gluten free recipe book! Elle Woods,
her lawyer has also been working
tirelessly to find evidence against a
prime suspect. The jury involved in the
case have mentioned that they not only
took her book but someone switched out
her gluten free snacks for new snacks
full of gluten. Quite the monstrosity I'd
say! Rumor has it the suspect might be
one of her sisters although nothing has
been proven yet. Kourtney is furious and
is willing to get to the bottom of this,
security footage was erased and
another close source says that this
incident happened during a family
gathering with close friends. Will the
Khardashian Clan be incriminated or the
Jenner's? The crime of the year is still
yet to be resolved and we will be in the
front line to get the latest scoop.
Written by
Alejandra Meza
GOLDEN GIRLS CASTING
At the ripe age of 50,
Actress Betty White is set to begin
casting for a new season of “The New
Golden Girls'' television show. We
acquired the only & exclusive inside
scoop on this hush, hush casting from
Betty Whites own manager Estevan
Salad. According to the hush, hush
scoop by Mr. Salad, likely names that
may or may not play the character of
“The New Golden Girls'' are, Jane
Fonda age 60, to play the flirtatious and
slutty character of Blanche Devereaux
(Rue McClanahan). Actress Glenn
Close, age 99, to play the witty,
shameless & naughty old Sophia Petrillo
(Estelle Getty). Possibly to portray
Sophia’s daughter in the show is Blythe
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Danner age 70, as the prune & know it
all Dorothy Zbornak (Bea Arthur). Not
forgetting the hilarious character of the
not too smart & innocent Rose Nylund
from St. Olaf, played by actress Betty
White. This hilarious new show full of life
lessons & regrets, as the characters
retell stories of the good all day is to
start this fall.
Don't miss it!
By Maria Gragg
Look out Elon, Ye' is the future
of cars!
There's been talks about a brand new
car that is more efficient than a Tesla ,
and more stylish than Elon Musk's
wardrobe. What can't Mr. West do?
Music, clothing and now a possible car
line? Yes, this is what Kanye was in the
works of, presenting his new car, Yeezy.
The new car line was going to be
introduced to the public during the 2021
Chicago Auto Show. Remember, Kanye
is from Chicago so this will be one for
the books! The name does take on with
the familiarity of his other lines, and the
resemblance is way uncanny. The line of
cars are shaped like his various shoes
(300,400,450, &700) , and the materials
are used for each season from his
previous shows. Another cool feature
with the new Yeezy car is when you
honk the horn, it only plays famous
Kanye tweets (HOW SWAY!!!). Recently,
Tesla owners can download various
sounds for their car horns, so you will
find similarity in the two cars. The last
new feature on the car which no car has
ever had is that the car is just as moody
as Ye. When you turn the car on, it's
supposed to let you know what kind of
day you will have with the car, this is
innovative because we always wanted
to know what kind of a mood that our
car is in before we decide to head to
Taco Bell to have a crying session. Oh
yes, another feature is your car will
remind you who it is and if you have a
mood it will just play Kanye songs until
you give up and just let the car drive
itself to Calabasas. The catch? You
have to sign a waiver for this car, since
we have no control of what it can do.
Also there's only 666 cars, so good luck
with that buddy!
By: Angela Graham
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Sister Drama!!
Rumor has it that Kim Kardashian is
coming out with a new makeup line.
While on vacation with the Kardashian's
the very own Kylie confronted Kim about
the new makeup line because it's so
similar to the one Kylie did. Kim was
shocked to hear this because the only
one that knew about the new makeup
line was Khloe. Kim started to cry and
went in the look for Khloe. Khloe denied
everything but little did she know that
Kourtney had recorded the whole
conversation she had with Kim. Khloe
got mad at Kourtney for snitching on
her, they all got into a family feud. Will
this family feud cause Kim to lose
billions of dollars by postponing the
launch of her new makeup line? Stay
tuned for the next episode of Keeping
Up With The Kardashian's.
Written by:
Erika Villasenor
LONG LOST SON FOUND!
Beverly Hills very own Dylan Mckay
finds a long lost son after 23 years.
Thanks to life long friend, Brandon
Walsh, who was covering a story for The
Beverly Beat about the up and coming
company All Elite Wrestling. Brandon
was interviewing “Jungle Boy” Jack
Perry when he realized the uncanny
resemblance to his dear friend, Dylan
Mckay. Once he realized that this could
potentially be Dylan’s son, he
immediately contacted his friend to have
him fly down. Immediately upon
meeting, it was like they had known
each other for years. They shared so
much in common from hobbies, to
strikingly good looks. Looking at Jungle
Boy, you would think you were looking at
Dylan all those years ago back in the
halls of West Beverly. From the jungle to
Beverly Hills, this is a story worth the
three count.
By: Mikala Miles
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