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04/12/2009, 04:15 AM #1

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eHarmony (#1415)

Cast:

Singer (Never-Seen): Erica Ash

Norelle: Crista Flanagan
Wayne Michael Higgins: Eric Price

Legend:

(When something is in brackets and Italicized that

means that it is a descriptive moment if a picture
does not explain).

When a musical note is seen, that means that

the next few lines are being sung. It will end when
another follows like so.

Sketch:
Singer: Want some love? Easy to lift

the contents of love make a retransiteship.

Norelle: I had just gotten out of a terrible. Experimental relationship with a 20 year old woman. With exotic looks uh, who was super clingy. I wanted a big
change so I decided to go for a male, 30-35, average looking who would keep to himself. I went to eHarmony and Wayne Michael Higgins

was the first person to contact me.

Wayne Michael Higgins: I don't like a lot of questions, and Norelle understands that.

Norelle: You know I love that you have your space. What he does in his van,

or in that room in his basement is none of my business.

Wayne Michael Higgins: She's one of the least curious people I've ever met.

Norelle: Oh thank you

(off-screen). Were both (on screen) a little obsessive. I mean sometimes I can work my quilts for hours and he has his night gardening.

Wayne Michael Higgins: It's really the best time to dig.

Norelle (Off-Screen): All the men I've (On-Screen) known have been fat, smelly, messy, pigs. But not Wayne. The way he cleans up, you wouldn't find a
fingerprint in his house.

Wayne Michael Higgins: Or a carpet fibre.

Norelle: And he's so honest. I didn't even know he was an artist until I discovered about 300 nude paintings of his mother behind a false wall.

Wayne Michael Higgins: No one likes a braggart.

Norelle: And he's very light footed (laugh). Sometimes I don't even know if he's in the room until he's right behind me (Wayne appears on the other side).

(off-screen) It's just nice to have someone to take care of me. I mean he's constantly applying lotion to my skin. I've never been smoother.
Wayne Michael Higgins: I want is supple.

Norelle: And I've never felt more protected. And that's so important to me. Especially with all the young girls going missing. Isn't that awful?

Wayne Michael Higgins: Those women were whores!

Norelle: How do you know that?

Wayne Michael Higgins: My mother told me.

(Norelle dances while Wayne measures her as music plays and singer sings.)

Singer: Bout some love. Easy to lift. The contents of love, make a retransiteship.

(Sketch ends).

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