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The Seven Year Itch - Act II, Scene II
The Seven Year Itch - Act II, Scene II
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THE GIRL. So when you asked me to go out for dinner with you it was all right. You’re
married and naturally you don’t want to fall desperately in love with anyone any more than I
want anyone to fall desperately in love with me. Do you know what I mean?
RICHARD. Sure. It's too much trouble....
THE GIRL. Exactly.
RICHARD. I know just what you mean.
THE GIRL. That’s right.
RICHARD. We both happen to be in positions where we can’t possibly let ourselves get
involved in anything.
THE GIRL. Mmm.
RICHARD. All the damn phone calls and taxis and everything.
THE GIRL. l certainly wouldn’t be sitting alone with some man in his apartment at eleven-
thirty at night if he wasn’t married.
RICHARD. Certainly not. When you said about the producer... it would depend on if he
were handsome. What did you mean by that? I mean just out of curiosity .. what would be
your idea of handsome?
THE GIRL. Well, let’s see. I really don't know. I suppose he should be tall... and kind of
mature looking....
RICHARD. Like me?
THE GIRL. Well... You’re not going to start falling desperately in love with me or anything,
are you?
RICHARD. No, no. Definitely not. I mean I think you’re very pretty and sweet and I
certainly enjoyed having dinner with you... but...
THE GIRL. That’s just the way I feel about you. You’re very nice-looking and charming and
mature. You’re someone I can be with and count on him not falling desperately in love with
me....
RICHARD. That's right. I’m almost – I’m a lot older than you are. And one thing I’ve
learned. Nothing is ever as simple as you think it’s going to be. You take the simplest damn
thing and before you know it, it gets all loused up. I don't know how it happens or why it
happens but it always happens....
THE GIRL. That’s very true. You’re absolutely right
RICHARD: What I’m trying to say is, that people who are really mature weigh things more
carefully. They impose a discipline on themselves. They understand the cost.... I mean they
finally learn that sometimes something that seems very wonderful and desirable isn’t really
worth... I mean... all the hysteria it’s going to cause. Then of course you can overdo that
line of thinking too.... I mean a man – a person – anyone doesn’t like to feel he’s some kind
of a vegetable or something – you know... what it amounts to is this.... You’ve got to decide
which is the most painful... doing something and regretting it – or not doing something and
– regretting it. Do you see what I mean?
THE GIRL. I think so....
RICHARD. Look, are you sure you don’t want a real drink?
THE GIRL. No, thanks. Really.
RICHARD. Now look, really. It’s not late. You don’t have to go yet....
THE GIRL. I really should....
RICHARD. Well, whatever you think Let me take you up to your door.
THE GIRL. No... that’s all right. It’s just upstairs....
RICHARD Well, all right. If you have to go.
THE GIRL. I want to thank you for dinner. It was lovely....
RICHARD. It was fun.
THE GIRL. And for carrying that heavy plant all the way upstairs
RICHARD. It wasn’t that heavy....
THE GIRL. Well, good night. And thanks... again....
RICHARD. Well, good night. (She kisses him on cheek.) Well... good night. (They embrace
for a moment. They break.... She kisses him lightly on the lips again and goes out)