THE BEGINNER’S GUIDE TO

DEMONOLOGY
BY ETHAN JOLY
Chapter 1: The two types of demons
As a world-famous demonologist, my studies show that there are two types of demons:
The ones that will immediately want to kill you and the ones that don’t want to kill you as
much.

− DEMON FUN FACT: The Demon King stands 8 feet tall with a scorpion tail that
wields venomous poison.

THE MURDEROUS DEMONS

Let’s start with the demons that will immediately want to kill you. Obviously, this makes
up 98.756% of the population of demons, leaving less than 2% of demons kindhearted or
slightly murderous.

Above: An artist’s idea of a headless swamp creature

Many of the diabolical category include:

 Minotaur
 Gorgon
 Haints
 Empousai
And many more menaces that we will talk about during this book.

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Chapter 2: Kindhearted (or slightly murderous) demons
As you may know, less than 2 percent of demons are I’m-gonna-rip-your-face-off-mwa-ha-
ha evil, being classified as “Harmless and kindhearted” or “Slightly murderous but not I’m-
gonna-rip-your-face-off-mwa-ha-ha evil” as they are hesitant or not likely to kill. Amidst
these demons is the fire spirit Flamehead, who has started a charity called “December for
demons” with his sister Milli. The program is where the kindhearted or slightly murderous
demons travel to Doom Island and live in the new Demon Town that Flamehead and his
crew have built, and they hold things like car washes and bake sales so that people pay
them enough for Flamehead and his crew to buy a Christmas tree, decorations and gifts
for them. With his program, now demons can get gifts they actually appreciate and learn
better social skills with the bake sales and car washes than the “If someone does not like
the art you made, rip off their head. If they do, rip off their head.” things they teach on
Shashakit.

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 Chapter 3: Demon anatomy
As you know, demons come in all shapes, sizes, colors, and deadliness, so here is a basic
demon anatomy guide:

Head

Stomach

Hand/claw/tentacle

Legs

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